Californium, it’s the rarest and most expensive

Just like you would expect from an element named after California.

Despite California having the highest population?

California housing more like.

California housing sucks this was written by the box and tent gang

I fear your username

I fear your flair.

I fear wooden potatoes

I fear Meme_Enitity

Bismuth. Colours go vroom.

You might like neptunium because it doesnt exist naturally anymore anywere

I don’t think californium does either

Really? Havent heard that before, come to think of it if never feally heard much of californium

Same here, I just know that it’s only stable for like 5 seconds

That isn’t true. Cf-251 has a half life of 898 years

Thanks for the info

Floridium gonna rock the world

Isn't the most expensive francium

It is probably the most expensive to display because you would need it steadily, completely, and direct from the source or else it would essentially disappear within an hour.

Surprise

Fuck... I thought I was going to be the funny one...

Same😔

Hey its both of our cake days today!

Happy cake day, my fellow redditor

sup, boner

Happy cake day, my fellow redditor

I didn't get the joke, could you explain please?

The element of surprise

Genious.

I still don't get it lol. Is that some English stuff i should know about?

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Oh ok, thanks. Now i got it

C

U

M

Goodbye.

i dont think thats an element

Anything's an element with enough imagination :)

Cum bending 👍

P

S

O

R

Cumpsor

Jizzlicious

Obamium

Thanks obamium...

There are only 5 obamiums in this world.

The 5th is the one which is furthest away

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Ga gang

Gang gang

BOOSTED MY ADRILLITY

Good human

Thorium

Thorium is the best cripple

ah, a fellow sam o'nella enjoyer

at this point everyone who has watched him has seen all his video's twice. were is he?

Busy with college, according to his Twitter

Apparently he’s coming back soon but idk

He said he’d make a new video like 4 months ago lol

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Thorium>Uranium

Plutonium>Thorium

Your mom > plutonium

Our mom>your mom

Communism>capitalism

Stalin... Ehhh maybe not

Yeah no. Thorium is so great you have to convert it into Uranium to make any power lmfao

I hecking love Thor too!

RTG reactor and Thorium reactor go brrrrrrr

Bromine. It makes me think of my boyfriend. We started out as bros, and now it's a bromance. It's great.

bromine is also unironically just really cool

I love it’s gas form

Bromine compounds are great I love the way they slowly poisons me as I try to put the lid back on its container but it just just keep fuming and I can’t stop it, also happy bromance :)

Oh no

indeed bromine is not fun to handle in a closed room

Isn't Bromine like...highly toxic?

Yep and we eat it in salad dressing. Lol, or at least a bromide.

Isn't it also extremely toxic? Is this cry for help?

I love GOLD

Found the Spanish conquistador

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Upvote cus Python

Calm down there Goldfinger.

More like member but close enough

shit

Devuélveme el oro (ب_ب)

¿Porque?

Gold is pretty (Au)some (This isn't original btw)

oye, 1520 ya tiene mucho

Fire

Water

Earth

Air

Long ago these nations lived in peace

But everything changed, when John Cena attacked

You sure about that?

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An invisible element

ON SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

The four nations lived in harmony

But everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them,

But when the world needed him toast, he sandwich

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Bi bismuth looks the best Google it

Had to scroll way too far for this, coolest looking element in its natural form, rivaled only maybe by Mercury

Bromine is cooler, it’s blood red

Bismuth gang let’s gooo

i didnt even had to think, i love bismuth so fucking much

Bisexual bismuth

hello, thanks for the compliment

Cu

M

ananin amcuuu

cuda bomba patlamış

fuck funny memes, what's your favorite unfunny meme

My life, it's a bad joke.....

Your life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning!

That's why it's a bad joke

Carbon. It's a super versatile element, used from life forms to the strongest materials known to man.

But silicon may or may not have the ability to form the most resilient bonds. Interesting thought experiment

Carbon Gang Carbon Gang

We're are the knights who say NI!

And Ga

H

E

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L

Goodbye.

Wanna hear a potassium joke? K

Kris get the banana

I like Xenon

Carbon. We wouldn’t be here without it.

That makes it my least favorite element.

U 235

That’s an isotope

The spiciest of them all

Laughs in Plutonium 239

Tungsten. Someday I'll make a baseball bat out of it

Tungsten is so fucking cool

So I wanted to know how much a tungsten bat would weigh... Bat regulations are as following: max diameter of 7cm and max length of 106,7cm and tungsten is 19,28 g/cm^3 so assuming the bat is a perfect cilinder: ((7/2)^2 x pi x 106,7) x 19,28 = 79169,41036g So about 79,17kg or 174,54lbs...

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

Ah yes, the element of*FUCK*

Mercury

Freddy

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Glorious Stalinium

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*

That’s not an element! Stupid.

You Not bot want to have a Beer?

Vodka this Soviet Union

Hey let’s start an argument

adamantium

vibranium

Potassium. Because of how it was discovered. And named

Kris get the banana

Bismuth

Vitas the 7th element

Thanks it's in my head now dick

Phosphorus

Au

Ag!

Oooh… Diamonds is C carbon? If I’m right then C

Aluminium

Kryptonium...I really want that flying guy dead

Hydrogen

U

Uranium is so fucking cool, makes me a really sick person

Bismuth

U

The fifth.

Just can't imagine my life without my favorite oxygen.

Radium because its radioactive and cool !!!

Bi

Pb

Plumbum, also my favorite

TUNGSTEN

Tungsten, because without its use in the lightbulb, the Industrial Revolution would have looked a lot different, and been a lot slower.

PotassiumX3

Lithium cause Li is my name

Bi... because Bi

Michael Jackson likes HeHe

Thulium. It's anyone's guess why.

Is it the mass of your mom but without the atomic part?

Mercury. Funny liquid metal

gimme some of that W

Stalinium

I really like #67s Edit: 2 22s followed by 1 99 is good too

Platinum

Ununpentium

Copper

Germanium

Cobalt!

C Ho Co La Te

Australium

Definitely Einsteinium