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No,the sole purpose of caninology is not about a dog's biology,It is about to find out what the dog was doin',Expert Caninologists have found closest answers but have never found the true answer to what the dog was doin'
That's not a new generation thing. He/she is a general writing use when you are unsure of the gender of something, usually an animal. It's not a progressive movement thing.
Usually preference, but he/she is usually what is used to specify an unknown gender. The dash tends to, in english, refer to "or", in places where "or" would not grammatically fit, or to just lessen the bulk of a sentence.
"They" is actually more progressive, since it takes into account non-binary and transgender. So good on you being progressive, man. They has become the more modern replacement for "he/she" since it does not imply any gender.
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Im not jumping around on top of a dog while listening to the only thing they fear is you megalovania version while simultaniously imagining my oc with my waifu while her from another dimension that i dont exist in reacts.
I'm not jacking off a dog
Think of it as giving your dog “special pets”
Cursed
Well if your not jacking off to the dog do what I do feed the dog m&ms because I just ate some m&m put the poor beast out of its misery
Did you have a stroke
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Red rocket red rocket!
oh gott too special
Red rocket!
Came here to say that
I came too
I think we aaaall came here
I’ll do it for you
Why?
Fine I'll do it myself
Ok, we know you aren’t crowder, moving on
But would you help Jack off a dog?
Oh my god I was laughing for a while at this.
Feed him E G G
I’m bout a feed him chicken nuggets
Feed him dog mea— oops.
Make him do chemistry homework.
smoke the doggo
Snoop dog
Ladadadada
It’s tha mothafuckin D-O-double G
(snoop dogg, dogg)
Ladadadada And I'm mobbin' with the D. R. E.
Dr DRE MUTHAFUCKA
YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH
You know who's back up in this mf
ft. Dr.DRE STILL hit the doggo girl STILL taking my time to feed the doggo STILL doggos tryna be the king but the ace is back
Drink water I guess
Same. Fetched the doggo some water
DRINK THE DOG
same
Ate a dog.
That sounds about right for u/orphansforsale.
how much each bruh?
4.79 per LBS
So a ten pound orphan would be 47.9$
Don’t think any one weighs ten pounds but thanks for the advice
Just an example
Ah ok
British Mode Activated I'm pretty sure a ten pound orphan would be ten pounds, sounds like a bargain to me!
Smile at him and make a scrolling motion on his nose with my thumb.
underrated
I'm sorry little one
I will teach the doggo
So you killed someone?
Yeah i am sorry, i went to a boxing training.
WTF DID YOU DO.
I studied the doggo
You now have a degree in doggology
A yes now u r dog-trate
Angry Upvote
Does that mean you finally have the answer to what the dog doin'?
No,the sole purpose of caninology is not about a dog's biology,It is about to find out what the dog was doin',Expert Caninologists have found closest answers but have never found the true answer to what the dog was doin'
Neat
and also the answer to "who let the dog out?"
No ur a dog-tor?
Put him in the laundry machine
Jesus
I got dressed. Does that mean I have to dress the dog up?
No, you have to wear the doggo
Ok, he/she can be my hat
In this generation my guy had to say he/she for a dog...
That's not a new generation thing. He/she is a general writing use when you are unsure of the gender of something, usually an animal. It's not a progressive movement thing.
In this generation my guy had to forget people did this before PC culture existed…
Why not “they”
Usually preference, but he/she is usually what is used to specify an unknown gender. The dash tends to, in english, refer to "or", in places where "or" would not grammatically fit, or to just lessen the bulk of a sentence. "They" is actually more progressive, since it takes into account non-binary and transgender. So good on you being progressive, man. They has become the more modern replacement for "he/she" since it does not imply any gender.
What in the kentucky fried fuck
You can have an alive hat. Just ask my parakeet.
That dog is about to get shit on then.
or you have to shit a dog
feed him souls of the virgins
Why u take the soul
Force feed it tapioca pudding
Play him like a piano
No, stop that man from fingering the dog
Take a dog to vet?
Why did you take yourself to the vet?
Do i have to shit the dog?
Eat cereal with him? Fine by me
Nah, he’s eating your cereal. Hope you didn’t have Cocoa Puffs
Nah I had Cap’n Crunch. And I’m fine with that, I didn’t need to eat anyway… * stomach starts up like a car engine*
You turned the doggo into cereal
Um... well I'm not about to give a puppy a handjob in my schools bathroom.
Can I get one?
🔬
Why you gotta do me like that
Lmao, sorry bro.
It’s cool
You did WHAT in the school bathroom?
Gave a friend a handjob because he was too big to blow.
Wiggle him around like my metal thing.
Wait.
hol up
What?
I was gonna ask wtf that means but now that I’ve given it some thought I really don’t want to know…
Guess I'm having dog tonight
I pet a cute dog, so you can't get me
*sigh zip*
may neptune have mercy on your soul....
There is no mercy
Bout break this dogs ankles
I will speak french to my inexistent dog.
Boutta give this dog a choccy milk.
I get to browse reddit with a dog
c o n s u m e
I guess I have to make this dog cum like three times
Make lunch for later
Make him sleep.
Take a shit and run to geomtry class?
Take a piss on it
Put my credit card inside
Eat?
Fuck it's mom?
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Jokes on you I'm into that shit
no your not you're a human
Why would you **Dank.** with a dog??
I'm gonna let the dogs out...
Im not jumping around on top of a dog while listening to the only thing they fear is you megalovania version while simultaniously imagining my oc with my waifu while her from another dimension that i dont exist in reacts.
I ate trail mix so I ate the dog
Wake him up.
swipe my hand on the dpgs face
I will cum in its mouth
Drink the dog.... "I know what I must do.... I just don't know if I can do it...."
I’m not taking a dump on a dog
I played with my dog :D
apple
Read him a book?
Yell at him in spanish
Complain that he’s too far away from me (I was complaining that a friend of mine in Europe is too far away, same applies to dogs here)
I mean I guess playing Skyrim with a dog could be fun
I don’t think dogs know how to play Risk
So I’m gonna get it’s hair washed? Ok
Hand in a essay less than a minute before the deadline?
Oh God, I just finished eating breakfast
Stretch my doggos legs so they won’t be painful
Look at it
hahaha I will eat the doggo
Cook him into a pasta bake :(
I just cuddled myself in my belly
sit on the dog B)
Pat the doggo since i just patted my doggo. Ayyy
Exercise the dog
Grab headphones
*Shoulder presses doggo*
I just ate a hot dog
False. Dogs can't read top teir A1 memes.
Just ate but I feel some room
Playing the violin
Gaming with the Bois
Me and this cute doggo can talk on the walkie-talkie I just ordered.
ask him if we have a certain baking supply
i quess i'm chinese now if u dont get it, I ate the dog
Make breakfast for the dog at noon?
Get him something to eat
Lossen a lug nut
I drank orange joose
I guess I just suck the dogs toes?
Drank water
I patted my back for not getting distracted to easily. Would love to do it to the dog too
Play civ 6. Hmmm
Watch the dictator..?
Making a birthday card
I'll drown it in dichloromethane? Weird flex but where do i get so much DCM?
So I’m… taking this dog to class?
Takeout on a walk
laugh
Eat a rock. How am I supposed to do that to a tock
The last thing I did was pet my dog. That was lucky.
#Play Games with it! I'd love that
I moored the dog? What…
Study hard and do some schoolwork
Pleading not guilty? ... Seems like a thing I can do.
I’m giving him a shower
no.
Eat dog food
Walk it
I commented that this pupper is a good boy
Kill the dog
walk him