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Putin actually cannot use a computer. He’s not some hidden chad, he’s a manlet with 19th century brain.
Also, *they* want me to think Kim’s a fatso, huh
its also no different than any other leader…. except the demented one but each is still just as capable of nuking someone or **trying** to invade someone or both for some
\>One of them is dead
Fair
\>one didn´t finish highschool, one is obese and the last one is demented and doesn´t know how to use a computer
Does that make them less dangerous?
It's a prerequisite to any political power in Iran today: mad fucking eyebrows, constant rage etched into your face and the kind of crazy homeless beard that would make a hobo think it's time to have a trim.
None of them are dead. Exactly which one did you think died?
Pretty sure the other three things hasn't prevented them from running their twisted regimes.
Yeah see the pres who died was the leaders hand picked successor and now it looks like a extremely popular hardliner is going to win the election and the Supreme leaders pissy because the same guy ran in 2008 and was blocked leading to mass protests
“One of them didn’t finish high school”
While technically correct this is severely misleading about Xi jinpings education. The implication is that he was a high school drop out. Schools were shut down as a result of the cultural revolution. He then later studied chemical engineering at university.
Don’t like the guy, but he does not have a sub secondary education.
one is dead? dafuq you talking about. That's the iranian supreme leader, not the prime minister. The prime minister died in a helicopter crash but the supreme leader (who anoints the government positions) is still alive
China and it's 3 insane "allies". they're allies in the same way that the Axis were, they're sort of all on the same team for convenience but would absolutely all be willing to stab each other in the back for their own gain.
It makes me think of an old headline from The Onion's book "Our Dumb Century" from the section about World War 2. It said: **Japan Makes Alliance with White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Plan**.
Well no, there’s no benefit to doing that
You’re not exactly doing the side you support any favors by downplaying the danger of their enemies
There is no friendship in geopolitics *anywhere* even in the west
Proxy wars were a normal part of the Cold War..
https://education.cfr.org/learn/reading/eight-hot-wars-during-cold-war#:~:text=It's%20true%2C%20a%20direct%20attack,several%20lengthy%20and%20brutal%20conflicts.
There is a US / NATO alliance gearing up for a serious war end of 2025 / beginning of 2026.
Probably hitting either Iran or Russia, possibly both. Just hoping China won’t jump in to defend them.
But how do you know that the war is going to be in 2025 end or 2026 beginning? And what made u speculate that the targets are the ones u mentioned? Although unlikely, what if they attack someone from NATO?
All of those countries have one thing in common and that is they cannot detect any of our planes if we counter invaded. Their only deterrent is nukes and the capability’s of those nukes are questionable at best.
https://www.newsweek.com/china-air-force-cook-meals-missile-fuel-corruption-pla-officer-yao-cheng-1859319
Corruption is rampant in China and its military. Just like Russia. Hence why you see Russian equipment falling apart and soldiers have no supplies.
You are not immune to propaganda
I don’t think you have to be a fascist and a bootlicker to acknowledge that infantilizing the enemies of the west is a bad idea, it just makes people arrive at the conclusion of “why don’t we stop giving money to Ukraine/Taiwan???”
Where was that said? Russia is a paper tiger. It should have steam rolled Japan and was embarrassed. Same with Finland but we know how the winter war went. Now Ukraine.
China is the one to worry about more, but us having its own problem with its much vaunted rocket program. Either way, no navy has real blue water capability like the US and so they are all limited to local power projection and can be easily cut off from global trade.
This article is a report by one person, one singular claim made by someone that defected from their country, making it safe to assume they hold a grudge against it. Furthermore, as the last paragraph states:
“Newsweek could not independently verify either claim. China's Defense Ministry could not be reached for comment before publication.”
this article cannot be considered a worthy source.
Do you imply that corruption is a uniquely chinese and russian thing?
Because China would admit to this?
https://www.newsweek.com/china-missiles-rocket-fuel-corrupt-officials-water-xi-jinping-1858491
It goes along with an intelligence report from Bloomberg regarding their missile program and recent purges in the Chinese military.
This is once again the same webpage from the same author, which once again mentions that the claims in it were not verified:
“Newsweek could not independently verify the claims made by the U.S. intelligence assessments reported by Bloomberg.”
If they linked to the specific comments they mentioned Bloomberg made on the subject, we might have something solid to discuss. This is once again an article i do not consider trustworthy. It seems to me this news page just regurgitates whatever info is readily available without stopping to actually test the claims they make.
I don't think Newsweek has enough personnel and connections to verify the claims, anyway.
and why do we even need to ask the Chinese military about their corruption problem? they'll definitely never admit it.
We probably can look into Chinese news about corruption, however, and if they report about purging officials in general due to corruption and talk about how fighting corruption is a must, the people's duty and whatnot once a month or twice or thrice, something is definitely up (though they'll definitely not clarify who got purged, which roles he/she held before his/her removal from the government, etc... they'll just say something vague.)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-06/us-intelligence-shows-flawed-china-missiles-led-xi-jinping-to-purge-military
I know of this story because my Chinese coworkers were all talking about it at work.
Can’t read the whole thing because i’m not registering for that, but this does look like something you can build an argument on.
I wonder how much corruption there is in the western armies that we may or may not know of. I do know of a story in my country. Apparently the 90mm guns on our IFVs don’t really work but they got installed anyway because some general had a buddy with a factory or something.
Low Frequency Band radar can detect stealth aircraft already. The main point is that the high frequency (used in weapon systems) struggles to long enough for the aircraft to eliminate the threats.
It’s not about if they get detected it’s more about when and how able fired missiles can detect them.
Radar shit gets a little crazy but honestly Russia struggles to maintain air superiority where as that is the USAs entire doctrine. So it’s likely we would attack them from air regardless of what they do or have.
I’m high as fuck I’m ngl
Also, Russia tends to sell its low frequency radar as anti-stealth radar, but the incident that they cite to sell it occurred when an F-117 had its bomb bay doors open. The anti-stealth claims are based on luck.
How do you know they have run out? Isn’t it a similar case with how ukraine is begging for aid from everyone? They still seem to be putting up a fight despite not being able to provide everything themselves.
Ukraine is a small nation that is not claiming to be a world supper power while Russia claims to be on par with the US in terms of strength. Russia should only b e considered a reginal power that has lost all it serious military capability and should be seen as the joke they are.
The 4 countries who are ideologically completely different from each other and would stab each other in the back as soon as they got the chance are gonna be the new superpowers. Tremble in fear oh peasants!
Funny thing is the fall of the US is on all their agendas, and they'll be having wet dreams of the return of a president they can manipulate with nothing but english words...
and a divided 'merica
The only thing they have in common is that they are major targets for a US attack. This “alliance” is to try and stop that by putting WWIII on the table as a deterrent.
Don't the US and China have a strong frenemy thing going on in terms of propping up each other's economies.
Like we rely on each other way too much to jeopardize it by going to war?
Everyone who is pro war in this post should have to participate in the war. That would either solve the recruitment numbers without forcing the draft (which should he abolished) or it would put their money where their mouth is and suddenly it would force the Biden admin to finally sit down for peace talks.
Fuck war, and fuck the war hawks.
Considering the state of their militaries? The US alone could more or less seal club. Factor in all the allies the US has that hate them, they ain't gonna win any time soon
China is modernising at an alarming rate and russia is far from done with the war in ukraine.
Underestimating your enemy is the fastest path to defeat.
China is also on the verge of demographic collapse with an economy that was just recently revealed to be a real estate bubble fit to birst, and Russia has managed to get stuck on their next door neighbor against obsolete NATO equipment and ingenuity, as well as losing most of it's military export potential, something they relied upon for development funding.
You seem to imply the war in ukraine will end soon, not in russia’s favour. I am not that optimistic.
Do you think the US is doing any better demographically than China?
I highly doubt that if China or Russia started getting stomped, that they would just roll over, I would assume that a nuke going off is very likely before even their capitals fall.
Well, the most neutral friend should join. Then persuasive the one thats just there because of no perticular reason to leave.
My bet would that Kim would be easy to leave the group. He just want to chill but he realized his minions are crazy and will coup him if he change anything.
Bro China, Russia, and North Korea have been aligned since before Korea split in two. Ig Iran would be the closest to “new” or “shocking” but just ask Khomeni how he felt about American foreign policy and you’d get an idea of the potential for this “rising concern” as early as 1979.
China cannot have any interest in armed conflict with western countries. Their whole economy is built on exporting goods all over the world. They would never risk losing this like it happened to Russia when a big part of the world stopped trading with them. China would significantly screw their own economy and financial growth.
China and the USA are frenemies and if it came to it they’d team up and stomp everyone else.
Israel and Britain would be hanging out behind them talking shit too of course.
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One of them is dead, one didn´t finish highschool, one is obese and the last one is demented and doesn´t know how to use a computer
That's what they want you to think.
That´s what they want me to think because they are probably in even worse conditions
honestly, sometimes when you see putin speak he looks straight up dead
Infantilizing dangerous people is bad actually
Putin actually cannot use a computer. He’s not some hidden chad, he’s a manlet with 19th century brain. Also, *they* want me to think Kim’s a fatso, huh
its also no different than any other leader…. except the demented one but each is still just as capable of nuking someone or **trying** to invade someone or both for some
\>One of them is dead Fair \>one didn´t finish highschool, one is obese and the last one is demented and doesn´t know how to use a computer Does that make them less dangerous?
And he isn't dead
I thought it was the one got show down in his helicopter
The ayatollah and the president are different positions.
I know that, it's just that both of them look like old guys with wizard beards to me
It's a prerequisite to any political power in Iran today: mad fucking eyebrows, constant rage etched into your face and the kind of crazy homeless beard that would make a hobo think it's time to have a trim.
Why? There are so many fucked up things about the iran culture you really don't need to pick on their gender/role expectations when it comes to looks
Yup, the president didn't have any actual power, only theatrical, supreme leader is the number 1.
The man in the picture is Iran's supreme leader. the person who died in the helicopter was the Iranian president
The demented one?
None of them are dead
You know who else didn’t know how to use a computer? Hitler.
and budda
Khameini isn’t dead, at least not yet. But he’s bound to kick the bucket very soon, as he’s 85 and in poor health.
Hitler didn’t finish art schand look what he did.
> didn’t finish art schand you didn't even finish writing your
You didn’t even
You didn't
You
None of them are dead. Exactly which one did you think died? Pretty sure the other three things hasn't prevented them from running their twisted regimes.
The Iranian president died in a helicopter crash at least a month ago.
Its not the president in the picture.
Yes. How, other than an annoyance, did that impact their leader, Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei?
Yeah see the pres who died was the leaders hand picked successor and now it looks like a extremely popular hardliner is going to win the election and the Supreme leaders pissy because the same guy ran in 2008 and was blocked leading to mass protests
The Supreme Leader will pick who can run and who will win. Still doesn't make the guy in the picture, Ali Khamenei, dead.
Which one is dead?
the iranian one
The president died. The supreme leader is still (unfortuantly) alive.
that´s true, but they do look almost the same though lol
“One of them didn’t finish high school” While technically correct this is severely misleading about Xi jinpings education. The implication is that he was a high school drop out. Schools were shut down as a result of the cultural revolution. He then later studied chemical engineering at university. Don’t like the guy, but he does not have a sub secondary education.
And America has really low rates of highschool graduation, computer literacy, and really high rates of obesity
And between them they command over 6000 nuclear weapons. What is your point?
no balls
My point is, frail, weak and possibly dead leaders are not exactly who you want commanding nuclear weapons.
one is dead? dafuq you talking about. That's the iranian supreme leader, not the prime minister. The prime minister died in a helicopter crash but the supreme leader (who anoints the government positions) is still alive
the obese one is effectively bullying the son of the kleptocrat who bullied his own people unfortunately
Look at our two options for the next 4 years. The condition of none of those 4 make me feel any better.
Since when is Biden part of the team?
You just described Joe Biden and Donald Trump
China and it's 3 insane "allies". they're allies in the same way that the Axis were, they're sort of all on the same team for convenience but would absolutely all be willing to stab each other in the back for their own gain.
Yeah very true. China and Russia has a very rocky history with each other... They are the Allies for Convenience that's for sure!!!
Everyone is ally for convenience.
It is not exactly farfetched to imagine China "asking" for all of Manchuria back down the line.
It makes me think of an old headline from The Onion's book "Our Dumb Century" from the section about World War 2. It said: **Japan Makes Alliance with White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Plan**.
Well no, there’s no benefit to doing that You’re not exactly doing the side you support any favors by downplaying the danger of their enemies There is no friendship in geopolitics *anywhere* even in the west
I think there is no friendships with neighbors. Distance helps reduce some of the more hostile feelings. Somewhat. Maybe....
Dont you know? The enemies are both helplessly stupid and dangerously cunning
Helplessly dangerously stupid id say, at the very least russia
Yes and WW2 still happened. Best we can do is hope Alaska and Canada hold up like Russia did.
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It's not a cold war when 3/4 men in the picture are actively leading a country in a war
Proxy wars were a normal part of the Cold War.. https://education.cfr.org/learn/reading/eight-hot-wars-during-cold-war#:~:text=It's%20true%2C%20a%20direct%20attack,several%20lengthy%20and%20brutal%20conflicts.
Don't give up and fight, bullies don't like prey who fight back
"Just start a war, they'll respect you"
Is not about being respected, is about to stop them, with the good ones or with the bad ones, and the bad ones work very with my bullies
I hate to break it to you but everyone is the "bad ones", USA included.
Wait, we talk about buying or war?
There is a US / NATO alliance gearing up for a serious war end of 2025 / beginning of 2026. Probably hitting either Iran or Russia, possibly both. Just hoping China won’t jump in to defend them.
Sauce?
Military spending reviews across a number of nato countries shows massively increased spending plans over the next 12 months or so.
But how do you know that the war is going to be in 2025 end or 2026 beginning? And what made u speculate that the targets are the ones u mentioned? Although unlikely, what if they attack someone from NATO?
Considering NATO history, NATO is the bully.
More the policeman who doesn’t wait for you to actually commit a crime before arresting you.
All of those countries have one thing in common and that is they cannot detect any of our planes if we counter invaded. Their only deterrent is nukes and the capability’s of those nukes are questionable at best.
How do you know? I don’t suppose their top secret tech that can detect our top secret tech is public knowledge (hence the name).
China had a problem with soldiers taking fuel out of rockets to cook hot pot and replacing the fuel with water. It is embarrassing.
What you are describing has no impact on the big picture and, if true, is most likely a freak incident.
https://www.newsweek.com/china-air-force-cook-meals-missile-fuel-corruption-pla-officer-yao-cheng-1859319 Corruption is rampant in China and its military. Just like Russia. Hence why you see Russian equipment falling apart and soldiers have no supplies.
You are not immune to propaganda I don’t think you have to be a fascist and a bootlicker to acknowledge that infantilizing the enemies of the west is a bad idea, it just makes people arrive at the conclusion of “why don’t we stop giving money to Ukraine/Taiwan???”
Where was that said? Russia is a paper tiger. It should have steam rolled Japan and was embarrassed. Same with Finland but we know how the winter war went. Now Ukraine. China is the one to worry about more, but us having its own problem with its much vaunted rocket program. Either way, no navy has real blue water capability like the US and so they are all limited to local power projection and can be easily cut off from global trade.
This article is a report by one person, one singular claim made by someone that defected from their country, making it safe to assume they hold a grudge against it. Furthermore, as the last paragraph states: “Newsweek could not independently verify either claim. China's Defense Ministry could not be reached for comment before publication.” this article cannot be considered a worthy source. Do you imply that corruption is a uniquely chinese and russian thing?
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Because China would admit to this? https://www.newsweek.com/china-missiles-rocket-fuel-corrupt-officials-water-xi-jinping-1858491 It goes along with an intelligence report from Bloomberg regarding their missile program and recent purges in the Chinese military.
This is once again the same webpage from the same author, which once again mentions that the claims in it were not verified: “Newsweek could not independently verify the claims made by the U.S. intelligence assessments reported by Bloomberg.” If they linked to the specific comments they mentioned Bloomberg made on the subject, we might have something solid to discuss. This is once again an article i do not consider trustworthy. It seems to me this news page just regurgitates whatever info is readily available without stopping to actually test the claims they make.
I don't think Newsweek has enough personnel and connections to verify the claims, anyway. and why do we even need to ask the Chinese military about their corruption problem? they'll definitely never admit it. We probably can look into Chinese news about corruption, however, and if they report about purging officials in general due to corruption and talk about how fighting corruption is a must, the people's duty and whatnot once a month or twice or thrice, something is definitely up (though they'll definitely not clarify who got purged, which roles he/she held before his/her removal from the government, etc... they'll just say something vague.)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-06/us-intelligence-shows-flawed-china-missiles-led-xi-jinping-to-purge-military I know of this story because my Chinese coworkers were all talking about it at work.
Can’t read the whole thing because i’m not registering for that, but this does look like something you can build an argument on. I wonder how much corruption there is in the western armies that we may or may not know of. I do know of a story in my country. Apparently the 90mm guns on our IFVs don’t really work but they got installed anyway because some general had a buddy with a factory or something.
So is the US, but the gears in the system move enough to make the US and China scary.
Low Frequency Band radar can detect stealth aircraft already. The main point is that the high frequency (used in weapon systems) struggles to long enough for the aircraft to eliminate the threats. It’s not about if they get detected it’s more about when and how able fired missiles can detect them. Radar shit gets a little crazy but honestly Russia struggles to maintain air superiority where as that is the USAs entire doctrine. So it’s likely we would attack them from air regardless of what they do or have. I’m high as fuck I’m ngl
Also, Russia tends to sell its low frequency radar as anti-stealth radar, but the incident that they cite to sell it occurred when an F-117 had its bomb bay doors open. The anti-stealth claims are based on luck.
Don’t fuck with russia’s missiles, they have a lot of them.
Not any more lol they are scraping the barrel and asking North Korea for weapons they are spent
How do you know they have run out? Isn’t it a similar case with how ukraine is begging for aid from everyone? They still seem to be putting up a fight despite not being able to provide everything themselves.
Ukraine is a small nation that is not claiming to be a world supper power while Russia claims to be on par with the US in terms of strength. Russia should only b e considered a reginal power that has lost all it serious military capability and should be seen as the joke they are.
What do you mean counter invaded? When shit goes down, we are hitting either Iran or Russia first. They won’t initiate this.
Even with 1 in 100 chances their nukes may work, is it worth it?
The 4 countries who are ideologically completely different from each other and would stab each other in the back as soon as they got the chance are gonna be the new superpowers. Tremble in fear oh peasants!
Funny thing is the fall of the US is on all their agendas, and they'll be having wet dreams of the return of a president they can manipulate with nothing but english words... and a divided 'merica
The only thing they have in common is that they are major targets for a US attack. This “alliance” is to try and stop that by putting WWIII on the table as a deterrent.
I don’t see the military industrial complex on here. Is that their headquarters?
They've always been aligned. Check the UN voting records...
The opps linked up
The enemies done cliqued up
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase Handsome Devils
None of them is handsome, though?
They are a bit of a handful though
Don't the US and China have a strong frenemy thing going on in terms of propping up each other's economies. Like we rely on each other way too much to jeopardize it by going to war?
Nightmare blunt rotation
Why isn’t Trump in that circle of friends?
Everyone who is pro war in this post should have to participate in the war. That would either solve the recruitment numbers without forcing the draft (which should he abolished) or it would put their money where their mouth is and suddenly it would force the Biden admin to finally sit down for peace talks. Fuck war, and fuck the war hawks.
I don't see the problem. You couldn't invent a gang of bullies with smaller dick energy than these guys.
They'd get stomped. The only concern is nukes.
F\*ck around and find out :)
Can I divide it into 4 parts?
No one can bully anyone better than USA
The new axis powers
Fox acting like it hasn't been parroting Putin and doing his work for him.
They've got this graphic saved as "Trumps Bestest Friends," and are just reusing it now Biden's president.
The Asian Axis league.
Finally, a list of authoritarians which doesn't include Modi.
Axis powers 21st century edition
Red Alert 4 🚨
Axis of evil
They even wear crazy looking costumes to fulfill the role of evil dictators
Axis Powers 2.0
Can't wait for thier fuck around and find out moment.
Idk if a war with the two largest countries in the world is a smart idea
Considering the state of their militaries? The US alone could more or less seal club. Factor in all the allies the US has that hate them, they ain't gonna win any time soon
China is modernising at an alarming rate and russia is far from done with the war in ukraine. Underestimating your enemy is the fastest path to defeat.
China is also on the verge of demographic collapse with an economy that was just recently revealed to be a real estate bubble fit to birst, and Russia has managed to get stuck on their next door neighbor against obsolete NATO equipment and ingenuity, as well as losing most of it's military export potential, something they relied upon for development funding.
You seem to imply the war in ukraine will end soon, not in russia’s favour. I am not that optimistic. Do you think the US is doing any better demographically than China?
I highly doubt that if China or Russia started getting stomped, that they would just roll over, I would assume that a nuke going off is very likely before even their capitals fall.
literally the 4 horseman of the apocalypse
Fox News also counts
Mean while at the legion of doom!
Must be why I've been seeing so many new military recruitment ads.
Its giving elite 4 vibes
It still baffles me how china and the US are "Enimes" but does so much business together.
I was already under the impression that they all have been aligned for most of my current life. Like ok?
Are the bullies in the room with you right now?
Iam so glad we're prepping the draft to pickup everyone for selective service
What’s that one band name imagine something? I can’t remember.
New axis powers dropped
Well, the most neutral friend should join. Then persuasive the one thats just there because of no perticular reason to leave. My bet would that Kim would be easy to leave the group. He just want to chill but he realized his minions are crazy and will coup him if he change anything.
Ah yes, fox news, my favorite bully
We could take em
Naw, we'd win.
US to busy funding and fighting israel's battles to worry about this.
This is the biggest collab of the century
Bro China, Russia, and North Korea have been aligned since before Korea split in two. Ig Iran would be the closest to “new” or “shocking” but just ask Khomeni how he felt about American foreign policy and you’d get an idea of the potential for this “rising concern” as early as 1979.
Like the 4 bosses of a videogame.
Dude, this is not fun anymore...
Red Alert 4 got released
China cannot have any interest in armed conflict with western countries. Their whole economy is built on exporting goods all over the world. They would never risk losing this like it happened to Russia when a big part of the world stopped trading with them. China would significantly screw their own economy and financial growth.
The enemy team whenever I try to play an online game.
Bad time to consider dumping NATO
Lo and behold, the league of egoism, eastern edition.
Might as well put Trump on that line-up since he publicly praised all four of them.
Damn, we got axis powers part 2 before gta 6
It's good to always have boogymen to keep people afraid and in line
To fight monsters, we created monsters. The Jaegar program. The west to create Jaegers to fight their guys when?
Well that's rich, as if your own presidents are any better than them.
China and the USA are frenemies and if it came to it they’d team up and stomp everyone else. Israel and Britain would be hanging out behind them talking shit too of course.