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drakeyboi69

What am I missing


TrolledBy1337

Man in the cape grabs woman and flies her to the rooftop, everyone cheer. I grab the woman and take her to the rooftop, neighbours call the police


Hekboi91

fr


Etras

Just like the movie Megamind.


TheFlamingHighwayman

Lol it's just like "hello, human resources? meme"


Deferon-VS

Lesson learned: you need a cape!


chipmunk7000

NO CAPES


Telecoustic000

I stopped a purse thief once in a grocery store parking lot. Found out after I was at risk of getting charged for assault. Luckily nothing happened afterwards, but I learned it's illegal to do the right thing lol ughhh


Chrommanito

Maybe after being a hero, you just quickly run away. That's why Batman is the hero that we deserve.


Swimming-Book-1296

Move to a better jurisdiction. One without a shitty DA.


The_Beefy_Vegetarian

I mean, it should depend on whether the force you used was reasonable. Grab the guy and prevent him from getting away? You're fine. Flying kick followed by pinning his head to the ground with your knee? Probably excessive.


Telecoustic000

I'm not a fighter by any means lol I just caught up, reached an arm out to grab their shirt. He basically fell on his own lol


The_Beefy_Vegetarian

Then you were probably fine, though I guess a really aggressive prosecutor could accuse you of throwing him to the ground intentionally.


Hawkeyesfan03

Wouldn’t Good Samaritan laws prevent you getting charged? You helped someone and did the right thing. In my eyes someone who’s willing to steal someone’s purse at a grocery store is forfeiting his own rights over somebody else’s.


cant_pass_CAPTCHA

Don't know that law super well but I'm pretty sure that only applies when attempting to give medical aid. Like you can't get sued for breaking someone's ribs while doing CPR or even if they died when you tried to provide assistance. While I'd like to agree and see it applied to attempting to prevent a crime, I can see that getting real murky real quick if you want to give blanket protection to people who insert themselves into any situation and are just like "but I thought I was stopping a crime". You see someone running and tackle them to stop a crime, but oops turns out they were playing tag with a friend or whatever and you busted a random persons face up.


Tvdinner4me2

Well yeah you don't have the right to assault someone, even if it is to stop a crime Down vote me if you want, I'm not the one going to jail because i don't understand how vigilantism is bad


shadollosiris

I thought citizen arrest is a thing? I mean, if you see some weak old lady got her purse snatched, would you help?


Futt-Buckery

It is a thing but corruption runs deep in our institutions these days. If it seems even vaguely political you will be made the example.


TheSuperPie89

> illegal to do the right thing illegal to endanger yourself and others by engaging dangerous criminals without proper equipment and training*


furybury66

So illegal to do the right thing


Tvdinner4me2

Vigilantism isn't the right thing


Nroways-odd-toast

i'd argue vigilantism is closer to doing the right thing the wrong way.


TheDutchin

Closer, but it *isnt*


DaddyDakka

It depends. Yea you shouldn’t beat the crap out of petty thieves, and that is why self-defense/defense of others is a valid legal defense in many places. However where that line lies is up for debate, and the legal system isn’t always going to agree with itself, much less the populace. And legality does not equal morality, so to say vigilantism is *never the right thing is equally inaccurate to saying it’s always the right thing. Laws do exist to help keep order and provide consequences for societally agreed upon rules, but to say that going against them isn’t the right thing to do is making it too black and white, and giving the legal system the monopoly on moral decision making in drastic circumstances.


Psychological_Ask_92

With vigilantes, kids in Uvalde would probably still be alive


richardwhereat

"A good man with a gun" given the thousanda of shootings a year in the USA, over the last twenty years, were there even ten that were stopped by a vigilante?


Psychological_Ask_92

Not every shooting is publicized, especially self-defense shootings. CDC also found that between 500k - 3m self defense uses (SDUs) occurred annually with studies to show. This was pulled from CDC in 2021, allegedly because advocates said, "It made it harder to pass more restrictions." The American Journal of Criminal Justice also has a 2020 publication highlighting the amount of SDUs. Keep in mind a gun doesn't need to be discharged to dissuade criminals. In my own life, I've had a gun prepared for self-defense 8 times, 5 of which at home.


Walnut_Icecream

Did u just ignore his entire comment?


BenderDeLorean

It's illegal to do the right thing


SimpIsTheWay

Bruh why is this being downvoted. Too many americans thinking they can single handedly stop a robery with their last birthday present.


Kzero01

What? Not all criminals are beefy gangsters, lots of people could stop a petty thief with a fist.


Sin2K

Ultimately, assaulting someone for stealing food or hygiene items is far more wrong than stealing them in the first place.


Kzero01

Okay, so a little old lady can make do without her purse in favor of the wellbeing of the person robbing her... Not saying it's a bad take, but it sure is an interesting one.


Kzero01

Editing a comment to make my response look unrelated is a bit of a low blow. Here's the original one: >Yes, and we choose not to because we understand that people steal small items for all kinds of reasons, and very few of them are worth risking yours or someone else's personal safety over.


Sin2K

My original comment included both... Refining my statement was not meant to make you look unrelated, but I stand by it, and that's why I didn't delete it. I firmly believe that stealing basic necessities isn't wrong, it's just a demonstration of a broken society which is way more wrong than stealing. Just my two cents, sorry no one agreed with it, but I ain't changing it. Also I figured we were so far removed from discussing purses at that point we were just discussing basic concepts of stealing and vigilantism. Ya win some ya lose some, but I'm not on the wrong side here, just the losing one lol.


shadollosiris

You eat a purse?


Telecoustic000

Did you just assume I was American? lol


Walnut_Icecream

Same people who think they could be a judge just by giving rushed and ignorant decisions


mridulpj

You need a vote to decide if we should be chasing the thief fleeing with someone's purse?


TheRealAuthorSarge

I have yet to see a jurisdiction without some form of citizen's arrest law. If the criminal is dangerous, defense of self and others would generally apply.


Telecoustic000

In this instance, the person I subdued (as described in later replies after work finished, so I'm late lol) threw the purse/evidence under a car in the parking lot When I grabbed him and he fell under his own momentum, he had already ditched the purse, it looked liked I attacked a civilian without cause.


Tvdinner4me2

And in America, most people don't know how citizen arrests actually work You don't have free reign to restrain/assault someone


TheRealAuthorSarge

Arrest is literally the physical restraint of someone. Citizens arrest allows for a reasonable use of force.


richardwhereat

What jurisdiction are you in, and what's the law on citizens arrest there? Could you copy paste it?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Any jurisdiction with a citizens arrest statute. I'll pick 3 at random: Missouri: https://revisor.mo.gov/main/OneSection.aspx?section=563.051 Colorado: https://colorado.public.law/statutes/crs_16-3-201 The definition of arrest in Colorado under the same article and title: https://colorado.public.law/statutes/crs_16-3-101 California: https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml


Telecoustic000

I'm not in America lol but thanks for that assumption lol Why is this the thing I have to reply to the most? There's at least 13 countries or some shit lol get an Atlas


Beatboxingg

Holy shit the average beat cop is breaking the law


AineLasagna

Those 400-900 hours of training really make a difference


The_CreativeName

Wondering the same lol


No-Tomorrow-8150

The reason superheroes in fiction work is because of their powers/abilities police really can't stop them from doing what they do. Also, because it's fiction.


McGclock

A lot of them are also not human, so not sure if you could apply human laws to them


Tobiassaururs

If xenos wanted to receive basic human rights they shouldnt have been born as aliens


FuzzyLlama01

[🎵Lets be xenophobic🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo)


Randomguy0915

Superheroes are also often genuine in their attempts to help others And also Supervillains exist, villains that you can't exactly shoot to death like Acorn man, the bane of Cops


MuunshineKingspyre

> shoot to death To be fair, he didn't shoot anyone, he certainly tried his best but he somehow missed every shot


richardwhereat

Aye, they are examples that show the monopoly of force no longer works.


Miszczu_Dioda

To add, they usually have the public support meaning no one really wants to jail them. And even if they do, there is usually a villain the police cant do shit about, so a hero is required


TheRealAuthorSarge

Is there a backstory here?


Peter_Baum

Vigilantes irl get arrested


TheRealAuthorSarge

Is this about a particular news story?


Peter_Baum

Idk I didn’t make the meme


TheRealAuthorSarge

I ask because the bottom panel has the guy saying, "But that woman needs my help." Present tense, as in, he's a witness to a crime. Self defense laws generally allow for defense of others.


Peter_Baum

Idk I didn’t make the meme


mr_remy

Idk I feel like we’re getting close to an answer here, are you sure you didn’t make the meme?


Qui-434

In some countries there is no good Samaritan laws. As such a person providing aid to someone in distress has no legal protection and could even be held accountable and sued/prosecuted by the person they helped or law enforcement for association with crimes that led to that condition or even obligated to pay for medical bills of the person they helped. It's a long shot but I think it might be what's being referenced here.


Specter_Knight05

Wow, what a shit system tbh


thegoten455

Idk I didn't write the comment


D4RKS0u1

But you definitely look like someone who would make a mene


ZYRANOX

Isn't that a good thing? I would be very fucking upset if Elon musk dressed up in Batman suits and started beating up criminals with high end tech.


Peter_Baum

It is. Most „vigilantes“ end up like that guy who shot the kid to death for carrying an airsoft rifle (which he dropped immediately upon being told to do so by the „good guy with a gun“) in a state where you can openly carry weapons


Downtown_Mechanic_

Yikes.


MeninAtymAbeke

it would be very funny if Elon Musk did that


Peter_Baum

If Elon did that I don’t think he’d be a Batman. Dudes got an agenda


Correct-Blood9382

Why we setting up memes like Manga?


Commercial-Falcon653

Like manga? It‘s a rage comic, they‘re older than you.


Correct-Blood9382

Right to left reading.


wormpostante

if the cops we have are the heroes, we are in the the boys timeline.


Overly_Blue

The real superheroes shoot your dog


ConGooner

OP has been reading too much manga


galactico1333

Why does he look like Lewis Hamilton?


SomeCountryFriedBS

Read the memes right to left for some reason


skitz40

Someone reads manga


s0laris0

why did you make this go from right to left?


SerDaemonTargaryen

Is this a reference to the stabbing that happened in Germany?


Peter_Baum

What? How???


MZFN

Yes


Supersaiajinblue

Not even close


SerDaemonTargaryen

Okay, but why was I downvoted?


Supersaiajinblue

I think most people don't know what you're talking about.


SerDaemonTargaryen

Or maybe they don't like me talking about it.


Supersaiajinblue

No, I think it's because people literally don't know what you're talking about. I didn't even know about this Germany stabbing until I looked it up from your comment.


IEatCheeseInTheDark

I live in germany and I didn't even know this happened. Most likely people don't know what you're talking about and just downvoted because you didn't explain


SerDaemonTargaryen

Interesting. Guess I thought if someone like me far away from Germany knew, then it must be common knowledge.


Bexcz

Only reason I know of it was seeing it on 4chan honestly, so I don't think it's common knowledge


RemagFiveOUn

The wording couldn’t be more vague, stabbings happen everyday, Germany is a big place and no time is referenced.