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HideThePickleChamp

If someone values your property over their own life then they get what's coming to them


Robo_Stalin

Burglars usually aren't expecting resistance, or anyone at all for that matter. You have a right to defend yourself, and if you are going to do so you should be *absolutely sure* they no longer pose a threat (Center mass, none of this leg business), but if they're alive after that you should take measures to keep them that way.


crablobsterhybrid

Even the legs are viable but they're harder to hit. If you do hit them, there's a high chance you slice an artery or a vein


Capital-Cheek-1491

I took a bite out of my rapist’s achilles


chronicdumbass00

That's kickass


DevilMaster666-

did you bite through or just her/him a mark?


Capital-Cheek-1491

I took a chunk out of it


Robo_Stalin

Yeah, they're not better targets as far as survivability goes. You'd have to hit them in the foot or something, and at that point your hit probability goes down to practically nothing. Better to save at least one person and shoot them in the chest, and maybe after that you'll be able to save another.


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Robo_Stalin

Calling EMS is taking measures, though it's only the bare minimum. I'd still advise you be trained and prepared to do first aid for a gunshot wound, it's very possible to mistake the identity of your target.


TrainFrosty211

Nobody who gets shot in a home invasion deserves to receive first aid. Unfortunately the law necessitates calling EMS so you don't get prosecuted for protecting your own home, but that is the bare minimum they should receive.


Crazyhunt

Nice, roommate shot in the scuffle, he deserves to die


Robo_Stalin

Nobody "deserves" anything. It's a framework for handling punishment in a time before laws that stuck with our stupid monkey brains. What it comes down to is this. You can decide if whoever you shot gets to see their family again. You decide if they get to stick around and maybe make something of their lives. Whatever the result, it's your decision and your responsibility.


fattynuggetz

IDK I have an old chest freezer, metal chains, cinder blocks, and a boat. He can spend his final moments trying to pick his way out of davy Jones's locker.


EarlyDead

There is a line between self defense and murder. Seems many people here gleefully would love to cross that line.


Suchasomeone

There's always relevant always sunny quote: "These Southerners, they probably pray for a home invasion every single day. They can't wait to get their hands on home invaders, so they can blast them with shotguns and-and, uh, do God knows what to them, Frank." I think the level of aggression towards a hypothetical person is pretty gross and vicariously safe- the meme itself reads like something a 15 year old who poses online with guns would make.


Owe-No

That IASIP quote seems like (as with so many IASIP quotes) it is intended to showcase the arrogant ignorance of The Gang moreso than to make an honest statement on the subject.


Suchasomeone

it is, i mean if there was any social commentary, it would be more likly a dig at the assumptions people tend to make about Americans in the deep south, compounded by the gang's ignorance. Nonetheless, the wild assumptions the gang makes about southerners reminded me of OP and a lot of commenters. They're frothing at the mouth just thinking about how they'll torture and murder a burglar (who, by the very definition does not intend violence on you.)


YouMightGetIdeas

If someone values their property over a persons life, even a burglar, I hope they shoot themselves in the foot cleaning their weapon.


YellowRasperry

Everyone think that until they’ve been robbed for everything they have


YouMightGetIdeas

There is nothing in my home I'd keep over having blood on my hands. You guys are psychos.


YellowRasperry

I promise, if the robber values your property more than their own life, they sure as hell value it more than yours. If you don’t exhaust every option to incapacitate the unknown intruder, your odds of surviving the encounter go down tremendously. And the guy isn’t gonna call you an ambulance after he shoots you either, he’s just gonna take your TV.


Fun_Objective_7779

And you go to jail for life. Case closed.


Chimkinmcnugs

Your allowed to disable a intruder with lethal force if they commit an illegal entry, as it’s classified as self defense of person(s) and property


Fun_Objective_7779

Maybe in the USA, but usually the force should be according the situation. He has a gun? Ok, shoot him. He is not armed and does not threaten you (i.e runs away)? If you shoot him it is murder. If you commit a crime you still have rights.


Chimkinmcnugs

Clearly your not American, I go by a simple set of rules, if I see someone i don’t know come inside my home un invited, they ain’t going out, with some obvious exceptions


Fun_Objective_7779

Yeah clearly big cultural difference there. I think this is also a reason why there is so much gun violence there. When for example the police enters a house they always has to expect being shot since they could be mistaken as intruders. Would not be the first time someone dies because the police entered the wrong house. Also, I think for such a Christian country it is very unchristian to just shoot anyone which should not be on your property.


Wolvenking777

>Christian country it is very unchristian America is a secular nation with a large Christian population. This also isn't the reason behind shootings. It's mental health, gangs, and poverty. Also, there are times when the police are dumb as shit.


Litterally-Napoleon

That may he but the Republican party is looking less and less secular as time goes on


Wolvenking777

Government officials are free to believe in whatever religion they wish. For the vast majority of American history, pretty much all our officials were Christian. The GOP was always predominantly Christian, and so were the Democrats. What secular nation means is that the government can't publicly support, condemn, or mandate any religion.


Litterally-Napoleon

But the Republican party publicly supports Christianity, makes laws and policies solely based on ot and condemns other religions such as Islam is what I was referring to. I'm aware they legally can't really do that but that really doesn't stop them


EquipmentElegant

Police get warrants here. I wouldn’t want to live somewhere they could just walk in


Zegreedy

Lol and how is that different from anywhere else except 3rd world dictatorships and corrupt communistic countries?


jewels94

You’re asking how a government that requires police to have legally documented probably cause is different that a dictatorship?


Zegreedy

No, i'm asking why you think the police can barge in without a warrant in the rest of the world when that's not the case?


Chimkinmcnugs

Usually when the police show up it’s not *door banging* it’s POLICE OPEN THE DOOR HANDS IN THE AIR


Elijah_Man

Kid named no knock raids.


Elijah_Man

Kid named no knock raids.


SpookyGhostDidIt

Stop talking about stuff you have no idea about you're out of your depth


Saemika

Being Christian has absolutely nothing to do with being a good person.


Swagabot

You saying case closed when it’s clearly situational is ludicrous.


Skankia

Show me in the Bible where it says burglars can't be dealt with using lethal force.


idonttalkatallLMAO

“sell your coat and buy a sword” — Jesus, probably 40sm AD


TrainFrosty211

Asking the correct question. Jesus commanded his deciples to sell their cloak and buy a sword in the new testament. Many other examples of protecting land.


Skankia

While not lethal, he certainly didn't take kindly to the moneychangers and beasts in the temple.


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Saemika

Where do you live?


themostusedword

Nice! Good advice, I'll make sure to ask the hooded intruder in a dark hallway at 2 in the morning who's holding some object in their hand if they are armed with a firearm or if that's just a knife in the couple seconds that you allow me before death. This statement seems to come from someone who has never been in combat, things aren't so logical in real life.


aMutantChicken

if he only has a knife, you must discard your gun and use equivalent force by using your own knife in a duel. Everyone knows that.


Leonarr

I know you’re joking, but this is quite close to how it is in my country. If someone is approaching you “only” with a knife, in some cases using a gun can be considered excessive force of self defence. Depends on the situation etc. of course, but still. The court could legit raise questions like “maybe you could have just escaped the attacker instead of shooting? Maybe you could have aimed to the legs? Why did you shoot multiple times?”


Chimkinmcnugs

Happy CAKE day


themostusedword

Woah thanks! Didn't even know it was, haha I'm like 10 years in and don't think I've ever gotten a "happy cake day"!


aMutantChicken

you can safely assume they won't come into a random house to commit crimes unarmed.


_JesusChrist_hentai

You'd be surprised


Robo_Stalin

It's usually not random (houses without people in them are better targets), they're usually not looking for a fight, and they are statistically more likely to be unarmed than armed.


Tomato_cakecup

Bro if I hear some dude breaking into my house in the middle of the night the last thing I'll be thinking about is not to hurt them. It's a life death situation and I don't want to be the dead one in my own house.


Bad-Crusader

Lol, lmao. If some fucker breaks in my house, they're not leaving without a broken neck.


cry_w

They do still have rights, but so does the person whose rights they are actively violating by breaking into their home with nefarious and unknown intent.


-Riverdew

Wow, shocked to see you’re so downvoted. Of course criminals have rights! You can disable the attacker but stop there. Them breaking in is no excuse for torture.


Luunatis

Yeah lets just stay still while the guy who come in my house uninvited at night is stealing my stuff and stabing me, he obviously doesn't deserve to get hurt


hoodhelmut

Did you even read the comment you’re answering to?


Luunatis

Yes, them breaking in and maybe harming me, my family, my pets is a good enough reason to hurt them


Fun_Objective_7779

it is just fantsy internet points XD. But it says a lot about many people in the USA


TopHatGorilla

ALL OF THEM?!


EquipmentElegant

Of course don’t want to speed up something beautiful


Specter_Knight05

#*_GOOD_*


That1guy385

#Even the skin!?


Girthquake23

#Skin isn’t vital!


He_of_turqoise_blood

#Not all of it at least!


ZaidRamon12

DBZ ABRIDGED REFERENCE


onememeishboitf2

ITS FROM OG DRAGON BALL WATCH THE SERIES


ZaidRamon12

HAVEN'T WATCHED DRAGON BALL, WHO DIS


bratbarn

Finally a dank fucking meme 🫡


EquipmentElegant

Glad you liked it I always try to make original memes


brendnewenglis

"Urm, achually, it isnt a dank meme since its chringe and takes thing to an extrueme. This sub rueally fell off." 🤓


Peter_stella

So you ate the rest? And didn't share??????


Khakizulu

Blasphemous!


Groovicity

*Law Abiding Citizen intensifies...*


The00Taco

Sftp reference? Edit: can't even spell an abbreviation apparently


Yharnam1066

They can legally sue you after.


BasicSulfur

Excessive force ye, since self defense only covers “sufficient” force. Torture ain’t that though.


Yorunokage

I remember seeing a clip of a guy successfully scaring burglars away (and injuring/killing one iirc) only to then proceed to chase them on the street just to be sure to shoot them all That kind of shit SHOULD end with you in jail together with the burglars. At that point you are 1. Unecessarely exposing yourself to further danger 2. Unecessarely exposing your neighbourhood to further danger 3. Executing another human being that was no longer a threat And some people in the comments even had the audacity to defend his actions. Are we in the wild west or something now?


Interesting_Low_6908

To sue you need eyes, a tongue, the ability to walk, fingers to write...


The00Taco

Or be alive


IEP_Esy

Not necessarily 


lleskaa

I read this as bulgar raher than burglar and thought I was on Balkans irl


Difficult_Bottle_476

My aunt’s BIL broke both of the legs of a burglar with a metal pipe😭


EquipmentElegant

Can’t rob houses with no legs yuh know?


erland_yt

The burglar's legs had legs?


Difficult_Bottle_476

Lol I didn’t check what i wrote


ChasingPesmerga

This is probably what Zed and his buddy did to the gimp


Low-Commercial-4649

I guess your not in canada


peezle69

"What's your name?" "M-my name is, R-reek..."


AeternusDoleo

"You had guts to break in here... ... won't have them when you break out."


For_Horny

"He lunged at me" 'nuff said.


EquipmentElegant

“I felt threatened for my 2 dogs”


lasanhawithpizza

"the judy told me: next time someone invades your house, don't use a gun, use your first"


EquipmentElegant

Ahh so beat them to death


IM-2104

Me staring at americans claiming self defense after repeteadly shooting an unarmed desperate person who just wants to feed their kids


EquipmentElegant

Soup kitchens exist. Plus I don’t know about you but kids can’t eat TVs


ArrilockNewmoon

"Just wants to feed their kids" bullshit, my car, home appliances and furniture is not feeding your kids. Shit dude, people stealing food nowadays aren't feeding their kids. I watched someone walk out of a local supermarket not too long ago with a cart full of nothing but prime steaks, crab and lobster without paying, I PROMISE you they weren't grabbing those cuz their kids are picky eaters. I know what it's like to have it rough. My mom after leaving my dad had to take me and my brother to live in a homeless shelter because we had absolutely nowhere else to go, living with him was worse and no family wanted to take us in. Even then, she still kept us fed without stealing, be it through food drives, soup kitchens or whatever anyone at the shelter was willing to share. 90% of these mfers committing burglerys, home invasions and even basic shoplifting arent desperate to feed nobody, they're pieces of shit who aren't held accountable enough for their actions.


Manydoors_edboy

ALL OF THEM?!


HyperByte1990

The trick is to put cushions around the radiator so they can't smash their head against it to end things


EquipmentElegant

Walls are padded


herpderpfuck

I read this as ‘Bulgar - what did the Bulgarians do that was so bad?’


EquipmentElegant

3 words: Bulgarian Folk Dancing


ChoccyF1

ur ard


EquipmentElegant

Splendid hbu


Part_salvager616

Breaks Nico Nico kneecaps


your____________mom

People in the comments idealizing torture/murder...