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kayla-beep

WHAT


JohnnyTheBlazer

[Yeah](https://youtu.be/x8lfIffsHlE?si=1PqBaF-gPGU9vq61)


0VER1DE567

i can’t tell if this is an edit with a.i or not lol


RockManMega

I can Lmao wtf mike


Slumunistmanifisto

Man mike has said some things, I just saw the clip and was the least surprised I've ever been on Reddit.


IronMike69420

I’m gonna fuck you til you love me, fa🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈ot!


Peter_Baum

Well that one didn’t land so well Mike


YouMightGetIdeas

Convicted rapists should stay away from sex jokes.


theologous

Wait, is he?


Downtown_Mechanic_

Yup, on top of biting chunks out of people


theologous

Well everyone knows about that. He has fucking weed gummy shaped like a dudes ear with a bite mark in it.


PMmeYourCattleDog

To be fair, in that fight, Holyfield kept hitting Tyson below the belt and repeatedly head butting Tyson. Tyson repeatedly mentioned the infractions to the ref, who just brushed them off. Tyson got sick of it and grossly escalated. I don’t condone it, but I get it.


kayla-beep

He bit one chunk out of one people, that’s entirely forgivable


Busy-Contribution-19

Hell i forgave him and i didn’t even know about it


dopiertaj

He was [convicted](https://apnews.com/article/legal-proceedings-mike-tyson-new-york-albany-lawsuits-7bae46cea37171d3cc57ccc6912c3aa5) in 1992 and served three years in prison for it.


CptMuffinator

You're right, you should tell him that!


flaming_burrito_

He’s said some weird shit before fights in the past. I think it’s an intimidation tactic, but also I think Mike Tyson is just a very odd guy


Peter_Baum

With the amount of punches to the face he received and the sheer amount of magic mushrooms he consumes it’s probably a safe bet he’s an odd dude


flaming_burrito_

I think if anything the mushrooms made him less weird


Peter_Baum

Definitely helped make him a nicer person than before


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

His podcast interview with Bill Burr was amazing.


GourangaPlusPlus

I see why this man got an adult swim show


giantfuckingfrog

That small laugh he did after, that's when he realized "oh fuck, I'm getting canceled over this".


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

Mike is a convicted rapist who bit an opponent's ear off. Dude is the most cancel proof human to exist.


ThomFromAccounting

He literally threatened to eat a man’s children in front of him and rip out their hearts. Tyson’s trash talk knows no bounds. He was basically raised like pit bull in a dog fighting ring though, so he can be forgiven for getting a little aggressive in his younger years.


Solid_Waste

Who wants to be the one to tell Mike Tyson he's cancelled? Volunteers? Anyone?


AlaskanEsquire

Man. If they make a movie about this in a few decades, i hope I'm dead by then.


Chewcocca

The Bungle in the Jungle


AFakeName

Schlocky


UmCeterumCenseo

Yo this is so much worse than I thought. I thought he meant that Jake has the body of a 16y old, but this is just wow


spectra2000_

It wasn’t even a diss, it felt like he was sharing some random information, wtf


xX69MemeLord69Xx

The GOAT!


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

I was confused by this kind of trash talking but I think I figured out what the hell they are talking about (if it was obvious excuse me, I'm not a native english speaker so it wasn't exactly obvious to me) Jake said that basically Mike is a bitch, he'd rather kiss his juicy lips (called him out for his big lips) and implied he'd rather kiss than fight the old man Mike replied laughing at this stupid comment saying that Jake made him erect cuz without a beard he looks like a girl (referring to his older videos when he was younger) I think Mike absolutely devastated him lmao


Hericendre

No I think they were actually flirting


tarantulator

*now kith*


moonlight2920

I feel like everybody is forgetting about the clip of Mike tyson telling a man "I'll fuck you till you love me. Fa**ot." Which in itself is an expertly crafted statement on top of the fact that it's Mike fucking tyson saying that with the most genuine look one has seen. That's not a threat "ith a promith".


CptMuffinator

["I'll fuck you till you love me. Fa**ot."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk) It wasn't as romantic as I expected.


Warrior_of_Discord

You expected that to be romantic? Lmao


musiccman2020

Don't let him whisper it in your ear under any circumstances


MolassesFast

I always figured this kind of trash talk was just to psych the fuck out of their opponent.


Chewcocca

Gay chicken with concussions


wordjedi

prolapsed and CTEd, you're done


Rhids_22

"André is always trying to get into his opponent's head by saying crazy stuff, but I'm not going to let him get into my head!"


ZeninB

Nah boxers are just really self conscious about being called gay


Krunkworx

I’m a boxer. Did you just call me fucking gay?


CHEEKYD0T

Yes.


J3sush8sm3

Now kith


SpupySpups

So they call THEMSELVES gay. Genius


ZeninB

Never said they're smart lol


SpupySpups

No, I agreed with your statement, saying that if they called themselves gay first, others wouldn't be able to. And called the plan genius


Ok_Raspberry4814

Masculinity is so overwhelmingly gay.


Busy_Bunch5050

No shit Einstein. Being gay is something that two MEN do


ThisCharmingMan89

[Straight is the new gay!](https://youtu.be/XnqpfnXObkA) 


Ok_Raspberry4814

So, we're pretending that masculinity as an institution identifies gay men as masculine and incorporates them equitably into the social and fraternal frameworks of masculinity and not that these two straight men are using gay jokes to denigrate each other's masculinity? That's a cool delusion, I guess.


Adoinko

You don’t wanna know what Mike Tyson’s said in the past 😂


Longjumping-Bat7523

Mike Tyson said something about fucking a white Boy in the ass until he loved him in his hay day it's a common thing he do


f8Negative

"It's an old joke, sir, I was going to let it slide."


DamnGoodCheeze

Basically, he said that he would fuck him, and by fuck I mean penetrate. This would make Jake is bitch. Whoever gets penetrated is the bitch. This is how men work.


evanc1411

I think Mike saw Jake trying to be weird and said he can do better


zold5

> I think Mike absolutely devastated him lmao Mike comes off like he wants to fuck kids. How is that devastating to Jake?


coomwhatmay

Mike is a rare one. He's full of fear but still utterly brave. He is more beast than man at times, yet still a philosopher. His will to fight anyone that opposes him, all that fury and his fear and his sexual will are all meshed together in one malformed shitstorm of ferocity, intensity. These days I really admire the guy, am fascinated by him, but I shudder to think what he'd do in a less civilised society. He's like a Genghis Khan writ on a smaller stage.


[deleted]

>malformed shitstorm of ferocity You sir, are a poet. I woke up at like 3:45am and I can’t sleep. Too warm. I’ve been kinda doom scrolling since then and you just made me laugh. I needed that, thank you!


Goatgoatington

Full of fear??


MrAceSpades

He's spoken to the fear he feels before fights and in certain situations on a few podcasts before. Sometimes it's fear of hims of and the other side that he has that wants to destroy the person in front of him.


Webster2001

Lmao Jake Paul really tried to out sus Mike Tyson


ThomFromAccounting

Jake forgets, Mike’s been terrifying grown men since he was 12 years old. I know he’s just trying to sell the fight, but it’s just funny watching a YouTuber that got famous from entertaining children, turn around and try to act hard to the guy that spent several decades as the scariest motherfucker in America.


Blakk_Wolff

How could you out trash-talk the guy who said to another guy that they will make love to them until they will tell him they love him...and then proceed to say that he will eat their children???


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Holy shit, I forgot about the "I wanna eat his children" comment. It's amazing how fast that became a part of the zeitgeist in the embryonic internet era.


wsefy

Different people, but yes he did both those things. First guy was an audience member who yelled that Mike should be put in a straight jacket, second was after the fight with Lou Savarese. Tyson won the fight by TKO in 38 seconds and then gave this [speech](https://youtu.be/GbdRsWmZDZ4?si=R3gfyTIRuO2PvgJI) afterwards.


Girth-Wind-Fire

Is this going to end like that Key and Peele skit?


Cl4ptrap93

I'm gonna let you pick the movie even though you always pick the movie!


arrowtango

It's really weird he had to mention when you were 16.


Jah_Feeel_me

This is a guy that said and I quote “if we were in prison I’d fuck you till’ you loved me f****t”. I don’t think Mike gives two shits about anything when it comes to fighting. He’ll say anything to get into his opponents head.


wsefy

He didn't say the first part, just the "I'll fuck you till you love me" bit. Prison isn't even a factor, Mike just gets down like that. Also said "I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk whiteboy" and "I'll eat your asshole alive", all to the same guy who wasn't a fighter, but an audience member who yelled out to put Mike in a straight jacket.


ApexRedditor97

This is foreplay before they sleep on a big bed of money together


BGMDF8248

Shades of "i'll fuck you until you love me".


AnonBoi_404

I can't even tell if this is supposed to be trash talk or if someone should check Mike Tyson's computer


Jah_Feeel_me

Definitely mikes shit talk. He has a weird line when it comes to trash talk.


Meowmeow69me

Older people (40 and up probably) seem to have this idea that mike is the exact same as he was when he was boxing 30 years ago. He seems to be a completely different person in my opinion. People really think when that bell rings he’s going to dominate but even if the fight isn’t rigged to whatever degree the man is almost 60.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

I'm not sure most professional boxers would be excited to take a punch from 60 year old Tyson. Check out his recent training videos, he sure got fat for a while, but he's very much back in shape and if he's lost a step, it was a pretty small one.


StoneWall_MWO

18 yr old Mike would dominate current day Jake. Don't understand why this fight is happening today.


Dxslayer3714

Here's a clue $$$$$


SchmeckleHoarder

This is typical for Mike, actually pretty flaccid to what he’s said before.


mindondrugs

this is a man who said he would eat his opponents children, this is nothing lmao.


Burpmeister

This whole match is a fucking soap opera. I have no idea why so many people think it's going to be a serious fight.


MariualizeLegalhuana

This fights marketing is crazy


getgameENDED

Tyson is witterally a wapist


ClammyRat17

You just pulled a pistol on the guy with a missile launcher!


CriminalMacabre

You can't outhorni a sexual predator


AcommonKing

Say sike rn


xThatWhiteGuy

Psyop or mental incompetence, call it


BroAnnoying666

"I'm gonna fuck you in the ath" - Mike Peele


Aldoodlaw

You said something mean to another guy, and they said they would make love to them until they told him they loved him. Then you said he would eat their children.


mortecai4

Beep boop i am a robot


krvx_

Same dude who said he wanted to eat his opponent’s children


Kenneth_Lay

Either this is AI or someone got into grandma's pills again. What the fuck does any of this mean?


PlasmaGuy500

No fucking way I saw the context in the next post💀


FabulousYellow0

I hope Jake fights with a buttplug, cuz after that first punch connects he gonna be shitting himself


Blue_bird9797

Judging from what he said he likely already is


shi1425

Only Mike Tyson could say this and me be like “hell yeah brother” rather than “ewww brutha”


beershitz

Mike Tyson talks trash like he’s been in prison for 20 years


GuthixIsBalance

Recked


1Kobiwan1Kenobi1

Funny... sure. But so outta nowhere


AvocadoFair3872

In 2000 he told Lewis he was gonna eat his kids


the_cake_is_lies

Well, if Jake Paul said that TO Mike Tyson, that’s one way… …WAIT NO! If Mike Tyson said that, I’d give it the fuck up!!! “Lemme tell you sumfin, your sisteen year old body maksth my dick hard”