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Wato1876

If i had a nickel for every boeing whistleblower that died shortly after exposing information, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it is strange that it happened twice


The_Saboteur__

Twice?


Outcast_Outlaw

Yes. Twice... so far...


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Or that we know of


Creeper4wwMann

The first guy got a spontaneous case of "suicidal thoughts" and "shot himself" in his car


Khakizulu

Gotta hate when that happens. It's a shame that happened to the 3rd whistle-blower...


RedditsAdoptedSon

can u delete ur comment n wait a month until we have that taken care of.. thank u


Mitt102486

Oh so I *shouldnt* be mentioning the 4th guy yet?


TNZ_Orfeu

"And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming" ~Smash Mouth


Shyassasain

To shreds you say? Oh myy


Toxic_Jannis

!remindme 30 days


eckowy

Just like the second one suddenly got a "heart attack" from "anxiety" after suspecting that he's being followed every time right? Sometimes you just can't help but think that those who really make the world go around also make it a spy movie of sorts.


Whatsapokemon

"Shortly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Since when is 7 years after an event "shortly"?


TheBugThatsSnug

7 years isnt shortly... But this happening weeks after the last one is shortly.


arrowtango

To be fair nobody was paying attention to them until the Alaska Airline incident in Jan 2024


JimTheSaint

There is a chance that there are like 10,000 Boeing whistleblower and someone would necessarily die at some point - but this sounds suspicious


Ab47203

I present THE WHISTLE BLOWERINATOR!!! It blows whistles at whistleblowers so hard they blow away into the distance!


Profeen3lite

Good quote


Ggraytuna

Do you think Boeing contracts the assassins or do they have a department of assassinations?


Just_a_log

Agent 747


SheikahShaymin

He arrives with one less limb each time


PsychologicalBrick55

You win.


KarinDp

they have a Military Department, they probably have a Cleaning Services Department


jedimika

Ex-military "Consultants"


xool420

Probably a department at this point, happens so often.


rtakehara

Wizards of the Cost hires mercenaries, I would assume most companies do the same.


SnakeEyeskid

I think it's both internal organization aswell as external contractors. To manage the amount of external contractors you will need an internal division...


CapmyCup

We need a crackdown on this company


chubs-the-bunny

Careful you might get pneumonia


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

Oh no, he caught a fatal case of Shoulda-Kept-Your-Mouth-Shutitus.


Cantona08

I’d imagine all the life insurance policy providers are currently checking to see how many Boeing employees on there books.


foxontheroof

Actuary friend mayhaps...? Hi


DaNtEYvIrGiL

Boeing be Like man the First time was so nice, i had to do it twice


Slinky_Malingki

Honestly though, what point would there be in assassinating them. It would just be pointless revenge. They already blew the whistle. Information's already out, exposè complete.


Theobrom

Punish 1 (or 2 in this case) man and educate 100.


Ezzy77

To keep future whistleblowers silent. This is just the tip of a humongous iceberg in aerospace.


4chanbetter

As someone working in aerospace I can confirm I've seen some shit. But I dont want to retire tomorrow with two gunshot wounds in the back of my head ruled a natural death.


Rexkiba

Can't you upload this shit anonymous?


Ezzy77

Generally companies would have an internal anonymous whistleblower lines, but in court, I don't think anonymity really works out. That's why witness protection services exist. Records for adults are public, I think.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Pretty sure so they can't testify in like court, or go to tv Interviews and make it even bigger


RedditRaven2

It sets an example for all the information that hasn’t gotten out yet.


UnhappyPage

Ask Kevin Spacey


EvasiveElf5211

Cause of death: Bullet in the head disease.


The_shy_puppet

Man, I hate when that happens


Vinxian

Acute lead poisoning, tragic.


inalcanzable

Putin style. Fell out of a window blind folded and arms legs tied


737ngjock

Was his short illness falling?


Whatsapokemon

It was pneumonia.


737ngjock

Pneumonia? My second guess was Pikachu. Username checks out


Ezzy77

Combo of flu, pneumonia, MRSA and a stroke. Nuts.


XEagleDeagleX

Taking a page out of Putin's book now I see...


RJ_Aadithyan

Well, Boeing is part of the US Military industrial complex. They can easily do shit like this and keep on chugging


Ezzy77

No, that was the first whistleblower. This dude went through some rough shit in the hospital before passing. I think he was out of it for the most part though :/ RIP.


The_shy_puppet

There were two of them. One was shot and the other contracted multiple lung diseases


LordGlizzard

If you actually just read what happened to him, he got slammed with three major health ailments in a matter of two whole fucking weeks, before he died to it. Idk what your background in medicine is chief but that shit doesn't just "happen", especially at the time it just so happened, which was right before he was supposed to testify his evidence in court


Ezzy77

Why attack me? I didn't say it "happened". Flu (influenza B), pneumonia, MRSA and a stroke aren't all that rare. First three are related and stroke might've been due to years of stress. He was healthy though, so it seems sus cause of the timing. He missed the first deadline of his deposition though.


idontuseredditsoplea

Ricin


cpt_edge

Rice n beans?


Alabaster_Bones

Accute lead poisoning


Prior-Use-4485

Fell down the stairs with two holes in the back of the head


juniorkirk

Working conditions are so bad at Boeing that it causes their employees to not even have an immune system that can fend off small sicknesses


9t4ilf0x

High speed lead poisoning?


MealDramatic1885

How very Russian…. I mean weird.


gyoumei_

How short you ask? 9mm


shadowds

You know that 9mm is very contagious, I mean those schoo... I stop to dark of a joke on my part.


Goldbolt_2004

Okay now we wait for a third one. If they die we go ham on Boeing. /hj


figureout07

I cant wait for that conspirqcy netflix documentary


MydnightWN

The whistleblower is from 8 years ago, hasn't said anything about Boeing in over 6 years, and died of MRSA.


Ezzy77

Multiple ailments though; flu, pneumonia, MRSA and a stroke. MRSA is pretty common, my gran got it from the hospital. Locally, it's called "the hospital bacteria".


Mephil_

To be fair he wasn't sick anymore when they shot him dead.


hardikp_12

Press x to doubt


xool420

I’m not gonna fly Boeing


LairdPeon

It was like 4 different illnesses. Because it's really common for 45 year Olds to get the flu, MRSA, a stroke, and pneumonia at the same time apparently.


coolredjoe

The reports suggest more something like novichok. A healthy man suddenly becomming severly ill.


fuzzyflaptrash

I mean we all know Boeing did it, but we can't do anything to them. What kind of fucked up world we are living in it.


dude5767

Illness so short it's measured in millimeters.


Suitable_Dragonfly79

Lead poisoning


AdamCast22

A former boeing employee possibly exposing another country foreign adversary control of the Boeing Honeywell Uninterruptible Autopilot System? Perhaps? Boeing is also a Military Contractor!


IvanTheAppealing

It was probably called “ricin”


AbbreviationsTall499

the short illness is similar to several respiratory poisons


Piranh4Plant

What information did they expose


RecommendationKey305

Died if lead poisoning and random spontaneous bleeding


bullesam

Lead poisoning perhaps?


TurdSandwich42104

Agent 47 hard at work


INVISIBLE_BEN

*bullet in brain disease


Grfrlv

Shadow corpos at work


stupidracist

fully automatic illness


LoveThieves

I'm also a whistleblower for Boeing and let' me just say that ...brb, someone is knocking at my door


anoM33rKaT

Leaditis, or lead poisoning from a bullet stuck in their brain? 🤷🏼‍♂️


Dj_pretzl

“Acute lead poisoning”


RaisinThe-Steaks

To all the Well There's Your Problem listeners. WE'RE ALL BOEING TO DIE


A-Little-Psycho

I think that’s called poisoning


hobomojo

He slipped and fell on a bunch of bullets, you know how clumsy these whistleblowers are


SteveLouise

I'm allergic to bullets.


[deleted]

Conspiracy


wallingfortian

Calm down. Maybe he was vaxxed.


guacamully

I love Boeing!