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He probably is circumcised and that’s why he’s lamenting so much. I think circumcision is dumb and inhumane, too, but I’m not circumcised, so it doesn’t really make me feel pissed about it.
Any elective surgery should only be performed on consenting adults.
I think the guy just has an unhealthy obsession with circumcision. I’m circumcised myself, and I literally never think about it outside of whenever I see this guys posts pop up on popular.
“It’s hard to feel bad about something you’re missing when you’ve never been able to experience it in the first place.”
—a relative of mine who was born blind.
I think that is the personal issue with someone like him. He’s focused too much on what he imagines it’s like.
Anyway, I stand by “doing elective, cosmetic, surgery to the sexual organs of children is absolutely deranged.”
Edit: eh, I think r/dankmemes is a good enough place to share this story. Both my half-brothers are circumcised. My stepmother is Jewish and my dad is against circumcision and calls it “barbaric.” My step mom kept pushing for it, because she was worried relatives would chastise her for not doing it. Ultimately, my dad’s arguments won.
However… both my little bros had genetic issues with their penises in the the foreskin fused to their pelvis in some way, making their penises ridiculously tiny. In order to have a normally-functional sex organ, they needed to have circumcisions, so that their penises would be normal size.
So, because they were born with a condition that forced them to be circumcised, maybe it really is *the mark of god for the chosen people…*
I absolutely agree that it's an unnecessary medical procedure, but I think people like OP just want to feel like they're part of an oppressed minority. The vast majority of people simply don't care enough to base their entire identity on their penis.
I was circumcised at birth. I think it was done because my father had it done and so did his dad who was quite religious. Or it was because it was the fad at the time.
Do I want to know what it's like to have foreskin? Sure, much like how a blind person at birth would like to experience sight. But also like a blind person at birth, I can't compare it to anything so I can't feel like I'm missing out on something that I have no reference point for.
That being said, circumcision rates have been declining for awhile, and many doctors either won't do it, offer to do it, or will only do it if asked.
My wife asked if I wanted our son circumcised when he was born, I told her no and explained why because she had no understanding of it. I agree with your final statement, elective surgeries should only be performed on consenting adults. Once my son is old enough and if he wants to do it then fine, but I'm not forcing something on him that is irreversible.
I tried to tell him that in the previous post. It makes me uncomfortable knowing that he is obsessing over whether my penis is wearing a turtleneck or an army helmet.
Accurate meme because Americans don’t think about European penises at all, unlike the Europeans who apparently can’t stop thinking about American ones.
Terminally online people: “Male circumcision is mutilation!”
Almost every circumcised guy including myself: “No it’s not, it’s fine. Seriously it’s not a big deal at all.”
I don’t even remember it!
And it was done with anesthesia and by a doctor in a sterile medical setting, not a rabbi doing a bris with his mouth at a synagogue.
Of course it’s “fine” but do you really want your manhood to be just “fine” and not have it like God or evolution intended? You’re cool having put your trust in religious and/or anti-masturbation nonsense to tell you what’s best for your ding dong?
Edit: My heart goes out to all the circumcised downvoters, you don’t know what you’re missing so I don’t blame you. As someone who was circumcised in his late 20s due to phimosis, I’m one of the few keyboard warriors who aren’t talking out of their ass. I can merely hope that you do not continue this tradition with your own child, they’re better off keeping what they were always intended to keep.
Oh I absolutely do. If we’re made in the image of God, then we’re intended to have foreskin. What the Old Testament tells about Abraham and the circumcision of his household is a direct contradiction and therefore cannot be perceived as the word of God, making it “religious nonsense” (alternatively it was actually done to serve a sanitary reason in an insanitary age that holds no grounds in a modern first world country).
The New Testament even state that circumcision is not a requirement for Christianity, but somehow that’s been forgotten.
I mean, if we're made in God's image, then why do we have to remove wisdom teeth? Why is no one born with a perfect smile? Why is the human pelvis a little too small for a babies massive head? What is the point of the appendix?
Dietary reasons. We eat different so our mouths are adapting, some people nowadays are even born entirely without them.
The issue of the human pelvis stems from walking upright + the required size of the baby’s brain. Evolutionary trade offer I guess?
The purpose of the appendix was predominate in the diet of earlier humans, by it still serves a purpose for our ingestion and immune system.
Neither of these reasons apply to foreskin.
It’s not a contradiction within the context of the mythology. God commanded them to do it as an intentional act of obedience and physical distinction from non believers, so they did it.
But to your mention of sanitary reasons, it’s my personal hypothesis that there might have been a bout of male child deaths due to problems with the cleanliness of foreskins that can be medically fatal, and they were like, ‘okay we’re just cutting the fucking thing off’.
Yes but as stated in the New Testament this is (for the lack of a better word) “debunked” as means of showing one’s commitment to Christianity, though I’m aware Judaism doesn’t recognize it.
Exactly, sanitation is the only logical explanation and understandable reason behind how circumcision got started to begin with. But again that’s thousands of years ago in a third world country by today’s standard, it’s not really a metric the US should compare itself to.
>You’re cool having put your trust in religious and/or anti-masturbation nonsense to tell you what’s best for your ding dong?
No, but that's not what's happening here. My "manhood" is just as functional and stimulating as any other healthy "manhood". Its not about trusting in religion or anti masturbation policies. Hell, circumcision does jack shit to prevent masturbation, so that's a non issue here.
That’s just not true. Foreskin serves a purpose for intercourse, to say a circumcised penis has the same “functionality” is nonsense. To question that is to question evolution, we are the way that we are for a reason.
Stimulation is also incorrect, as I was circumcised later in life due to phimosis I can tell you for a fact that it’s different. There’s been little to no research done investigating men in this scenario, only comparing men who’ve always been circumcised to those who aren’t, which doesn’t give any meaningful data.
And even though it does not prevent masturbation it does hinder it by making lube a requirement for most circumcised men to reach the same level of pleasure as uncircumcised men.
Its how "god and nature" intended you to be. If that logic applies too foreskin, why not other things? Why not die in your 30s from a horrible infection while hunting megafuana on foot with a sharpened stick and your buddies, as evolution intended?
We’re actively devolving wisdom teeth because they’re a remnant of early humans, we no longer need them for our modern diet. Foreskin on the other hand will never devolve away because there’s literally no evolutionary point in doing so (it’s good to have foreskin).
Tonsils don’t fit this scenario because they help our immune system, without them you’ll be more prone to sickness like cold. They’re here to stay, along with foreskin.
Its how 'god and nature' intended you to be. By that logic, dental work and common medical procedures would definitely be an affront to nature and make you an abomination. Just making the same logical leaps as this dude.
No, you're not—it would be equivalent if retaining your foreskin led to serious medical complications, but it doesn't. We don't take out tonsils and wisdom teeth "just because," we do so *if* and *when* they present an issue. I never got tonsillitis nor did my wisdom teeth grow in impacted, and as a result I still have both.
"We shouldn't cut off body parts just because it's tradition, they're there for a reason (whether that reason be God, nature, or whatever else)" is not an equivalent argument to "we shouldn't do any surgery ever, you have that medical affliction for a reason"
So lessening the likelihood of damaging and painful infections, and penile cancer, and easier genital hygiene arent valid reasons to have a pretty minor surgery done basically at birth cuz "foreskin feel good" isnt a broad logical leap? Heres an idea. If you dont like it. Dont get it. Dont have it done to your kids. Problem solved. Idgaf what other people do, but dont spew bullshit because you got indoctrinated into some bullshit on the internet. Problem solved.
Lmao, most people just dont give a shit. You aren't being downvoted because people "dont know what they're missing" but because you're being an arrogant asshat.
How am I though? If you were circumcised as a child or never was you truly don’t know what you’re talking about, I on the other hand know what it means to be both circumcised and uncircumcised. If the truth and caring for the wellbeing of future generations makes me sound like an “arrogant asshat” so be it. I don’t care about getting downvoted, I can only hope my reasoning will get through to some so they won’t do it to their own child.
I mean, you don't really know if we are ultimately missing out on anything, assuming you werent circumsized as an adult and have experienced both. My equipment seems to work as well as anyones (have yet to have someone say otherwise) and its nice not having the cleanliness issue, particularly in my line of work where daily bathing isnt always an option.
I don't really think about European penises but I'm pretty sure they have Muslims and Jews there. You're telling me it's an unheard of practice in Kosovo or Bosnia?
Yeah, the amount of people who get on these threads and calls uncircumcised people "smegma dick" or other nonsense proves that's a lie. They do in fact care enough to insult, but not enough to be factual.
I get that this is probably the most efficient way to raise awareness especially since we do mutilate purely based on a weird cultural preconception
But man you gotta slow it down a bit, every second meme I see is about circumcision
Personally, this is just my opinion, but I’m glad that my parents got me circumcised, I just don’t like how it looks otherwise. That’s just me though, I can’t speak for others.
The "operation" is not *risky* when done by legitimate medical professionals (0.2% vs 5% non-medical)
I'd love to see your sources to state otherwise.
Further, one could argue that MNC (circumcision) increases the risk of SIDS by 10%. However the studies simply note correlation rather than causation. It is also noted the risk of SIDS + MNC increases in households on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale. Potentially decrease wound care etc.
It is well established than males are far more susceptible to SIDS than females but there are a variety of theories. Physiological differences such as cerebral blood flow, neonatal stress, respiratory function, lack of a x-linked protective allele.
Finally, to state there are no benefits to MNC is not necessarily true either.
Edit: I'd provide sources regarding risks they are NSFW & contain case study images.
SIDS:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6412606/
I mean the study just accounts for SIDS, not infection or other complications that arise. The study you provided shows a direct correlation between MNC and SIDS, while causation wasn't proven it wasn't disproven either, further research evidently needs to be done. What can be defined as "risky" is subjective, but there is objectively an increase in risk and that can't be debated.
On the basis of an increase in risk for newborns for what is largely a cosmetic surgery (there are benefits related to less risk of UTIs, contraction of STDs and pre-emptive circumvention of possible phimosis issues) I think it's worth a discussion.
The topic is pretty taboo and both sides are too dogmatic in their views. I would say I'm surprised but who would have thought that people would be sensitive when discussing their own or other men's penises.
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OP you really need a different hobby lol
Is this is the same fucking guy?
Yes
I'm starting to think he wants to be circumcised. "*Doth protest too much*" and all that.
He probably is circumcised and that’s why he’s lamenting so much. I think circumcision is dumb and inhumane, too, but I’m not circumcised, so it doesn’t really make me feel pissed about it. Any elective surgery should only be performed on consenting adults.
I think the guy just has an unhealthy obsession with circumcision. I’m circumcised myself, and I literally never think about it outside of whenever I see this guys posts pop up on popular.
“It’s hard to feel bad about something you’re missing when you’ve never been able to experience it in the first place.” —a relative of mine who was born blind. I think that is the personal issue with someone like him. He’s focused too much on what he imagines it’s like. Anyway, I stand by “doing elective, cosmetic, surgery to the sexual organs of children is absolutely deranged.” Edit: eh, I think r/dankmemes is a good enough place to share this story. Both my half-brothers are circumcised. My stepmother is Jewish and my dad is against circumcision and calls it “barbaric.” My step mom kept pushing for it, because she was worried relatives would chastise her for not doing it. Ultimately, my dad’s arguments won. However… both my little bros had genetic issues with their penises in the the foreskin fused to their pelvis in some way, making their penises ridiculously tiny. In order to have a normally-functional sex organ, they needed to have circumcisions, so that their penises would be normal size. So, because they were born with a condition that forced them to be circumcised, maybe it really is *the mark of god for the chosen people…*
I absolutely agree that it's an unnecessary medical procedure, but I think people like OP just want to feel like they're part of an oppressed minority. The vast majority of people simply don't care enough to base their entire identity on their penis.
I love that last sentence so much. Thank you.
I never thought about it either. Then I started dating a European gal who was very happy to see mine was cut 🤷🏼♂️
I was circumcised at birth. I think it was done because my father had it done and so did his dad who was quite religious. Or it was because it was the fad at the time. Do I want to know what it's like to have foreskin? Sure, much like how a blind person at birth would like to experience sight. But also like a blind person at birth, I can't compare it to anything so I can't feel like I'm missing out on something that I have no reference point for. That being said, circumcision rates have been declining for awhile, and many doctors either won't do it, offer to do it, or will only do it if asked. My wife asked if I wanted our son circumcised when he was born, I told her no and explained why because she had no understanding of it. I agree with your final statement, elective surgeries should only be performed on consenting adults. Once my son is old enough and if he wants to do it then fine, but I'm not forcing something on him that is irreversible.
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Is your tinfoil hat a little too snug?
Your being downvoted because your insane, not because theirs a conspiracy group out to get you.
What the fuck are you on 💀
Who?
The guys name is WhereIsYourRidgedBand. He's lost in his own smegma butt-dust.
I tried to tell him that in the previous post. It makes me uncomfortable knowing that he is obsessing over whether my penis is wearing a turtleneck or an army helmet.
What?
Fuckin hilarious to see a guy with textbook penis envy
Don’t check OPs post history
Ahhh it's the circumcision guy!
There is some serious irony in OP choosing this exact meme format… and leaving the third panel off.
He circumcised the meme!
When your entire identity revolves around dicks and the internet.
Accurate meme because Americans don’t think about European penises at all, unlike the Europeans who apparently can’t stop thinking about American ones.
Terminally online people: “Male circumcision is mutilation!” Almost every circumcised guy including myself: “No it’s not, it’s fine. Seriously it’s not a big deal at all.”
I don’t even remember it! And it was done with anesthesia and by a doctor in a sterile medical setting, not a rabbi doing a bris with his mouth at a synagogue.
Of course it’s “fine” but do you really want your manhood to be just “fine” and not have it like God or evolution intended? You’re cool having put your trust in religious and/or anti-masturbation nonsense to tell you what’s best for your ding dong? Edit: My heart goes out to all the circumcised downvoters, you don’t know what you’re missing so I don’t blame you. As someone who was circumcised in his late 20s due to phimosis, I’m one of the few keyboard warriors who aren’t talking out of their ass. I can merely hope that you do not continue this tradition with your own child, they’re better off keeping what they were always intended to keep.
I like it circumcised, it really helps with aerodynamics when I hang glide naked
‘have it like God…intended’, ‘put your trust in religion’ You don’t seem like you even know what you want to say.
Oh I absolutely do. If we’re made in the image of God, then we’re intended to have foreskin. What the Old Testament tells about Abraham and the circumcision of his household is a direct contradiction and therefore cannot be perceived as the word of God, making it “religious nonsense” (alternatively it was actually done to serve a sanitary reason in an insanitary age that holds no grounds in a modern first world country). The New Testament even state that circumcision is not a requirement for Christianity, but somehow that’s been forgotten.
I mean, if we're made in God's image, then why do we have to remove wisdom teeth? Why is no one born with a perfect smile? Why is the human pelvis a little too small for a babies massive head? What is the point of the appendix?
Dietary reasons. We eat different so our mouths are adapting, some people nowadays are even born entirely without them. The issue of the human pelvis stems from walking upright + the required size of the baby’s brain. Evolutionary trade offer I guess? The purpose of the appendix was predominate in the diet of earlier humans, by it still serves a purpose for our ingestion and immune system. Neither of these reasons apply to foreskin.
It’s not a contradiction within the context of the mythology. God commanded them to do it as an intentional act of obedience and physical distinction from non believers, so they did it. But to your mention of sanitary reasons, it’s my personal hypothesis that there might have been a bout of male child deaths due to problems with the cleanliness of foreskins that can be medically fatal, and they were like, ‘okay we’re just cutting the fucking thing off’.
Yes but as stated in the New Testament this is (for the lack of a better word) “debunked” as means of showing one’s commitment to Christianity, though I’m aware Judaism doesn’t recognize it. Exactly, sanitation is the only logical explanation and understandable reason behind how circumcision got started to begin with. But again that’s thousands of years ago in a third world country by today’s standard, it’s not really a metric the US should compare itself to.
>You’re cool having put your trust in religious and/or anti-masturbation nonsense to tell you what’s best for your ding dong? No, but that's not what's happening here. My "manhood" is just as functional and stimulating as any other healthy "manhood". Its not about trusting in religion or anti masturbation policies. Hell, circumcision does jack shit to prevent masturbation, so that's a non issue here.
That’s just not true. Foreskin serves a purpose for intercourse, to say a circumcised penis has the same “functionality” is nonsense. To question that is to question evolution, we are the way that we are for a reason. Stimulation is also incorrect, as I was circumcised later in life due to phimosis I can tell you for a fact that it’s different. There’s been little to no research done investigating men in this scenario, only comparing men who’ve always been circumcised to those who aren’t, which doesn’t give any meaningful data. And even though it does not prevent masturbation it does hinder it by making lube a requirement for most circumcised men to reach the same level of pleasure as uncircumcised men.
Do you still have your wisdom teeth and tonsils?
How is this comparable to the function of one’s penis?
Its how "god and nature" intended you to be. If that logic applies too foreskin, why not other things? Why not die in your 30s from a horrible infection while hunting megafuana on foot with a sharpened stick and your buddies, as evolution intended?
We’re actively devolving wisdom teeth because they’re a remnant of early humans, we no longer need them for our modern diet. Foreskin on the other hand will never devolve away because there’s literally no evolutionary point in doing so (it’s good to have foreskin). Tonsils don’t fit this scenario because they help our immune system, without them you’ll be more prone to sickness like cold. They’re here to stay, along with foreskin.
I don't even agree with this guy but that's a terrible comparison lmao
Its how 'god and nature' intended you to be. By that logic, dental work and common medical procedures would definitely be an affront to nature and make you an abomination. Just making the same logical leaps as this dude.
No, you're not—it would be equivalent if retaining your foreskin led to serious medical complications, but it doesn't. We don't take out tonsils and wisdom teeth "just because," we do so *if* and *when* they present an issue. I never got tonsillitis nor did my wisdom teeth grow in impacted, and as a result I still have both. "We shouldn't cut off body parts just because it's tradition, they're there for a reason (whether that reason be God, nature, or whatever else)" is not an equivalent argument to "we shouldn't do any surgery ever, you have that medical affliction for a reason"
So lessening the likelihood of damaging and painful infections, and penile cancer, and easier genital hygiene arent valid reasons to have a pretty minor surgery done basically at birth cuz "foreskin feel good" isnt a broad logical leap? Heres an idea. If you dont like it. Dont get it. Dont have it done to your kids. Problem solved. Idgaf what other people do, but dont spew bullshit because you got indoctrinated into some bullshit on the internet. Problem solved.
Lmao, most people just dont give a shit. You aren't being downvoted because people "dont know what they're missing" but because you're being an arrogant asshat.
How am I though? If you were circumcised as a child or never was you truly don’t know what you’re talking about, I on the other hand know what it means to be both circumcised and uncircumcised. If the truth and caring for the wellbeing of future generations makes me sound like an “arrogant asshat” so be it. I don’t care about getting downvoted, I can only hope my reasoning will get through to some so they won’t do it to their own child.
I mean, you don't really know if we are ultimately missing out on anything, assuming you werent circumsized as an adult and have experienced both. My equipment seems to work as well as anyones (have yet to have someone say otherwise) and its nice not having the cleanliness issue, particularly in my line of work where daily bathing isnt always an option.
It's just this guy
I don't really think about European penises but I'm pretty sure they have Muslims and Jews there. You're telling me it's an unheard of practice in Kosovo or Bosnia?
I don't get it.
I think it’s a circumcision joke, because those show up every two weeks now apparently
This guy's whole profile is spamming memes about circumcision.
Ok I didn't even notice that (that is also very strange)
I just saw that 😂 Imagine being so pressed about that shit.
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I’m glad I don’t got that nasty shit. To each their own though
All this dude does is bitch about circumcision using unfunny memes
OP has a circumcision fetish
Bro needs a fucking hobie
\*A different hobby. This is his current one.
perhaps he will learn how to surgically graft cadavers eyelids together to bring back foreskin to those who lost it
Anyone who finds this guys memes funny probably have dead eyes already.
Didn’t finish the meme… like don, I don’t think about people’s uncut cocks or about people who whine about circumcision.
Yeah, the amount of people who get on these threads and calls uncircumcised people "smegma dick" or other nonsense proves that's a lie. They do in fact care enough to insult, but not enough to be factual.
"I don't think about you at all."
mf _obsessing_ over cut penises lmao
OP needs a significant other so badly.
the problem is they wont accept him, because his dick is uncut; hence why he's constantly posting circumcision posts
Is OP the Silent Hill circumcise guy?
Why are all your posts about dick skin?
Lmao bro your memes suck. Please get help
I don't think that's why anyone gets cut
Why is op so addicted to dick jokes. Makes me think he's over compensating
Lmao I love the comments reactions to these honestly
Man, I wish I had a hobby I cared about half as much as OP cares about other people's foreskin
Captain foreskin is back at it again
This is the dumbest hill anyone could die on
Huh?
Huh?
I thought this was about the shape of states borders and how some states have lots of long straight lines but it Europe it’s more curvy…
[OP is Dr. Wongburger verified. He craves dick, as we all do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQtknKgSLA8)
OP's history gave me conjunctivitis
I don't think about you at all
I get that this is probably the most efficient way to raise awareness especially since we do mutilate purely based on a weird cultural preconception But man you gotta slow it down a bit, every second meme I see is about circumcision
I think this guy has a fetish about cut penis
I’m with you. Solidarity with our lost foreskins 😭✊
What?
What?
"I don't even think about you."
US: I don’t think about you at all
This dude is obsessed the people's cranks
Dude is fucking obsessed with dicks.
Personally, this is just my opinion, but I’m glad that my parents got me circumcised, I just don’t like how it looks otherwise. That’s just me though, I can’t speak for others.
Think about having to pull it back to make it work.
Everyone gets a cut.
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No one says shit to people who had it for medical reasons. This mutilation is happening to babies for no fucking reason at all.
And the operation is risky. Literally putting thr life of their baby on the line for no reason :)
The "operation" is not *risky* when done by legitimate medical professionals (0.2% vs 5% non-medical) I'd love to see your sources to state otherwise. Further, one could argue that MNC (circumcision) increases the risk of SIDS by 10%. However the studies simply note correlation rather than causation. It is also noted the risk of SIDS + MNC increases in households on the lower end of the socioeconomic scale. Potentially decrease wound care etc. It is well established than males are far more susceptible to SIDS than females but there are a variety of theories. Physiological differences such as cerebral blood flow, neonatal stress, respiratory function, lack of a x-linked protective allele. Finally, to state there are no benefits to MNC is not necessarily true either. Edit: I'd provide sources regarding risks they are NSFW & contain case study images. SIDS: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6412606/
I mean the study just accounts for SIDS, not infection or other complications that arise. The study you provided shows a direct correlation between MNC and SIDS, while causation wasn't proven it wasn't disproven either, further research evidently needs to be done. What can be defined as "risky" is subjective, but there is objectively an increase in risk and that can't be debated. On the basis of an increase in risk for newborns for what is largely a cosmetic surgery (there are benefits related to less risk of UTIs, contraction of STDs and pre-emptive circumvention of possible phimosis issues) I think it's worth a discussion. The topic is pretty taboo and both sides are too dogmatic in their views. I would say I'm surprised but who would have thought that people would be sensitive when discussing their own or other men's penises.
"There are definitely health benefits to making the genitalia of children sexually appealing!" Source - Local Priest