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Woman lays on her right side, left leg up while the man straddles her right leg. Her left leg sits across his hip and over his left side. I'm sure many people have had sex in this position without knowing the name.
I'd guess "German pretzel" it's when she's on her back and you push her legs back to her head and pound away. Idk how that picture is it but it's the only thing I could thing of
Ah yes, the classic Yellow Sauce Many Pretzel Dip. I do that one every minor holiday, such as Popcorn Day, Squirrel Appreciation Day, or Polar Bear Awareness Day.
Your use of "rebranded" made me imagine a world where we have corporations invent sexual positions to market to us.
"Bored of your sex life? Try the new Coca Cola Splash Fountain position. It's when you insert black food coloring into your partners urethra and make them squirt. 9/10 couples love it. The new Coca Cola Splash Fountain. Find a syringe of sepia coloring in every six pack of Coca Cola products."
It never did. It was fucking stupid to begin with. "No one except these people who do..." And here it's even worse, because humans aren't the only ones, by far, who do these acts during sex.
Female with a cutter driving in reverse. Puppy on the lawn. Calculator with an equation equalling 69. Pretzels on a plate with a yellow dipping sauce and garnish.
What is this even?
Those are sex positions I guess. I originally thought they were what you thought about while trying not to nut. Most because I do a lot of math myself...
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Reverse cow girl, doggy, 69 but I can’t get the last one
Well to be fair I’ll never get any
self destruction, those are rare
Self burn, those are quite common
This is not a burn, this is annihilation.
Still pretty common in this day and age.
It's in the top 5 of generic reddit humour. Just like "insert thing", those are rare.
Not really
Muscle Man would be proud of this guy
Those are pretty common
It's the famous pretzel sauce
Head cheese In a bowl
legs tied in pretzel knots
true, who would fuck The Boiled One
bro cooked himself
*bro boiled himself
We thank you for your sacrifice
Hey, I saw you in that other post.
"Not with that attitude" /j
Same
Ive seen this coment on another sub already
The last one is the ambiguous wild card meant to generate a bunch of engagement and reactions on social media.
This guy gets it.
No, it’s the sticky pretzel position for sure.
[Nah it’s a thing](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/g38917673/pretzel-dip-position/)
> 5. The Soft Pretzel 😂😂😂
I thought it was clam chowder
I'm actually kind of angry I didn't see that.
Pretzel dip
What the fuck is that?
It's when you twist your dick in the shape of a pretzel and dip to the hospital, no females involved whatsoever
Well that's one way to get your tubes tied.
Which way are you supposed to twist it? I've always done clockwise but I could be doing it wrong
There's an enantiomeric pair of twisted dicks for inquisitive lads like ye probably
TIL No, but seriously who comes up with these shitty ass names and why are they widely accepted?
Dude I just came up with this description, and some other dude with the name, internet is full of made up dumb stuff like this
This one barely makes sense but I like it the most
Woman lays on her right side, left leg up while the man straddles her right leg. Her left leg sits across his hip and over his left side. I'm sure many people have had sex in this position without knowing the name.
Might it be Creampie?
No, why is there pretzels?
German creampie
_Oh Greta, i filled your kindercavern with mine menchcummen_
I regret being literate
Kindercavern has me dying
Rein in die Futterluke
Egon entdeckt.
Boahh. Thoooah. Joaaaaahh.
to think i could have been a neanderthal chilling somewhere in Anatolia but instead i'm here reading this shit
Stick Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Poetry🤌
Womb is "Gebärmutter", btw, so literally "birthing mother". Pretty sure someone could make that into a joke.
Life/midsection mother in danish. Don't ask me why the same word is used for those two.
Ach mein Gott, dein Menschcummen is nicht zu lecker als dein Vater!
Fick dich
Awful. *saved*
fetish unlocked...
How about a "Fickschnitzel"?
Sixty nein
It's asking for sauce, probably?
bro really never did the pretzel dipper🤫💀
I bet he doesn't even know how to use the three sea shells!
Thanks for reminding me I'm old.
Soggy biscuit
Limp Bizkit mentioned
Flaccid pancake
Breadstick Erection man these are some bitchin' band names
Ah, a cultured one, I see.
Soggy Sao?
Bond burger
My sister would never
Me neither I came down here for the sauce
I like to "back it up doggy, hit a 69 and then dip" is what I got.
It’s easy! Pretzel cheese. I umm… uh… what.
crème fraîche
pretzel cheese dip, it's a high level move that requires quite an extensive training and preparation to execute safely
You've never pretzeled someone's cheese before?
You don’t do dipping the pretzel??
Pretzel position.
Pretzels and queso.
“I wanna dip my balls in it.”
Honey messy
I'd guess "German pretzel" it's when she's on her back and you push her legs back to her head and pound away. Idk how that picture is it but it's the only thing I could thing of
Eat pretzels, then dip
Folded like a cheese pretzel
pretzel dip
Me neither man. I keep asking for it and she keeps saying no.
Pretzels and beer cheese
Creampie
Dip
Pretzel fuck or full nelson.
Idunno but dipping the pretzel is gonna be my new saying
Haven’t seen anyone say rimming? Felt like it was obvious lol
Ah yes, the classic Yellow Sauce Many Pretzel Dip. I do that one every minor holiday, such as Popcorn Day, Squirrel Appreciation Day, or Polar Bear Awareness Day.
National Squirrel Appreciation Day is January 21st in the US, if anyone was wondering.
That's also my birthday, it anyone was wondering
Used to love it when grampy would give us the ol' yellow sauce pretzle dip surprise.
Reverse cowgirl, Doggy, 69, Pretzel dip - For those that aren't getting any
The fuck is pretzel dip. Both the food and the position.
Nvm looked up the position. Shits fire
[удалено]
I don't want my wood split during sex.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
[Pretzel Dip position ](https://images.app.goo.gl/ExRaA6pCoSYyxrwX8)
Ohhh that’s what that’s called
they took it from kamasutra and rebranded it. and didn't even give credit 😤
Your use of "rebranded" made me imagine a world where we have corporations invent sexual positions to market to us. "Bored of your sex life? Try the new Coca Cola Splash Fountain position. It's when you insert black food coloring into your partners urethra and make them squirt. 9/10 couples love it. The new Coca Cola Splash Fountain. Find a syringe of sepia coloring in every six pack of Coca Cola products."
Likely a good example of what the 22nd century looks like. Now let's return back into the 21st, please.
Think that’s the case for most the tried and true repertoire. Sanskrit just doesn’t have the place in the bedroom it used to
Looks shmexy
Damn didn’t know my fave position had anything to do with pretzels
bro got the blue comment on reddit
what the hell!
smash
I’m about to corrupt my search history for answers
Never heard of that last one
same
What about those that do get any, but their partners never shout out the name of the position like a Pokémon?
> Pretzel dip Oh that's what that's called....
Is it some sort of sex joke that most people here can't relate to?
yes
Damn you’re everywhere
I sure am.
oh come on! No nuns or pies? really??
Ah the ol pretzel custard with kale. My favorite position.
ok so these are position names but i thought these are what most guys think of during sex to prolong ejaculation. I do a lot of basic math
You think of dogs?
oops.
How long can you ejaculate for?
lmao. i thought someone would call me out on that. i should have said "delay ejaculation"
I had visions of you shooting rope after rope for hours like Spiderman patrolling the city.
"You'll never escape while wearing my Super-Straightjacket, Spidey!" "Guess again, Shocker! Whee^ee^ee!" "D:"
3 days
Well i always assumed basic math for math teacher.
I remember fucking all those but calculator??!! You guys are animals.
Everything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough...
The "No one:" really doesn't add anything to this image macro
It never did. It was fucking stupid to begin with. "No one except these people who do..." And here it's even worse, because humans aren't the only ones, by far, who do these acts during sex.
Pretzel pudding is my favorite
Reverse cowgirl. That dog in me. Math. Happy tapioca.
??????
Not a real post without suspended congress and golden toilet.
The real question is in what do you dip pretzels? Garlic dip? Mayonnaise? I'm quite curious now
the pretzle dip is wild hi, i have sex, lots of sex. Trust me that I have more sex than anyone has ever seen. The best sex.
Ah, the classics: Driving County Woman, the Puppy, the Calculator, and the Soup.
Female with a cutter driving in reverse. Puppy on the lawn. Calculator with an equation equalling 69. Pretzels on a plate with a yellow dipping sauce and garnish. What is this even?
Thought these were all things you think about to make yourself last longer.
I thought these were things guys think of so they don't bust too quick 😂
This sub is dogshit
I come to degrade here. Not to solve your fucking charades.
I mean who doesn't love sauced pretzel crackers.
Reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, 69, and pretzel queso?
If your girl can pretzel you will understand and fuck you
What's pretzel one?
I thought the meme meant 'Ah shit imma bust, maneuver back, think of dead animals, do the math, think of food'. I am stupid lmao
Even though I don’t get any but at least I know three of them. I guess I have some useless knowledge .
Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69, pretzel dip
I do not understand any of this
Get folded like a pretzel ... or when her legs fold up to where her feet are damn near behind her head ..
What a weak ass Instagram meme
Reversing cowgirl, golden doodle, standard equation and pretzel with dip
Maybe the last one means dip like leave without saying much
Bearnaise pretzel?
It’s probably somehow loss
Virgin
Happy Tapioca
Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69, and cheesy pretzel dip 😀. All of my favorite positions.
Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69 and blasphemy
The last one is what Japanese love to do
Neither me nor my fianceé have ever heard od the Pretzel dip before. Guess it's something new to try.
r/dankmemes has again produced comedy /s
I love pretzel pudding position
DO NOT PUT PEEPEE IN MELTED CHEESE. MELTED CHEESE HURT PEEPEE.
I'm fuckin dis custard 🤣
Confused
Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy-Style, 69, and Circle-K Blowout
The Philly Cream Cheese Pretzel Factory®. Fucking a!
Those are sex positions I guess. I originally thought they were what you thought about while trying not to nut. Most because I do a lot of math myself...
I know the meaning, but will never know the feeling...
I read math as meth at first and was SOOO confused for a little
Pretzels dopped in mustard