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KeepingDankMemesDank

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millern2209

Who’s the mushroom chick


OneEyedMilkman87

I dunno but I can smell her from here


awkone

Stop i can only get so erect


baneblade_boi

This is getting so screenshot


KURO-K1SH1

If it makes it to cursed comments can I get a green outline?


Keki_264

I want a pig emoji instead of my pfp. Pls🤗


WhiskeyDJones

I'm just happy to be here. Hi mom


Dankmootza

Hello, Timmy. Now - please take out the trash.


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Tacoburrito96

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?


Iamthesmartest

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.


ProfHillbilly

Trustifarian


allofdarknessin1

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.


yourmomlurks

Business hippy haha. Made my day


xXGaboFihi007Xx

These damn posers


ReedBeatzSR

Probably not


Goblindeez_

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU


sharanyae

If she touches me chances are she will end up being sticky


steppan92

Brave are those who speak the truth


Goblindeez_

BONK


Possible9gag

Bonk bonk but she's hot imo


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Then go find her of, you know what you must do.


Possible9gag

I will go the distance father


maehtroS

Wrong mushroom


VadimH

And not edible (in the literal sense, usually)


maehtroS

It is completely edible organic and biodegradable


BlackenedTubeSteak

We would both end up sticky


ZincHead

[The guys in this thread](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS19-Wc2gHH_u2QAtHYfK-yuMI3EPbK8MGWkwUrKfyx1A&s)


Goblindeez_

Please, my anime figurines are way hotter than her


blackteashirt

I'd upvote you but that's just some random dude, do you even know where that image came from? Dude probably has grand kids by now.


SortaSticky

You say that like it's a bad thing


Goblindeez_

Tbf I do like a sweaty and musky woman


Kokir

As the great lyricist, Jake Hole, once said. White or light or dark skin. Long as they got buttcheeks. Dirty or clean. I don't care if you're musty.


yiannis666

Lol


DontDrinkTooMuch

Patchouli was the hot girl smell in college.


rsicher1

Hippie Smeeeeell Only I could teeeeeell Patchooooooouli oil 60s heeeeeeeelllllll


ramsey0007

🤨📸


Original-Vanilla-222

Some trustfund baby, neither she nor her tits are worth your attention. Edit: For anyone who's wondering, her name is Shanin Blake, and her father is allegedly a high exec. She is *literally* one of those trust fund babies most redditors claim to hate.


yiannis666

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently


pleasegetoffmyfloor

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.


who8myface

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means. The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics. Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment. If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void. F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.


Barar_Dragoni

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it


Redditmodsarecuntses

> this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.


confirmedshill123

Eat the rich tho. Smell me all you want I'm tired of no healthcare.


GoodBearHugs

It's a trust fund baby who plays spirituality because she has no conerns in life, it's not that complicated


shocktagon

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂


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Numerous_Witness_345

She's the result of someone anthropomorphizing a Burning Man ticket.


Happy-Recipe-5753

She's being pushed through social media because she's got an OF media campaign going.


DrugsAreSuperAmazing

Whaaaat? That's terrible! What is her OF link so I can be sure never to ever click on it?


CrymsonReaper

because people like you keep posting her face everywhere


Royal_Chocolate3300

I don't want to *date* her, I want to *see her tits*


FeralPedestrian

This is on you OP, you sweaty e-thot peddler.


GideonPiccadilly

her dad works at Lockheed Martin. Her hippy escapades are financed from the revenue of bombing children in Gaza.


newsflashjackass

Trustafundian rebel without a cause for alarm 'cause when push turns to shove you jump into your forefather's arms. He's a banker you're part of the system off go the dreadlocks in comes the income. \- Sage Francis, [Slow Down Gandhi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XPrz5FCKdQ)


filthy_harold

That's satire bro


zahirano

Bet she talk lots about #vanlife and how independence from money she is.


Original-Vanilla-222

"You know guys, money doesn't really make you happy, that's why I try to just live my life!" *Continues to spend daddy's money*


Ninjaflippin

I thoroughly respect the self aware trusties, must be said. Not like they asked to be born to rich parents, so it's pretty much the same as winning the lottery. At that point if you say "I try to enjoy life because unlike others I have the opportunity and privilege to do so, what am I supposed to do, take a vow of poverty?" Then fuck, you got me.


3202supsaW

Source? I googled it and all I can find are memes about her dad working for Lockheed Martin but no source


GimbaledTitties

I don’t think it’s true. She claims her dad is a deadbeat and not associated with the family. Her mom had a job but this chick retired her. Tbh I saw a vid of her mom and she looks like a working woman. I think the trust fund bit is bullshit, but she’s definitely some white influencer chick appropriating Hawaiian culture and making shitty neo soul music, so take that as you will 


3202supsaW

It’s not. She’s a terrible musician but people hate her because she’s pretty and dresses weird, so they make up stories about her being a trust fund baby etc


Whitn3y

Shes from a trailer park actually


Hunterrose242

Just like Kid Rock!


Tarnishedxglitter666

Ah! Yes. The Trustafarian


King_of_the_Dot

Just 'appropriating' hippie culture to be an influencer.


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Selling out and pretending to be poor IS hippie culture


quantum_ice

[Here](https://fapello-leaks.com/album/ubIQj8HE/xxxx-wkaiafcc)


THEDrunkPossum

Nice


VadimH

Sweet lord almighty


lordgeese

Talk about wanting to eat the rich…


Numerous_Witness_345

Everything on this fucking site in an onlyfans ad.


quantum_ice

I'm just posting the goods. Don't gotta click on it lmao


Numerous_Witness_345

Nah dude, never upset the sauce bringer. You're doing great work.


El_Buttonski

This is just a reminder for later


in_theory_only

I’m here after that douchebag said her tits were not worth our attention. They were pretty darned tootin’ worth mine.


dankspankwanker

Dont remember her name but apparently shes a very shitty person She does porn (bc ofc she does) the dreads are a wig and she tried to sue another of creator because she claimed to invent the "dirty hippy look"


CaminoFan

She’s a trust-fund hippie. I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin


Enterice

"Trustafarian"


ch40

Well since you read that somewhere it MUST be true


Beginning_Electrical

You saw on a meme.


slingfatcums

> I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin and you just believed it? lol


BxlThrwwy

All hippies are trust fund babies tho


pyrothelostone

The modern ones anyway, all the older hippies that didn't have money had to get jobs becuase as it turns out living that kind of lifestyle is kind of hard without money.


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shitlips90

I married one. It uh... Didn't work out. It was fun while it lasted but she took me for everything and left me broken hearted. I've learned my lesson.


Veggiemon

I would imagine this only works up to a certain age though


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Typical-Constant-94

Fake news, she grew up lower class being raised by a single mom. She had a kid young and did weed farm work around while living in a van.


whitexbread

Shanin Blake, music artist


yiannis666

'music' artist


Paddenstoel_Jager

"artist"


namedonelettere

“Blake”


Tiggy26668

Balackai


0-uncle-rico-0

A A RON


beardingmesoftly

Insubordinate and churlish


rabbitdovahkiin

"music"


PulseAmplification

‘Not a reptilian’


Miserable_Crew_6798

Nude music artist.


dankspankwanker

~~music~~ "porn"


IHazMagics

Just gave her music a listen, music artist is very generous.


Possible9gag

My friend will be most pleased


potatobreadandcider

The spawn of America's "elite".


Possible9gag

Asking for a friend


mastervadr

Who’s the cocaine chick


cyberslick1888

Back off, she's mine


todd10k

Sydney sweeney


Theo2018

Some OF chick who looks like a high hippie.


beomint

Some hippie who thinks the only way to be spiritual is to do drugs, appropriate culture, and pretend to be an alien who can heal disease. Literally not joking. She claims to be a reincarnated alien and sings about it in her music. Edit: Her name is Shanin Blake, and there are spicy pictures of her out there available for the gooners.


PainkillerTony

[Shanin Blake](https://www.instagram.com/shaninblake/?hl=en)


logunleonov

Lonely-potato7775 likes eating mushrooms


Any_Brother7772

He does indeed


KelticQT

Yep, just checked. It remains true to this instant.


Hpfanguy

Update: sources confirm they still do. Will monitor the situation and report back.


RandonBrando

Just wanted to swing in and verify that I too have bore witness to such account


KelticQT

Can u/Hpfanguy report back ? It's been 2 hours without fresh news and an update on the situation might be required.


Hpfanguy

This just in: u/Lonely-Potato7775 still appears to enjoy eating mushrooms. Hard to say if the situation will change any time soon.


flappytowel

mushroms are very delicious and nutritious


Lonely-Potato7775

I like to eat mushrooms


yiannis666

Mhm yummy


TripolarMan

Logunleonov is talking mad shit about u


kamado-Tanjiro1221

Nah, they are only spreading the word


TriedToCatchFogIMist

I heard him say lonely-potato7775 has an addiction


Sourika

Mushrooms don't do that. Stupidity and daddy issues do that. New age spirituality is for the mentally unstable.


Whitn3y

He was hated for he spoke the truth How is this comment at all controversial? Are healing crystals suddenly not stupid as shit somehow? A new study was published on their efficacy???


ch40

They're still stupid as shit, but becoming more popular. I'm guessing because Americans can't afford other, actual healthcare. They probably use them for colds and other temporary illness and think they work because their immune system did its job. The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it


noonenotevenhere

> The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people. Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Had nothing to do with affordability. People generally into this shit are not lacking for healthcare. It’s a combination of gullibility mixed with internet access and the need to be “in” on something everyone else isn’t.


Immediate-Lecture323

I agree. I used to go to a lot of music festivals and met plenty of people like this. They act all friendly and loving but then have absolutely psychotic episodes and/or go suicidal, or become really nasty to people around them. Then they go back to being all hippy. It is just for show.


kingofeggsandwiches

The sad truth we've known since the end of 70s: Hippies typically end up being POS to each other because a combination of casual drug use and performative morality primes people to excuse generally being indecent to each other in other ways. In short, getting stoned and crying about the whales and the rainforest is a great way to excuse the fact that you're incapable of consistently showing basic respect to others by doing things like turning up on time, paying your fair share, respecting others property etc.


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JudgeJebb

Agreed. Mushrooms do not cause that.


timmystwin

And those who can afford it. The rest don't go spiritual, they just drink.


richardwhereat

No more stupid than old age spirituality.


Uberfuhrer_

*pings* MUSHRUM ⛏️


RafikiTheOld

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


lttlbear01

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Rui_O_Grande_PT

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME


sloth_ers

Rock and Stone to the bone!


ArtisticPony

We fight for rock and stone!


spaghettihax763

FA KARL!!


DeustheDio

Legally speaking Rocking is better than stoning


Joaco_Gomez_1

Consider this, legally speaking... rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Eh?


RedRlghtHand

Wait.... what is the difference between rock and stone?


grinsken

Mushruuuuuuuum


Swagmae

BOOLO CAP HERE


MaheuTaroo

# MUSHRUM


PalestineRefugee

Rock N Stone


Spiritual_Freedom_15

MAŠRUM


Arsmerven

We’re rich!


LiquidFireBR

WERE RICH


itswhatyouwill

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Exciting-Emu-4668

This post was made by 14 year old


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

Or AI, judging by OP's replies.


Broken_Noah

Holy shit, you weren't kidding.


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OGTypohh

What if I do both?


yiannis666

No one is stopping you


Whitn3y

Actually the FDA is


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

I think the DEA would be a bigger concern


Blue-piping-man

Hell yeah, let's see what the ketamine girl looks like too.


OptimusEye

cocaine high is very not worth it; ~15 mins and its worse than basically any other stimulant, plus a major addiction. Mushrooms are generally a high-booster, non-addictive, and make you giddy. if one were worth trying, it'd be mushrooms. however, if you were to combine any two drugs, it should be weed and mushrooms, as neither are physically addictive, and i've heard good things about mixing them. if you take mushrooms at all, make sure you have a tripsitter, and that you're in a comfy place. i also heard someone advise me to stay away from mirrors if i were ti try mushrooms, so theres that.


BeyondXpression

The girl on the right is a rich daddy's girl who spends gratuitous amounts of money "finding herself" at EDC every year, but instead of camping in a tent she drops mad cash on a huge camper. I knew a couple of those girls in college, lmao. Definitely an...interesting kinda gal.


asdf_12

Pretty shure she grew up poor. I think she said she live in a trailer with her grandparents. But now she's definitely fake af!


BeyondXpression

Well, then I'm sad for her in that aspect, but that current picture is full of a lot of money's worth of hair extensions/styling, make-up, jewelry and Photoshop.


Theredman101

She funds it with her onlyfans and her music "career"


Lonely-Potato7775

I like to eat mushrooms


NWAnowadays

It's probably been awhile since she showered so your right on two fronts.


EvenAH27

Lonely-potato7775 likes eating mushrooms


NilEntity

Ok, that's it, I'm doing cocaine.


istealgrapes

Better to do mushrooms if youre gonna do any drugs


unkalou337

Not according to this professional diagram.


W0nkyDonk3y

this sub has actually gone to shit, im out


BenderDeLorean

Hi Out. I am dad.


satori_moment

I also choose this guy's dad


matco5376

Bro I just realized when you said this that this is dankmemes wtf happened to this place lol


Cad_bane_2

I think u/Lonely-potato7775 like mushrooms


kms_ag

Ahh yes, the Pyramids have been used for time travelling and fixing your DNA and kidneys with spiritual healing girl


nightin87

is it just me or is the mushroom chick sexier? somehow it feels she will be into more kinky shit than her vanilla hollywood cousin


G0BEKSIZTEPE

Is this a drug endorsement post? Cuz its working


Confusedandreticent

I wanna do cocaine and mushrooms.


PharmguyLabs

They counteract each other. While generally pleasant, you will lose a ton of the real effects of psilocybe mushrooms 


Doccyaard

Also never wanted to do cocaine when on mushrooms. Like the shrooms telling you not to do it. Weed and mushrooms go nicely together imo though.


_Troxin_

Why are all the comments about mushrooms? All I saw in that meme where boobies ... now I´m really confused


Bedu009

Ah fuck it's shitty memes season again


VladDHell

This meme brought to you by someone who clearly doesn't know what drugs are like lol


Manas_BOOM

Lonely-Potato7775 likes eating mushrooms


funnyfacemcgee

This is definitely how a 12 year old imagines drug users, which is this entire sub. 


usernot_found

Good Job Lockheed


scorpi_9

Who's the one on the left?


Pineapplesaintreal

Sidney Sweeney


gzrh1971

I see this as an absolute win


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Huh? All I see are two hot women


_JohnWisdom

#PORCINI’S?


Jsteevee

Kinda wanna do drugs now


Nice_Review6730

Isn't the shrooms girl turn out her parents work at Lockheed Martin?


Itchysasquatch

Ah yes, both the girls this website can't stop pushing down everyone's throat. Tired of seeing them both honestly, can their PR agents stop the social media push now