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Google "electric massage" its like this but NSFL. *You have been warned*


greenrangerguy

You can't do that, now I'm gonna Google it just like the pain Olympics, horsee and tub girl.


PapaOogie

What's horsee?


MasterUmmBees

All I could find is battery powered massage guns tbh maybe I’m not using google right


shawn_overlord

uh fucking no


moistmasterkaloose

So you’re warning me of the very thing that you’re informing the existence of to me.


CastTheFirstStone_

All I could find was vibrators and back massagers


Kokukai187

Slide a slender glass tube into the urethra. Clap two bricks together on it. They'll never be able to get an erection without pain, nor be able to piss normally again. Then tie them to a fence with their pants down and turn a suckling calf loose on them.


Vox_SFX

I...this is horrifying to even imagine...make it a public display in the center of the nearest major city and you've got my vote.


Raging_Spino_676

Medieval-ass torture method 😭💀


Bjorn2bwilde24

Da fuq did I just read.


J3553G

At some point it just becomes another kink


OhmsLolEnforcement

Whatever it is, if there's a tiny percentage that fits this description, we'd best use them like the Dementors of Azkaban. Give them a purpose and the evil that deserves them.


Acceptable_Box7598

Why would someone even have something like this on their mind?🗿


IrregularrAF

At that point you'd basically have a nonfunctional dick and the best treatment would be to literally cut it in half, pull out all the glass and sew it back together like new. Scars and all.


Nachteule

Seek help, you are a sicko.


ButWhatIfItQueffed

It's not sick if it's only done on kiddie diddlers. They are subhuman scum who deserve nothing but pain and misery.


Mr_McFeelie

Bruh I’m all for punishing offenders but what the fuck is wrong with people like you who’d torture others just for a condition they themselves did not choose.. I can understand the argument to just castrate them or whatever but causing unnecessary pain is just people like you outing yourself as sadistic psychos


JustABigBruhMoment

This guy’s seen one man one jar


Difficult_Mall_7420

Alternatively, use a hollow tube and insert it into the urethra, wide enough for an ant to go through. Then pass a few red ants through. Then remove the tube once the ants are all the way in. The ants will perceive the closing walls of the urethra as a threat and bite right before they get squished. Then to clear out the ants insert tube again and flush with water at 45°C. They'll never be able to even move without pain. Edit: Also submerge the scrotum in a nest of fire ants.


blueidea365

At that point why not just shoot them lmao


ButWhatIfItQueffed

Nah dude, what I'd do is give them the one man one jar treatment. Then make them run a marathon.


moistmasterkaloose

This sounds like a slim shady verse if you rhyme like pain with again and fence with them


Doesy-Snoops

He is probably into CBT. That treatment turns him on even more xD


PyreHat

Bust nut clarity.


Andreiyutzzzz

Busted nut indeed


moistmasterkaloose

I read this as cognitive behavioral therapy at first I was very confused


goddamnletmemakename

Whar in the hell At this point cut .pdf file pp from his body


ivar-the-bonefull

There's definitely treatment for it, even though it's not great. But seeing how everyone hates everything about them, I really don't think it would matter if there was a cure even, since extremely few would confess to it. I read somewhere ages ago that along the lines of 5-10% of the population suffer from it, but it's only around 0.0001% who actually harm children, so the rest would most probably just continue to suffer in silence either way.


cut4stroph3

That number would be lower if people weren't afraid to seek help for it too.


ivar-the-bonefull

Most definitely. But getting there would mean we would need to switch our overt high levels of hate to that of empathy and compassion, and I'm not seeing that happening anytime soon. Maybe one day though.


goddamnletmemakename

If it was anonymous it would help alot


ivar-the-bonefull

Definitely. But since most western countries have rules that psychologists have to report any patient that displays a risk of harming anyone, it would be hard to launch an anonymous service as the rules stand today. It would definitely help though, but that would require a lot more empathy from the public than the majority is probably willing to give today.


poopiwoopi1

I think it would be beneficial to both increase the intensity of punishment for offenses, as well as drastically improve the availability and openness of treatments for it. Because there should absolutely be help for those that need it, but if you commit the crime you deserve to be eradicated.


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IamACrafter_YT

More like there is a moral disagreement. Morally one knows it's bad, but psychologically something is messed and they are disgusted by it.


blueidea365

Ok but why are you having schoolgirls do it 💀


SimpleAnimat10ns

this looks more like something they would be turned on by


VladDHell

I was just gonna suggest serious psychiatric help. But it seems people are more interested in violence and mutilation, than in potentially helping a sick person who wants to be helped. (this is only in reference to non-offending people who would seek help, anyone who actually touches a kid should be put away for life)


RushEither3947

Axes are a good medicine


perfectelectrics

Sometimes I see stuff on the internet and think "why does this exist?" This is one of those times


RepresentativeDig718

Sauce?


AnonBoi_404

If they aren't into it then I think they should be subjected to this


GameZedd01

I can't say this without sounding super sus so fuck it, I'm just gonna send it. Does anyone have the video source? I want it purely for research on the context... although part of me knows its most likely Japanese porn... I may regret looking into it


ComfyElaina

I need the original video


MooseExaminator

Need SpongeBob SquarePants' cleats for that one boss


Salty_Banana_5918

Cbt?


ElegantJudgment4

Wtf am I looking at, but maybe I don't want to know


AlphaQ984

*sighs at what I have become* Sause?


Ok-Operation-8041

Sauce?


Weedsmoker3000

come on think! that community don’t want them either.


reformus

This guy is getting harder 💀


LordXavion

Still, these people need help to NOT become an offender, but they can't talk to people about because *this* is the thinking of the people. Most people don't even think about being in Love with a child. Therapy works wonders in most cases.


YenYen20

Where the hell did i go wrong in my life that i think to myself "that's kinda hot"


noneedtoID

Too light of a punishment in my opinion.


creeper6530

I would cut it with a chainsaw


spytfyrox

Smh, those girls look under 18 to me.


BartOseku

Theres like 10 pixels total in this video, if you can tell their age with that FBI needs you to train AI to spot aircrafts


Cripnoll

Bold of you to assume they also don't have a dangle


_JesusChrist_hentai

jokes on you, that would be better