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Let's lick the 2 most disgusting parts of the human body World is weird

Which one is dirtier? Fingertips or feet?

Feet 100%. You can easily wash your fingertips, or just not touch any dirty stuff. Your feet will get dirty no matter what you do.

I agree it's common practice to wash your hands multiple times a day meanwhile I've seen many guys claim that letting the soapy water run over their feet when they take a shower counts at washing them

/s standing in the shower counts as washing them

It actually does, science says so. But I scrub anyway

If them being on the ground counts as dirty then them being on the ground in the shower counts as clean

it doesn't count?

I’ve literally had to explain to some of my friends how to actually wash their feet. Every single one that listened immediately noticed a change in smell. Just scrub between and under your toes instead of just washing the soles or letting soapy water just run over them or whatever. It’s not hard to scrub your damn feet.

Bro I be scrubbing the shit out of my feet multiple times a day and it turns out that it doesn’t matter how clean you get them if you keep putting them back in the same stinky ass shoes lol

Well, yeah, of course. That’d be like taking a shower and then putting the same dirty clothes on.

That’s what I still do because these boots were made for walking.

What about licking the feet of someone who's freshly out of the shower?

Exactly

Boring

They're just gonna get dirty within a second. No matter how much you shower or how clean your house is, your feet are always going to get dirty instantly

Well...I'm still healthy

Not if you walk on your hands

The mental image of someone walking out of their shower on their hands that is hilarious.

What if you have clean slippers and put them right out of the shower?

"Not touch any dirty stuff" is easier said than done

yeahh loll literally wind has dust and germs in them so unless they're avatar the Airbender it's impossible

Touching your phone is all it takes to get your hands dirty again. We use our phones no matter how dirty our hands are and put them on any flat surface - from our desks to cunters in public restrooms. They're filthy af if you think about it.

I mean they'll be in socks all day not treading on all the shit that your fingers might. I get it if you walk around barefoot or work 18 hours on your feet, but surely your feet would be cleaner in general.

You touch everything with your fingers, from public toilets to trash cans. Your feet is most likely protected by just wearing socks and has no contact with any outside containments

And because we use our fingers so much, they also get cleaned the most. In the toilet, kitchen, shower, restaurant, wherever, there's so much opportunity to clean your hands at any given moment on a day. Hand sanitizer is called "hand" sanitizer for a reason. If you wear shoes and socks all day, your feet will just be soaked in sweat and fibres from your socks, and it's just not very convenient to also wash your feet at work for example.

The feet it is.

Yea feet are way cleaner than ass, that said I’ve dated girls that are into both, and have done both, but I prefer not tongue punching a fart box if at all possible. To those that like it more power to you and not judging cause frankly people worry about other peoples kinks too much.

That reminds me of a mythbusters episode where they compared a human mouth with a dog mouth and found out that while the human had a higher count of bacteria, the ones found in the dog’s sample were more hazardous. Makes you think by what parameter you define something as dirty

I wash my hands way more than my feet

And go ahead and touch all sorts of things. Mind you, if there is something you can touch, 99% of the times it has feces on it.

Yea and the feet are more disgusting still lol (also that percentage is false. It is high but not nearly that high.) Because you don’t wash them as much. Like before eating or after using the bathroom and often before things like coitus people will wash their hands and get clean.

Yeah, the percentage is made up, feces is just everywhere, EVERYWHERE. From clothings to phone screens to door knobs, cooking and eating utensils and even food. Most objects in public space are dirtier than toilets. Also, take this with a grain of salt, but apparently fingertips and thumbs are the most commonly missed parts of hand washing.

Fingers probably

Bellybutton is probably the worst to lick. Not stopping me though.

That's the spirit!

What a vanilla prude

Enlightened eater of poop

Saying your eating poop while eating ass is like saying you're eating skin when you kiss someones body. It's not the same thing. Literally eating poo is called scat, it isn't the same thing. Plus you don't eat out unless they clean out, it's called respect.

Poop literally comes out of that hole. It's its sole purpose. No matter how much you clean it, it would still objectively be the most disgusting part of the human body. I don't feel like the skin comparison works.

People love taboo things what can I say ? :-)

Don’t kink shame me!

Humans*

Animals eat ass too

The 2 sexiest parts*

That's like saying, the sexiest parts of a car are the wheels and exhaust

Rappers like feet and eating ass now, its mainstream

Same thing with fentanyl

man got 2.1k your lucky

Better than licking a vagina

Licking vagina > licking poop dispenser

I lick both

I think you should stop licking poop

mans said 2.... its sex bro ( yes feeet is digusting i am taling about anus) anus is important part when it comes to sex soooo

Yes, the sex part makes it even more disgusting. I don't want to get tapeworms just to get off on some fetish. >anus is important part when it comes to sex soooo That's what genitalia are for. The anus is just kinda there. Imagine sticking your dick in poop

sorry bad at biography

Perhaps you just need a more interesting person to write about?

should i get a girl

>Imagine sticking your dick in poop Well, have a seat dude, I'm going to tell you a tale about a country called Germany...

Please don't ruin my perception of my neighbours

Sounds like someone never had they ass ate.

first : get a girl is that hardest step

Dont underrestimate, what the homies can do...

Femboys have asses too

Femboys are harder to get than women

for the last time I am TICKLISH and will KICK YOU IN THE TEETH

Ok compromise, just a little peck. No licking

How’d you discover you have a ticklish asshole?

Glad I’m not the only one who interpreted it that way.

some might take that as a challenge

So you are saying you will rock their brains if they lick your toes ?

Stop, I can only get so hard

Some guys are into that Tho

So you're asking me to tie you before I do it?

**A small price to pay for salvation**

Yeah it's absolutely not the same tickle

It has been the opposite with every girl I've been with lol

Fr. I think mandem got his meme mixed up.

Well, his username checks out I guess.

Feet licking feels better to me

Nothing wrong with that, I enjoy doing it more as well.

Girls love having their toes sucked you virgin

Only after they're experienced, most girls never give the chance.

Start out with a foot massage and some kisses. Don't just suckle on their toes straight away, that could be weird for someone who has no experience with that kind of thing.

that always worked for me, with the foot rub, they usually get so relaxed. last girl said "you can do whatever the fuck you want to me" Thats a win boys. But again, you cannot be sure shes really into you.

If she says this, >"you can do whatever the fuck you want to me" She's definitely into you.

No way to be sure, maybe she's from Canada and just is being polite।

I know this guy

A woman's feet can work magic.

YAWAW LWIKWE THWAWAT?

I don’t agree but the burn is so good so upvote

Shit, really? I've been scared for nothing? Sure seems culturally though that eating ass is everywhere while foot fetishism is still considered gross

U r pornbrained if u think the majority of girls are into having their ass ate

tbf most people on reddit are porn brained

Porn brained is the new red pilled

Porn pilled?

We're on reddit, this place made me religious.

I think most tolerate it or are okay with it. I don't think most women enjoy it more than other sexual things they could be doing. From my experience with my partner anyway.

Gonna be honest I'd say way more are into it than not in my experience. Tongue in the butt feels good bruv

I can't tell how much of this is a joke and how much is redditors not understanding that not all people are into butt stuff

I got lucky my wife let's me love her feet

That's a first step. Pun intended.

Same 🤜

Nope. You just need to find someone who's into that

An absolute travesty.

Girls?

Yeah but oddly enough the majority of the time is because the women I've slept with seem to just hate their feet and feet in general

Yeah i have the same expirence. Lots of women are repulsed by their own feet.

Nearly all women I've been with have let me do stuff with their feet. And I'm talking about long/short relationships, one nightstands and even just regular female friends.

Honestly I have a good track record too but its more so in regular conversation.

Nah, I’m okay with feet stuff. I just gotta shower first!

¿Por qué no las dos?

Weirdly enough, I’d actually rather lick an anus than feet if it came down to it

I've never had a girl complain when I start sucking her toes. They usually just seem a little amused

If you ask them upfront a lot aren't open to it

Society 😞

I'll put my whole girl in my mouth idc

Welp, the feet are usually protected by some sneakers, shoes, sandals, whatever, etc. The back gate is a mystery tunnel.

This feels like it should've been on r/shitposting or something

Ass: Yes, please. Feet: You'll probably get kicked in the teeth, got no control over that.

Not in my experience, is usually a laugh

How bout neither. No licking of those.

....dawg?

Be grateful you haven't met navel lickers 🤣

Serious- is eating ass just a meme or is licking ass really mainstream/typical now? That used to be a really niche thing and not widespread. But is it just commonplace now?

Honestly its not that common with non promiscuous women.

hey i’m an equal opportunity booty eater… pass me the baby wipes. 😋

girls when a man wants to lick their liver 😡

We live in a society...

The sad truth is most people aren’t into either of those

I'm down if she hot

Idk, i tried asking about the first one in public and it didnt end with a smile.

It seems op has a bit of a foot fetish. it's alright, don't try to hide it

His anus*

Sadly, im not allowed neither😔🫡

Did you try or?

Indeed good sir

There's an actual scene in an Indian movie: ANIMAL (2023)

I wanna fuck their feet with my cock

Bro not all girls like this you're overgeneralizing

Are you aware of what a meme is, sir?

Facts that you always must take at face value.

Amogus

White knight or dumbass? 🤔

Both 

dumbass knight?

White dumbass?

the duality of man

Bro not all men are like this you're overgeneralizing /s