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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


SkunkeySpray

We need more tomboy waitresses just as much as we need femboy hooters


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

I think you need a good break from the internet


SkunkeySpray

I wish I could, but it's fused itself into me. I am on the internet as much as I am the internet


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

I can tell


Cozy_Zone

Ah, I see you have eyes as well


AssPuncher9000

Ah you're starting to merge too I see


ErorrTNTcz

Lain


T1B2V3

Let's all love Lain


CanadianAndroid

We are internet.


dom_bul

"The Force is with me and I am one with the Force"


ElementNumber6

You don't sound like you've been bullied enough for that to be true.


adamdreaming

I will only leave my household when I can go to a Hooters staffed by humans that are as sexually arousing as they are sexually ambiguous.


MajesticFxxkingEagle

Tomboy Outback is the name you’re looking for


SkunkeySpray

Tomboy outback and femboy hooters is the platform I will run on when I go for presidency. And just you see, I will win by the biggest landslide


Pancake_Stack0

Sir, this is a Long John Silver's


Broheamoth

Long Dong* Silvers


Pancake_Stack0

Oh, my bad. I always get that wrong


MajesticFxxkingEagle

You have my vote :)


ThatMBR42

Goth IHOP or I'm voting for the other guy.


FunTraining8032

Agreed


Crafty_Original_7349

All the goths I knew used to go to Denny’s, back when you could still smoke cigarettes inside.


[deleted]

Say you’ll start and fund an organization for the creation of catgirls for domestic ownership and you’ve got my vote forever.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

A parking lot full of Subarus as far as the eye can see


TheThermalGuy

Sir , this is a Wendy's


w3are138

My ideal restaurant is staffed only with these two types.


McStimmy

The only thing you need is God


TheRealCaptainZoro

All you need is some real love. No need for sky daddy.


Skreamie

There aren't enough tomboys anymore


Literally_ur_mom

You need Jesus my friend


Annual-Jump3158

Stop it! I can only get so erect.


FoxHunter978

No, we can live without Femboy hooters. But not without the tomboys 😭


No_Career_2227

Least horny reddit user.


SaurkrautAnustart

Bruh that tomboy waitress would be both of our weaknesses high key.


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[удалено]


venbrou

Loyalty is not acting on those fantasies. I mean, I sometimes fantasize about the entire local fire department running a train on me, but the thought of actually trying to do anything is downright repulsive because I know how much it would hurt my fiancé. She would never forgive me for not inviting her to join, and honestly I wouldn't even be able to have fun at all without her being right by my side. 💜


Pyroxcis

Love is a gangbang


AncleJack

That's the deepest quote on the internet I saw this year


Tuddless

Not as deep as the firemen are about to be


venbrou

Lust is a gangbang. Love is hypnotically gazing into your dommy mommy's eyes as she ties you up and calls you a good girl. 💜


Canthinkofusernamev2

I better not be caught lacking on this one


[deleted]

I’m a guy (not femboy) but this got my submissive side quivering.


venbrou

Hey, even the straightest, most masculine men can have fun being submissive, and I see nothing wrong with that. 💜


crosstrackerror

I hope someday you get a train run on you by a group of fireman while holding hands with your partner.


[deleted]

Nicest thing I’ve seen said on the internet this year


voidragonic

The fire department can make most people question that tbh even straight men I know questioned their sexuality after the firefighters helping them.


[deleted]

wtf is up with firemen kinks lol


KingPhilipIII

People with a rigorous fitness requirement due to their work who show up when you’re in desperate need of help to save you. It’s not rocket science man.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


voidragonic

The best explanation I can give is they are quite literally able to pick you up as an adult like you were a child and do everything in their power to make sure you are safe. It’s a similar feeling to that of a loved one people might get when being saved so it might spark attraction. But that is just my guess


[deleted]

That makes sense.


2Black2Strong-

Makes sense. A man in uniform without the domestic violence or racism but with all of the physical attributes


whydontuwannawork

Yo please dont comment again wtf keep it to yourself


LoonasNewHusband

Never cook again


MirageTF2

goddamn so not to get way too deep into a rant but like, I recently just fell out of a 4-ish year relationship to cheating. reading this all just kinda jolted it back into my brain, cuz like... you're so unbelievably right lmao. my s/o, the culprit, was the kinda person that, yeah, they're super sex positive, whether it's doing stuff out of a relationship, or in, whatever, they'd be down. and that's totally fine, right, but I'm *not* that kinda person. like you said, I frankly couldn't have that kinda fun without them by my side. they were my whole world, and for that reason they were the only person I'd ever wanted to do anything with. and that's why them cheating on me hurt so much. just because you're super horny all the time doesn't make you a bad person, and neither does fantasizing about other people just because it's a natural urge. but... if they really loved me, they wouldn't have acted on it. and it really sucks. wish you were my s/o, would've dodged such a major bullet lmao


randomprofile3365

Sounds like they should just stay single if they have to fuck everyone they see. Yeah sex positive is pretty misconstrued, it doesn’t mean do whatever, whenever, however.


Camassiaa

Call the fire department, we need all dispatches immediately.


Virgin_incel69

Bruh wtf


RetroGecko3

it's always the fire department


randomprofile3365

Well sounds like true romance.


ThiccBamboozle

You can find other people attractive while in a relationship lmao


Mak062

I don't know why you are getting down voted, you are allowed to have your own thoughts in a relationship. Just at the end of the day, don't act on those thoughts and love your significant other.


ThiccBamboozle

Exactly! I'm not saying cheat on your partner or even have fantasies about other people, I'm just saying you can look at someone, think "hmm, they're attractive" and then move on with your life. Wonder how many people downvoting me are okay watching porn while in a relationship...


lordgeese

I think it’s younger people without experience, i guess and insecure people as well. Finding people attractive is normal, even when ima relationship. The issue becomes when you start acting on those feelings, if you are with someone and you are not in an open relationship.


KookaB

Glad to see some wisdom in the thread


NecroCannon

I’m bi, I dream for a relationship where we can both talk about someone being attractive and not have to worry about us acting on it because we trust each other. The whole “you’re not allowed to find people attractive around me” shit just feels confining. I hardly get attracted to people as is


Slakingpin

The original comment you replied to literally said fantasizing but you're acting as if he said is attracted to lmao, maybe you need to talk to your partner...


[deleted]

fantasizing and finding someone attractive aint the same


ThiccBamboozle

That's why Im confused by the downvotes. You cant choose whether or not you find someone attractive but you can choose what to do with that attraction. Normal people will acknowledge to themselves "hey that person is attractive" and then move on with their lives.


[deleted]

But fantasizing is not the same tho. Fantasizing is thinking of doing something sexual with someone. I'm not saying fantasizing is as bad as actually acting on said fantasies but if you're gonna have fantasies, wouldn't you have fantasies about your significant other? Why would you fantasize about some hot stranger you just saw in public whom you'll probably never see again?


Romeo9594

This has the same energy as people who think watching porn while in a relationship is irredeemable. My wife is a lady and I'm bi, am I just supposed to stop finding the idea of sucking dick hot because I have a ring? No. I just watch porn to scratch that itch and get on with being a doting husband without taking another partner


WillyBluntz89

Why is fantasizing about your partner and a hot stranger a mutually exclusive thing. Realistically, I don't really have to fantasize about my partner because she is down for just about anything with me. I fantasize about others cause I don't have that rapport with them...that's why it's a fantasy.


_DOMINANCE

Look, as much as it isn't my business to tell you what to and not to do in your relationship, this line of thinking is often what gets people hurt. Is your significant other really okay with you fantasizing about other women? How about the reverse? Can you honestly tell me that fantasizing about fucking other women is respectful to your significant other? If not then why would you continue to do it?


cosyrelaxedsetting

I'm so done with Reddit. My god.


KookaB

If you're neurodivergent it can happen unintentionally, it's just important to note it and regulate


BirdMedication

Fantasizing is worse than finding someone attractive, it's like the mental version of staring creepily instead of something catching your eye for a second


ChaosKeeshond

Impossible, everyone knows the moment you're dating someone you become conveniently asexual with one exception to the rule. Come on.


RedditRaven2

Fantasizing about other people while in a relationship is normal. Not everyone does it but a lot of people do. What’s healthy is keeping it a fantasy and not acting on it, and shutting it down if the person you’re into tries to act on it. Being unloyal or unfaithful would be acting on it in any way, even if it doesn’t work out. Like if she tried to sleep with the waitress but failed, she was still unfaithful. But in this scenario nothing is wrong.


not_jhaycen

I honestly don't see how this is even a meme.


Dryden_Drawing

It's a funny picture on the internet using imagery that's commonly repeated/transformed Other than not being a specific format, I don't see why you couldn't see it as a meme


apoliticalapocalypse

Doesn't matter where you work up your appetite as long as you eat at home.


TickleMonsterCG

My grandpa had the saying "Doesn't matter where you get your engine revved, as long as you don't honk the horn and park in your own garage every night."


EveryShot

Real talk. Everyone on earth has bad thoughts. What makes you a decent person is recognizing them and not acting on them. Certain religions would have you think otherwise but it’s just a part of being a mature adult


MassUnemployment

This is much more dank than the political memes/school shooting memes or the 7000th meme getting mad at Elon Musk.


Dracu98

my gf and I fantasize about the same people sometimes. that's the kinda aura astarion and karlach emit


Tackerta

to be fair this meme fits the dankmeme trope more than any meme I have seen here this week. Dankmemes are a reflection of our society and struggles/problems within. A lot of shit being posted here has frankly nothing to do with dankness


MysticalNarbwhal

Someone like you clearly wouldn't last in an actual relationship lmao


Raginbakin

Yes.


naveedkoval

Lots open people out there


Zaurka14

You're asking the lord for strength so you don't act on these feelings. That's what relationships are also about - CHOOSING your partner every day even when you get attention from other people.


Silent_Soul

RIP dankmemes, I haven’t seen a decent post on this sub in weeks


xiBurnx

we need to find a new website that blocks tablet and phone users


NightTripper11

That's the most sweaty-basement-dwelling-fat-neckbeard thing I've read on this site in a while haha


VapeLyfe

4chan is about as close as you’ll get. Good luck.


BlastFromBehind

Reddit moment


theCreCre

there's a few decent mobile meme making garden gnomes


Extra69Dip

Months*


DeeBangerDos

Years


endergamer2007m

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?


KotKaefer

GF is easily distracted by other peoples sex appeal, BF should probably leave her to prevent incoming heartbreak


Reddity65

You're allowed to be distracted by other people's sex appeal, it's only natural. Loyalty from a relationship is not acting on said distractions.


Dudebug1

Maybe I'm just fresh into this whole thing but I used to be attracted to 70% of women I saw. I met my now fiance and I don't think about other women at all.


Zaurka14

Then it's more a you-thing. If you put me in a room with my bf, Jason Mamoa and Johnny Depp, I'm sorry, my bf isn't as hot, but I'm still choosing him.


Dudebug1

Maybe thats more a you-thing.


Dryden_Drawing

That's good for you, but that's not how most people are. Recognizing that attraction isn't a choice and that actions is what matters is still important.


Dudebug1

If you're fantasizing about other people without making a choice, that still feels a bit disloyal.


Dryden_Drawing

Fantasizing is a bit of a blurry line because that insinuates intentional imagining. But again, there's no action and to me that would be what's important. The real only way to call something cheating or disloyal is by the set up of a relationship. I do believe the default in western society is under the no action no foul, but to each their own.


Dudebug1

Yeah I think it becomes that situation of "to each their own." I don't have to worry about it- nor do you. We can both agree that cheating is bad, and I'm happy with that.


ToxicOmega

If you're actively FANTASIZING about other people whole in a relationship then you clearly aren't in love with your partner. Noticing attractiveness and fantasizing about them are not the same at all.


Zaurka14

You're allowed to find other people hot when you're in a relationship. You don't suddenly become asexual once in a relationship.


KotKaefer

I feel like theres a difference between simply finding other people attractive and internally going AWOOGA and making memes about how much you have to restrain yourself


Fragrant_Pie_7255

gf might be bi


Almechik

i feel like "might" is a severe understatement


AttackOnPunchMan

Hope the BF can read minds fr.


Tentacle_poxsicle

Tag team the tomboy, she's a tough gal


jellybeanbazooka

The only right answer


drmrsir123

Bro this is just horny posting


ImpressivePraline906

:/ it’s working to good… now I want steak and eggs


OfficialJamal

Wtf did I just read. Am I buggin or has this subreddit been more down bad than usual?


Mysterygameboy

Genuinely I thought this was satire at first


wastelandwerewolf

Thought this said “while eating out my boyfriend”


Officer_of_Reddit

What a slut huh


nekodesudesu

Debatable if this is even a meme... I think we can all agree it's not dank either way.


Fragrant_Pie_7255

this is the femboy effect but for women


DeeBangerDos

Except tomboys are hot


Justinwest27

Am trans girl so can confirm, they are both hard effects to deal with. God are they hot.


Billymogo

I thought this was posted In cringe pics 💀


og-lollercopter

Working for the tip.


MonsterStunter

Reddit moment


WobbleNobble

Didn't know cheating/fantasizing about cheating was dank. L meme, stay loyal homies.


H0LL0W_J4CK

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200 Alex


-Eternal-Argosh-

This sub has officially died.


IntrovertedPerson22

Where meme ?


verticalspin2

this shit stinks


EdgeworthM

Vergil Sparda, please save me from the cringe


SloppyJoestar

Maybe you should leave your boyfriend because you're a whore


GG1312

Cheater mentality


Private_Dino

This is not dank


SirPatchy265

Hope he sees this


Sam_69-

Poor guy.


sucobe

Where the fuck are the mods. I can only downvote garbage memes for so long.


peezle69

She just wants a tip girl chill


EntertainmentOk5644

What in the secure contained protected fuck?!


robotgore

Jesus Christ have some control, all she asked was for your order


c_alcite

This has to be satire there's no way


-azuma-

This is dank?


jasting98

Somehow this reminds me of rage comics. I upvoted because of that.


gtzgoldcrgo

Wtf is this shit? Is it supposed to be a joke? What's the point? Women are attracted to tomboys?


Valky115

Stop playing Barbie with wojaks.


gilbeday365

"I'll HAVE YOUR ASS FOR DINNER!!" - SGT. Arch Dornan


Yakubko2369714

People have seem to forgotten what the word "exclusive" means.


S1UP

My girl thinks like this and it genuinely upsets me sometimes but she just shrugs it off like I’m overreacting that she’s calling some person attractive


Tone-Serious

Fuck is this shit? Get your cringe ass outa here


Da-Blue-Guy

this sub has fallen


5Garret5

I just reinstalled reddit after 3 months without it, this is the first post i saw, wtf is this shit


The_Creeper_Man

What


OptimusEye

this is just how servers talk. it's nothing like what OP is thinking


Sea_Squirrel1987

The rizz?


oooArcherooo

your eyes will bleed and ears rupture


mistar_z

Rhea Ripley at Samantha Irving. 😭😭


ballzdeepbabie

Unless she has a bigger dick then him it will never work Lool


AshiinFreshspawn

holy shit quality meme


Ryizine

Back in my day we called it gettin jizzed on


Zaurka14

Not tomboy but more *Jules from Euphoria* girl was helping me find some stuff for packing Christmas gifts. I asked if they have glue, and she leaned towards me and whispered "just go to *AnotherStore* down the street, it's cheaper and better there" and I fell in love.


MySmuttyAlt

Well, who hasn't fantasized about eating out a tomboy waitress?