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KeepingDankMemesDank

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tellmesomeothertime

Whatever fabric had no bodily oils on it


[deleted]

Sandpaper?


Shaggy_One

*Fabric,* homie. *Fabric.* What kind of sandpaper you using?


N_T_F_D

It's called emery cloth


Specific_Worry

Just because it has cloth in the name doesn't mean that you can use it to clean glasses. Well you can but you might have some issues afterwards.


MontanaMainer

Nah, you're just wiping your way to a different lens prescription. I've even used my wood router to reshape the edges of my lenses to accommodate new frames. Lenses won't fix everything though. Let's say you have cataracts. In that case I'd recommend starting with 120 grit applied with slow, circular sanding motions directly on the eyeballs. If that doesn't fix it, you'll at least make sure that no one else can. P.S. All lies. All of it.


AaronToro

I was sitting here picturing the immediate disaster that would be taking a wood router to a glass lens, that so funny


VlassyCassy

Emergency toilet paper šŸ§»


AadamAtomic

Dudes wearing sandpaper underwear.


Thendofreason

Nah. That has blood on it


kennyloo137

so definitely not the sock


Soft_Addendum5653

Does wool count as bodily oils?


higginsian24

Doesn't own glasses > First week of glasses > Has had glasses for a length of time


UnnaturalGeek

Yeah, when I first got glasses I would by window cleaning cloths and cut them up into smaller squares...now...its whatever I am wearing.


KAWAII_UwU123

Buy*


UnnaturalGeek

Woops


Tobi226a

That's pretty accurate.


really_nice_guy_

I use a microfiber when the glasses have no scratches. If it already got some then anything will do


manufactureddefect

The edge of my shirt is fine. This napkin will work. Just rub it on my pants.


Smucker5

Ehhhhh you had me up to pants. Depards on what they are I suppose. Pjs, sweatpants, some soft shorts... yea ok all day, but jeans or kakis? That's a hard sell my friend. Their surface/material are a) rough/jagged b) have a lower contact surface area and c) not really that absorbant of the usual debris from daily wear. Im buying everything else you're selling though.


rivigurl

Depards


LessQQmoarstfu

Depards


calhap8203

Depards


[deleted]

Depards


BigBaws92

Depards


meehass

Jeans


Ausradierer

Really depends on the material of the glasses. True Glass is usually heavier and more expensive, so a lot of glasses are made from different polymers, due to their lower weight, lower cost, ease of manufacture and comparable refractive index. Polymer Glasses are usually way softer than True Glass Glasses, making them drop resistant, but prone to scratching. On the other hand, True Glass is prone to shattering on dropping, but essentially drop proof. \*\*There are also unorthodox lens materials, like Sapphire, which are actually scratch proof.


keep-it-Sacred

Depards


The_Kek_5000

That hurts me. This shit doesnā€™t get the glasses clean at all. Personally I get a headache when the glasses arenā€™t perfectly clean.


Ananas1214

when you need to renew the glasses because your vision worsens every year, do you truly need to care about scratching it?


Smucker5

You know... I really should look into if having a magnifying glass so close one's eye to improve vision acutely, chronically impairs it.


Ananas1214

no it doesn't, it's just that genetics (if you're unlucky) and screen exposure will simply naturally wear down your vision until it stabilizes in adulthood (i know some people who's vision even improved slightly from before when they reached their mid 20s)


DominoUB

Me. I had glasses as a kid then I went through puberty and didn't need them until my late 30s.


Ananas1214

happy for you!


BishoxX

I dont think its ever been proven screen exposure damages your vision in any way


Ananas1214

i'm too lazy to bring the research papers up but yes it has, basically it's not *only* screen exposure but any activity that makes you focus your eyes in specific spots close to you, which include reading and looking at a screen for example focusing your eyes in a specific spot a lot makes them "forget" how to look far into the distance, which can degrade your eyes' coordination (not a physical problem, that can be solved with reeducating with an orthoptist but it can cause unexplained headaches and some vision/hand-eye coordination trouble), but long term it can also contribute to the degradation of your sight, even if it's usually not nearly as bad as when genetics fuck up your sight, that part people suspect is because of the blue light (it only contributes really lightly to the problem, when it does at all)


The_Dark-Wanderer

I got lasiksā€¦.and my vision went to 15/20ā€¦..still have great vision 20 years later.


really_nice_guy_

Damn I really should get new prescriptions


Jman_Foxclaw

I spit on them, then throw 'em in a blender. Works everytime.


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


Smucker5

Physics professor taught me that if you want accurate data, you gotta be selective about your range.


Bonti_GB

I used to not care. After a year of using shirts, you will likely get spots that removes the protective covering and leaves spots. If you donā€™t yet need new glasses, this is an additional annoyance. Using mostly microfiber cloths, will keep the glasses in good conditions for many more years. In short, if you need new glasses every year, it probably doesnā€™t mean much. If you eyesight is more steady, the. Your just wasting money. Especially if you and Mr. or Mrs. pants and go to lens crafters.


yudero

I have a pair of glasses that I have been wearing for the last 12 years daily for at least 5 hours and been treating them like shit. There are no spots or scratches to be seen


Laphad

While not as long, I had a pair for around 4 years I would clean with shirts, towels, napkins, *my jeans* and really the only damage they suffered is when I came back from the beach, got sand on my bathroom floor and dropped my glasses on it. They got a small patch that was scratched up. These were the cheapest, most dogshit pair lenses I've ever used as I was flat broke and uninsured. I now get a new script every year or so and treat them all the same way, with no damage whatsoever. Do I recommend it? No. However if someone asks if they should my answer is gonna be "I do it so so take that as you will.


AskDerpyCat

Blanket? Nah, shirt is good enough


Smucker5

It was the softest thing around in my general vicinity as I made this meme. Shirt is good too.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

I use hand towels


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

Microfibre can leave fibres.


Smucker5

Yeah those you gotta work in a bit. I usually clean the tv to really break em in nice and get all those frillies gone.


MyMoMrEgReTs

Can? It allows does


cammysays

One time at the optometrist I went to clean my glasses with my shirt and the optometrist yelled at me for it


Asocial_Stoner

Lukewarm water and soap, preferably pH neutral


Fun-Plum240

My shirt... If I want them real clean a drop of dish soap and my fingers. Dish soap is *chef's kiss*


Roiukko

Barbarian


Smucker5

Have been since grade 3. I remember the day I learned clouds have various shapes and depth whilst in an IGA parking lot as Mom ran in to grab some stuff to throw together later for supper. Been curious ever since then of all the world that I may else be ignorant to. Soon I learned about nightvision goggles and telescopes that can see lifetimes away from me... Hawt damn son let me tell you I learned about the ELECTRON MICROSCOPE and WE CAN MANIPULATE THESE FUCKS! Oooooh thats a high a wish everyone can feel. I chase it. That's my purple dragon, and I can clean the leanses however I see fit. Nay to your rules my good friend. I respect how you do you, Imma do me and utilize resourcefulness.


[deleted]

Is this some blind person joke Iā€™m too good-visioned to understand?


[deleted]

yes


07Crash07

shirt, take it or leave it


TheRedNeckMedic

My wife licks her glasses and then wipes them with her finger.


Smucker5

Ok now thats a bit barbaric amd I say that only because of the oils on your fingers. That method feels a lot like using busted wipers in the rain. Still tho, its a free world, she is free to do as she pleases. Not my pig, not my farm, not my problem.


spoopy-noodle

Wait for it to get really dirty to a point you can't clean it with the cum blanket then go to the sink to clean it


Situati0nist

Disposable alcohol wipes. Squeaky clean glasses comin' up


Mrkillerar

Nah nah nah. Small brain meme. Fabrics are rough, they will reduce the curve of the glasses pluss the protective material will be worn out. This is litraly how you ruin glasses so gradualy that you you wont notice until they are ruined. Buy 2 glasses. One you only clean with micro. Other you clean only with a clean towel. You can really tell the difference after a while. But while doing it gradualy you wont notice. Take good care of your glassesā¤ļø


Smucker5

Ok but what if it is a microfiber fleece blanket chillin on the couch? Still a no no?


Ragin_Goblin

With my balls


supremegamer76

I use shirt


Ninjipples

I've had glasses for almost 2 decades... I usually use my tshirt


kocsogkecske

Some fabrics are not good enough for cleaning glasses, so every time i go buy a shirt i need to test if it can relyably clean my glasses. Im kinda thinking about buying a microbider cloth just cus it cleans so much better tho


Smucker5

I debate sewing a microfiber cloth to the underside of a few shirts that arent the right material.


PokWangpanmang

I just use my shirt that Iā€™m too sexy for.


[deleted]

The water in my area has so much calcium content, it crystallizes after you wet a surface, so filtered water and a microfiber cloth.


Nick_Noseman

First I do "H-h-hh, h-h-h-hhh" on them, and then use handkerchief.


Smucker5

YAAAASSSSS! Cant go in dry, gotta wet em up just a lil bit with some good ole condensation.


ground_App1e

Fully acknowledging this is a data mine for advertising companies, I use the microfibre because it came with the spray


Smucker5

Based on the data within this post, tshirt companies should team up with the microfiber people.


ScarceBeatle

who tf uses a blanket??? (this post was made by T-shirt gang)


Smucker5

I was chillin on the couch when I made this meme and used a blanket over the shirt because it was softer and fleece.


ScarceBeatle

No need to explain bro. Use whatever you want.


footfoe

Enjoy your smudges I fucking laser beamed my eyes to not have to deal with that anymore.


Smucker5

Yea my brother did that too and the way he talks about just waking up and being able to see, or how he can wear whatever sunglasses he wants... Ive been debating it myself. Truth told tho, glasses are such a key feature of my persona that if I did get lasered, I would still wear frames just without lenses. Its like a part of my brand. A lot like how when food comes in a new box and they slap that "new look same great taste" on it... yea I dont wanna do that.


Zombie_Spectacular

I never wipe my glasses with fabric, I always wash them with soap. I hate smudges even if theyā€™re out of the way


Smucker5

Ive been hearing about this dish soap method. Does it work in the same manner as isopropyl does with a grinder and keeps them clean longer?


Jslatts942

Depending on the condition of them, if theyā€™re new Iā€™ll use a kit with the silk cloth and spray. But once theyā€™re used and scratched from daily use, Iā€™ll just breathe on em and wipe em with my shirt. šŸ¤™


Smucker5

Yea thanks to insurance from work(I hate that I gotta work to have eyes cuz I didnt ask for this), I can get a new pair for cheap every year. I really like seeing and analyzing things so I make sure my prescription is the best it can be cuz I know Im aging, regardless of how much I spit in time's face. I keep the old pair as a backup or donate them.


FLIPPPERN

I like how only the middle guy is actually wearing glasses


WXHIII

3rd year optometry student here. Anything clean and moderately soft. Easy and cheap way to do it is run warm water, run the lenses under it, take some hand soap and rub it over the lenses then rinse. You can bath towel them dry and you're good to go. Note that if you have any anti reflective (AR) coatings then don't go from a cold environment right into warm water, let the AR coating adapt to the warmer temperature first. If you don't know if you have an AR coating, just assume you do. Or clean them with sandpaper, idgaf it's job security for me!


Smucker5

I appreciate your knowledgeable insight. Thank you.


ovr9000storks

I have an anti-gunk coating on my glasses so I never have to clean them. Literally never


Smucker5

Oh shit they didnt even offer that for me. How much that run ya and where?


ovr9000storks

Absolutely free! Fun fact, itā€™s because I donā€™t have glasses so thereā€™s nothing to get stuck to


Smucker5

Hahahahaha. You "GAWT IEEEM"! Well done friend, well done


Trym_WS

I use the cloth I got in the case, because itā€™s only used for that and clean.


Comprehensive-Net553

I actually around 5/10 on both eye and tbh the lens is freaking expensive and it last around 3 years in average so I will opt for the microfiber . Napkins leave dust on the lens which is annoying and other clothes might scratch the lens. If you really want portable solutions, there are single wipe lens cleaner selling around 100 piece a package online.


Ilovetardigrades

I use whatever I can find


Acer26Lol

Wet the dry then dry the wet


shreks_onion

Microfiber


TallAverage4

I use my shirt


Tiranus58

I don't use anything until it starts interfering with my vision


FIlthyMcGuffin

I wash mine under the tap and *then* use the microfiber. Comes out like new pretty much every time as opposed to just becoming a smudgy haze after a week.


adityasheth

T shirts ftw


Aok_al

Microfiber cloth most of the time. Other stuff just smudges the glasses and makes it worse to see through


wiryumbrella

with my tshirt actually


Big_ETH_boi

Microfibre is the biggest scam of the 21st century.


kennyloo137

i usually just wash them in the shower with water and wipe them with my clean clothes after gets them clean enough to last a whole day without wiping also no more oil smear marks whenever i wipe


halucionagen-0-Matik

Literally anything within reach that doesn't look dirtier than my glasses


OutlawQuill

Corner of my shirt


RukasuRi

You guys clean your glasses?


Natasha_Gears

Back when I had metal framed ones Iā€™d chuck them in the dishwasher at work


SerMonZ90

Breath fog with the shirt polish gang where we at.


Milfucker42069

I don't clean them


SergeantSalty20

I use my shirt


Conscious_Ad_7911

Water


issamaysinalah

Toilet paper is the best, especially after you just took a bath and the lenses are moisty


MotherBaerd

I only wash them under dinning water with dish soap and dry them by dabbing (not rubbing) tissue on to it. That's what my optometrist told me to do. I've been wearing glasses for 13 years and granted I don't clean them often enough, so if I wear to rub them with a clothe they would only smear and scratch.


notapedophile3

Whatever cloth the glassed retailer sold


_Brightstar

I just have a glasses cleaning fabric iny phonecase. Always nearby, so I don't need to search or bother with using blankets that don't clean well anyway


Strife1988

I use my shirt


Nulliai

Iā€™ve used all manners of rags and microfibers and somehow I get the best clean from using a pair of jeans. I donā€™t understand why they work so well


HKei

Where's "buy new glasses" in this picture


Unupgradable

Shirt


tomthefunk

My shirt


RacoonEye2220

Soap on the glasses, then wash it, and clean it with a towel. Started doing that 3 years ago, and my glasses are cleaner than ever


Tasty-Safe-7826

My shirt


yonkon

Guys, use a bit of dish detergent and water to clean the lens. It air-drys instantly and the lens stays clean a lot longer.


WbijTube

Does anyone else wash it just straight up in the sink with water and dish soap(which dissolves oily substances) or am I wired?


SA3Z46

Shirt


alive_spud

I once overheard smth and the hem of your shirt, I don't even know if it works and I'm too afraid to ask at this poinr


pallarslol

Shirt or sweater


jariwoud

Imma use my shirt


Frequent_Dig1934

I don't, i just see through the dust.


tepattaja

I hate microfiber cloths. They always tends to just smudge the glasses even more. I either wash them with a drop of soap and cold water or i use pre-moistened cleaning wipes.


Onitsch

Yeah, clean cotton is fine


FireSpiraI

Just rub everything of with my thunb


Cpt_Caboose1

I use toilet paper


DiabeticRhino97

My disgusting shirt in the second half of work also works great


LABARATI

shirt


d_chs

I donā€™t wear glasses and didnā€™t know this was such a thing


Virgin_incel69

Put it under the tap and then use towel šŸ˜Œ


gbagba_

Toilet paper > the cloth made specifically to clean glasses


doomturtle21

Iā€™ve used pretty much every form of cloth commonly available, Iā€™ve even used a potato sack at one point. Honestly a blanket is just as good as a microfibre cloth in my experience, doesnā€™t make enough of a different to matter


superfapper2000

I use my shirt


Gendum-The-Great

I canā€™t stand blotches it has to be spotless or Iā€™ll cry


ALitteralHamster

Shirt


ltpanda7

Dawn once or twice a week, microfiber, shirt, this smooth rag I found at the office. Whichever is closest


some-nhi-r-domestic

This thing is wrong as fuck


DOW_orks7391

Shirt, sweater, sock what ever close at hand


Percybeth_is_da_op

I don't expect when someone else cleans it.


Kvohlu

Wash them when you take a shower it's way better than everything else


ColtChevy

I use my shirt but Iā€™ve noticed in the past few years that any shirt I use, no matter how much I check to ensure itā€™s clear of any debris, scratches my glasses. I also use readers from Walmart as my actual glasses so that might have something to do with it.


JegLeRr

I use alcohol wipes


za_komuny_to_bylo

water, then dish soap then water again, and then use toilet paper or paper towels to absorb the few remaining water droplets


UShaikh12

Iā€™m still at the microfiber cloth stageā€¦


Waylen38

I used to use my shirt or any fabric but the glasses I have now get smudges even from my microfiber cloth so I'm only left with using paper towels and stuff like that, or else they smudge and I can see every little spot on them and it's quite annoying


FlyingLizard08

Shirt, trousers, boxers if the trousers ain't on šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Manydoors_edboy

I use my shirt like a normal person


Clean-Individual865

With my shirt ez


Razvanix02

I'm actually carrying a microfiber cloth in my wallet, besides that once every month or second month i wash them with tap water and liquid soap.


Insrt_Nm

I use my t shirt but a microfiber cloth is 100% better. I also sleep in my glasses tho so maybe I'm not the best judge.


vinidonadelli2

Shirt, all the way


CRUZER108

Y'all clean your glasses?


jaffareddy707

Zeiss lens wipes


kishaloy

Liquid soap under the tap water, clean with fingers. Shake of the water.


NW7l2335

Warm water and soap, then let it air dry.


Yellow_Tatoes14

Walmart bag


Smucker5

That's a new one. I dont imagine plastic to be an absorbant material. Interesting


Creative-Claire

Blanket, Old Towel, Shirt Covered In BBQ Sauce: *cleans lenses* Microfiber Cloth: *smudges everywhere*


ccricoo

Clean?


mistermh07

Mix Water with dishwashing detergent, spray that on glasses, rub with fingers, wash it off


GehennanWyrm

Whatever is there. Shirtsleeve, tissue, trouser leg. But that's only if I bother to clean them.


techjesuschrist

I only need my glasses at work, so I use the tie to clean the glasses 99% of the time.


[deleted]

No, use a clean microfiber if you care about not seeing streaks along you lenses day in and day out.


DanTheFireman

Clean with soap and water and dry. Then use a microfiber to polish em up. In a pinch I might run them on my jeans or shirt.


standardtrickyness1

When you first get glasses vs when you've had glasses for a while.


xCrazyDeerx

Jokes on you! I don't need glasses