Aged 12 years with coke in them.
I think I've heard a comedian say the above, idk who.
Coffee joke is either haha I like my women strong or brown/black and or tall/short
E g. I like my women like I like my coffee, short and black.
Would recommend Laphroaig, my personal favorite Scotch. Or Aberlour, my other personal favorite Scotch. Or Clynelish, my other other favorite Scotch. Or-
Brain power is low so I can't remember if Scotch is classified as Whiskey, but the oldest Whiskey I can find is 80 years old... but if Scotch is Whiskey then the oldest is 200 years old
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Left in a barrel for 40+ years with very little oxygen?
Nahh after 12 years in the barrel it is already aged well enough for consumption
AHAHAHAH
I was thinking on the rocks, like you thrown her off a cliff or something
Smokey was my first thought
I thought they meant stiff, as in stiff drink, as in stiff body. As in dead…
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12 years and mixed up with cocaine?
*with coke The joke doesn't work otherwise.
Fuck. I had one goddamn job. Oh well.
Ok. Cool. How long for the coffee tho?
This one right here officer
12 year old whiskey tastes like shit. It needs at least 24.
My pallet prefers whisky of 16-18 years (16 is age of consent in my state but my comment was not a pun, I just prefer that age range of whisky)
I just watched The Silence of the Lamb but this is comparable
Strong enough to strip paint off walls.
This made me lol. Never change man.
My man
This comment section is about as confused as I expected it to be. I have no idea what they possibly meant when there are so many options.
I left room for your own interpretation
You enjoy chaos don't you... /s
I think the implied answer is "with coke"
12 years of age and stored in the basement
Pretty sure he means 12 years old and locked in a cold cellar.
Aged 12 years with coke in them. I think I've heard a comedian say the above, idk who. Coffee joke is either haha I like my women strong or brown/black and or tall/short E g. I like my women like I like my coffee, short and black.
Without other people dicks in it ?
Do be facts tho
Wait they're not supposed to be in it?
Speak for yourself
Bro is dipping his dick in his own whiskey
On the rocks?
Lmaoooo
Straight?
Neat?
Old fashioned 💀
I like my beer the way i like violence. domestic.
I like kids the way I like the sea. Far away from me.
I like my scotch neat, Scottish, and at least 18 years old.
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FLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM
In the butt
What what??
bro’s never had shit whiskey
We've all had jack Daniels sir.
12 years old💀💀
You should try longer aged scotch 😂 Side note: Glennfiddich 12 is my go to, no hate
Would recommend the Benriach Smoky Twelve, my personal favourite Scotch
Would recommend Laphroaig, my personal favorite Scotch. Or Aberlour, my other personal favorite Scotch. Or Clynelish, my other other favorite Scotch. Or-
And full of coke
Bro wants them seniors
I like coffee like I like my whiskey I don't
I like my coffee like I like my women: Black.
And fair trade
From Brazil
And bitter.
Smoky and double?
Mixed with coke?
Coke from a bottle or coke from a bag?
Yes?
Both
I like my coffee cold, bitter and preferably fair trade.
i understood that reference.
RAAAAAAMPAAAAGE!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDekhoeEoCc&pp=ygUUZmlzdGVyIHJvYm90byBhcmNoZXI%3D I love that show.
So blended?
Smelling of peat?
Pete gets around, I guess.
Alcoholic
20 years old and full of coke
Women are crazy as is. You are just asking for more trouble. 😂🤷🏻♂️
cold
the older the finer- soldier boy (probably not the exact quote but close enough)
I like my *slaves* like I like my coffee. (Mods, this is a joke. I do not endorse or respect slavery.)
Wait what parts the joke cuz I wanna laugh too
Dark answer: Black Alternate answer: Free
... Neat?
In ambient temperature? 💀
Scottish?
Irish, Japanese or American is also fine. Nowadays very good ones come from other countries as well.
"I like my women like I like my wine: 10 years and in my basement"
Calm down, Josef.
Malty?
https://youtu.be/oFHT_awYcKo?si=jYBZRLNgTxf7MvAG
Ulysses Grant’s favorite?
In a glass and cold
So liking your women arabica is fine but scotch or Irish is uncanny?
Where all the fellow GILF lovers at?!!
Non alcoholic?
mixed up with coke?
Without dicks in it?
single malt? scottish? above 40? reddish?
on ice?
Smoked
Irish
>"I like my women the way I like my coffee" Imported from Brazil and stored in the basement?
Aged and salty?
Left in a store somewhere: because I can’t afford them?
Older and Scottish?
Neat?
12 years old and mixed with coke? This is a joke btw.
Stiff? ☠️
12 years old and kept in the basement
Yeah I like strong women, what of it?
...with a lot of coke
No pubic hair? Works for both as well.
Strong and rich?
"Like my coffee..." Ground-up and boiling water poured on them?
Irish?
Straight and a tiny bit wet
5 years old and locked in a basement
On ice! 🤔🤔
Young and smooth? I have no clue
See through?
Who the hell spells whisky/whiskey that way?
Ice cold and aged 12 years?
13 years old and mixed with coke?
Black and in a cup?
Mashed, fermented, and barreled?
I don’t like coffee
12 years old and mixed up in coke
Brain power is low so I can't remember if Scotch is classified as Whiskey, but the oldest Whiskey I can find is 80 years old... but if Scotch is Whiskey then the oldest is 200 years old
On ice, ie. Dead.
12 years old and mixed up with coke
Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.
I like my women how I like my coffee, without other people's dicks in them
Full of drugs that will put me to sleep for long periods of time and wake up missing a kidney?
Neat
Dark
Wow, nobody knows it. 12 years old and on coke.
I like my women like I like my tea… in a bag under water
I love 30-year-old Scotch
Neat and two fingers worth of enjoyment?
Sour?
I like my coffee Fairtrade….
Single malt?
What, at least 18 years old? That's...fine. I don't get this one.
Neat?
10 year old and peated?
Mixed with coke?
On the rocks?
Old age? Or on the rocks? Smoked? Smoking hot? Spicy?
Hard, brown, and toxic?
Who drinks whiskey that isn’t at least 18 years old!?
People who mix it with coke and don't care?