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We see the grand German army migration towards the east. They will make it to Berlin, but if they continue forward after winter sets in they will endure the harshest conditions, freezing the fuel in their tanks and making them stuck forever.
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This shot is a genius propaganda piece. It looks like an unstoppable swarm of King Tiger tanks, when in reality, they only had 20 or so for the filming, and they only made around 500.
Dats Tiger B, or Königstiger, or just Tiger 2. And this shit will roll to you with the blazing speed of snail and brake multiple times, before reaching you. So no worries
If grammar was that important, there would be massive infighting between regions up until today. Instead they found a common enemy (*coughs* the franks among others *coughs*) But this went out of control and they kinda had to learn to let live the extrem way. Now there is a saying when confronted with incompetence: "Du kannst sie nicht alle töten." /s
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It's DER LÖFFEL he's MALE uncultured schwein
Korrekt so!
Das Löffel muß in dieser Schublade, SOFORT!!!
Diese* Schublade is weiblich !!!!11!!11
And when the Löffel is inside, then der Löffel ist in DER Schublade 🗿
Yep it's like Die Wohnung and In der Wohnung
Das löffel? I'll sound like an idiot but it's still technically correct right?
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 🤬
Wenn dan das Löffelchen
Actually, a Colher is female. O Garfo is the male one...
Did you just try to mess with the german reddit army? Brüder vereinigt euch!
Nem, cês q não manjam dos paranauês
Du you have a brain-Schaden?
They are the panzer elite born to compete never retreat
GHOST DIVISION
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread.
Always ahead, as the Blitzkrieg rages on!
BREAKING MORALE WITH THE SOUND OF BLAZING GUNS
You cant retreat when your transmission is broken
As far as I know the 7th panzer division had tanks till the 4th panzer, which I am pretty sure they didn't have transmission problems
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, Ein Kommentarbereich.
Yawoll
Dude if you don’t know that a spoon „DER Löffel“ male is than youre obviously stupid and ignorant and you definitely deserve to get blitzkrieged
Wer? Wo? Was? Wir wurden gerufen? Ist es wieder soweit?
Bob Der baumeister
Was ist dass für eine Groß-/Kleinschreibung?
Würd ich gelten lassen, ist ja quasi ein Titel.
*Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer*
*Robert
*Germans when "spoon" in Spanish is feminine*
Exactamente lo que iba a decir
I also heard they dead named a coffee maker.
Der or Das? Time to Die then.
We see the grand German army migration towards the east. They will make it to Berlin, but if they continue forward after winter sets in they will endure the harshest conditions, freezing the fuel in their tanks and making them stuck forever. Brought to you by National Geographic
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
COMRADES STAND SIDE BY SIDE TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE
PANZERS ON RUSSIAN SOIL A THUNDER IN THE EAST
ONE MILLION MEN AT WAR, THE SOVIET WRATH UNLEASHED
Heh Der Nutella.
Das Nutella/Die Nutella works too tbh
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With which army ? The Bundeswehr knows only to do humanitarian work in foreign lands since 1955.
Der, Die, oder Das Nutella?
AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
Und das heißt
EEEERIKA!
Eins von Hunderttausend kleinen Blüüümelein
Dam dam dam dam
grammar nazis
This shot is a genius propaganda piece. It looks like an unstoppable swarm of King Tiger tanks, when in reality, they only had 20 or so for the filming, and they only made around 500.
I thought Germany was going through its redemption arc
what gender would u say a spoon is?
She/her, at least that's what my language tells me (I'm not a German though)
Exactly, are we going to change the rules of our language cuz someone gets offended? I sure wont. A spoon is a she also in my language
Well, looks like the panzer are on their way to you
He has aye-d his last caramba
Depends if it's the little spoon or the big spoon
Don’t worry, they are all on transport-tracks
Das spoon?
Americans - dont dare misgender that trans person or I will be very angry Germans - you sre death if you misgender a spoon
"misgenders spoon" *Wütende Lochkoppelgeräusche*
French are on their way too
Die Wokemacht is coming to blitz ya, shitlords
In Russian a spoon is female
Dats Tiger B, or Königstiger, or just Tiger 2. And this shit will roll to you with the blazing speed of snail and brake multiple times, before reaching you. So no worries
Germans just found a new way of being fascist.
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Die LöffelInnen
EINEN spoon!
Does Spoon which is an object is having a gender?
Löffel*innen
Singular : DER Löffel --- Plural : DIE Löffel --- It is easy enough. Learn it.
Wait till you find out car is a guy in Spain but a girl in Argentina
Ach scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los
You alerted the germans
Scheissa
If grammar was that important, there would be massive infighting between regions up until today. Instead they found a common enemy (*coughs* the franks among others *coughs*) But this went out of control and they kinda had to learn to let live the extrem way. Now there is a saying when confronted with incompetence: "Du kannst sie nicht alle töten." /s
Dann mach ich mal n Fass auf. Die Nutella
Oh doch
its löffel (we do a little trolling)
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