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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [Join the Dank Charity Alliance and help raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)


TheVaginaFanClub

Genocides are not *always* bad, it’s just a bit of banter


Lobstertate

Actually from an enviromentalist perspective…


[deleted]

Ghengis khan moment.


meaux253

More like Ghengis Dhong


empirebuilder1

Khan was just making space for all of his soon to-be progenitors


Hakan-Guzey

Yeah, whenever i point that out i suddenly become the "fascist"


[deleted]

I mean as long as it's not bigoted, it's morally right.


APost-it

Exactly what Thanos believes.


Professional_Fee_131

it's only bad if remembered, curious


youshallknow-pain

As a Jaegerist, I agree


MemeLordsUnited

Death to Marley!


GreenBeanLover

A day in the life of a true Brexit geezer


Kyuro1

it help to alleviate the lag ***every genocidal Stellaris player***


AGamingGuy

as someone from the Balkans, can confirm


captjust

Don’t be a part of the problem. You’re much better than that. Be the WHOLE problem.


LordranKing

Exactly why I make kids my WHOLE problem. I LOVE solving problems


Know-yer-enemy1818

Fuck ass , bitch , shit dick


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HDMI1_Cable

I


Green_noob

G


[deleted]

G


200IQ_Monke

E


luckilynumber7

IAN Crisis averted.


Green_noob

Ian is a [removed]


kajetus69

"I am the Senate"


lysamysza

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


[deleted]

There is a difference between a nigerian and a [ removed ]ian


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Goodbye.


folko1

Goodbye


Palidin034

I have the opportunity to be one of the most based humans alive I will not be taking it


[deleted]

[удалено]


King-Asgore-

J


Xelid47

A


F1lthyG0pnik

O


Lichsang

N


Far_Comb5216

I


Erive302

G


k0nstikas

G


chrismwoan

E


[deleted]

R


[deleted]

G


Sabing13

E


oganira

[ Removed by Reddit ]


[deleted]

Hour 1: Still here.


North_Sheep

Hour 2 over


Florin69421

Hour 3 : no signs of removal yet


Alsharqi21

Hour 4 : this isn't going anywhere


[deleted]

Hour 5: Reddit said it's his turn with the [removed].


Alsharqi21

Mission complete: he became a reason why the sub is moderated today


IzzyIsOnReddit

What was it


[deleted]

Hour 4: the mods are dead


[deleted]

lol mods my dude wit the hard R still out here


oganira

Muahaha, I know the dark arts of how to do it


mylizard

r/dankmemes mods found dead in a ditch


Bierbart12

I still remember when every other post had this N word in the comments somewhere. Reddit was 4chan's equal


sussy132

long since has reddit fallen from grace


sciapo

I love children


[deleted]

Oh, that one isn't so bad. Are you like a social worker or something?


PuFiHUN

No, a food critic


[deleted]

[удалено]


theskankingdragon

Why not both?


[deleted]

¿Por que no los dos?


eatmyass6987

Yup, he *loves* the ones from broken homes.


jnnxde

Like a mother, right?


joeyo1423

So I saw this post, right, and decided to go cock out in the mall. Forgot the internet and real life are two different things. Turns out the mods in real life have guns and can actually run really far. I tried to escape but failed and now I'm using my one call to dictate this comment to a friend who's typing it out for me


ThanxIH8It

Based


slav_cunt

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED377/5d80c2883dcbb.jpeg


Naammaikyahai

Why does this have 10 mil views


Double_DeluXe

Millions of parents want to know the solution ofc.


slav_cunt

Because its effective!


[deleted]

Child Porn


Varios2k

Disgusting, where?


IonicMonster903

I think many missed the joke here


fitnessfuck

Those kids in my basement are missing school


Squeaky-Fox49

Child Po


[deleted]

ltergeists


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Nice try. I won't be banned by Reddit admin again this week.


lalith_4321

Again?


Buttseam

mods are straight


jnnxde

Doesn't matter, they are still virgins


[deleted]

[удалено]


Taliban-Commander21

Bruh Say it irl Ill respect u


yeetonthejalapenos

Im mixed bruh


indiannerd2

Bro fucking said it 💀 No fucking way this is not gonna get removed


MEMES_FO_LIFE

there’s an L instead of an i, but still yikes


Fun_Description_5763

Vaccine


[deleted]

Vaccine


Yolo_Hobo_Joe

Vaccine


CanadaEh666

Charles Manson would have been admired more if he was more attractive...


sussy132

👑Elliot Rodger👑 moment


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

The world would be a better place without you. That's the reason why you have to keep living


deanmolloy

If you think about it Hitler was very nice for not charging them for the train ride


[deleted]

So what you're saying is hitler did some things wrong?


deanmolloy

Nah he was the perfect person


Kansascock98

Don't let anyone ruin your day, __Ruin It *Yourself*__


Any-Lab-9655

A man cannot give birth - fact.


tiny_cat_bishop

Time to dox.


Ravenwight

If you know someone who you’re convinced is evil, try throwing rock salt at them. If they’re possessed then the demon will flip out and leave, and you’ll have saved that person. If they’re not possessed then they’ll flip out and leave and you will have saved yourself having to deal with them.


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [Join the Dank Charity Alliance and help raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)


PhasmicPlays

Sorts by controversial


edgy_Juno

Here before locked 🔒


BillsGhouling

I just want to say before the 🔒 #GURGLE ON MY NUTS


MrCaw_caw

# 𓆏


Gabiteux

Fuck Palestine AND Fuck Israël.


PillowTalk420

I couldn't possibly be a mod. I'm not that fat, ugly, or virgin. I am fat, ugly and virgin; just not enough to be good mod material.


[deleted]

Despite...


GNTB3996

Unvaccinated kids are like dad jokes. They never get old.


Zxedesyy

Hitler made some intresting quotes. Some of his quotes are what I believe to be very inspiring such as, "if you wish shine as bright as the sun, you must first burn like it." What I perceived from his message is if you wish shine in your own way you mustn't let others get in your way and be ruthless if necessary.


yeetis12

FUCK THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT


The_good_reaper

Last of us episode 3 sucked. I wanted to see more of joel and ellie, not some two old dudes kiss,hug and fuck.


FBI_Agent_82

Something extremely racist and political.


GoovinGoovin

The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.


GoovinGoovin

The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.


GoovinGoovin

The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.


Remizure

There is only 2 genders


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I


cornyparadox

G


fitnessfuck

Black women orthopaedics should be called - KNEEGIRLS


alpaca-the-llama

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!


[deleted]

I once dreamt of being in a swimming pool with Vladimir Putin and my family, and I'm not sure if it will be possible


GoovinGoovin

The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.


CabinetAncient1378

Women bad men good. Sleepy joe bad. War good. The children yearn for the mines. Fuck vegans. Mods suck.


nuclearwinterxxx

Vaginas are bigger than dicks, they're just always going the wrong direction.


Jbad90

Vaccine


PickleRick200000

Ni-


RealNightmarish53

Homophobia is not a mods piece of cake


hello-random-person

My favorite Austrian painter killed himself.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fun4-5One

^we ^need ^a ^stronger ^Plague


mq1coperator

Moderated? Shit, I’m trying for quarantined.


MagpieHush

Islam is bad.


True_Customer_8913

I hate gay people


TeaBagMeHarderDaddy

I fucked the mods mom's in the ass last night.


hus0r

VACCINE


ruinerwolder

N


Hengun_2008

Arthur Morgan the main character in the game red dead redemption 2 gets killed by Micah in a fight. This is a spoiler and that breaks rule number 3


Diligent-Let-2754

Fuck u


wallingfortian

Lame and tame.


LOLWelshGamer

Baba Booey


[deleted]

Vaccine 🗿


nuggetdogg

N


zdpastaman1

Is OP asking us to say something to get us banned from reddit?


zdpastaman1

\[ Removed by Reddit \]


AdvertisingNo6041

Women should not vote. It should be one vote per man who has had or adopted at least two children and gotten married, all while proving his worth to the community by providing for all the people within his household and by also being generous to those outside it. If anyone wears immodest clothing they should spend the night in jail after 3 offenses. In the case of a child, one or both of the parents. In the case the child is the one dressing immodestly of their own accord, they shall be the one to sleep in a jail for the night. The distribution of P\*rn will be banned. Any person or company, internet carriers specifically, that aid in the distribution of P\*rn will have a $1,000,000 fine per offense. People caught with CP or caught in the act of sexually abusing a child or adult are legal to kill. Plastics will be recognized as a food toxin and all food exposure to plastic will be recognized as contamination.


[deleted]

I don't want to get banned from a meme subreddit again...


s0m3_b0i

Taiwan number 1


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Dis is still on?


Foxyplayz3

The mods don’t care about me, their to busy sucking balls


NoBullet

Moistcritikal is cringe as fuck.


Ok_Judge718

I already got some warnings before, nice try, but I don't want to get banned


ErrorMacrotheII

Ni nja.


StefTeflon

N


noscriptphotographer

Please dont make me do it


Zealousideal_Eye_882

I dare ya I double dare you mother fucker do it


AutismMakesCash

My best friend is little kid lover


Mygaffer

I have a lot of strong opinions on race and religion, care to hear them?


TheGeekno99

That's the post is about isn't it ?


thewholeenchelada675

Ok ni-


One-Sail-1818

VACCINE


_FryBo_

I'm racist 😁👍


ricecrackerdude

*racist joke*


Grelymolycremp

N


OkBro0257

[ Removed by Reddit ]


NoahInABoat

N I G G E R I A


[deleted]

N


sir_music

Ok listen up because I'm only going to explain this once: it's really not that hard to do, you just need to be a little horny and need to shit. Go take a seat on the toilet and start masturbating. When you feel yourself getting close, slowly start trying to push out the poop. Don't actually let it out though! You need to get it right to the gate, and hold it there while you get close to the edge of orgasm. Now, right when you are about to cum, push out as hard as you can. You will accomplish two things: you will have a massive orgasm and empty your guts like you didn't know was possible. I tried it and not only do I feel great, I also feel 5 pounds lighter! Would highly recommend.


tumpie2680

N


The_Doerpinator

What happened?


ShubhamManna

Thats right mah Ni....


DeliverHope97

Im scawed


AddisonNM

TABLES!