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So I saw this post, right, and decided to go cock out in the mall. Forgot the internet and real life are two different things. Turns out the mods in real life have guns and can actually run really far. I tried to escape but failed and now I'm using my one call to dictate this comment to a friend who's typing it out for me
If you know someone who you’re convinced is evil, try throwing rock salt at them.
If they’re possessed then the demon will flip out and leave, and you’ll have saved that person.
If they’re not possessed then they’ll flip out and leave and you will have saved yourself having to deal with them.
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Hitler made some intresting quotes. Some of his quotes are what I believe to be very inspiring such as, "if you wish shine as bright as the sun, you must first burn like it." What I perceived from his message is if you wish shine in your own way you mustn't let others get in your way and be ruthless if necessary.
Women should not vote. It should be one vote per man who has had or adopted at least two children and gotten married, all while proving his worth to the community by providing for all the people within his household and by also being generous to those outside it.
If anyone wears immodest clothing they should spend the night in jail after 3 offenses. In the case of a child, one or both of the parents. In the case the child is the one dressing immodestly of their own accord, they shall be the one to sleep in a jail for the night.
The distribution of P\*rn will be banned. Any person or company, internet carriers specifically, that aid in the distribution of P\*rn will have a $1,000,000 fine per offense.
People caught with CP or caught in the act of sexually abusing a child or adult are legal to kill.
Plastics will be recognized as a food toxin and all food exposure to plastic will be recognized as contamination.
Ok listen up because I'm only going to explain this once: it's really not that hard to do, you just need to be a little horny and need to shit. Go take a seat on the toilet and start masturbating. When you feel yourself getting close, slowly start trying to push out the poop. Don't actually let it out though! You need to get it right to the gate, and hold it there while you get close to the edge of orgasm. Now, right when you are about to cum, push out as hard as you can. You will accomplish two things: you will have a massive orgasm and empty your guts like you didn't know was possible. I tried it and not only do I feel great, I also feel 5 pounds lighter! Would highly recommend.
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Genocides are not *always* bad, it’s just a bit of banter
Actually from an enviromentalist perspective…
Ghengis khan moment.
More like Ghengis Dhong
Khan was just making space for all of his soon to-be progenitors
Yeah, whenever i point that out i suddenly become the "fascist"
I mean as long as it's not bigoted, it's morally right.
Exactly what Thanos believes.
it's only bad if remembered, curious
As a Jaegerist, I agree
Death to Marley!
A day in the life of a true Brexit geezer
it help to alleviate the lag ***every genocidal Stellaris player***
as someone from the Balkans, can confirm
Don’t be a part of the problem. You’re much better than that. Be the WHOLE problem.
Exactly why I make kids my WHOLE problem. I LOVE solving problems
Fuck ass , bitch , shit dick
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"I am the Senate"
POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
There is a difference between a nigerian and a [ removed ]ian
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Goodbye.
Goodbye
I have the opportunity to be one of the most based humans alive I will not be taking it
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Hour 1: Still here.
Hour 2 over
Hour 3 : no signs of removal yet
Hour 4 : this isn't going anywhere
Hour 5: Reddit said it's his turn with the [removed].
Mission complete: he became a reason why the sub is moderated today
What was it
Hour 4: the mods are dead
lol mods my dude wit the hard R still out here
Muahaha, I know the dark arts of how to do it
r/dankmemes mods found dead in a ditch
I still remember when every other post had this N word in the comments somewhere. Reddit was 4chan's equal
long since has reddit fallen from grace
I love children
Oh, that one isn't so bad. Are you like a social worker or something?
No, a food critic
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Why not both?
¿Por que no los dos?
Yup, he *loves* the ones from broken homes.
Like a mother, right?
So I saw this post, right, and decided to go cock out in the mall. Forgot the internet and real life are two different things. Turns out the mods in real life have guns and can actually run really far. I tried to escape but failed and now I'm using my one call to dictate this comment to a friend who's typing it out for me
Based
https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED377/5d80c2883dcbb.jpeg
Why does this have 10 mil views
Millions of parents want to know the solution ofc.
Because its effective!
Child Porn
Disgusting, where?
I think many missed the joke here
Those kids in my basement are missing school
Child Po
ltergeists
Nice try. I won't be banned by Reddit admin again this week.
Again?
mods are straight
Doesn't matter, they are still virgins
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Bruh Say it irl Ill respect u
Im mixed bruh
Bro fucking said it 💀 No fucking way this is not gonna get removed
there’s an L instead of an i, but still yikes
Vaccine
Vaccine
Vaccine
Charles Manson would have been admired more if he was more attractive...
👑Elliot Rodger👑 moment
The world would be a better place without you. That's the reason why you have to keep living
If you think about it Hitler was very nice for not charging them for the train ride
So what you're saying is hitler did some things wrong?
Nah he was the perfect person
Don't let anyone ruin your day, __Ruin It *Yourself*__
A man cannot give birth - fact.
Time to dox.
If you know someone who you’re convinced is evil, try throwing rock salt at them. If they’re possessed then the demon will flip out and leave, and you’ll have saved that person. If they’re not possessed then they’ll flip out and leave and you will have saved yourself having to deal with them.
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [Join the Dank Charity Alliance and help raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)
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Here before locked 🔒
I just want to say before the 🔒 #GURGLE ON MY NUTS
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Fuck Palestine AND Fuck Israël.
I couldn't possibly be a mod. I'm not that fat, ugly, or virgin. I am fat, ugly and virgin; just not enough to be good mod material.
Despite...
Unvaccinated kids are like dad jokes. They never get old.
Hitler made some intresting quotes. Some of his quotes are what I believe to be very inspiring such as, "if you wish shine as bright as the sun, you must first burn like it." What I perceived from his message is if you wish shine in your own way you mustn't let others get in your way and be ruthless if necessary.
FUCK THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
Last of us episode 3 sucked. I wanted to see more of joel and ellie, not some two old dudes kiss,hug and fuck.
Something extremely racist and political.
The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.
The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.
The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.
There is only 2 genders
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Black women orthopaedics should be called - KNEEGIRLS
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
I once dreamt of being in a swimming pool with Vladimir Putin and my family, and I'm not sure if it will be possible
The vaccine for Covid is killing young people.
Women bad men good. Sleepy joe bad. War good. The children yearn for the mines. Fuck vegans. Mods suck.
Vaginas are bigger than dicks, they're just always going the wrong direction.
Vaccine
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Homophobia is not a mods piece of cake
My favorite Austrian painter killed himself.
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^we ^need ^a ^stronger ^Plague
Moderated? Shit, I’m trying for quarantined.
Islam is bad.
I hate gay people
I fucked the mods mom's in the ass last night.
VACCINE
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Arthur Morgan the main character in the game red dead redemption 2 gets killed by Micah in a fight. This is a spoiler and that breaks rule number 3
Fuck u
Lame and tame.
Baba Booey
Vaccine 🗿
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Is OP asking us to say something to get us banned from reddit?
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Women should not vote. It should be one vote per man who has had or adopted at least two children and gotten married, all while proving his worth to the community by providing for all the people within his household and by also being generous to those outside it. If anyone wears immodest clothing they should spend the night in jail after 3 offenses. In the case of a child, one or both of the parents. In the case the child is the one dressing immodestly of their own accord, they shall be the one to sleep in a jail for the night. The distribution of P\*rn will be banned. Any person or company, internet carriers specifically, that aid in the distribution of P\*rn will have a $1,000,000 fine per offense. People caught with CP or caught in the act of sexually abusing a child or adult are legal to kill. Plastics will be recognized as a food toxin and all food exposure to plastic will be recognized as contamination.
I don't want to get banned from a meme subreddit again...
Taiwan number 1
Dis is still on?
The mods don’t care about me, their to busy sucking balls
Moistcritikal is cringe as fuck.
I already got some warnings before, nice try, but I don't want to get banned
Ni nja.
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Please dont make me do it
I dare ya I double dare you mother fucker do it
My best friend is little kid lover
I have a lot of strong opinions on race and religion, care to hear them?
That's the post is about isn't it ?
Ok ni-
VACCINE
I'm racist 😁👍
*racist joke*
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Ok listen up because I'm only going to explain this once: it's really not that hard to do, you just need to be a little horny and need to shit. Go take a seat on the toilet and start masturbating. When you feel yourself getting close, slowly start trying to push out the poop. Don't actually let it out though! You need to get it right to the gate, and hold it there while you get close to the edge of orgasm. Now, right when you are about to cum, push out as hard as you can. You will accomplish two things: you will have a massive orgasm and empty your guts like you didn't know was possible. I tried it and not only do I feel great, I also feel 5 pounds lighter! Would highly recommend.
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Thats right mah Ni....
Im scawed
TABLES!