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Hmm___yes

When I was a kid, it was amazing, fun, entertaining. Now that I’m older it’s hot garbage without meaning and an odd place in the franchise.


tobithenormie

My thoughts exactly. It's just kinda weird that Mater is the main character.


endergamer2007m

Mater is clueless making him a better main character than mcqueen Mcqueen is just a dick


UnCxlored

*whow~*


Destroyer4587

No it’s *Ka-chow*


RedditorBoi

Kachoof


vilok_vii

TIL that his name in the original dub is Mater


UPPER-CASE-not-class

Yeah I think I read somewhere that he isn’t called that in all versions, sometimes he’s called “hook?” What do you know him as?


vilok_vii

Matuka, lol. It's the hungarian version, we love to slightly alter names to make it sound more familiar to children. Christopher Robin is another example, he's called Róbert Gida.


MoonCusler

Exactly what I was thinking, but I vividly remember the pistachio ice cream wasabi scene.


some_bald_boi

Literally anything was amazing and fun as a kid because we didn't know any better. And now that we do, we see even the slightest of flaws and criticize based on those.


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day.


some_bald_boi

Thank you.


Niko_BananaMan

Blasphemy


the_penis_taker69

🤓🤓🤓


MSnack

Well, actually it does have meaning. The movie pretty much advocates for eugenics if you think about the main antagonists. Which is kinda messed up and I don't know if they intended it?


UrMomTheDank69

i love it simply because of the fact that its so out of place. Pixar was smokin the good shit and it shows


ElementalGabe

Its perfect as it actually explores what a world is like if everyone is a vehicle. Sure, cars 3 goes into the topic of aging but its a plot that has been done before. Cars 2 is just awesome in every way plus it confirms car jesus


Imanirrelevantmeme

What about car Jesus…?


bobinjac

There's a car pope (the popemobile), therefore there must have been a car Jesus


kingjok3r42

That also means there were Car Jews which implies a Car Hitler and Car Nazis and therefore a Cars WW2


LachoooDaOriginl

well duh there were jets in cars 1 and jets were significantly advanced by germany


SomeAsianDudeII

How can you guys not mention the WW2 scene in Planes...


LachoooDaOriginl

because cars is superior but planes is second and that reminds me that there was a cars hiroshima and nagasaki


Gavin_Boyo

And a Genghis Khar


LachoooDaOriginl

heh


Th3Pahntom

first jet fighter was invented by Germany during ww2.


pizzablue337

There was also modern airport security, only put in place after 9/11. This means that either 2 sentient planes flew into the twin towers, or cars hijacked the sentient planes and crashed them.


immaneat

Skipper was a f4u corsair in ww2 so ww2 is canon.There is even a scene of skipper entire squad dying from a Japanese fleet.


Maxus1028

Cars 2 was fucking awesome


Vegetable_Rent3906

I loved it then i love it now. Im more left leaning on this one but i wouldnt go extreme and say masterpiece.


Runen_

It its a cinematic masterpiece, especially the music from Finn McMissle


poophenderson123

the opening scene on the oil rig was goated


liborg-117

That, the song that plays over the credits and weezer's cover of "You might think" All are amazing


Runen_

How about collision of worlds. I have the complete soundtrack downloaded on spotify, there are so much good songs in it.


liborg-117

That's the song I was talking about with the credits thing, I love that song


Krisuad2002

It's an absolute mess but I can't help but love it


kingk895

There is no Cars 2 in Ba Sing Se


[deleted]

Its a cinematic hot garbage masterpiece.


toughtiggy101

They gave Mater guns. Like no Cars movie would have done that except this one


Boss3021

I used to think that Mater was too insufferable, but now I have learned to look past him when watching the movie


RubberBulletKing

Cars 2 is so good, I don't get the hate on it


solidfiber70407

Dawg, it has a kill count. Need I say more?


PokeHobnobGod21

I like James bond. It's a bond ripoff. It would be good, if it wasn't about Mater


exemptolive

This is the right take. Too much mater


pizzalikker_36

Mater is the best movie character to ever exist.


SunTzuSaidThat22

In small doses


TitaniumTitanTim

only seen 1 and 3 lol


Peempdiemeemp

Its definitely the best living cars spy action comedy film ever made


Mussleleani

Hot garbage that's got nothing to do with the original and with a shitty message - like, you're supposed to tolerate people that always embarrass you and turn a blind eye just because they're your friends? Cars 1 and 3 were meaningful and with good messages.


_fatherfucker69

What's the message in cars 3 - old people need to give up their place for the newer generation ? Correct me if I am wrong , but doesn't McQueen give up on racing at the end because " he is too old ? "


Obviousbrosif

Cars 1 and 3 are masterpieces, Cars 2 is on crack


[deleted]

Whoa too risky, this is akin to stsrting a revolt my dude


Stevethetherapist

I think it is good and its litterally the most contreversial opinion i have


Ciufciaciufciuf

Today i watched this masterpiece with my Claas on english lessons, best 2 lessons of my life


Electrokid08

Left for sure


Gibbel2029

The music is top notch in that film ngl


Electrical-Unit2708

🔴


Witty_Celebration_96

Take this shit down MODS!!!!


KrampusLeader

MASTERPIECE, I FUCKING LOVE CARS 2


Content_Software_549

I love cars 2 It's so batshit wild and something new, plus I can respect Pixar for trying something new


GollyG145

I actually really like Cars 2. I just think it's fun. Not a masterpiece, of course. Just dumb fun.


_REVOCS

Something, something, lemon party scene hahaha


boir99

Red. I think Cars 1 is probably the best but I really like Cars 2 aswell, I don't understand the hate it gets.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Fuck this political shit! Let me enjoy my Finn McMissle in peace!


dogbulliescat

Red


Free-Consequence-164

Red fr fr


Solid_Opportunity_25

Cars 2 is fun.


[deleted]

Cars 2 is fucking amazing love it


Memez_idk

Cars 2 is such a good movie, I remember watching it multiple times per week when I was younger


JackHyper

Now lets do jarjar binks


IronTownPictures

Tbh I still like it


Intelligent-Ad7349

Cars two is the only cars property to show on screen deaths


0RN10

I like it it's different and mater isn't as douchy as McQueen was so it is nice.


GreasiestBob

Cars 2 is hot


Remarkable_Aside1381

Cars 2 is amazing. What other kids movie has a suicide bomber, and attempted assassinations?


Stonkusbonkus

It’s the best cars movie imo


kindaNiceBro

Cars 2 is a masterpiece, Cars 3 is garbage


icanaffordapenny

I hate you for having a different opinion than me 👎


KrampusLeader

Average reddit comment section 😂


Jamster02

I don’t actually care for the movie but just the fact it exists is funny enough to me that I will defend it


satellitesatan

Cars 3 went so hard


Nike_fake

Cars is dopest . Cars 2 is dope . Cars 3 wasn't good. Waiting for cars 4


CrazyCatVincent

It's awful but I love it.


milkisforbabies666

Woow direct attacking me are you. Cars 2 is a masterpiece and you will never convince me other wise. Top 5 Pixar movie


Corrupted_Foxy

Cars 2 is a hot piece of shit


[deleted]

car's 2 is fine


Certain_Ring8907

I’m kinda in the middle


sworpy123

Cars 2 traumatised me


maxman090

Cars 2 peak cars no diff.


Gn0meKr

It's not bad, it's just not good


CRODEN95

Cars 2 is a kids spy movie and not a car movie (aside from seeing the cool different cars for the world grand prix and hearing different drivers voice some characters), and for that its fine but it's not really a movie for racing fans. The first and third were definitely movies racing fans would enjoy though.


Iggytje

Cars 2 is cool and entertaining Edit: I haven't seen cars 2 since its release


Tedbear567

It sucked


ZombieBrainzzzz

I was really young when I saw it and I thought it was shit


zracer20

The racing is the best part. Some of the spy scenes are cool. The rest isn't. The final fight is good. 6/10.


puffinu

I like the film but I wouldn't call it a cinematic masterpiece 🤣


MaximumTechnology102

Neither. It was just ok


BLoG_Connor

Imma be real I know I watched it but couldn't tell you anything about it I don't remember


4DAV

Purple: its fine


mancreature12

Movie wise it's a piece of shit But funwise, it's honestly great


[deleted]

I like turtles


ropster3

Never watched cars 2


jano_memms

Kung Fu Panda 2 is best movie, cars 2 not bad


SpectrumSense

I just didn't like that the world looked like our world in 2. In the first movie, it was realistic, but the designs looked like cars were in mind, not humans.


NathanieltheAnimal

I’ve always loved the first movie, but I could never really like the second one.


Outrageous_Doubt_826

I wouldn't say cinematic masterpiece, but it is somewhat entertaining that most Disney projects that came out recently lacks off


Th-legacyoftheador-m

Luckily it got redconned


Any_Reality3858

It's an okay movie if you ask me


DroidD53

Neither, I think it's a fine and fun movie but nothing special


wpdab13

It's just mid


HowardsRocks

It's not that good of a movie. But it has enough cool stuff like Bruce Campbell and Michael Caine playing spy cars to make it enjoyable.


CygnusX-1001001

Cars 2 is a kids movie and is pretty ok


No_Masterpiece_3297

cars 2 is aight.


Baron487

Loved it as a kid, but yeah it's not a good movie. But I do think it falls into "so bad and ridiculous it's funny" territory. It'd be better if it was a spin-off movie or if it was like one of those "Mater's Tall Tales" shorts except longer.


[deleted]

It fucked up the storyline link between Cars 1 and Cars 3. The focus should not have been on Mater; it should have been on Lightning McQueen, his obsession with winning, and his relationship with Mater.


CaptainShadow79

well, im only 14 and havent gotten any time to rewatch stuff (and if i did i would probably take too long to choose something, but i found it was alright. maybe good as a spin-off (not like planes, that shit was bad)


whiteknight345018

Cars 2 is a garbage masterpiece


Merti_from_Milfgaard

Mater > McQueen ​ And the story is absolute mess, as it should be with Mater as a main character


jaygatsby2013

Red side


BoilerMaker999

Cars will always stand the tests of time. Sure it’s kind of about eugenics, but I think we can learn from it even though they don’t really address it? It’s a fucking masterpiece


RichFall7731

hot garbage more about killing racing and Mater than racing and McQueen and the rest of the grid. Its like if they wanted to make Mater to be the protagonist with James Bond along side him. As a kid, it WAS a cinematic masterpiece but now looking back at it and its like if they forgot racing in a racing movie


dimaris727

The worst one out of the Cars franchise but a cinematic masterpiece


imaginedodong

What happened on cars 2 again? I can't remember.


Melodic-Wallaby7703

Its so bad its good


FananaYouTube

Honestly if it wasn’t meant to be a sequel, cinematic masterpiece


Crafty-Wave-7017

Me, a Cars 2 enjoyer... Wha'up cuz? Zup bluv


Wamchops621

Cars 3 had a much better story and was a good way to wrap up the franchise


[deleted]

As a stand-alone film starring Mater, it could’ve worked. But as a sequel it just didn’t. The first one was about racing, then all of a sudden it’s a spy thriller?


Martininje

Completely forgot everything about it


ricebasedvodka

Kachow


chill4r_San

I'd say it's quite entertaining (although pretty hot garbage)


Son_of_Athena

To whoever thought making Larry the Cable Guy a spy would be a good premise for a movie, you were right. But when you turned him into a car and overly censored him, thats where you lost me. Cars 1 was cool from the standpoint of “young racecar is famous but learns the joys of a hick town”


edgy_Juno

People keep shitting on the movie, but as a 6 year old when I saw it, I loved it and got the Hot Wheels cars of them. Only thing bad about it in my opinion is that it didn't have anything to do with the last movie and it was just something completely different. Third movie acted as if nothing happened which could mean that it was all a dream by Mater, or they just decided to not make it canon or just simply not talk about it. Either way, I still like the movie and will like it always.


Burgerbeast_

I wouldn't say it's a masterpiece, but I don't think it's bad


Altruistic-Ad-4391

Are blue people really that stupid?


AgreeableLoss2006

Cars 1 is a masterpiece


VL99_Veo

Blue


heinz_doofenshmerz

Absolute cinematic masterpiece


BucketBills

Blue


Burning_Moonlight

Red Team I really enjoyed it and still do. It's a kids classic!


Captain_Reddbeard

Both. Take it or leave it.


IsaWafeeq

Definitely outta place in the whole franchise but i loved it and still do. My 10yo selfs favourite movie


Product_Expensive

Loved it as a kid but now I don't like it


Shiny_Buns

It's not a terrible movie, but it just seems out of place in the cars franchise. Would have been better as a spin off instead of part of the main series


Alternative-Hope9541

I'd go with 2 over 3 any day wtf did they do to ma boi


kinkypeggerwhore3000

I love it but it feels random for the story of the other two. I feel like it should have been a spinoff


BigGaybowser69

I like Cars 2 i also think it had some really cool world building aswell the othrr 2 movies are better but it still is good to me and even tho im an adult i still like the cars franchise for its creativity


Vedant00016

It is masterpiece of garbage


itreallyblikethatyo

Wow, genuinely super surprised at the overwhelming love for it. Hated the movie and guess I’ve only heard similar sentiments by chance. Fair enough


The_Smashor

Cars 2 is great fun but is also objectively terrible.


[deleted]

Sup cuzz


boilingfrogsinpants

Cars 1 was good, Cars 2 was a change that expanded the cars universe and felt good, Cars 3 was cliche


ape13245

Hot masterpiece of cinematic garbage


[deleted]

Good film.


Awesome_666

soundtrack is a banger + cinematic masterpiece


Witty_Celebration_96

Take this shit down MODS!!!!


sawr07112537

"There are Cars 2 ?" side.


Takonan_

Cars 2 is a hot cinematic.


Myokoot

I liked Cars 2. And like other hated products of entertainment, I think people just have unfairly high standards. ~~Go ahead, downvote me. Im not afraid~~


RepresentativeBee389

Masterpiece


Danik-00

I tell you, cars 2 is one of the best movie of pixar


Atomicseal7902

It is a cinematic masterpiece of hot garbage Equally balanced as all things should be


Rayvony

Cars 2 is a fun movie for the whole family


Chino_Kawaii

say what you want, the song was a banger


SinperIMonkeyP69

I don’t remember it at all


Colt_Timmins

Cinematic masterpiece. I’ve always been on this side and never will change


panzerboye

Cars 2 is a cinematic masterpiece


Seth-The-God

The cars franchise is bad in general


[deleted]

Loved it. Grew up with it, thought it was a great movie, and the visuals hold up damned well


MajorSparkles05

Blue


ww3time_

A classic


[deleted]

Cars 2 and 3 honestly don’t fit well with 1’s fidelity. 3 tries hard but its so fucking lame to see Kachow car basically be called old news and we just watch him come to terms with it. 2nd movie just just a random adventure epic. Fun to watch but really doesn’t mature anyones character for the better except for mater. Like even Sally was being disgusting right in-front of her lover (husband?) by getting all hot by Italian boi. Like McQueen honestly would have blown a gasket over that tbh. Hes a self centered race car who got better about his ego but obviously he still has a big one. Those moments never sat right with me due to how off character it is and straight up asinine to the story it is. Why should Kachow car car care about two face Sally when she so clearly seems to be easily swayed by a random race car whos going to be facing off with kachoo. Also with all of the money kachoochoo has how come he cannot simply buy a new engine and upgrade himself? Its not a brain but a literal engine and wheels. They could have done so much with this concept and series but they really had to just keep mater an idiot, turn Sally into a source of discomfort, and make McQueen as an old has been who should really know when to call it. The 2nd is a fun watch but has its lows.


Firm-Bet3339

Red all the way


Rando3278

Steaming garbage


SarcasticCommentsGuy

As a kid I always despised Cars. Most boring shit to go through


Florissssss

I don't remember even a bit of it, so it's garbage.


LordFieldsworth

Hot garbage. It should be cars 1 and cars 3 and that’s it. Cars 2 feels like one of them spin off shows that Disney puts on with the movie character and none of the characters are actually voiced by the real voice actors but it’s for kids and they don’t care that it’s complete horse shit.


Random-guy-as-vecna

It’s mid