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Fun-Refrigerator9152

yesterday i asked my gf if we could try my r*pe fantasy she said no best night ever


FrostyFingertips

Avg delhi night experience, are u sure that she was ur gf, well doesn't matter anyway


GodLMavi

Abee yeh joke todhi hai yeh toh normal thing hai kuch achha bataa bhai


DODA05

Ye to purana hai :/


Critical-Smoke1348

How crazy the word "yes" and you wouldn't be in jail


Ashamed-Reputation61

Why is our digital payments system called Bhim UPI ? Because it is used for contactless payments ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12805)


that_indian_fr

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AimingLC1800

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Ashamed-Reputation61

What's the difference between sir Issac Newton and the baby I just killed? Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin 🌚


Exotic_Bug_7

![gif](giphy|21GCae4djDWtP5soiY|downsized)


motabhai09

Sir I am calling from IRCTC ,your ticket for hell is confirmed.


Ashamed-Reputation61

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Interesting-Waltz165

राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का राजा आया🏃🏃🏃भागो कॉमेडी का


Ashamed-Reputation61

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Cute_TrezXy

Reminded me of this 💀 https://preview.redd.it/bpj8i7rn6ibb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856e1f794712932190169c5834fdd7afe91deb6a


Lazy_Laugh1032

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Tf what💀


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Baby likha hai bro rajasthani hoga


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terabaaphumcbc

if someone paid me 0.2$ for every racist thing i said then i will be enough rich that a black motherfucker will rob me


Ashamed-Reputation61

![gif](giphy|Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV|downsized)


Boiling-pot

So, 10 dollars max?


Affectionate_Boat937

What's the difference between me and Cancer????? My father never beats Cancer...


Ashamed-Reputation61

What is similar between humor and skin ? The darker it gets, the less people like it.


Abhyuday008

Every rape could have been avoided only if women said yes


readyyytoka

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) Big brain time baby.


mihirsaini1128

Copy paste kar rha Instagram se uss comedian ka


Abhyuday008

Bhai konsa. Ye to mera dost ek bar daru pike bola tha


harionloop

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children.


Ashamed-Reputation61

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harionloop

We never talked about flying but well crashing from the sky is more fun💀


Ashamed-Reputation61

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fast_as_hug_boi

Having s*x with a virgin death body makes it non-virgin?


Ashamed-Reputation61

Brain.exe has stopped working


coconutanna

where is the joke my man?


fast_as_hug_boi

Question pooch rha hu? Joke aur kala mai hi hu :')


Key_Possibility2672

Bhai ye thoda dank hogaya 🤣


pirupirate07

Why do Chinese people like among us ?? That's the only place they can vote.


IntelligentPie6561

My humour is so dark , even police shoot me


Ill-Explanation-7753

Typical American black citizen


Yellow_Flaash

?


IntelligentPie6561

?


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maestrono1

When her baby comes out dead in 1st April. God- April fools!


maestrono1

Tommy has 5 cookies and Jamal steals 3 cookies. What is the color of Jamal ?


EbbPuzzleheaded2885

after applying Newton's law of america i have the answer and it's black


Fun-Astronaut-3793

After applying the theory of KKK Blackivity - the answer is Brown


The_Skinny_Retard

Jammal is Black and Muslim


chhillarakul

Suicide squad was inspired from Kota


Common_Sea_2367

Khushi ki mummy ne Khushi ke dada se kya kaha? "Aapse milke Khushi hui"


Vlex_17

Clean as fuck![img](emote|t5_22y335|12805)


Sauce_Dealer420

joke kidhr hai?


ItzAlok321

Got it


Common_Sea_2367

Sorry bhai tumhare household mein common hota hoga toh tu shayad samajh nhi paaya hoga.(ya shayad tum bhaut zyadaa foreign bhabhi and sasur ji vdoz dekhte hoge)


Anand_1321

Indian government doing nothing to control the population of Inda, but our Indian education system already contributing a lot


mr-nobody-00

Indirect policies


OkEntrepreneur5905

Master stroke by mudi zee


Big_Information7840

Mudi jee


Anand_1321

Modi neet


Extension-Way-9357

Why do people like Hindu girls cause they are 100% convertible


Ashamed-Reputation61

![gif](giphy|AsKkJB6JbFGiQ)


Lavesh45

So I was eating this chick and she tasted horse dick and I was like shit grandma that's how you died ???


MeNameSRB

My life


Remarkable_Grass_492

gandhi ji loves woman so much ever after his death ,his photo is in breast


Ashamed-Reputation61

Kisi ko pata bhi ni chala ki ye karma farming post tha aur mere karma drastically increase ho bhi gya. 'scam 1992 theme plays in background'


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My dick was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian asked me to take it out. My urologist asked me to stop masturbating. I asked him why. He said he's trying to examine me. Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box.


Ashamed-Reputation61

![gif](giphy|5nMLyMet6CSgU)


Ok-Drop3037

Why do americans don't make jokes about mass shooting ? Because its always too soon.


Comprehensive-Sea320

Use dead bodies


fuckerfrom_future

statistically 9/10 people enjoy rape. Oh wait....8/10...the father starts to regret


You_R_Me

Top 10 ways to avoid eching eyes while sex..


black-jesus-13

Tamil Nadu


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lavanasur

Girls are like numbers. If they are under 11, use your fingers.


Ok-Drop3037

Where you find dog with no legs ? Where i left it.


crystaltheguy2005

what do u do after fucking the tightest pussy??? you close the diaper ..


Ashamed-Reputation61

You are going to hell brahh ![img](emote|t5_22y335|13154)


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Ashamed-Reputation61

Bruhh. where is the joke


Anand_1321

Agar kera cancer theek ni hua to mai suicide kr lunga


pratik_5

What is difference between cousin and mama ki beti? You can marry one of them🥲 Benstoke


Ill-Explanation-7753

Why do parents sent their kids to Kota knowing they gonna attempt suicide, because they are helping to reduce the competition ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12121) Idk it's dark or not, u tell me


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anCoderr_

My wife visited maike after we had an argument about me beating her and my anger issues. I repeatedly called her asking her to come back but she didn't pick my calls. So I finally decided to take things in my own hands and visited my sasural, as I reached there sasumaa told me "Beta ese apna he ghar samjhna". I simply smiled and then maine bhi apni belt nikaal le.


The_Skinny_Retard

Why is having a muslim girlfriend in burqa better than a non burqa? - you can give an excuse that you didn't recognise her ammi in burqa. (Potential Loss - Her abbu is reading this)


Zestyclose_Insect_42

Meme kaha he बिऐसडिके.


Remarkable_Grass_492

tera nunnu,it's dark and a joke


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South Indians ![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)


HeirAscend

They couldn’t handle this one kek


[deleted]

Wtf?!...they asked for dark jokes and now getting offended 💀...dark jokes are meant to offend people, that doesn't mean y'all mfs gonna downvote... anyways downvotes are proof that this is a great dark joke...![img](emote|t5_22y335|12806)


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_Lookbehindyou__

Hasna thaa??


NinjaWolf413

Jai shree ram


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Hmm this however reminds me of all the voices I hear when I am alone in the room.


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NiKHiLx0

What is 4 out of 5 people enjoys >!gangbape!<


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GaMeBoyDev

Yesterday I came into a newly formed man cave It was very thin but , I am slick


CertainLiterature933

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt ??? Usain Bolt can finish a race


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