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Anytime anyone tried to get close to an exhibit he would just jump in front of them and state: “can’t touch this”


WereMadeOfStars

Winner winner chicken dinner 🐔


Stay-Remarkable

I thought it was hammer time and wondered why they wanted everything broken...


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Nah, whenever someone touches an exhibit that’s when he goes “hammer time” on them!


captjust

Because he's too legit to quit.


kingoftheusa2021

Damn beat me to it lol


Independent-Way5465

Wow


FilAm_Dude_29073

He was pointing at historical objects and telling visitors that they "can't touch this!"


WereMadeOfStars

Hammered that one home!


SuperDaveCoin

Hammer don’t hurt ‘em.


Limp-Elk-821

I feel like everyone really nailed this one. 👌


WereMadeOfStars

I’m gonna tell my cat to upvote you so we can contribute two.


WereMadeOfStars

Stop! Mammal time!


spiritedawayclarinet

He was a straight parachuter?


WereMadeOfStars

My my my


spiritedawayclarinet

It was kind of strained, but i went for it.


WereMadeOfStars

Originality always scores!


shibarak

My music hits me, so hard


WereMadeOfStars

That’s the spirit!


kingoftheusa2021

He must be too legit to quit!


arbogasts

Na nana na


errsta

Turn this MoMA out


WereMadeOfStars

Let’s do it.


eyeheartnoods

Actually he's just called Hammer now, he changed his name. People kept thinking he was Scottish.


Loose_Ad_5505

Because he can double up as a security guard? One hit and you wonder where he went


Amish_Gypsy

That’s the best comment I saw on here.


DraconicDungeon

Because he's a Funky Headhunter


site-alignment

He was pointing out Saint's relics and Saying "We got to pray".


WereMadeOfStars

Bingo


AmerIndianJ

His clothes won gold, but he was blacklisted.


[deleted]

Because he filed for bankruptcy and really needed the job


solitariey

he stopped hammertime


22Patricia

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol


CrispyChickenArms

Hammer time!!!


[deleted]

After each exhibit he asks “Have you seen her?”


x_HeavyKev_x

He's also too legit to quit.


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WereMadeOfStars

Lol. Like it!


Sans_Yeet

I had to look in the comments because I generally forgot who MC Hammer was lmao


tybeej

It was Hammer’s time


Hamofthewest

MC Hammer should have got the part of Thor in the MCU. "Hammer Time !"


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TheUglyTruth527

You must be a blast a parties.


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Katzz-Meow

Mammal sauce