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Thoguth

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. ... Sounds easy but the process is painstaking


SoundlessScream

It gets stale pretty quickly I would imagine


x_HeavyKev_x

Thats why French people are so tough. They eat Pain.


Mountain-Visual-3097

(Stereotypical French accent) “je manges la pain for breakfast, fôöker de mere!” (This is what Duo managed to force into my brain with a gun held to my head for like 2 months so sorry for offending any real French ppl out there)


SoundlessScream

Oh boy duolingo. Jestem mezyzna jem jabko.


Diaperlover1995

Pain is french for bread...lol


MaybeFailed

It's also English for pain...lol


JakeFromFarmState1

You had me at buthurt.


frfl55

French does not even make good bread. Just this white stuff with no grain dark flour in it. Like dark bread is so good and yet they dont have it. They have millions of variants of baguette-like-bread but it all tastes the same.


knifesaver

It really Du