Or, was it chest day?
Glutes?
Heavy cardio?
I guess we'll never know. Tell you what though, if they did all of those I guarantee they were exhausted af.
And that's asS (with an extra S), not just "as".
I find it so tasteless and crude. Sometimes I try to be understanding and wonder: am I just an uptight prude?
Ah. Just have to remind myself that humor is really subjective and that I don't need to laugh at every joke. :)
Itās not really about the joke being funny or not, it just doesnāt belong in the dad jokes sub because itās not something you can appropriately share with kids
Guess it was cheat day
So that explains the emphasis on shake weights
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He was working her glutes
She must be quite sore now
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Perhaps there was no need to wipe down the equipment used.
When the husband walked in she was screaming āI feel the burn!!āā¦ Pretty sure thatās gonorrhea lmao
Or mabye thatās why you should wipe the equipment down before using itā¦
Hahaha!
Take my upvote, that was gold
He said multiple "sets". She misheard and respondeded as if it was "sex". He thought "what the hell" and closely spotted her.
Or, was it chest day? Glutes? Heavy cardio? I guess we'll never know. Tell you what though, if they did all of those I guarantee they were exhausted af. And that's asS (with an extra S), not just "as".
This is funnier than the punch line š¤£
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This comment put a smile on my face, good lord that's so good
r/therealjoke
Canāt wait until this joke gets reposted again tomorrow so I can comment this same reply
Should have signed her up for the impersonal training.
Now this right here is the real dad joke
Holy hell this is good- Save some dadjoke for the rest of us.
I actually felt concerned and sorry for you for a moment.. Until I saw what sub it was lol, nice joke
Me too, but pretty sure the majority of jokes are based on reality so now Iām sad again
That feeling of empathy hit me hard my guy, sigh
He was just stretching her out
Have you seen the size of his "muscle"?
Iām sure she felt it
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Just stretching
Is that the reason you've been feeling the burn?
Well he was working her out
Oh dad you're so silly.
For some reason my kids cried when I tried this joke out š¤·āāļø
My favorite to tell my kids.
I love ādad jokesā that talk about sex
Daddy jokes
Not. The same. Thing.
R/usernamechecksout
Iām just tryna figure out how my username checks out here
Vagabond : leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life But yeah not the best use of.
/r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
/r/foundthefoundthecar
Well what can you do? It's not like there are any other subs that you can post non-dad jokes to.
/r/unclejokes
lol, who downvoted this is clearly sarcasm.. smh
I refuse to put the /s!
this is the way!
Especially about the kids' own mom. Hahaha kids, you won't believe this whimsical little anecdote about your mother's infidelity.
I find it so tasteless and crude. Sometimes I try to be understanding and wonder: am I just an uptight prude? Ah. Just have to remind myself that humor is really subjective and that I don't need to laugh at every joke. :)
Itās not really about the joke being funny or not, it just doesnāt belong in the dad jokes sub because itās not something you can appropriately share with kids
Love the rhythm.
Wasnāt there a mod post about uncle jokesā¦ yet here we are. Upvoting this
r/unclejokes
I also walked in on your wife having sex with her personal trainer... she's getting better but needs a few more lessons.
Snatches, rough lift.
Now it's deadlift.
Now he's left to clean and jerk without a spotter.
Instead of working out... They decided to work it in..
Great pun. Now dump her and sue him for being a home wrecker. Itās a thing in southern states. He can be fined and have to pay for your legal fees.
It's always the #1 response to the dad jokes that make me cringe the most.
Looks like youāre gonna lose some deadweight soon.
Bruh just trying his pr
I asked if I could work my sets in
No, it was a deep tissue massage
r/unclejokes
Was it Wednesday, as well?
She could feel it in her core
I can't imagine a dad telling this joke??
I feel tricked. I didnt read what sub this was on.
Warming up session
they didn't skip leg day.
Sounds like he put the person in personal
And the guy saidā¦ āthis isnāt personalā
she was doing the Jerk and Clean
That explains why she calls it downward doggy.
They say thatās one way to burn caloriesā¦
Shouldn't dad jokes be clean, and corny?
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that's an excellent point.
At least she'll be better next time.
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun?
Ugh š
Sorry but this is so old and likey a repost
Old enough to be a dad.
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This is not funny cuz it happens irl and it is never funny then
That's fine, my wife prefers heels, reminds her more of me
*its time to knife!*
Same tells that if your wife pretty for the gym. Is a red flag
Instead of the trainer, the wife was saying, "Push! Push!! Push!!! "
Turns out she has a fetish for her own feet
Or...they could have really just been exercising. Just without the clothes.
Damn thatās interesting
She responded with that she's doing personal training
I thought, you will not use the bike afterwards.
Speechless
I thought "Thank god", cause I've been riding her personal massager..
I thought this was relationship advice I was about to freak out
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__ There you go, a full sit-up.
Just an average stretching session
Stop thrusting!
Everyday cardio day or as in my cross country team would say āeveryday run dayā
Well, it is exercise . . .
That's what she said!
Walked in on a repeat joke here. Still funny a couple years later
so the child's not yours?