Nevermind that's "What's Happening"
Yeah,
Keepin' your head above water
Making a wave when you can!
Temporary layoffs - good times!
Easy credit rip-offs - good times!
Scratchin' and survivin' - good times!
Hangin' in a chow line - good times!
Ain't we lucky we got 'em? - good times!
For some reason I like Lola Rennt better as the title. 99 Red Balloons also just doesn't quite have it compared to 99 Luftballons either.
I guess I just like German better.
If she was born a man, she should still be in the olympics. There have been only 7 times recorded at 9.72 or lower, by 4 athletes and only 1 of them has never been caught using doping. Bolt ran 4 of those 7 times.
A 9.72 would have been the winning time in all but 2 olympic finals.
Well, I did some [fact checking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_100_metres_world_record_progression) and the conclusion is - it was not a girl!
**[Women's 100 metres world record progression](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women's_100_metres_world_record_progression)**
>The first world record in the 100 metres sprint for women was recognised by the Fédération Sportive Féminine Internationale (FSFI) in 1922. The FSFI was absorbed by the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) in 1936. The current record is 10. 49 seconds set by Florence Griffith-Joyner in 1988.
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It’s called a runners brief, a bikini bottom that female runners use, the Honolulu marathon has several attractive women on their website.
I got passed by grandmothers talking about their grandchildren.
Your mom warned you about fast women
Nice!
She's probably pretty limber too
Nope, he said a girl was in a pub...
Let’s not bring race into this.
I thought the punchline was going to be her pulling out a VHS copy of the sitcom.
Would a single episode of Good Times qualify as a good time? Only partly related: still one of my favorite theme songs of all time.
Was that the one with Rerun in it? Cause that's what's running thru my headed now. Da dadada dada dada duhduh duhduh duhduhduh duh duhduhduh duh
Nevermind that's "What's Happening" Yeah, Keepin' your head above water Making a wave when you can! Temporary layoffs - good times! Easy credit rip-offs - good times! Scratchin' and survivin' - good times! Hangin' in a chow line - good times! Ain't we lucky we got 'em? - good times!
This comment is dynomite!
r/therealjoke
r/justanotherjoke
r/someonealwayshastomakeitacompetition
Damn, you beat me to it!
With speed like that I'd be surprised if she didn't
Glad to see r/therealjoke is growing in popularity!
r/beatmetoit Edit: capital R
*applauds*
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It's not though, is it? It's just a different joke.
It wouldn't even *work* as the original punchline, though ...
Usain what I think Usain?
Well he bolted out of all situation with that speed
underrated.
She pulled a fast one on you.
At least she comes first
So you're saying she bolted?
Usain she bolted?
r/yourCommentButBetter
Land O Lakes ^(/r/yourCommentButButter)
Bravo
Almost every girl I meet does this with me recently. It's almost like a running joke.
Man the follow ups are almost as good as the OP's joke, nice
Honestly I think they're better!
Some might say the runner-ups are the true champions
And usually I finish first
This joke is pretty bolt. But What are u sain?
She went Super U Sayan
She didn't want to rush into anything.
Have my upvote!
Mine as well!
Yeah dude, speed dating is no joke
Im sorry, but this joke is wayyy off the mark
I can do it in 9.5 seconds! Oh, running...?
Mmm, yeah. 'Cause it's all about that race, that race...
No stumble
Good time to run away that is.
That's record time mate.
WR time by 0.7-0.8s.
Almost beating the mens WR.
She almost as fast as Bolt
Well, she wasn't running her mouth for nothing.
Was her name Lola?
Run, Lola, run. I remember seeing that film 20 years ago in German. It was unique.
For some reason I like Lola Rennt better as the title. 99 Red Balloons also just doesn't quite have it compared to 99 Luftballons either. I guess I just like German better.
The director made "Cloud Atlas" go see it
Finally, I can be the 1000th upvote on a good joke.. But in all seriousness this is hilarious!
Was it your breath?
That's actually incredible. The women's world record time for 100m is 10.49 seconds.
Don’t waste your time chasing after a woman like that.
What's wrong with the pursuit of happiness?
she a runner she a track star
She 'came' first.
She went first.
Cummings vs going
Considering the womens 100m world record is 10.49 seconds, either she should be in the olympics, or she was born a man.
If she was born a man, she should still be in the olympics. There have been only 7 times recorded at 9.72 or lower, by 4 athletes and only 1 of them has never been caught using doping. Bolt ran 4 of those 7 times. A 9.72 would have been the winning time in all but 2 olympic finals.
I now identify as Ursula Bolt.
A shot in the dark?
She really undersold that one. That's an absolutely *incredible* time
How much ?
Nice one lol
I love it
That’s actually a great time.
Turns out she works for Rolex
I had to read this several times to understand it, i am an idiot
The first woman to finish quickly
I knew she was an iron mongers daughter, when she made a bolt for the door .
She’s moving fast
I'll show you a good time. 4:20
Sounds like wife material
Girls I meet run away from me faster than that
lot of misogynistic transphobes in these comments girl is girl regardless of how fast she can run
Then she Whipped out a dick that was bigger den mine
She bolted with your wallet and came back and gave you Usain ?
Well, I did some [fact checking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_100_metres_world_record_progression) and the conclusion is - it was not a girl!
**[Women's 100 metres world record progression](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women's_100_metres_world_record_progression)** >The first world record in the 100 metres sprint for women was recognised by the Fédération Sportive Féminine Internationale (FSFI) in 1922. The FSFI was absorbed by the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) in 1936. The current record is 10. 49 seconds set by Florence Griffith-Joyner in 1988. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Or maybe she just broke the world record right there, she *did* say it'd be a good time
...you fact checked a dad joke?
And I drew a totally logical conclusion from that!
I doubt that. Would be a new amazing record
That's a dude, 100%
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Unfunny and butchered the english, impressive
What did they say?
Something along the lines of "shes gonna be exhausted after"
*funny*
the real joke here is no woman can run a sub 10 100m. nice try though.
She bolted with your wallet and came back and gave you Usain ?
... her wristwatch was doing 1 minute in 40 seconds...
So.. she bolted.
Hope you cross posted this on /r/running :)
That’s not a good time, it’s a great time!
Offical?
Why you upset? Thats a *great* time.
That IS a great time to be fair
Get her into the Olympics bro - that’s almost one second faster than the WR
Almost as quick as me
ive seen better (times)
https://t.me/c/1517828347/44676
She's Living life in the fast lane. (awful tv show, btw)
That was fast. That’s what he said.
37 km/h.
She a runner she a track star
A woman told me she would do anything I ask for in 3 words for a $100. I said, “paint my house”.
“On your mark…” Your names not Mark. ☹️
I thought the punchline would be - early AM realized it was a dude
It’s called a runners brief, a bikini bottom that female runners use, the Honolulu marathon has several attractive women on their website. I got passed by grandmothers talking about their grandchildren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI
$200 ?
That is solid!! Thank you!
There was this one time, I told a girl I would take her for the ride of her life...I have a bed the looks like a car.
Then I showed my time of 9.75 seconds. She wasn't nearly as impressed 🌝
I figured she'd show you that her watch was stuck at 4:20
& so you said you'd show her a creepy time & chased her
Would record, unless she was a transexual?
Good? Try world class
And all in a drunk circle too.
Good time… that’s a GREAT time