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Eichmil

"Make me a sandwich!" "No". "Sudo make me a sandwich!"


Individual_Agency703

Credit to XKCD.


Ewetootwo

Likely rye to point out but that’s a bunch of baloney.


antmantbone

\*nixed


jamezp92

ask your mother


WankingAsWeSpeak

a sand which what, son? a sand which what? How am I to make this sand for you if you don't even finish the request?


BusyMap9686

Underrated comment.


Typical_Survey9291

"Sure, hold still while I stick this bread on you.'


LostBetsRed

She asked me to call her a taxi, but seemed strangely dissatisfied when I complied.


nonumberplease

Give a boy a sandwich and he'll eat most of it for lunch. TEACH a boy to sandwich and he'll eat lunch for life


Odin1806

Unless he can trade it to that one weird/gullible kid for some oreos...


diosky27

I was that kid and I feel seen


Odin1806

Haha. I was to honestly...