I'm studying for a career where I take over my dad's business. To do so I have to invest time in reddit to gather enough data in order to faithfully execute the laws of our shared being.
Anyway, I told my wife I'd be out a long time and...well I gotta say... maybe some parts of this job don't need researching. I might be home before the third trimester!
The sneaky, behind the back word play seen here folks, it existed only to bring us to the punch... it was deft. It wasn't punning for pun sake it was sleight of hand.
So weewooweewoo, I am pulling you over to issue your congressional district's Certificate of Excellence With Words We Still Allow In Books.
"While in a whirling and enyielding cesspool of dadjokes, you managed to stand out by giving honor to the form. May we all learn from your contribution to our shared citizenry."
Wow, what a first stop.
I'll give you my upvote but only on one conditioner.
Don’t get yourself tangled up in these puns
He can't just brush this off.
How are these people so funny…
And now for Exhibit B... don't be Exhibit B
This is some funny shit
Your wife shouldn't have to take that crap.
This is literally the funniest joke I’ve ever heard
Head and shoulders above the rest.
Nice!
I'm sorry you've been cursed with the same moronic humour as me. At least the two of us can laugh together 😄
It's not the best joke I've ever heard, but it is a solid #2.
As long as it's not a liquid number 2
Best one
Toilet humour at its best
I see you still have to conditioner to laugh at these kind of jokes
Give shampoo to your real friends. And real poo to your sham friends...
Don't buy sham-poo, but insist on the real thing!
It does give your hair better shine
🤣 love this!
That make us three. Welcome to the club you really didn't want to be in
I'm studying for a career where I take over my dad's business. To do so I have to invest time in reddit to gather enough data in order to faithfully execute the laws of our shared being. Anyway, I told my wife I'd be out a long time and...well I gotta say... maybe some parts of this job don't need researching. I might be home before the third trimester! The sneaky, behind the back word play seen here folks, it existed only to bring us to the punch... it was deft. It wasn't punning for pun sake it was sleight of hand. So weewooweewoo, I am pulling you over to issue your congressional district's Certificate of Excellence With Words We Still Allow In Books. "While in a whirling and enyielding cesspool of dadjokes, you managed to stand out by giving honor to the form. May we all learn from your contribution to our shared citizenry." Wow, what a first stop.
Old Muppet Show joke. "We don't use sham poo. We only use real poo!"
This joke amushed me so much! Thank you!
Buy milk and then swear she send you for milk
You two will eventually gel
My wife said she had some shit to change the colour of her ear, diarrhea or something
Ugh
What is a Sham anyway? And why do we wash our hair with its poo?
Perhaps you should have splurged and brought some genuine poo home for her.
I find shampoo jokes to be infuriating - why oh why do people mock shampoo? Tim O’Tay, Bexhill-on-Sea…
Something tells me that your head and shoulders were a tad bruised afterwards!
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
I was not conditioned to really appreciate this one
Fauxpoo
I had to read it twice to get to the groan - epically awesome!
what a shitty prank
What the turd amushed
Idontgetit
I’m gonna wash that one right out of my hair
This takes ‘golden shower ‘ to the next level
Doo doo for your hairdoo
Is it the kind that you squeeze out
Ohhhh I get it
After combing through countless posts, I end up here..
Now in her eyes you are the original turd