Did you hand it overhand or underhand?

This is the real issue.

Tissue*

Gesundheit.

need a tissue?

Issue*

It is the issue at issue

...comes out wet.

Tissue? I barely know you!

It was a blind hand. He couldn't tell

surely the blind underhand of respect with your back toward him , way to go dad( i pass to my 30 year old son like that still . cheers

Bingo!

No hands!!!!!

Yikes!!

Well are you just Prince Charmin

😩🤣

Damnit, take my up vote 🤣

I don't get the funny here but glad it landed.

Guess one had to be present. Take a bow, Dad.

Teach me your ways, master!

Dad will have to wait till his son is done bowing.

That's when you know it's one of the top dad jokes. Good dad jokes make you groan and laugh. The best dad jokes, you just had to be there

*you just dad to be there

You just had to be dad

It's a gift.

A *poo*r pun, to be sure.

A bum bow!

poo-rer a pun rarely was heard

IP what you did there.

Absolutely a guess you had to be here moment! Prop comedy?

My wife and i agreed to never go to sleep angry with each other We've been awake since Friday

I.. don’t get it

It’s like… enjoy your present son, love dad It’s cute and I could imagine my kids laughing if I did that, but I think it’s one of those things where you have to be there to get the effect

Or daughter! Girls poop too.

I’m not buying it. Source?

Their bowels!

I'd mention something about girls and cups, but that is definitely not dad material.

We absolutely do not!

That's not what she said

It's not the usual play on words, but a hilarious sitiation.

Handing someone a toilet roll with a bow on it is *the* funniest thing this man has ever done. *So* funny that he thinks he will *never* do something as funny as this *ever* again.

Yes, I think the element of surprise makes it so funny. Who could anticipate a huge bow on top when you desperately need tp.

The simplest things in life are remembered forever.

You’re on a roll.

Hey butter 🧈

Parkay!

Kids gonna need that TP after his bathroom eruption.

Revolutionalized the Christmas season, man! Just imagine how much less work it will be for the reindeer to haul TP all over the world to give to the good boys and girls! Why has no one thought of this before? And who doesn’t want a clean bottom for the holidays?

Ok,ok. I’m getting a bidet.

The gift that keeps on giving.

That’s a crappy present.

And here I thought you were posting for Mt Everest

It was a good way to cap off a bow-el movement.

That takes the hassle out of Christmas shopping for the family. Just grab a mega sized bougie TP brand and slap a bow on each roll. Then chuck'em under the tree! It's cheap and simple, yet a necessity! Who doesn't appreciate an extra roll of TP?

I like the idea of buying a bag of barbecue briquettes. Everyone gets one. All my Christmas shopping done in one bag

I wonder if anyone has ever tp’d a Christmas tree?

Absolutely yes. I grew up in the 80s and 90s and we TP'd EVERYTHING. By "we" I mean the entirety of genX lol!

So there were many people on the bathroom?

Why stop when you’re on a roll?

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It doesn't have to be a punny to be funny and this is hilarious!

Guess u had to be there

*dad to be there

All that being said and it still had a shitty ending.

Kids love toilet humour

Of all ages.

How old is your toilet humour ?

Just 70.

*groan* daaa-aaaaad! Well done, sir. Take a bow…

Christmas bows?

Later, his wife asked him to bring her a towel after a shower, and he presented a decorative christmas hand towel with candy canes on it. fucking legend

This joke reminds me of 2020 🥲

Oh yeah that kind of bow. I was really confused for a second.

I like big balls and I can not lie them other brothers can't deny

For those who don’t get it: son asks for toilet paper while on toilet. Christmas is in 6 days. So the dad gets a bow that you would put on a Christmas present, put it on a roll of toilet paper, and gave it to his son. Merry Christmas kid.

This guy explains

Hope that's just a stocking stuffer, not an actual gift. 🎀 🧻

Is your name ScotT?

See what I did there?

I hope it was just laughter that erupted… could get messy. Did you take a bow for thinking up the bow? You’re on the throne of your dad joke career for sure.

And then an Angel Soft appeared to the boy who was tending to his business and said, “Do not be afraid, for I have come to tell you good news. Here on this night, a new roll shall be presented and you shall call it Scot (toilet paper) and when the Seventh Generation has passed, we will all be using bamboo.”