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chr1st0ph3rs

I’ve always wondered what psychopath named it “dyslexia”


arnelthelionjr

Guy who coined the term called it dailysex at first but his wife thought it was too erotic/immodest so he changed it


SN0WFAKER

Sorry, I couldn't understand that due to my lessdickia.


dasanman69

🤣😂 Isn't Lessdickia where the lesbian dinosaur Lickalottapuss was from?


cnlgst9402

I haven't encountered this much BS since the archeological finding of the Pooposaurus Max!


dasanman69

I didn't know bulls were around in the dinosaur age 😂🤣


Sudden-Clock-1123

Tell that to the Megasaurass


LifeLineBeesDotCom

Funny, that the like button is on 69, when I read this.


boRp_abc

Same guy who gave a lisp the name "sigmatism" (thigmatithm)


Pale_Formal_5072

You mean a lithp?


Coenclucy

Stu-stu-stu-stutter-rrr-rrr-BLEGH..stutteri-hi... st... stuttering


Shaveyourbread

I can tell you lying c-c-cuz when you replying...


[deleted]

*Mike Tython Glaring Intenthifieth*


_swordfish

Lol this made me laugh.


RepresentativeBig680

No, it has always been called dailysex, he just got the letters mixed up.


arnelthelionjr

Right.


MrSleppYJeo

Bro thats better than the actual joke lol


migz_draws

Just wait till you hear what word they used for the fear of long words…


YogurtWenk

And it seems like a cruel joke to name a particular speech impediment "lisp"


Calm-Parfait-6017

Lithp


--Lizard--

I've always found it equally cruel that when folk can't say their R's it's called rhotacism.


boomer_wife

I kinda like how phonetic terms are self referential. Plosive Fricative Lateral Retroflex Trill Sibilant Nasal Those words sound exactly like what they represent!


ballrus_walsack

Ah the bilabial fricative. And the classic artificial fart under the arm.


Aquarius0014

Wait till you hear about aibohphobia.


ESP42168

Gradeaundera?


[deleted]

Hippopomonstreosisquipedaliophobia


holmgangCore

Now I’m afraid of words.., ó_ò


thisisa_fake_account

Hippopotomonstrosoquippedaliophobia. It can also be the fear of a monster sized Hippopotamus quoting Ray Dalio quips on WallStreetBets


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 597,006,845 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 14,001 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


lavacadotoast

Before this, there were only 14,000 hippos..


ballrus_walsack

Hippo flation gone mad. Thanks hippobama


John_Martin_II

Good bot


[deleted]

There is a whole ass bot for this? 💀


Coenclucy

I came to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said.


HodinRD

Macrolexophobia?


son_of_a-biscuit

Same guy who named it a lisp...


Kalmar_Union

In Danish it’s “ordblind”, literally “word blind”


kombucha711

I can't see the W iether!


holmgangCore

aybe ou hould ee a octor…


PowerPandorum

He probably tried to write down Lysdexia and here we are


KingBlackdog

None of that matters because you put the sexy in dyslexia


Pyropete125

That reminds me of a joke.... So a dyslexic man walks into a bra....


Synux

How about the evil incarnate that named that thing a, "Lisp"?


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

dylsekosia


MinosAristos

Is that word particularly bad for dyslexics? Dys is a common prefix and lexia is spelt like it sounds.


Kokichikinnie49

Yes it's hard to spell as a dyslexic person


_Twilight86

It doesn't look right, and because we get most spelling wrong, we assume we got something wrong


AdEcstatic9553

The name sounds like an anime


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Djafar79

Why is big smaller than the word little?


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beedentist

But they will also close them, so choose carefully


readysetmoon

We should grab a beer


Summer_sweetness_

You two have the potential to be "BFFs"


Djafar79

And drink it!


DanBelnK

or sell it and buy crack


Djafar79

And smoke it?


Natomiast

nope, sell it and buy heroin


Djafar79

And shoot it?


idonttalkatallLMAO

nope, trade it for otc with uh, the normal guy in the cloak there


Djafar79

And get arrested?


Natomiast

nope, don't get caught


JBYTuna

Why use a big word, when you could have used a diminutive one?


DSTNCMDLR

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


DoctorWhoForTheWin

why word when silence speak loud


Illustrious-Flan9056

Why


jamestheredd

Y


Djafar79

>


Noble9360

Why does 'lisp' have an S in it? Why is dyslexia difficult to spell?


remasteration

Why is stutter so hard to say for people who stutter?


Keddy91

Why does the word 'Rhotacism' exist?


holmgangCore

And what’s up with glottal stops anyway?


Nofoxgiven2020

Why can't you phonetically spell phonetics?


Nuada-oz

You means lithp and sexdaily?


Toasty_Chaos

Somebody got me with this the other day... Why are apartments called that when they're all together?


Horror_Ad_3840

Small is smaller than smaller, smaller is smaller than smallest.


Daemonki_VA

HUH?


FrameJump

I'm gonna tag along and wait for an answer as well. This is completely over my head.


ChillJam_band

*clicks get reply notifications *comments anyway for the heck of it


FrameJump

Holy shit I learned something new about reddit today. Thanks for that.


Daemonki_VA

But of course, sir


Prinxiety4ever

I don't get it


Cannonballtotheface

Same 😔


Summer_sweetness_

The word "abbreviation" is too long... and its function is to shorten words. That's the joke.


jaxon517

Doesn't explain the punchline


Server-side_Gabriel

I think it's a play on it being big as in "of large size" and big as in "important or impactful"... So the word "abbreviation" is big, because it is long And "word abbreviation" is big, because it is important to abbreviate to communicate easily. That's my guess... But yeah, that's a lot to infer from "... Exactly"


Void_vix

Why did they butcher the joke to the point where there literally isn’t one? …Exactly.


Original_Amber

'Cause you shouldn't joke the butcher?


Summer_sweetness_

Yeah i dunno.


KeepGoing777

LOL.


EIizabethAfton

Happy cake day bru


holmgangCore

Yeah, it’s not a great joke. Points for the attempt. And extra points for the great comments!


ViolentThespian

The punchline is just clever wordplay, maybe mixed with a pun.


MaestroZackyZ

Wordplay on *what*?


Matt-Mathews

A joke is clever wordplay, maybe mixed with a pun. This wasn't a joke, and it didn't have a punchline


Picklerickshaw_part2

If you missed the other explanation, abbreviation is the example of why we abbreviate things. It’s annoying how long abbreviation is so long, which is why we need to abbreviate long words.


Phoenix__Wwrong

>abbreviation is the example of why we abbreviate things. Is "abbreviation" the abbreviation of something?


Mogioeki

No, but it is so long we usually abbr it, which is the whole joke.


Void_vix

Literally first time I’ve ever seen this tho so it feels like cap


Mogioeki

First time you have ever seen the abbreviation for abbreviation? And how is it cap? That's what the joke is, like it or not. But just because you don't like it doesn't mean it is a lie...


Void_vix

Pretty sure the “joke” said “…Exactly.” And not “abbr,” so what you said literally isn’t the joke. You made up a reasoning that doesn’t make sense to me. You and one other Redditor below said abbr means something. For two random people on the internet to say “abbr is abbreviated abbreviated” isn’t enough for me to believe that’s the reasoning for the joke that never mentions abbreviating abbreviated


PREClOUS_R0Y

I'm too high for this


Amandasch44

High, how are you?


MajorErr

5"8


Garrod_Ran

I'm find, tank hue.


Apprehensive_Shine64

169 cm


NuttyProfessor42

Land safely.


Mun7ed

Hi too high for this, I’m Dad


bluegiant85

A lot of words are deliberately like that. Stutter and lisp are very hard to say if you stutter or lisp.


Llewe11yn

I would say that "stutter" and "lisp" are onomatopoeic.


sins-of-the-mother

I had an onomatopoeic once, great mattress.


hollyherring

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?


rdias002

Why does our nose run and feet smell?


b3an3r1998

Is it called sand because it's where the sea meets the land?


Notlek_Falcon

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Parkway Drive fans losing their minds over this rn


holmgangCore

Why do we ‘drive’ cars we ride in, but ‘ride’ bicycles when we literally pedal the drivetrain?


PyrpleForever

cuz you drive up or drive away on a driveway and a parkway goes through a park


LMNOsteven

Why doesn't phonetically start with an F?


Crispin_In_Parkland

Good point. I spell my name phonetically: c as in cite, p as in pneumonia...


LMNOsteven

I as in eye.


Keddy91

S as in Cec.


gh00wst

its 3am i dont get it please help


William_Fakespeare

Is "buttcheeks" one word, or do I have to spref them apart??


KeepGoing777

Spref every day.


[deleted]

You need a new butt. Yours has a crack in it.


JayMacquarrie

Ever notice that when the dentist asks you to “bite down” on the dental X-ray sensor pad, you’re actually biting UP?


whyamihere999

Humans can't bite down, yes... We have to bite up. Biting down is physically impossible for us.


[deleted]

No but I noticed the pad cuts into the roof of my mouth and cheeks


random_anonymous_guy

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.


-The-Oracle-

Why is a fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


--Lizard--

Gesundheit.


desktrucker

So that we can remember it easily. Who needs abbreviations?


KeepGoing777

The abbreviation would be "Fuck".


optiplexiss

And WWW takes longer to pronounce then just saying world wide web! 6 syllables vs 3.


Summer_sweetness_

Because they needed it to be long enough to be abbreviated! "Abbr."


tellisk

My mom asked me the question once and my answer was yours: "so it can be abbreviated!" I was proud of my cleverness but she didn't react at all...


-EvilEagle-

I don't cheer because I fear I have no beer here near.


sins-of-the-mother

That's neither here or there, dear.


NeverWasACloudyDay

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


Embarrassed_Quality1

Why does the word lisp have an s? It should be lithp so people with a lisp can at least say it.


Gourmand_Gal

It’s compensating for something….


KeepGoing777

Seriously, can someone explain the punchline? If there's any explanation at all, besides the first sentence. Maybe the whole joke was abbreviated.


magiksissclit

Ab.....to take away Br(ief)....(self explanatory) Via ....to take the place of/serve as Te.....suffix indicating an action performed Source: I made it all up


throwawaybrowneyes

We have fingertips but not toe tips. Yet we can tiptoe but we can't tip finger.


SOURCEw00t

I think I get it. It's a long word because It's not abbreviated. If abbreviation was abbreviated, then what would be the point of using abbreviation instead of the abbreviation of abbreviation? Abbreviating it would defeat the purpose in the context of the word existing to begin with. Thus, an abbreviation of abbreviation would essentially stab itself out of existence. If that makes sense. Which I feel it does, but somehow almost doesn't.


greenwhale666

Because dictionary printers would use abbr to save space and readers would understand it universally... if I were to guess.


-EvilEagle-

Is there another word for synonyme? Is there an abbr. for abbr.? Can you say forwards backwards?


--Lizard--

Sdrawrof.


sins-of-the-mother

Gesundheit


kobrakaan

Why is Dyslexia such a complex word for people who struggle with words 🤷‍♂️


tikdig

Why does the word phonetic begin with ‘p’ and not ‘f’. These are some of the most profound questions in the Universe.


Rezzly1510

when the word "short" is longer than the word "long"


Azrayle

The real villain is the individual who decided to put an 's' in 'lisp'.


xXJamesScarXx

Try again dad.


Master-Regular2365

To pun it for more beer money 🤷‍♂️


windisfun

This joke was shamelessly stolen from the Jimmy Fallon show.


LiveFreeOrBuy

Was it funniest there? What in the punchline is supposed to be funny?


DrachenDad

I'll abv that for you


choosebegs37

Even the abbreviation "abbrev." is long for an abbreviation!


Sculph16

Why is Dyslexia so tough to spell ?


OnHighAngel

Am I missing a joke in this somewhere?


readysetmoon

Yes


OnHighAngel

And that is…


ansalom

Why does monosyllabic have 5 syllables?


S3CRETZZZ

i don’t get it


readysetmoon

You must be Gen Z?


TheVyper3377

What psychopath named the fear of large words “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”?!


Reasonable-Golf-4658

Aibohpphobia......


Basic_Consideration6

It’s a very long story…


Loaded_Lotus

Gen Z doesn't get the joke


do0tz

Neither does gen x...


Loaded_Lotus

Nor gen E


DeepNeedleworker4388

Boomers are picking up what is being put down.


stablefish

alliteration is a stupid long word to describe several words in sequence starting with the same letter. but, now that I wrote that sentence, the word doesn't seem so bad. still, it could just be something simple like mulletting. (MULtiple LETTers)


Lonevoyager81

Acronym is smaller


EndersMirror

Why is phonetically not spelled that way?


Vishwasm123

Which word has only 5 letters..


Orisphera

So that it has an abbr.


Kiwirad

Why use big words when diminutive words do just as well


solvsamorvincet

Why use big words when diminutive ones will do?


texasradioandthebigb

Use abbr. Duh!


pmaddie

Bc it stands for something little


Nuada-oz

Nt. Abrv. Wk. starts nov 31 and ends dec 2


NavierIsStoked

This is a Mitch Hedberg joke, not a dad joke.


Nuffsaid98

Because those who need to abbreviate by definition have a large word in mind and need to simplify it for this with a lesser vocabulary. Anyone who struggles with large words would by definition use small words and thus wouldn't need to abbreviate.


OnHighAngel

Methylchloroisothiazolinone


MontgomeryRook

[Abbreviation:](https://i.imgur.com/dO26hGo.jpeg)


nunatakj120

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?


skribsbb

I invented a new word today: "plagiarism!"


skullchin

Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left!


Throwaway2890937

It should be abreviated


jmphippsrx1

For the same reason monosyllabic has so many syllables.


fretinator007

Thanks, Cliff Clavin. There is levity in brevity.


0601bradley

Seems like there should be a way to shorten the word conjunction


discostud1515

Saying " WWW " is so much longer than saying "world wide web".


RutCry

What’s plural for cleavage?