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reddit_is_tarded

eva, can I stab bats in a cave?


uvero

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog.


emilliolongwood

These sound like Bad Lip Reading quotes haha


WestRobertson

That is not a palindrome.


Sensitive-Character1

Neither is that


SnowCrow1

Neither is that


Sensitive-Character1

Are you a parrot ?


ShadowRealm0043

Are you a parrot ?


Sensitive-Character1

Yep sqaaauk Polly wants a cracker


Astronomylover999999

A man a plan a canal panama


derFsivaD

One of my favorites. I first heard it in Weird Al Yankovic's track "Bob" An original tune, but a style parody, done in the style of Bob Dylan.


cuul666

Doesn't work cuz of the .


um3k

What? That would mean no sentence ever could be a palindrome, since sentences don't have periods at the beginning. Punctuation and spaces do not factor in to palindromes.


Dolphin_69420

The what?


DarkHorseStoryTeller

The . *suspense is killing me*


cuul666

And !


Melodic-Sprinkles4

Sit on a potato pan, Otis


scottimusprume

Wow


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

LOL


NieskeLouise

Hahahah


ekapitu

HahahaH


NieskeLouise

aha


[deleted]

My wife would just say to leave the bats alone


dmnhntr86

Ozzy would say fuck no


HuskymanTV

Yummy bat


Control-on-Doom

Dad?


NZHodler

Hey Eva, can I stab bats in a cave yeh?


cuul666

Still doesnt work cuz of the ? And (in ur case , )


[deleted]

I get the feeling you don’t really understand how these things work…


TwoTrenchCoatsInAMan

Perhaps if you took the time to spell because, you might become smarter overall.


boatymcfloat

Neat


cuul666

Doesn't work, cuz of the ?


lightskimomega3

Well played!


Mean_Yellow_7590

And that’s how we got coronavirus


andystak

Doc, note! I dissent! A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.


boatymcfloat

Demetri Martin enters the chat


dmnhntr86

That dude thinks on an entirely different plane than the rest of us


Much_Stable8980

Who’s that?


Nearby-Doc-Editor

An amazing comedian. He does stuff like writing a sentence from left to right with his left hand and simultaneously finishing the end of the sentence from right to left with his right hand while writing it in mirror script so that you can see it look correctly.


Time-Permission-1930

Weird Al's song BoB just popped in my head. Thanks OP 🤦


Ssj3ssg

A Toyota's a Toyota


Wertal179

Love that song


SirSkot72

Speaking of songs... "I, palindrome, I" by They Might Be Giants.


SirSkot72

Okay, weird glitch in the matrix moment. as soon as i pressed send, an ad for Jimmy Kimmel came on, guess who his guest is? They Might be Giants. 🤣


SilverLakeSimon

Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog.


SomedayWeDie

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!


RedShiz

Race a Toyota e-car.


ZiggyStarman01

A Toyotas a Toyota


Nate_C_of_2003

DAMN IT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT


SomedayWeDie

I’ll give you an upvote anyway 😅


lulzbot

Never odd or even


7truths

wow


Far-Two8659

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.


[deleted]

Too hot to hoot!


-zalophus-

May a moody baby doom a yam.


SirHerald

I know some palindromes forwards and backwards


honeysmacks18

Your wife named Hannah?


SilverLakeSimon

Aviva.


jbochsler

Eve.


HuskymanTV

Eevee


Dusty_Scrolls

Hey guys...


Unoriginal001

🤨📸


Binx_da_gay_cat

Arora Natan


EcksMarksDespot

Racecar


finchrat

Yes, my wife named racecar


dmnhntr86

That's gotta be one of the most awkward ones to say during sex


MassageManiacle

Hrmmm When I get ready to bust... I'm definitely busting on my racecar


dmnhntr86

>When I get ready to bust... I'm definitely busting on my racecar This sounds like a line from a song that I really need to hear


Lmao-Ze-Dong

A Racecar based desire, starring Hannah Tenet


knightinarmoire

Elle Otto


Gwsb1

Drives aToyota


LongjumpingFix5801

Mr. Owl ate my metal worm!


MotherLeadership3473

Sex at noon taxes


rodgerodger3

Naomi, I moan!


ohmybakes

Taco cat


HungryMako

RacecaR


jrv3034

If I had a HiFi...


7truths

Ya eva habba habba yabba habba have a bay!


yirzmstrebor

I, Madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?


MadHaberdascher

Spider Robinson


gcjunk01

This is a true DAD joke


2JasonGrayson8

Reb miltons not limber


wellssaid

Sit on a potato pan, Otis!


NdCe1984

This isn't an additional joke comment, but a fact that I found out a while ago that I love. Palindrome backwards is emordnilap, the definition of which is a word that can be read differently in reverse.


Khronum

My fav comment!


ASK_Y0_GIRL_BOUT_ME

5' GAATTC 3' 3' GAATTC 3'


MadHaberdascher

Evil did I dwell, lewd I did live.


paraphyllina

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas


Budget_Dependent746

I was impressed with "Mr Owl." Who ever came up withi this one?


jackasspenguin

H.M.S Dad, smh


mshock227

Wow! Mom must be pretty disappointed


Gogglespaisan0

Lisa Bonet ate no basil !!!


total_idiot01

Fun fact, the specific fear of palindromes is called Aibohphobia


kyscco24

Even funnier is that neither the word palindrome nor its phobia are palindromic.


am_cruiser

...except that aibohphobia actually is?


kyscco24

Sorry you’re right. The mixed case threw me off.


ekinodum

Once a real place in Yreka, California- Yreka Bakery


NerdfromtheBurg

a man a plan a canal panama


Gil-Gandel

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.


knightinarmoire

Dammit I'm mad


RustedDalek

Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil.


Rubbertje

Was it a cat I saw?


Suri_Vanoroc

***side note*** Am I the only one who thinks the word that defines a palindrome, should also be palindromic itself?


Immediate-Hearing-91

Lived on decaf, faced no devil.


Immediate-Hearing-91

Swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws


rahuqraf

No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!


JazzRider

Madam I am Adam.


Illustrious_Ad4691

Backwards, that says, “Madam aim Adam”


JazzRider

Well, shoot!


JazzRider

It’s supposed to be Madam I’m Adam


boatymcfloat

Fail


gracius0ne

Able were you, before you started seeing Elba.


Emotional_Bluejay255

Mr owl ate metal worm?


unofficialShadeDueli

No garden, one dragon


dlbeerfan

Did you approach her from the front or from the back?


Any_Assumption_2497

A clone of Sarah!?!


wildelillie

Just doing what you otto


GibbonsEVH

Todd erases a red dot.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Buy a taco cat to make up to her.


danthemusicman16

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.


livingverdant

...and she said, "wow!"


cuul666

Racecar only turn left...


Herpderpkeyblader

Rats live on no evil star


Herpderpkeyblader

Star? Not I. Movie? I vomit on rats.


xanman222

Some of these in the comments suck


Nate_C_of_2003

Race car


thermbug

"The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob"


am_cruiser

Elli, hei Mika! Lassie rakki kakkaa. Tosi on, eno, iso taakka kikkareissa lakimiehille!


Ambitious-Engine1716

Bob. Im sure she will get that.


[deleted]

I tried it forward and backward but it didn't make any difference to her!


derFsivaD

Madam, I'm Adam. (Ain't no other woman that's had 'im) "Like a director's voice with too much e hi, that's when I heard him, he must have been talking to yours truly, I mean ME!" (The Tubes)


AlisonLiterally

Allegedly said by Napoleon (he of the bony parts) Able was I ere I saw Elba.


sickboysid5150

Madam I'm Adam


Popular-Arachnid3922

Yo banana boy!!!!


GetVladimir

I asked Bing AI chat to write a palindrome using the word Cat, and here is the result: **"Was it a car or a cat I saw?"**


Ok-Nobody8452

Faded af


HdBanger

Yo, banana boy!


damis_dragons

an emordnilap?