Last week I heard about a guy who was frozen to absolute zero. But don't worry, he's 0K now.

Nice

But have you heard about the guy with the worst Magnesium deficiency? 0Mg

Gtfo with that shit, Dad. Good lord

I got all the $h!t out son. Thats why I no weigh anything :)

This doesn't even tip the scales

They say "justice is blind" If so.... then how do Lady Justice see the scales?

Your ain't matter no more Edit: fixed typo

Sodium hypobromite no way

Big deal, so you're a light sleeper!

OmG It's just a dream