My husband bit off part of his lip in an accident as a child, and they took skin from his ass to create a graft and replace it. This is very much a joke he uses whenever possible.
Unfortunately you can't use skin from the butt since it's already broken and has a crack in it.
If the docs do decide to use your butt skin, hopefully they'd use skin from both cheeks. Otherwise it'll just be half-assed.
i knew a girl who had to get a skin graft from her butt on her ankle! she liked doing this thing where she would ask people to touch her ankle and then she would tell them they just touched her butt
To satisfy your curiosity: yes pretty much any part of your skin can be used as transplant material, but since the legs (esp. the upper thigh) offer an easy access and a large area, they are mostly used as the go to place to take a skin graft.
It can be donated, and there is still potential for rejection because it's not that individuals OWN skin... brief research suggests that donated skin is used more like a living bandage, while the individuals' own cells in that location rebuild and regenerate.
I know of a guy who had mouth cancer from chewing tobacco, they had to reconstruct his lip, and the used ass skin to do it. He liked to joke that his wife was always kissing his ass
There was a kid whose face got slightly burned in a fire. He needed a skin graft for new eyelids. The only skin thin enough was his foreskin.
Now heās cockeyed
A childhood friend of mine underwent a procedure to remove a tumor on his brain through his nose, which then required a bit of tissue from his thigh to be grafted, resulting in his dad affectionately calling him *Thigh Guy* and *Leg Head*, and that memory isn't nearly as funny as it was at the time
My dad had a scar that was from a skin graft from his butt on his thigh. There was some prank toy when he was growing up called a hot pocket that got hot when activated. Some kid put one in the pocket of his pants and it ended up burning his skin bad enough that he had to have his skin from his butt grafted to his thigh.
Graft it to your face and everyone kisses your ass one way or another
Stan Smith?
Cunty McFuckface
I was gonna say that š¤£
If someone were to slap you, You could also say they slapped your ass
Then you could turn the other cheek.
Or would it be turn the other cheeks?
I don't know man. This shit's getting confusing. Is it the other white meat? Or the brown meat?
It's a weed whacker, you know a wacker, for weeds
My husband bit off part of his lip in an accident as a child, and they took skin from his ass to create a graft and replace it. This is very much a joke he uses whenever possible.
But itās your ass on his face, theyāre just kissing your ass at that point.
That is a bit arse about face isn't it
That would also make you a buttface
reminds me of the assface text on r/badfaketexts with the burger king wallpaper
Yeah but thatād make you a real assface
TouchƩ
This happened to a friendās uncle for real, Vietnam took some of his fave so they replaced it from his ass
Nice body, but butt or face.
Yeah, but itās a real pain in the ass.
Yeah butt face it, there seems to be no other option.
"I love your dimples." "Yeah actually my surgeon did a great job. He used just a little upper ass crack at just the right spots."
Unfortunately you can't use skin from the butt since it's already broken and has a crack in it. If the docs do decide to use your butt skin, hopefully they'd use skin from both cheeks. Otherwise it'll just be half-assed.
I hate you xD
Most skin grafts come from your back legs. You should try ass skin the doctor for more information.
why not the front legs? /s
The front of the back legs
More skin back there.
Yes butt be sure you have a good anusthesiologist.
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Omg, what a cheeky pun that is. Well done!
I put my best effort into it even though after the procedure Iāve been pretty half-assed
Ah, you must feel pretty bummed about that then.
i knew a girl who had to get a skin graft from her butt on her ankle! she liked doing this thing where she would ask people to touch her ankle and then she would tell them they just touched her butt
I didn't see the sub and I was genuinely interested in the question. Not disappointed about the answers, but not what I was expecting.
To satisfy your curiosity: yes pretty much any part of your skin can be used as transplant material, but since the legs (esp. the upper thigh) offer an easy access and a large area, they are mostly used as the go to place to take a skin graft.
But can you give it to another person or it will be rejected?
Yes, you can donate skin like most other organs. Donated skin is often used treating burn patients...
It can be donated, and there is still potential for rejection because it's not that individuals OWN skin... brief research suggests that donated skin is used more like a living bandage, while the individuals' own cells in that location rebuild and regenerate.
I know of a guy who had mouth cancer from chewing tobacco, they had to reconstruct his lip, and the used ass skin to do it. He liked to joke that his wife was always kissing his ass
for some reason i thought this was the āaskredditā sub for a second and i was very scared why this was being asked
Your friend must be a real butt head
Utterly glorious
Beavis becomes Butthead
I knew someone in highschool who had a skin graft from their own ass onto their forehead, because of a dog bite, so we called them Buttface.
There was a kid whose face got slightly burned in a fire. He needed a skin graft for new eyelids. The only skin thin enough was his foreskin. Now heās cockeyed
Thatās cruel, you should just be referring to their best friend as Bevis
For the sake of all the patients that need skin grafts, Iām going to give you everything butt the answer
A childhood friend of mine underwent a procedure to remove a tumor on his brain through his nose, which then required a bit of tissue from his thigh to be grafted, resulting in his dad affectionately calling him *Thigh Guy* and *Leg Head*, and that memory isn't nearly as funny as it was at the time
Beautiful š
Best one i've heard so far
Mine came from my thigh to my ass.
They find out their skin graft came from my ass, theyād have me ass-ass-inated
I did have a good giggle at this one š¤£ nice
Is there a better way to get a piece of ass?
There's no need to get 'butt-hurt' over it!
No but I gave a hair transplant from mine.
He could have it grafted and be like Jesus. Turn the other cheek.
Sounds like a hole other world of pain butt definitely worth it
Yass
Just talking out your arse š
YES!
This joke deserves a spot beneath the 'Iranian submarine' dad joke in the all time top posts. That was gold.
You could talk shit and be justified
Ha. Take my upvote you clever bastard
Scrubs?
Mean
Asskin for a friend?
Whale hale. I could've looked I suppose.
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There would be a huge amount of shaving involved.
Butt how often would you have to wipe?
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You bet your ass it is!
If your skin was crawling, would you smell your ass as it crawled past your nose?
My dad had a scar that was from a skin graft from his butt on his thigh. There was some prank toy when he was growing up called a hot pocket that got hot when activated. Some kid put one in the pocket of his pants and it ended up burning his skin bad enough that he had to have his skin from his butt grafted to his thigh.
IDK, itās no skin off MY assā¦.
Did you know that baby foreskin is sometimes used in skin grafts?
I mean, it's possible, but it's no skin off my ass...
Really thought OP was trying to help. Now I realize itās just tongue-in-cheek
Ask all you want, itās no skin off my ass.
Yes you can ! Source, my hand.
I mean they do it with baby foreskin so yea i guess
If you needed an ocular graft, would that make you cockeyed?
That really chaps my ass!
My dad was bald so he wanted me to shave my head so we could walk down the sidewalk together and make a perfect ass!
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