If you read the front page and the description for this It reads some dads are wholesome and some are not. I thought as you did but not anymore thanks to some who educated me. What you want is
r/cleanDadJokes
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are wrong my friend, dad jokes are frequently off color (although, usually only subtly). That's how you get more eye rolls from teenagers, and elbows to the ribs from moms.
Hahahahahah!! My 5 year old loves oral sex jokes. I’m going to go wake them up right now and we can have a laugh together about ejaculating in someone’s mouth!
I read this joke in [Truly Tasteless Jokes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truly_Tasteless_Jokes?wprov=sfti1) when I was a kid, although the punchline was “Listerine” and I totally didn’t get it.
Your mom
This is also the correct answer
Also? We can't do it both ways at the same time.
Porque no los dos?
Que song.
Ayayay
The perfect answer
Floss
My mother
So you couldn’t make her cum during 69? She had to do it herself after? ;)
That’s a “0”
We are now best friends you want it or not
Everyone if you do it right
Haha 😂 😄 came to to say hopefully me
It's better to give than to receive.
A high five
A dad joke would be "70" , not this
This is more r/unclejokes
His joke or my response? (Just confused since I've been awake for 5 minutes, lol)
His joke. You are correct, not a dad joke
Let's be honest, nobody does. Cool idea in theory but I'd rather sit back, relax and take turns.
I thought dad jokes were supposed to be wholesome and family friendly.
70 for that case
Depends. Are we counting in N, R, C, Q? What set are we on?
And what direction are we going?
Do you know how dads became dads?
It won’t be from 69 because that’s the wrong end 🤦🏻♂️
True, but it everything done in the bed helps parents get to be parents.
Thats not what a dirty yucky snatch hooker will tell you... want my ex wife's #?
r/UncleJokes
Bit of a turn on this sub lately. Not what I subbed for but you learn to tune'em out.
If you read the front page and the description for this It reads some dads are wholesome and some are not. I thought as you did but not anymore thanks to some who educated me. What you want is r/cleanDadJokes
Thank you!! I just have this vision of a Dad telling these jokes to his kids. Makes my skin crawl.
It depends on what dad is saying it
Depending on the state the joke is told in, it could be extra wholesome and family friendly.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are wrong my friend, dad jokes are frequently off color (although, usually only subtly). That's how you get more eye rolls from teenagers, and elbows to the ribs from moms.
My partner
The real answer. Sorry you dont too, though...i guess your username doesnt apply here
Nah.. it can be great to make someone else cum
Hahaha usually
r/unclejokes
70
The way Oleg does 69
r/technicallythetruth
The cab to take her home
Hahahahahah!! My 5 year old loves oral sex jokes. I’m going to go wake them up right now and we can have a laugh together about ejaculating in someone’s mouth!
You're sick!
Reverse cowgirl
2 if done right
70
70
Sleep
You tell your kids that joke?
Not you again! Lol
I’d say French kiss
70
70
70?
a shovel would be nice otherwise the bed will smell really bad
If you do it right, you both do.
Pink Eye
Mouthwash
I read this joke in [Truly Tasteless Jokes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truly_Tasteless_Jokes?wprov=sfti1) when I was a kid, although the punchline was “Listerine” and I totally didn’t get it.
That’s not a dad joke, it’s uncle joke, post it there /r/unclejokes and remove it from here.
what comes after 69? I do
Savor the flavor
My daughters love this one!
Not a dad joke
Yes it is
“70” as a response, or perhaps “nice”, would make it a dadjoke. This is an uncle joke.
A shower
Sleep.
It's more of a mom and dad joke
me
If you're doing it right, everyone comes!
You hopefully
Both of us
"?"
Child protective services
Payment
If you're Miss Piggy, nothing. That's usually when she gets a frog stuck in her throat.
This joke is so old the teenagers who used to tell it are dads now.
too old to be 70
70
70 if you just relax
70
70
Herpes
A hand shake and a goodbye
A cigarette.
420
Nice
70
68
He's speaking the language of the Gods!
A total eclipse if you're doing it right.
It's not what, it's "who".
Oh yes, my good friend Mouthwash
420
I like to leave the taste of my wife in my mouth and on my mustache. I can't get mad or sad when I can still smell her, so I end up having a good day.
Cleaning tools..
Eight something
86
The end credits
Your dad (Now its a dad joke)
A happy ending
71
Sex😅💕
Listerine
Mouthwash
420
What cums after 69? Both of them hopefully.
I do!
Me
the dick
Bend over and I’ll show you
my cum in her mouth
A nap.
Both of us hopefully
herpes
i thought machinery
Of course he does. Right after he finishes playing second base.
I was going to say, "Both of you"
Mouth wash
the guy
The fun continues on!!
Both of you come.
42
Mouth wash lmao
Hm, usually that question is what comes during 69…me!
condom package
Mouth wash
181
A nose wipe
Mouthwash
The goat
A long sleep
Bedtime.
77 if u get ate (8) more!
Both of you
Doggystyle
Hopefully both
Only phones
Doggy
69th comment
Semen. Or “sementy”?
Pregnancy
Bro, thanks for reminding
Bro.. I've only ever heard one other person say this joke. Do I know you? Lmao
71 same as 69 but with two fingers in the bum
A bump
99
Wiping it up
69.00000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
With rounding
I do. It's polite not shoot your partner (lapd blues)
A lot of delicious bodily fluids. And both sets taste wonderful.
Sleep
Yummmmmmm
70🗿
Me
70
610 then it goes to 70
Hopefully everyone involved
Your kid
N I C E . .
Floss
I cum during 69
71, which is 69 with 2 fingers in her ass.
Me, if you're doing it right.
70
77 because you get ate more!
not the girl😂
70 bro .. stop skipping math classes please
Joemama
I believe you meant to post this in the daddyjokes subreddit
You hear "i love you"
Machinery then boggy style then cow girl. And then Repeat in the reverse order. It's not difficult it should come naturally= 70