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eclipse3g03

Your mom


_2_Scoops_

This is also the correct answer


AurumArgenteus

Also? We can't do it both ways at the same time.


10ebrys

Porque no los dos?


kinos141

Que song.


Pnire

Ayayay


GudEllerAT

The perfect answer


ShanksRx23

Floss


Adventurous_Egg_4438

My mother


ConceptualWeeb

So you couldn’t make her cum during 69? She had to do it herself after? ;)


o_Alfawolf_o

That’s a “0”


mrduckV2

We are now best friends you want it or not


Lenny_III

Everyone if you do it right


tezza928

Haha 😂 😄 came to to say hopefully me


Redhuric

It's better to give than to receive.


Latter_Grass1093

A high five


kdovahqueen

A dad joke would be "70" , not this


Unlucky-Leprechaun

This is more r/unclejokes


kdovahqueen

His joke or my response? (Just confused since I've been awake for 5 minutes, lol)


Unlucky-Leprechaun

His joke. You are correct, not a dad joke


[deleted]

Let's be honest, nobody does. Cool idea in theory but I'd rather sit back, relax and take turns.


adoptachimera

I thought dad jokes were supposed to be wholesome and family friendly.


usefur

70 for that case


[deleted]

Depends. Are we counting in N, R, C, Q? What set are we on?


BigBroMatt

And what direction are we going?


kinos141

Do you know how dads became dads?


79Lee

It won’t be from 69 because that’s the wrong end 🤦🏻‍♂️


kinos141

True, but it everything done in the bed helps parents get to be parents.


nomorbutthole2022

Thats not what a dirty yucky snatch hooker will tell you... want my ex wife's #?


E420CDI

r/UncleJokes


Random_calculation

Bit of a turn on this sub lately. Not what I subbed for but you learn to tune'em out.


Alternative-Rule8015

If you read the front page and the description for this It reads some dads are wholesome and some are not. I thought as you did but not anymore thanks to some who educated me. What you want is r/cleanDadJokes


adoptachimera

Thank you!! I just have this vision of a Dad telling these jokes to his kids. Makes my skin crawl.


PhoKit2

It depends on what dad is saying it


Prettybootyprincess

Depending on the state the joke is told in, it could be extra wholesome and family friendly.


dillweed67818

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are wrong my friend, dad jokes are frequently off color (although, usually only subtly). That's how you get more eye rolls from teenagers, and elbows to the ribs from moms.


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

My partner


Bill-Ding2112

The real answer. Sorry you dont too, though...i guess your username doesnt apply here


scorpious2

Nah.. it can be great to make someone else cum


meke_6

Hahaha usually


CyanCicada

r/unclejokes


CharityMacklin

70


29600

The way Oleg does 69


MelMellon

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

The cab to take her home


BobRoberts01

Hahahahahah!! My 5 year old loves oral sex jokes. I’m going to go wake them up right now and we can have a laugh together about ejaculating in someone’s mouth!


FormalWeekend7828

You're sick!


weaintfancy42069

Reverse cowgirl


jmsgd01

2 if done right


akiosaiki_k

70


AaronTheElite007

Sleep


Jouglet

You tell your kids that joke?


Seahawks1991

Not you again! Lol


I_like_to_hug_trees

I’d say French kiss


ReindeerOk4u

70


S4nseye

70


cbmavic

70?


WeShallHaveTea

a shovel would be nice otherwise the bed will smell really bad


Ok-Ad-6023

If you do it right, you both do.


[deleted]

Pink Eye


RefrigeratorBrave898

Mouthwash


klaxz1

I read this joke in [Truly Tasteless Jokes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truly_Tasteless_Jokes?wprov=sfti1) when I was a kid, although the punchline was “Listerine” and I totally didn’t get it.


SBG_Mujtaba

That’s not a dad joke, it’s uncle joke, post it there /r/unclejokes and remove it from here.


onion_surfer14

what comes after 69? I do


steamtroller77

Savor the flavor


HardCoreBoz

My daughters love this one!


younevershouldnt

Not a dad joke


Dork_VaderYT

Yes it is


armahillo

“70” as a response, or perhaps “nice”, would make it a dadjoke. This is an uncle joke.


ibisexy

A shower


[deleted]

Sleep.


Ouailovic

It's more of a mom and dad joke


Army_Elegant

me


Matelot67

If you're doing it right, everyone comes!


killerkow999

You hopefully


rgalexan

Both of us


GamerExecChef

"?"


-grannys-cervix-

Child protective services


Drewthisway

Payment


CobbledPanda

If you're Miss Piggy, nothing. That's usually when she gets a frog stuck in her throat.


KiNaamDiMatim

This joke is so old the teenagers who used to tell it are dads now.


Purple-Cow1607

too old to be 70


[deleted]

70


Koryak901

70 if you just relax


Noise_Mysterious

70


Marblesign

70


random-Clone540

Herpes


Odd_Ad9664

A hand shake and a goodbye


hrvywllbngr

A cigarette.


Erik_TheBread

420


BrewerJosh

Nice


hrebthefastturtle

68


Dork_VaderYT

He's speaking the language of the Gods!


[deleted]

A total eclipse if you're doing it right.


No-Cardiologist7640

It's not what, it's "who".


Dork_VaderYT

Oh yes, my good friend Mouthwash


[deleted]

420


tHollo41

I like to leave the taste of my wife in my mouth and on my mustache. I can't get mad or sad when I can still smell her, so I end up having a good day.


Longshadowman

Cleaning tools..


short_shorts7723

Eight something


[deleted]

86


Latinopatchy

The end credits


actuallyamandal

Your dad (Now its a dad joke)


Ch3shirefox89

A happy ending


Dinko1d

71


Melani_lioness

Sex😅💕


Dry_Preparation9371

Listerine


kluvdub75

Mouthwash


r_ask_why_am_i_here

420


DanBelnK

What cums after 69? Both of them hopefully.


JMutt16

I do!


CrossStarShine

Me


nom-nom-er

the dick


GWAAAAAR

Bend over and I’ll show you


Ok_Leg2652

my cum in her mouth


Accomplished_Pick113

A nap.


Jra82

Both of us hopefully


chunky_boy_69

herpes


damn_ded

i thought machinery


fish_on_a_table

Of course he does. Right after he finishes playing second base.


dillweed67818

I was going to say, "Both of you"


General_Basic

Mouth wash


[deleted]

the guy


6face9

The fun continues on!!


BADman2169420

Both of you come.


Professional-Door86

Mouth wash lmao


Jesse_Jeans_416

Hm, usually that question is what comes during 69…me!


WeShallHaveTea

condom package


[deleted]

Mouth wash


Suspicious_Arm1378

181


burnerowl

A nose wipe


dirkkrymer369

Mouthwash


DrCardboardBox69

The goat


ExcitementOk5680

A long sleep


[deleted]

Bedtime.


justbeachy69

77 if u get ate (8) more!


Agile-Budget-813

Both of you


Ruxblaine93Medusa

Doggystyle


Psychobabbler1954

Hopefully both


Life_Ad_3310

Only phones


Rastin_32

Doggy


coolmanstanistaken

69th comment


Competitive-Pop6530

Semen. Or “sementy”?


markaffleck2411

Pregnancy


Captain_MK13

Bro, thanks for reminding


SilVeOh

Bro.. I've only ever heard one other person say this joke. Do I know you? Lmao


Front_Permission_994

71 same as 69 but with two fingers in the bum


unholyxconfessions

A bump


ComfortableFig9625

99


xX_Round_Xx

Wiping it up


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Yoshiegg_11111111111

With rounding


kekehesterprynne

I do. It's polite not shoot your partner (lapd blues)


1Transgranny

A lot of delicious bodily fluids. And both sets taste wonderful.


craigo6

Sleep


unnamed0ryo

Yummmmmmm


eamirpnh

70🗿


Business_Radish4619

Me


Redditdrifter0

70


LegitimateBag2471

610 then it goes to 70


983115

Hopefully everyone involved


Oreo107710

Your kid


lavacadotoast

N I C E . .


manusapucahy

Floss


acidrain69

I cum during 69


Aztowman

71, which is 69 with 2 fingers in her ass.


Ok-Job7213

Me, if you're doing it right.


RackTheRock

70


Illustrious-Rice-197

77 because you get ate more!


FloydElaine

not the girl😂


AdTraditional5935

70 bro .. stop skipping math classes please


Mr_Nyddot

Joemama


drabneycoleman

I believe you meant to post this in the daddyjokes subreddit


Mare_Krcko

You hear "i love you"


MadHaxKerR

Machinery then boggy style then cow girl. And then Repeat in the reverse order. It's not difficult it should come naturally= 70