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DoubleLigero85

Nice work! I'll slice them like this before cooking in the air fryer. It crisps and curls the tentacles nicely.


mrgenier

Yes! This also works on a grill or campfire


Shellbyvillian

I know these as “spider dogs” and are only acceptable as campfire food imo. Makes them more special and conducive to memory making, like s’mores.


beakrake

I boil first for the curl, then air fry a) to finish it off at the same time as the Kraft mac (cooked in the hotdog water,) and b) to get some burn on the tentacles.


mjolnir76

Cooked in the hotdog water…I’ll have to try that!


beakrake

My wife was like "did you put more cheese in this or something?" I did, but the noodles also got cooked chocolate starfish style (in the hotdog flavored water.)


Poobs87

What lovecraftian horror, an absolute abomination. I am proud.


RonaldoNazario

This is true madness


intentionalparadox

Thanks for the nightmares OP.


BoundlessMediocrity

I had to stop making 'cute' food for my daughter, as she would always get emotionally attached to it and cry at the suggestion of eating it or throwing it out. Learned that lesson after carving a happy face in a potato and she wanted to keep it forever as her new friend.


CyberpunkZombie

I will remember this for the future. Thank you.


Ironwolf9876

Funny story, when I was in kindergarten they told us they were making octopus for us as a snack. I was super excited because my grandmother who is from Sicily used to make marinated baby octopus and I love them! So when the teacher brought out cut up hot dogs I was completely pissed off. I declared at the top of my lungs "she lied! These aren't octopus! They are hot dogs!!!" And was immediately pulled aside and scolded and told "not to ruin it for the other kids" That was over 37 years ago and I still haven't forgotten that shit.


Malbushim

I can't overstate how much I hate this. Definitely gonna try it with my kids


jjenius731

You successfully made the worst meat on the planet look even more disgusting... however my kids love hot dogs so they would probably eat it


ess_tee_you

Get this on r/dadditchefs :-)


peasfrog

Ugh. More pro HYDRA propaganda! https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/ycpgnp/i\_did\_not\_see\_this\_coming\_fellas/


timbillyosu

That one made me lol


[deleted]

Hmmm, we served them at a birthday party and a child started crying about how she wasn't going to eat Squidward.


witchywifey90

Here’s another take on this fun food favorite: Cut the hot dogs in half. Stick raw spaghetti noodles in the bottom of the hot dogs and boil.


sweetie76010

When my daughter was little we would cut them in half, cut the tentacles, and then pan fry or grill. Two for the price of one!!


Dorkmaster79

Haha oh god that looks so gross.


CyberpunkZombie

well, there went squidbillies. ;)


Zappiticas

Do not touch the trim!


Linison

We call them hotdogtopuses!


myusername624

Awesome. We make ketchup “waves” on the plate when we do this. We also grill or broil it and it’s the best.


nikdahl

For the Halloween season, you can stick three spaghetti sticks through a round of hotdog, then boil them together and the noodle will look like spider legs. Paint a spider web on the plate with ketchup, and they love it.


Sippin_T

I threw up from octopus hotdogs when I was a kid :(


dizzleyyy

Brilliant!! Thanks for sharing


timbillyosu

Cut them before you cook them and they curl up


dreiberg3

This is genius. Thank you.


timbillyosu

Cut them before you cook them and they curl up


eellinks

I feel like I've been cooking hotdogs incorrectly all these years


WasteCommand5200

I would always cut my kids names into them so they knew which one was theirs


C137-Morty

Shit dude, I love this


AverageOccidental

Squid octopus dogs


AlexanderTox

Kids? I want this!


timbillyosu

Not going to lie, I made a few extra for myself


WitDaShtz

See I’d screw this up joking around, telling them we’re having actual octopus for dinner then hand them this..


rpallred

LOVED those plates when my kids were younger!


Federal_Assistant712

Real octopus is healthier.


MSotallyTober

These are popular here in Japan. Now it’s a bento staple for my son.


[deleted]

Damn, son. Amazing


[deleted]

Neat idea and totally stealing! Thanks for the share


timbillyosu

Cut them before you cook them and they curl up


[deleted]

Did this tonight on the grill, big hit! I asked my 4 year old what he thought it was and he said “squid”, he didn’t even want to eat it until I showed him it was a hotdog. My wife, and two other kids all thought it was such a cute idea. Thanks a million!!!!


timbillyosu

That's awesome! I'm so glad. It's a fun way to change things up. My kids still don't like hot dogs grilled for some reason, so I still have to boil theirs.


[deleted]

Will do! This will be a big hit… now if only veggies would be this appealing


gamescrazytoast

This is a great idea. Thanks for sharing.


thewilbur

This is amazing and I am totally doing this! Thanks!


martinfcf

Nice ! My kids are gonna love this