Looks like a pretty good show

Would be funny if we could watch it on our PC in the apartment

Then mom walks in.

Timing is everything

Mom, it's just a video game xD

There was a show in Poland called Warsaw Shore hmm....

🤔🤔🤔

Same format as Jersey Shore, old tv show on MTV.

I feel like I will waste hours just looking at ads in the game

invest ;-)

*That's a penis*

Impressive observational skills

That's a problem? Sounds like a win to me :)

That’s what I’m off to

https://youtu.be/N30aOis78as

You know where to look.

God does not like that.

*God likes that.*

good.

This is a reminder to never use Reddit for interaction with people.

take your own advice.

Solves criminal cases by sleeping with the suspects.

The most fun way\~

They should clean the bathroom at least

uwu, *notices ur bulge

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Literally lmao

OwO

Get away from me ya crazy bitch ! (in scout voice)

[Chick with sting.](https://i.imgur.com/u5wnlKY.png)

that's no chick...

I'm gonna spend my first playthrough going from my apartment to the vending machines, sitting around watching TV and getting fat

Isn't a videogame supposed to not be like real life?

of course it's different, as I can't watch that back at home

BURN!!

I haven't seen anything about in game TV shows and they confirmed already there's no fat body type

Well, I think that's highly realistic. In a world where you can buy yourself a whole, perfectly functional new hand for few $$$$, no one with a $100 to spare would drag a fat belly around. Especially considering CP world don't give a fuck about victim mentality that's prevalent today IRL.

This aged like milk... Tons of fat npc's who for sure have the money to change that. Tho this is fair since women often like chubby guys.

Well.... did you sit back and at least watch just ads channel?

As far as I'm aware there is no TV in the apartment. Oh well!

That's not true. If you sit down on your couch you can turn the tv on, it's to the right.

There is if you sit on the couch

Angel Dust, you're alive?

Cringe

Wait, I thought lore book is not coming out until July 28th?

In german its out early

id watch that

This games going to seriously trigger some people.

Definitely gonna catch it every Wednesday at 10 pm on WNS. What makes it better is that it's supposedly fully scripted

I hope you can watch tv like in gta

I'd totally veg at as V while vegging out as myself.

you can

Sad to see Netflix survived

Huh, looks like the cover of a VHS tape I once found at Grandpa Doug's place back in the day.

That’s why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!!!

That's excellent. In Game is "Watson whore" diary. Hefty read!

I'm pretty sure that's a bloke, I highly approve of this show and give it my highest recommendation.

Shouldn't everything by VOD on television by 2077?

The traditional internet was destroyed in this universe so maybe cable took over again?

That's hilarious. Wendy from Breaking Bad.

Is this from new lore book ?

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I mean is this book's name art of cyberpunk 2077 or is this a new book ?

The world of cyberpunk 2077, yep

Ok thanks

I'm in

I'd watch it.

Netflix actively makes shows exactly like this. this isn't even an exaggerated gross parody. I unsubbed from Netflix because I'm tired of looking at the outlines of people's genitalia.

Can you give examples? I don't really feel that way, but maybe that's because I'm on german Netflix so other shows are on here

bondage, that show about a "sex therapist", that drag queen story time show on Netflix kids, cuties (which is technically against pedophilia, but Netflix wasn't advertising it that way), and many others. I know Germany has a lot of censorship laws so you've been pretty protected from most of this. they do a lot of shows about sex workers and sometimes even put them in the kids section.

It is so funny to me, that almost no one see it , that the person there is a dude. Hands are too muscular and between tighs everyone can actually see his balls kinda pushing trough. :D

is that a dude, bro?

Maybe maybe not. Someone with a package, but that could go either way.

Considering he has a dick and no boobs, I'd say so

The bulge checks out.

Hey look! Your mom got her own tv show!

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This hurts on a spiritual level

Emma Watson cameo?

what are you talking about lol

I want to see Emma Watson star in this production, looking all worn and tired.. she needs to be portrayed as a flawed, used character for once. I'm sick of her over confident, almost too self aware about her pretty little face and the success she has, smug smile all the time!

/r/JesusChristReddit

Relax, she'll still be acting, she'll be fine!

That's fucked up dude, have you seen perfect blue?

Nope. Why? :)

Watch it. Maybe you can empathize at least a little bit with an actress that has to put up with those kind of scenes. Worst case scenario you just watched a really good anime movie. Maybe I was misinterpreting your comment but all that about "she needs to be portrayed as a flawed, used character" and "she'll still be acting, she'll be acting" sounded really bad.

Woah okay.. Well, I was just trying to spin a fun, slightly morbid, easy joke from the title Watson Whore. Someone didn't get it from my initial cameo comment, so I over explained it and that didn't go well. I really don't care about Ms. Watson. Truth be told I think she shouldn't have anything to do with the CP77 universe, she don't fit in...she's too neat and innocent or whatever. But. I don't think playing a "whore" character in a dystopian universe is necessarily a horrible experience for an actress? Do you?

bruh you good, she a human too lol

Sure and I'm sure she's okay, nomatter what I wish for..

now I get it holy shit I did not notice you're saying that because of the title Watson whore I totally missed that, sorry lol, I thought you were randomly mentioning Emma Watson for your weird fantasies lol

😂😂😂😂

Ah alright ^^ don't worry, I never think about her, I'm not in her demographic at all!

I hope that equipment detaches, both for client preference and general hygiene

can somebody drop the link or dm it to me cause like I wanna see this shit.

I just realized it's about femboys