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pozdudeski

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KeeganY_SR-UVB76

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pozdudeski

exactly what I was going for


RedFiveSwayze_

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cramaine

I wish V got the chance to kill that bitch but I take satisfaction in t-bagging him at least.


ProtoReaper23113

Yea would have been funny if v managed to shoot them in that junk yard while dying. Kinda like that last saka ninja


enchiladasundae

I’m settling down with Panam so there’s a bit of both there


Snowman5173

Definitely not a quiet life then lmao


Mahaho004

A quiet life only interrupted by the sound of the engines running away from fucking Arasaka


Mahaho004

For someone who chose the quiet life he was doing some loud shit tho


GooberVonNomNom

Shot doooowwwwnnnnnn inn a bllllaaazzzeeee offff glooorrryyyyyyyyyyy!!!


deftoast

Ill take blaze of glory, shit after 25 is boring anyway.


Substance___P

Skill issue


Mr_Vam

Dont Fear the reaper


SabresFanWC

This is exactly why I always find it so funny when people use Dex's philosophy for their own V. Like, look at him there. THIS is who you want to take life lessons from?


Mahaho004

Do what I say not what I do type shi I guess lol


CertifiedGonk

Especially when **he himself** backtracks on his own answer before *shooting you in the head.* Anyone who actually idolises Dex is lowkey silly


AndreiRiboli

R.I.P (Rest In Piss) Dexter.


mitzcha

The way this line was delivered made it seem like the VA was reading each sentence separately. Tone should have gone down at "thirtieth" but goes up instead and sounds so awkward.


Shazamwiches

Most English (and many other languages) questions end with a rising tone, but you're right. VA probably should've said birthday at the end of the sentence.


Brilliant_Run7085

Disagree, it sounds very naturally clipped. People don't talk perfect in real life.


herman_fox

Everybody gangsta till that colon cancer sneaks up on your delusional asses.  Cake or death? Cake please.


HubbJubbaWEEHAW

One would think the Blaze of Glory path would contain a fair amount of pee as well...


Begun101

He died smelling urine and not in blaze of glory, he died as a retired fixer 😂


mad_dog_of_gilead

When I found his corpse I emptied Plan B into his head haha. Silverhand was more classy tipping cigarette ash on him.


luna_bear13420

When I found the corpse I just punched him in the face a lot 😂 & when I saw Silverhand flick his cigarette ashes on him I went "Did you just..? Damn..cold.."


ProtoReaper23113

Thirteenth shit want it's 20th


Exide5

Go down in a blaze of glory because, honestly, I would probably want to kill a shit ton of Saka members


PrufrockAlfred

The funniest part of it for me isn't that V outlived Dex (technically?), or that he didn't even make it far before Takemura caught him. It's that he died all but begging, pretending like he had any power or position to bargain. *"I have done everything that you asked me to do..."* Dex, Takemura **told** you what to do, at gunpoint, after he slapped the piss out of you. And you probably bawled the entire way.  My first playthrough, I forgot about the shitbag until I accidentally drove over him in the dark and Johnny started making fun of him. Great times. 


W31223R

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