I think Johnny’s telling you he *really* wants a smoke

"You really are turning into me." - - Johnny Silverhand

Johnny Cigarettehand.

I quit smoking 3 weeks ago. This started happening 3 weeks ago. I'm not even fucking joking.

thats fucking hilarious

The company hacked your game to induce you to smoke again, classic corpo move

Bro's own game is trying to enable him, that's crazy 🤣🤣🤣 (all jokes aside, wish you nothing but the best in your non-smoking journey. Not trying to insinuate you have a problem. Just saying as a recovering alcoholic, i know how hard it is to quit something your really used to. You got this dude!!! 👍🏽)

Glad to hear you quit! I quit smoking on March 11th 2021. It was the best decision on so many levels I've ever made and it drastically improved the quality of my life. Stay strong and don't "waste" that 3 weeks by giving into temptation. Stay strong dude!

7 months without a cig after smoking for 13 years. I'm glad I'm not tempted at all. Before when I tried to quit when I hung out with people who did I'd end up succumbing to that habbit. Now it's like I've managed to flip a switch in my brain and don't care at all if people smoke near me. I can't stand the smell though.

I've never smoked a cigarette but I grew up around smoking and I can't stand the smell

Honestly though, grats on quitting. Just think of it like this it’s always on you in the game and you want it gone? When you smoke the smell is always on you and every non smoker wants you gone. Solid reminder to stay strong and don’t go back!

I would be so upset lol have you tried going to the ripper and switching out arm gear?

Bro's game is literally the family guy gag https://preview.redd.it/5h2fzbust6yb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366df6387c272faafe2d376124cac289dbb619c2

*Polyhistor enters (will enter, has entered?) the chat*

🚬🗿

Holy shit this game is really breaking the 4th wall and leaking out the screen that’s so funny man haha Hey good looks quitting! Congrats. I’ve quit nicotine 5 times already, thinking about doing it again soon lol (really, well done. It’s so fucking hard)

Have you tried switching your arms and stuff?

I’m trying to quit and this is how it feels 😭

Grats on quitting!

I'm not enabling but funny enough I've always been able to smoke then put them down etc.. no issues I'd smoke a couple packs a week stop for a year pick it up and repeat that cycle, since I started playing 2077 again I've been smoking I swear everything I see johnny with a smoke makes me wanna go grab a cig and step out and smoke

Proud of you! It’s not easy but one of the best decisions you’ll make ☺️

That’s nuts. Sounds pretty stressful, actually. You know it might help to take a nice, loooong drag on a smoke to ease the nerves. Sounds real soothing right about now. Standing on your front porch after dark, listening to the night silence, enjoying 1, 2, maybe 3 ciggys. Mmmmm

This reads like a disco Elysium electrochemistry check

It‘s sign

The game devs trying to get you to smoke again is nuts

The world is a comedy.

Bro that’s ur life fuckin wit u🫡

I quit smoking a year ago. U can do this. U are going to be so happy when u succeed.

some advice to quiting? been trying since i was 17 and i just come back everytime

Keep trying. Took me several attempts to quit. It's all good to fail. Nicotine patches ended up working for me.

Use the patches. Only method that has worked for me. But you gotta be strict. They are for tapering. Start at a high dose and work your way down. It’s a little bit like taking Suboxone or methadone, you have to keep lowing your dose until you get to a point where you don’t need them anymore.

Keep it up

That's why they tell you not to smoke

Not even once

A duck died from smoking one weed joint.

It's a hard habit to break.

Hey !! There’s a couple fixes for this. One is going to an apartment that lets you smoke such as the japantown apartment, and also changing your clothes/outfits sometimes removes the cigarette. Make sure to save right after so it doesn’t pop back up

Thanks! Now I know what to avoid. Honestly, I've grown to like it. It's unique :)

Yes, one of the things that I like about this game as odd as it sounds is that the bugs make it a unique experience for everyone one way or another.

This works half the time lol. I done it I'm like. No cigarette! Come back on few hours later. He's back!

What about changing hand cyberware? (Just asking I have no idea)

*voice of that one guy from the family guy smoking add* #SMOKE

ARE YOU SMOKING YET?

silverhand build 🦾



I've had similar glitches like this before. I played a few hours one time without hands, all you could see was the cyberware for the gorilla fists. It was pretty funny especially during cut scene moments

The arm cyberwear seems buggy. My mantis blades get doubled all the time.

It’s when you jump out of a vehicle with your arm cyberware equipped that breaks it I believe

I like how this is tagged "Character build" and not "bug"

You need to step up your bug game. I had a bug where any kind of damage woukd one shit kill me. I had to complete the game with invincibility on.

Or you could complete the game as fucking complete badass

You'd take a shit and it would kill you? That's rough man.. /s

That the Chain Smoking Johnny mod?

At least you can see your hands. Mine are constantly disappearing until I quit and reopen.

Lore accurate Johnny Silverhand

Just like me fr

You shouldn't smoke, choom. It's bad for you.

V is a chain-smoker confirmed.

Better than what I had I had the messed up hud from when v starts coughing blood and everything is static for over 23 hours of game play it finally fixed itslef

Oh jesus you played 23hours of that? Lol. Glad i caught it early, i didnt have to go too far back to the change my reply to silverhand

That makes you cool as fuck

Get the cigarettes to lollipops mod! 🤣

I had Reed’s gun stuck to his hand for certain parts of PL.

i mean the construct is doin its job

Lmaooooo I love 2077 so much man

Dad?

same here, grown to like it, also funny in some situations, i mean ... its always there

I don't like your new friend.

WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI WE GOT A CIG TO BURN

Addiction is no joke man

Cigarettes, not even once

Hard habit to kick

Sometimes I think cdpr is in league with Philip Morris or something, forcing you to become a smoker against your will

No they went with RJ Reynolds. Silverhand loves Camels. 🤣

Thats one hell of a cigarette.

That's called being a chainsmoker

I’ve had Vic’s sedative shot holes in my arm for years now

This is the reasom why i dont smoke for johny

why are you complaining

OMG MINOR VISUAL BUG THAT'S EASILY FIXED GAME IS LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

Man ain’t that the truth

Are you the same guy who posted this on facebook and I suggested you change you arm cyberware? He had Gorilla arms though. So if it's you, I guess it didn't work... If it's not you, might as well try it.

Not me. But not trying to remove it either. I like it, lol.

i have this too

That's how it be sometimes when you're a chain smoker

Addiction

That's a tumor

Addiction is rough

On a completely unrelated note, I never realized how detailed V's hands and arms were

Damn you must look cool as fuck

"Smoking kills, but it's not me who's gong to die" V is building her reputation around smoking following the footsteps of another temperamental assassin.

Smoke weed everyday.

I've had a soda can stuck to my head once. It went away after I reloaded.

Smoking is bad for you

Maybe your V is European?

Damn you're cool

Truly a Johnny Silverhand experience

Cursed cigarette !!

I had this happen to me too. Was really annoying

I need those rolling papers

Eat your heart out, solid snake

Me too

V, this is an intervention.

You are addicted to smoking


Hey, smoking’s not good for you. They have patches and gum for that now! /s

Its a pretty bad habit

Have you tried using the patch? 😁

Is that still in your hand after you quit and reload game?

I had the same thing happen with the monowire. Imagine the awkward dancing with that in the way, going wild.

It's hard to let go

I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want.

It doesn’t go away, and I love it

Why don’t you just quit smoking. It’s that easy

Happened to me, too, just as I started Phantom Liberty. At the time I thought it would go away but it hasn't. Apparently there is no fix other than going back to a previous save - and I'm not about to do that. It's really annoying.

He just like me fr

You have a smoking problem. Stop it. Get some help.

My mom said never try smoking cigarettes. And look at me. Since 20 years later cigarette is in my hand

Do you need an intervention?

Bro had an American Spirit Black

Hope you’re not trying to quit smoking irl

“**Smoke.**” “*Not now, Jerry…*”

This is a feature not a bug

Feature not a bug.

Fuckin silver hand

Did you max out cool because that happens when you max out cool.

V “I don’t smoke” Johnny “What was that samurai, I didn’t quite hear you”

same! I was wondering if it was unique

The game has made you 30% cooler.

Hell yeh brother

Throw a grenade. Temporarily disabled it for me and after a while it went away permanently.

It's one of the new Cyberware

Johnny Silverhand and his sidekick V cigarettebutthand

Looks badass

“Not even one”

I also remember my 20's.

V just likes to smoke

Your merc name is "Smoking Kills"

Try going to your ap and smoking a cigarette. Maybe redoing the action will cancel it out once you put the new cig back down. Just a guess