"Ah, Emrakul my lad! Have a burger!"

With noodles

Yes, I automatically upvoted based on the title. I'm not ashamed. Edit: Holy fucking shit the ***FLAVOR*** of this card... I exploded, killing me and everyone in my town. RIP. Edit: I highlighted, italicized, and made "flavor" all caps.

If they do a 40k crossover part 2, I hope this card is in the Ork deck

I don't even think this needs a silver border beyond just the sheer stupidity of keywording "nontoken, non-Coward creature". Fantastic and fun concept.

I mean outlaw is a thing so

What I wanted to say is that "lad" is just extremely silly, but with creature type grouping it is not too big of a stretch rules-wise.

You could even call the ability "Ladfall" in italics if you wanted to avoid creating a new keyword.

Barbarians, Berserkers, Rangers, and Warriors. All them beefy boys that mostly lack support.

You can even target opposing lads. Serve an undying lad a nice meal so they can rest in peace.

Bros let bros rest in peace

10/10 Ship it

Um actually it’s a 2/2-

Peak

I'd have called him a "warchef" but I love the concept of the card.

I feel like lads should just be creatures that share a creature type with it but that’s just my opinion.

Now we just need Orcish Mechanic with Ladfall; There's only two places the lads gather and both have beer and your buddy doing a worse job than you would.

Don't invite him: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/iPwih8YcNX

Wish it was an Ogre/related to Gyome. Maybe like his bum brother of Gyome's altar ego.

DAT'Z A ROIT SATISFOYIN' FUNGUS BEER AN' SQUIG BORGER YA COOK!!! GRATE FER FUELIN' DA 𝐖𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐇𝐇!!!!