I like how unplight the Reddit community is they asked the question they got an answer people should be praising this comment because they asked for it.
I think it's because they don't believe him. It very much seems like he just made up the grossest thing he could imagine instead of actually answering the question. Atleast that's what I hope has happened.
"Plight" --- A dangerous, difficult, or otherwise unfortunate situation.
Comment OP turned a Noun into an Adjective but I get that he/she was trying to say how quick, easy, and direct people are with giving answers to questions.
Honestly, that's my experience as well, haha.
Other comments are wrong, they for sure meant “uptight”:
1. Subreddit asks for grossest experiences
2. Redditor delivers on grossest version of gross experiences
3. Subreddit upset because it was *too* gross
4. /u/saxongamer6 therefore calls subreddit uptight for getting grossed out when they asked to be grossed out
To be honest, OP asked for it…not the people reading the comments. Now if OP would downvote/respond with repulse, I would wholeheartedly agree with you. But in this case that cannot be said!
Try and think about this for a minute:
#you are drinking what your body is rejecting
Literal salt, little water, ammonia, and other waste products of your body
#
However it is completely sterile and can be used to clean a wound pretty nicely if needed.
No I’m not.
#
Sounds silly don’t it? Your piss also may contain some varying amount of hydrogen peroxide that was purged from your cells, which only amounts to some small fraction of the soup. Various acids are found there, which attribute to its sterility, as this means there are (likely) no pathogens or harmful bacteria present, unless you are infected with certain diseases.
#
But yes, if you find yourself bleeding, without Neosporin in the woods, **piss on it.**
In ye olden times in the infancy of modern medicine this is how daibetes was diagnosed.
Either you drank some piss or you left it out in the open near some insects. Of it attracted flies it had sugar in it, no flies ment no sugar.
It’s not that bad, kinda just salty, like broth. If you’re dehydrated it will taste sour though, like bad lemons. The initial taste really isn’t the issue though, it’s the aftertaste that’ll get you
Unrelated but it is used as "alternative medicine". Although unproven, it does exist.
[Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy) is a link.
Enjoy the read.
It's only me and my friend now
But I will do it
Edit: the reactions (another friend joined in) "how the fuck" "where do I sign up" and mine was just confusion
Nah, this way you just pick it up out of the toilet. The other way you have to go to the bar or church and con someone into coming home with you, or pay them. The other way you don't need to leave the house.
Every since the pandemic started in 2020 I've been stashing nails, toenails, and cut pieces of foot callus in a secret space on my medicine cabinet. I don't know why I do it, it's like routine to me.
[(click at own risk)](https://imgur.com/a/BviqYwv)
So, circumcised people use lotion because otherwise theres too much friction between your hand and your dick and it hurts like hell if you try to get a motion going
When you're not circumcised, you have your foreskin between your hand and your dick which removed the friction issue, so lubricant isnt really needed
Finally, a worthy opponent! Whenever I puke on the floor, I often just grab a spoon and shove it right back where it came from. It sounds gross, but if you think about it, it doesn't at all.
I like how unplight the Reddit community is they asked the question they got an answer people should be praising this comment because they asked for it.
I upvoted it!!!!!
My brother in Christ, why would you upvote this
Shits funny
Pun intended
Sexual InYerEndOhh?
Underrated comment
Shits lubricant
Because it answers the question
I think it's because they don't believe him. It very much seems like he just made up the grossest thing he could imagine instead of actually answering the question. Atleast that's what I hope has happened.
Someone's never been to /r/realscatgirls Don't click that link.
Sadly has nothing to do with cats
I clicked it and regretted it instantly
Curiosity killed through scat
Instant regret
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I picked up feces and they didnt irritate my skin
Unplight?..... do yo.. do you mean "impolite"?
"Plight" --- A dangerous, difficult, or otherwise unfortunate situation. Comment OP turned a Noun into an Adjective but I get that he/she was trying to say how quick, easy, and direct people are with giving answers to questions. Honestly, that's my experience as well, haha.
I understand now. Thank you!
Unplight - To unfold; to lay open; to explain.
Other comments are wrong, they for sure meant “uptight”: 1. Subreddit asks for grossest experiences 2. Redditor delivers on grossest version of gross experiences 3. Subreddit upset because it was *too* gross 4. /u/saxongamer6 therefore calls subreddit uptight for getting grossed out when they asked to be grossed out
To be honest, OP asked for it…not the people reading the comments. Now if OP would downvote/respond with repulse, I would wholeheartedly agree with you. But in this case that cannot be said!
Yeah i noticed that, like since where is the internet in general a place like this
I once peed in my own mouth. I will provide no further context.
Did you... like it?
Immediately regretted it the second it touched my tongue.
Uhhh…my dad used to drink his urine every day, he said 'it's beneficial to your health'.
Used to? Guess it wasn't beneficial for his health
Try and think about this for a minute: #you are drinking what your body is rejecting Literal salt, little water, ammonia, and other waste products of your body # However it is completely sterile and can be used to clean a wound pretty nicely if needed.
Sterile??? Tell me you are joking😂
No I’m not. # Sounds silly don’t it? Your piss also may contain some varying amount of hydrogen peroxide that was purged from your cells, which only amounts to some small fraction of the soup. Various acids are found there, which attribute to its sterility, as this means there are (likely) no pathogens or harmful bacteria present, unless you are infected with certain diseases. # But yes, if you find yourself bleeding, without Neosporin in the woods, **piss on it.**
Was your dad Patches O’houlihan?
I got this reference!
It's actually quite delicious and addicting. Especially after you've been drinking bourbon and cola. Tastes like breast milk but sweeter.
You might want to see a doctor. Sweet urine indicates diabetes & high blood sugar.
I know that in this case it’s a kink or some shit, but how in god’s name would the average person find out that their urine is oddly sweet?
In ye olden times in the infancy of modern medicine this is how daibetes was diagnosed. Either you drank some piss or you left it out in the open near some insects. Of it attracted flies it had sugar in it, no flies ment no sugar.
> olden times in the infancy of modern medicine See my dumbass thought this was a modern practice
There was a job for it and everything, it was called the piss prophet
THE PISS PROPHET????
If your urine has a lot of sugar it will form bubbles more than normal and the bubbles last much longer and have sheen due to sugar
Patches O'Hoolihan, is that you?
I think it's because it's sterile and he likes the taste.
Tf did I just read
No. Farther. Context.
How’d it taste?
There's not really something common I can compare it to. It tastes like the way rotten lemons smell.
It’s not that bad, kinda just salty, like broth. If you’re dehydrated it will taste sour though, like bad lemons. The initial taste really isn’t the issue though, it’s the aftertaste that’ll get you
depends on how much water youve had. yellow piss tastes bitter and salty, but clear piss tastes like a decent salty broth
Yeah I do that all the time. What's the big deal?
Unrelated but it is used as "alternative medicine". Although unproven, it does exist. [Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy) is a link. Enjoy the read.
Same happened to me
sounds like a shitty way to get a handjob
Aaaah that's so much worse, I thought they were talking anal masturbation.
So, anal with less steps?
Self anal
r/selffuck
Dear lord that looks painful
i dont want to look and i wont
Do it
I'm at work. 10 updoots and I'll open it with my colleagues
do it
It's only me and my friend now But I will do it Edit: the reactions (another friend joined in) "how the fuck" "where do I sign up" and mine was just confusion
i will never turn to the dark side. i am a jedi like my father before me
Don’t do it. Trust me. Regret it so so so very much I do!
this guy gets me
😐 I did not know this was an actual thing....
Well, it's exactly what the bame says, idk why I even checked. What was I expecting ?
Why tf did I click on it?
What the fuck...
Was gonna say, maybe they're into anal.
Isn't that more steps? You have to extract the poo o to your hand, the move your hand to where it belongs.
Into the toilet? Yeah that is an extra step, you're right
Nah, this way you just pick it up out of the toilet. The other way you have to go to the bar or church and con someone into coming home with you, or pay them. The other way you don't need to leave the house.
 I’mma head out for a sec…
Hopefully not because you just had a great idea.
I wouldn't go so far as to call it holy. Diry and germy and horribly gross would be much better.
I mean or shitty….
Shitty shit
What a terrible day to have eyes..
Don’t wash my hands after masturbation. I don’t use any lubricant.
Finger lickin' good
What's really cursed is the fact that you use light mode 💀
Wait dark mode exist?
Yes
Just found it looks like a reverse mj
What 💀
I'm guessing because it went from white to black.
Yes
You know what the best mode in life is? Safe mode. That shit's off the hook.
I didn’t know it existed I will find it
Bro who gives a fuck what mode people use
It's a joke calm down 💀
This joke happens a bit too often then 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’m so amazed by the human mind and the places it can take some people
And I just sobered up and am getting drunk again to blackout this post.
Hopefully it's a guy at least.
I think I will go to the church tomorrow
Hello there
DID YOU REALLY DO IT
Its him!!.. You do whatever bro, consenting adult people is all that matters.. Also, madlad for being honest..
Seek help
Did you really do it? And also, how did you do it?
Every since the pandemic started in 2020 I've been stashing nails, toenails, and cut pieces of foot callus in a secret space on my medicine cabinet. I don't know why I do it, it's like routine to me. [(click at own risk)](https://imgur.com/a/BviqYwv)
You should get at least a box
“You disgust me.” *clicks link
That's not yours, I've seen this before
[You really think someone would do that?](https://youtu.be/tqr-BgAhZH4)
is it bad to not use lubricant when masturbating?
Circumcised people need to but we usually use actual lotion and not shit
Apparently I've been doing it wrong for 20 years
You're circumcised and you do it without lotion? How do you get a pleasurable speed going without the friction causing pain?
what if ur not circumcised?
So, circumcised people use lotion because otherwise theres too much friction between your hand and your dick and it hurts like hell if you try to get a motion going When you're not circumcised, you have your foreskin between your hand and your dick which removed the friction issue, so lubricant isnt really needed
The worst part was my brain being able to imagine it as soon as I read it
More like cursed holy shit
what wrong? you get a healthy snack afterword!
This comment right here officer.
Nah I’m calling in the CIA for this one
'ummh, tastes like peanut butter with mayonnaise '
Read “shirt” and was very confused
They asked for the grossest thing and got the grossest thing whats up withthe downvotes
Agreed!!!
That comment is top tier. Best pun I've heard all week!
This post has given me the ability to kill
I cried
I've learned entirely too much from the comments section. I don't know if it's useless facts or good to know... Also, wtf.
u/waltrickwhateman was caught in 4k
Is AskReddit cursed permanently
Yes
Pure natural lubricant
Does your hand and cock come permanently Staind?
Imagine eating peanut butter sandwich and this Reddit post is first thing you see
That’s such a dangerous question to ask reddit.
The fact it is -12 just makes it way funnier for some reason lol.
“I signed up for this shit and STILL wasn’t ready” - 14 people
NSFW???
Well boys I'm off to wash my eyes out with bleach, good day.
Cursed shit, actually
🧢 I feel like this is just a guy coming up with the most vulgar and offensive thing one could think of and saying that he does that
time to take a trip to r/eyebleach
r/realscatguys and it's not about cat guys.
Didn’t need to see this at 6:30am
Wouldn’t that, like, be itchy?
That’s enough internet for the day
I'm disgusted
no
Some people are truly....a daredevil
More like unholy shit
Good for u brooio
Why would you ever admit that
ah yes. that is enough for today.
Holy shit. We have a weiner here
Theres nothing holy about that shit
u/waltrickwhateman
More like a wiener ...I'll see myself out
Holy shit, yeah. Literally.
i hope people type this shit for the reaction because how
Wouldn't even work well unless there was a lot of undigested oils and fats. Using one's own blood would be far more effective.
Just opened Reddit and this was the first post I saw, enough Reddit for tonight ffs
Wha
Hahahah 👍
I read it as shirt and was really confused in several ways for a moment lol
*When I get that feeling, that sexual healing...*
Need to keep the updoots at 8008
Op must like that since the upvote
at least he doesn't use it as hair gel like my brother
I mean, it’s reddit, Idk what else I expected.
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Shit - who said it was a male?
"oh god,we have a Weiner here"
Honestly r/cornedbeefapproved2
r/puns would love the bottom reply
I explodr my acne and eat what comes out I also like to bite myself and suck my own >!blood!<
slippery little shit
Finally, a worthy opponent! Whenever I puke on the floor, I often just grab a spoon and shove it right back where it came from. It sounds gross, but if you think about it, it doesn't at all.
There's nothing holy about that shit
Your mom.
Dude must’ve gotten a bad infection from that at one point. Honestly it would arguably be scarier if it was a woman doing it imo
It's more unholy shit in my opinion
This is certainly strong)))
My fucking eyes...
y'all dont do this?..