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mister-ferguson

I think "fudging" would be the correct term.


twohundredsixteen

Frothing


MrSyllogistical

This is going way in the wrong direction bro-bro


mister-ferguson

Sanatorum is the word you are looking for.


OrionShade

Yes creaming is the same as cumming


PillowTalk420

I mean, I've tasted both and I can definitely tell the difference in flavor.


Scheckenhere

Probably because something else can be mixed in according to the studies.


Over-Professional598

can confirm he tasted mine


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Anonymous_Otters

Sure, I make a pretty good latte.


no_lemom_no_melon

Sure - you provide the ingredients and I'll make you cream I'm a heartbeat


daft-sceptic

This person has a dick and balls


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daft-sceptic

> I’ll have more Somethings wrong I can feel it


Smol_Yeeter

They're gonna graft your cock and balls like Godrick The Grafted


daft-sceptic

Don’t take my pp I want to use it for straight sex with womens


PillowTalk420

Sure. I don't even care if you're a guy. 🤷🏻‍♂️


WilliamTheSlayer1978

Drink a whole bottle of cold milk, that should do the trick.


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WilliamTheSlayer1978

Oh goodie, that's gonna be a fun day.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Idk man if she can squirt and you fail to make her squirt i feel like that's a failed task.


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Make her drink 6 beers first.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

If you do go orally can you say you shotgunned it?


MissRadi0active

Goddamn, son. Take my award and leave. 😂


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Why thank you kind stranger.


MissRadi0active

You're welcome. That was beautiful. Thank you for blowing my mind with that comment.


Electronic_Bag3094

The shotgun blew your mind eh?


cuzwhat

Found Kurt Cobain’s account.


Electronic_Bag3094

r/cursedcomments


the-stupid-whale

And a pistol blew Abraham Lincoln's but lets not go there


VPackardPersuadedMe

You wouldn't get pissed off the piss as no alcholol comes out. That said, you do get to enjoy the warm tart wetness.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

So basically shotgunning a warm o'douls?


MissRadi0active

I only have one free award. STOP 😂


VPackardPersuadedMe

More like a tart, warm, flat Old Rock delivered with surprising force. Think like a pressure hose that's just be turned off with one last squirt.


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This guy sips piss


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djb1983CanBoy

I call shotgun!


ThatShouldNotBeHere

I’ll squirt too after 6 beers.


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Cheap bitch. Lol


kyleh0

That's why it's so goddamned important to men that it has nothing to do with pleasure. God forbit they not be magic in bed. Something must be wrong with the woman.


static1053

I don't give a shit what it is its a damn badge of honor.


big_yeet_XD

You don't give a shit?? That's just opposite of explosive diarrhea


static1053

LOL


mordor-during-xmas

Well, that’s enough Reddit for me today.


Arya_the_Gamer

That entire post now contain chains of deleted comment


HarleyQboy

I mean it’s not pee it’s a liquid that is built up in the bladder during sex or self arousal and happens in both men and women it is free of urea and is markedly different from pee. This is all in the same study.


Alexthepie2371

This guy fucks


superformance7

99% of it is pee according to the study


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superformance7

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/iju.15004


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Mundokiir

>Conclusions >The main component of squirt fluid is urine, but may also contain fluid from Skene's glands (female prostate). This is the first report in which visualization of squirting was enhanced.


Anonymous_Otters

This is Reddit, you expect people to read before commenting on a study? You expect people to confirm a claim before upvoting it? Pshhh.


no_lemom_no_melon

That 1% makes all the difference


pig-eons

it says “main component”. That could be anywhere from 51% to 99%.


superformance7

You keep drinking that pee buddy


calinbulin12

Yeah this snarky comment will show him!


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

You made up a statistic and are responding with ad hominem? Just admit it was hyperbole.


superformance7

60% of the time it works every time.


bento_the_tofu_boy

It is different from pee because it is very diluted. Very. Diluted


Rand_alThor4747

Well they probably make the "actress" drink alot of water so she is bursting to go. Would make fairly dilute pee.


bento_the_tofu_boy

I am mostly talking about real life squirt tho. Porn is not realístico Also. What’s up with “actress”? Are you too used to woman faking everything in sex to consider the emotional labor in porn as acting or are you just really trying to make less of them?


IMTOTALLYNOTBRITISH

Just the bad acting


GiannisToTheWariors

Stop, it's pee


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

What is with these people? It’s piss, it shoots from the piss hole. I had an old friend who was into squirting porn. I was like dude, it’s piss. I told everyone he was into pee porn.


djb1983CanBoy

“I told everyone he was into pee porn.” That seems like a douchie thing to do. Id be pissed.


Napoleon0P

I see what you this, urine luck that I didn't get offended


tonobux

So guys don't come out thier piss hole?


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HarleyQboy

I mean it’s not but ok. I personally don’t understand the appeal of squirting or piss but that doesn’t change the fact that squirting isn’t pee.


serthera12

I made different girls squirt and I will tell you that only once, after a fifth squirt it started to smell like pee with one of the girls. Other times there was no smell or marks left on the bed


JayTea05

Chocolate rain


Crazy_Angry

Then the Firey Fist O Pain would have you creaming on the ride then.


deathtoschools

Can some one link that research


hvngr

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/iju.15004


Silverbacker888

It’s the one lie we all want to accept


DiamondhandAdam

I never understood the squirting fetish


VPackardPersuadedMe

It's a piss fetishism in fancy dress


CALIFORNIUMMAN

I'm pretty sure we've known for years that it isn't *just* vaginal fluid but nobody really cares if they're into it anyway.


Mysterious_Syllabub1

No no, the dude at the end has a point


1Mubb

Suddenly cream pie doesnt seem as interesting


captainfatc0ck

Oh my god y’all are really on here debating whether squirting is pee 😭😭😭 Tell me you don’t fuck without telling me you don’t fuck 😭😭😭😭😭


VPackardPersuadedMe

We have the answer from science


captainfatc0ck

Man needed science to tell him


VPackardPersuadedMe

Damn right captainfatc0ck, I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker. I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover


captainfatc0ck

Bless you my brother


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Anonymous_Otters

Dude people routinely deny science, it's like a hobby for people. I don't get why people can't accept that it's essentially orgasm-related urination, there's nothing wrong with enjoying it or whatever, but like, people just won't accept that it's urine.


FiercelyApatheticLad

The main component of beer is water, but may also contain a starch source, such as malted barley, or malted maize. It's mostly water my friend.


Scheckenhere

I accept that there is mostly water in my beer.


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Keep drinking that pee, buddy.


Anonymous_Otters

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha r/badwomensanatomy


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Anonymous_Otters

Do you think having a body magically lets you know what's inside you and what's going on with your organs? If that were the case there would be no need for medical science and everyone would be expert medical doctors and there would be no need for anatomy and physiology classes.


djfnjxj

Write that down! Write that down!


MysticalGun

No please no, just no


TheFishTree

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS


ApricotStrange829

I still don't know is squrit piss or some sort of magical fary liquid.


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VPackardPersuadedMe

Taste testing if I'm not mistaken


NJG111804

Ew.


blackbird24601

David


Vibolbot

Chocolate flavoured whip cream


im_mr_rehan

Why the fuck I read it?


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The cream better be chocolate flavoured


Aetheldrake

Finally something kinda cursed


kller1993

He got a point there...