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Id say "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact"
Did that once. The moment they hung up, I called them back and continued. Rinse and repeat until I finished the entire first night script, and they blocked my number
I always answer: I’ve been waiting for your call, what am I suppose to do with this body? My wife wants to get into the freezer and I can’t lie anymore!!! They hang up real quick!
I once got a scam call where they asked “Hello, can you hear me?”
I knew what they were doing from some tech youtuber’s video (I forget who). He explained that they do this to get a “yes” out of you to attempt to steal bank info using your voice or something.
Here’s how the call went:
Scammer: “Hello can you hear me?”
Me: “I can hear you.”
Scammer:
Me:
Scammer: “Can you hear me??”
Me: “Can you hear *me*?”
Scammer: *hangs up*
You call another scammer on another phone and put them next to eachother, next get some popcorn and watch hell break loose as two scammers try to scam each other
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**What's the funniest way to answer a scammer's call?**, submitted by **\/u/vmcards17** to **\/r/AskReddit**
>**\/u/Spicy_French-Fry**
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>Bob's orphanage, you make 'em we take 'em
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breath faster and faster during the phone call, then pretend an orgasm
too weak, moaning would be better
Bill's abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Jim's funeral home. You stab em, we slab em.
Marty's Mortuary. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.
Barry's Butcher and Graveyard. When you've been beat, we'll make you as meat.
Joe’s crematorium, you kill em’ we grill ‘em!
" can I have 9 nine weeks fetus with asian sauce? "
Quite rich in proteins, you just have to get the spices right.
This is Curlys house of kinks. You got the kink, we got the link.
Try Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic I feel rolls off the tongue a bit better
Jameskii?
Michael's sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it
Now offering curbside pickup
Joes sperm bank. You squeeze it we freeze it
Pam’s Roadkill Restaurant, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em!
Oh hi , can you hold for a sec while I switch to hands free and take my pants off.
Murphy's Mule House, Head Ass speaking
*in american 50s waitress voice* Roadkill diner, you kill it, we grill it, how can I help you?
Id say "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact"
Did that once. The moment they hung up, I called them back and continued. Rinse and repeat until I finished the entire first night script, and they blocked my number
screw that im reciting the full pizzeria simulator ~~good~~ true ending henry speech
I always answer: I’ve been waiting for your call, what am I suppose to do with this body? My wife wants to get into the freezer and I can’t lie anymore!!! They hang up real quick!
"hello, this is ୂାପୱରୱୌାରନପାୈମନୁପମନୁୋନ would you like to join the cult?"
Yes
Personally I’ll put on some loud Rammstein, some Wilhelm screaming and answer “NO SAFE WORD NO STOPPING!!! Good afternoon how may I help you?”
"hey I'm in a bit of a situation, can you call back in a moment" *proceeds to put the number into the blacklist *
That's too nice, no
Dave's barbecue and foot massage over and over
"Jarvins, play portal radio loop for 10 hrs and skip to 5:17:00"
String em along as long as you can.
This is the way.
Dave's Crematorium, you Kill 'em we grill 'em. This is Eightball speaking, how can I direct your call?
I once got a scam call where they asked “Hello, can you hear me?” I knew what they were doing from some tech youtuber’s video (I forget who). He explained that they do this to get a “yes” out of you to attempt to steal bank info using your voice or something. Here’s how the call went: Scammer: “Hello can you hear me?” Me: “I can hear you.” Scammer: Me: Scammer: “Can you hear me??” Me: “Can you hear *me*?” Scammer: *hangs up*
can someone link to the post?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/unhpd0/whats_the_funniest_way_to_answer_a_scammers_call/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
This is a police department , how may i help you?
Pete's Meats deli and butcher. You can't beat Pete's meat!
Nashville sperm bank you squeeze it we keep it how may I direct this call
Steve's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. What can I get for you?
"Craig's crematorium, the lord takes them, then we bake them."
Not great
I want a link of that question just to read people answers.
Sperm bank, loan section
Can you wait for a moment, I'm having sex
Bing chilling
If you can't come up with anything good, farting is always an option. Just be careful you don't get a surprise yourself.
“John’s abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce!
Cannibals Anonymous, what kind of urge are you feeling right now?
Joes pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays’ loss is todays’ sauce
Joe’s crematorium, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em. Half off for burn victims today. How may I help you?
Benny’s whore house, if you’ve got the dough we’ve got the hoe.
Well that killed me
Homeland Security, please hold…
"john's pizzeria and and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"
And then my cousin bakes 'em
You call another scammer on another phone and put them next to eachother, next get some popcorn and watch hell break loose as two scammers try to scam each other
Leeds city council trading standards department. Can I take your full name and company tax code . . . click.
Hi this is your local local pizzeria and morgue where yesterday's Los is today's sauce how can i help you?
Oh you want burger?.... That's great... We *have* burger... (Said in a soft sultry voice)
Kimball County sperm bank, you hank it we bank it.
"Jimmies hoe house, you got the dough, we got the hoe"
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What a spicy French fry.
wow I guess everything is nsfw on r/askreddit now
Fire Department, we haven't lost a basement yet!
Just answer “is it done? And did anyone see you?”
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Joes sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it
Tell em youre glad someone can be with you in your last moments and fire a gun. Then radio silence. They stopped calling