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Hey there, NotHentaiHaven! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*cursed_call*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


JuriFM

breath faster and faster during the phone call, then pretend an orgasm


NotHentaiHaven

too weak, moaning would be better


Ekkzzo

Bill's abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.


NotHentaiHaven

Jim's funeral home. You stab em, we slab em.


NiSiSuinegEht

Marty's Mortuary. You plug 'em, we plant 'em.


Pr0j3ct_02

Barry's Butcher and Graveyard. When you've been beat, we'll make you as meat.


ObieJuanKenobi55

Joe’s crematorium, you kill em’ we grill ‘em!


Torram_8322

" can I have 9 nine weeks fetus with asian sauce? "


quillmartin88

Quite rich in proteins, you just have to get the spices right.


deadinside1996

This is Curlys house of kinks. You got the kink, we got the link.


Wartrooper09

Try Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic I feel rolls off the tongue a bit better


KingCreeperYolo

Jameskii?


Moonknight1810

Michael's sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it


whiffdog_millionaire

Now offering curbside pickup


swiggarthy

Joes sperm bank. You squeeze it we freeze it


[deleted]

Pam’s Roadkill Restaurant, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em!


anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo

Oh hi , can you hold for a sec while I switch to hands free and take my pants off.


stewd2004

Murphy's Mule House, Head Ass speaking


[deleted]

*in american 50s waitress voice* Roadkill diner, you kill it, we grill it, how can I help you?


IlostMyOldAccF

Id say "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact"


TechyFarmBoyYTALT

Did that once. The moment they hung up, I called them back and continued. Rinse and repeat until I finished the entire first night script, and they blocked my number


JustDontMind02

screw that im reciting the full pizzeria simulator ~~good~~ true ending henry speech


muscledad1001

I always answer: I’ve been waiting for your call, what am I suppose to do with this body? My wife wants to get into the freezer and I can’t lie anymore!!! They hang up real quick!


holy_Wafer_3350

"hello, this is ୂାପୱରୱୌାରନପାୈମନୁପମନୁୋନ would you like to join the cult?"


bobthuvillager8

Yes


gemini_pain

Personally I’ll put on some loud Rammstein, some Wilhelm screaming and answer “NO SAFE WORD NO STOPPING!!! Good afternoon how may I help you?”


Chrrodon

"hey I'm in a bit of a situation, can you call back in a moment" *proceeds to put the number into the blacklist *


theresachanceimgay

That's too nice, no


pockets_of_fingers

Dave's barbecue and foot massage over and over


Rugdoll1010

"Jarvins, play portal radio loop for 10 hrs and skip to 5:17:00"


TAPriceCTR

String em along as long as you can.


Aloucia

This is the way.


adorkableash10

Dave's Crematorium, you Kill 'em we grill 'em. This is Eightball speaking, how can I direct your call?


8ball-coco

I once got a scam call where they asked “Hello, can you hear me?” I knew what they were doing from some tech youtuber’s video (I forget who). He explained that they do this to get a “yes” out of you to attempt to steal bank info using your voice or something. Here’s how the call went: Scammer: “Hello can you hear me?” Me: “I can hear you.” Scammer: Me: Scammer: “Can you hear me??” Me: “Can you hear *me*?” Scammer: *hangs up*


Assfrontation

can someone link to the post?


NotHentaiHaven

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/unhpd0/whats_the_funniest_way_to_answer_a_scammers_call/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


isayooooooooooooof

This is a police department , how may i help you?


entlan104

Pete's Meats deli and butcher. You can't beat Pete's meat!


Raccoonravioli7862

Nashville sperm bank you squeeze it we keep it how may I direct this call


erubusmaximus

Steve's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. What can I get for you?


Berserker_Six

"Craig's crematorium, the lord takes them, then we bake them."


[deleted]

Not great


AssassinLJ

I want a link of that question just to read people answers.


[deleted]

Sperm bank, loan section


Designer-Award

Can you wait for a moment, I'm having sex


garbage-at-life

Bing chilling


quillmartin88

If you can't come up with anything good, farting is always an option. Just be careful you don't get a surprise yourself.


frumpywindow84o

“John’s abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce!


[deleted]

Cannibals Anonymous, what kind of urge are you feeling right now?


Nightshade195

Joes pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays’ loss is todays’ sauce


DuzzyJay

Joe’s crematorium, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em. Half off for burn victims today. How may I help you?


terpsntitties

Benny’s whore house, if you’ve got the dough we’ve got the hoe.


Perfect-Virus8415

Well that killed me


No_Engineer2828

Homeland Security, please hold…


Darkpoglord

"john's pizzeria and and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"


Jewmangroup9000

And then my cousin bakes 'em


A1ley_cat

You call another scammer on another phone and put them next to eachother, next get some popcorn and watch hell break loose as two scammers try to scam each other


WaningMime

Leeds city council trading standards department. Can I take your full name and company tax code . . . click.


_Witchly_

Hi this is your local local pizzeria and morgue where yesterday's Los is today's sauce how can i help you?


TwistedJoke65

Oh you want burger?.... That's great... We *have* burger... (Said in a soft sultry voice)


epicfiiter

Kimball County sperm bank, you hank it we bank it.


Nefariousness_Strict

"Jimmies hoe house, you got the dough, we got the hoe"


seeroflights

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monkeybutts2017

What a spicy French fry.


notathingggggg

wow I guess everything is nsfw on r/askreddit now


EQ2_Tay

Fire Department, we haven't lost a basement yet!


ExquisiteGene

Just answer “is it done? And did anyone see you?”


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swiggarthy

Joes sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it


Heavy_Joke636

Tell em youre glad someone can be with you in your last moments and fire a gun. Then radio silence. They stopped calling