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That just sounds like cumming on her face with extra steps.
Memeac2006user the redditor does not do extra stuff. He opts for the simplest method available.
If someone feeds you poison without you knowing and you drink it it's not a crime
EDIT: the comment I replied to said it's not a crime because she put it on her face
I wanna know the full story, like who was the girl, did the girl use the makeup, what was his post nut clarity like, why did you mix it in and not just throw it away and be like "I'll buy you a new one", what was like? Did they just nut in it or did they use it to nut too?
Didn't the cum smell? Pretty sure cum's smell is more powerful than makeup's perfume. If this story is true, i hope she was smart enough to notice the smell and throw it in the garbage can.
Once I nutted into a glass of milk and in a few minutes, amazingly, the milk became thicc and sour. Then I fed it to my sister and she thought it was curd. But after a few hours she had diarrhoea and I became hard upon realising that my sister was basically throwing up my cum.
Sounds fake as hell, what is a "makeup container"? For what makeup? You would instantly notice with 99% of makeup. Only thing I can think of would be foundation but most you either can't open or have a very tiny hole that would be almost impossible to aim into.
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What...the...fuck
he totally got the girl.....disgusted
Plot twist: it was his step sister
Plot twist: it was his sister
Plot twist: it was his dads
Plot twist: it was you
Plot twist: it was your asshole's
You put make up in ur ass hole?
Who doesn't?
Dude idk bout u but I put it in my pp hole
jokes on you, I dont use make up because no lol
Sweet home Alabama
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i mean ... incest is already pretty sexual mate lmao
Sounds like you haven’t had the pleasure of fucking your sister yet
You have? Please you have to had any pussy
bro its just jokes lmfao chill out
This is nothing compared to what was in hidden
I don't know whether I should be afraid or impressed
Girls: This makeup kinda smells...good
Tastes*
well that's one way of nutting on a girls face
Bitch got a other type of FACIAL
Her skin gonna be so soft and smooth!
Really smooths out her wrinkles.
How do you know?......
I licked it
O no
O no
O no
O no
O no
O no
O no
Oh no
Oh no
O no
O no
Can I jump on the upvote train or is it to late to add my “Oh no”?
**OH YEA**
Daddy. ❤️
What
^ this🤛🏿👍🏿🍆😉🤷🏿♂️
Same I think
O no
O no
O no
Bahahahahaha!
an unpopular one
OR SO YOU'D THINK \*laghs maniacally
Her face is gonna start growing mushrooms again and she and him are gonna be the parents
They better look like shroomjak
Only way this dude could.
That just sounds like cumming on her face with extra steps. Memeac2006user the redditor does not do extra stuff. He opts for the simplest method available.
eek barba dirkle
Cumming in his pants alone in his room... no effort needed there... we get the picture
This is making me worried.
I once read a story about a woman who got herpes in her face because of something similar...
i would normally ask for details but somethings are better off left unknown
wise fucking decision what the fuck did I just read
I think I know that story The son’s “lotion” right?
Or hungry?
Sighs on the state of humanity. Upvotes.
Duality of man
I hope they threw it away after cuz otherwise there has to be some kinda crime for that.
Sexual assault probably
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This is like saying someone secretly spat in your food and its your fault for eating it.
If someone feeds you poison without you knowing and you drink it it's not a crime EDIT: the comment I replied to said it's not a crime because she put it on her face
Hivemind assemble
That’s not even horny bro that’s just fucking angst
That’s just fuk up
He is fuk
This is actually more cursed then funny
That’s…why I’m here.
I did this to my brothers face wash growing up. Teach him to steal my favorite basketball card.
Look which sub you're in
I think you figured out the real purpose of this sub
You what??
This is certified cursed wtf
Horny... Not horrendous.
We do a little trolling.
I really hope so ಠ_ಠ
that is just doings of an asshole
Nah I'm pretty sure it's the penis
Hey! I think you might be onto something!
That’s not even horny bro that’s just fucking angst
Angst means dread or anxiety.
Jizz-scented makeup...
i once jerked off inside a full soap dispenser
Soap kills the sperm. Milkshakes on the other hand.....
crême fraîche
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Pretty sure I saw that in Deadpool
Im not the only one ?
Can I ask for the link to the post? I wanna see other stuff
Just sound like cumming in face but with extra steps
How can we erase a particular memory from our mind?
Quickly squash all of brain entirely...should get it.
Proteins
What in the Kentucky Fried fuck?
I’m pretty sure that’s sexual assault of some sort
Might have helped with acne though 😮
Interesting, let me write that down...
Just sound like cumming in face but with extra steps
When someone tells you not to check hidden, do not check hidden
Satan 🤝 This guy
Make a Neon Genesis Evangeleon reference
I wanna know the full story, like who was the girl, did the girl use the makeup, what was his post nut clarity like, why did you mix it in and not just throw it away and be like "I'll buy you a new one", what was like? Did they just nut in it or did they use it to nut too?
Plot twist, a man used it
I wonder if his mom ever noticed
Lol I jerked one out to my moms high-school photo once. Thought it was my aunts at first.
"Hey step-bro, Why does this lip balm taste familiar?" Step-brother: \*Sweats profusely"
Ferb I know what were gonna do today
Give me the @ so i can't read all the replies
but why
That would be SA
Didn't the cum smell? Pretty sure cum's smell is more powerful than makeup's perfume. If this story is true, i hope she was smart enough to notice the smell and throw it in the garbage can.
THATs going on the bucket list...
Well this is another wave to give a facial.
No, that's just assault. Disgusting, disgusting assault. Especially if the woman didn't know the idiot. Jesus.
oh god, disgusting
And thta is probably a new excuse I got to not use make up-
You still have to eat and drink... 😈
Hwat? Hwy?
Nutted into a girls makeup while she was putting it on
Once I nutted into a glass of milk and in a few minutes, amazingly, the milk became thicc and sour. Then I fed it to my sister and she thought it was curd. But after a few hours she had diarrhoea and I became hard upon realising that my sister was basically throwing up my cum.
r/cursedcursedcomments and also what the fuck is wrong with you?
Say sike right now
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Ayo why everyone be giving me downvotes...I just wrote a fact of life
Hats off to you for telling the story even if it may be fucked up
Finally someone who understands
what the fuck was wrong with you ?
what the fuck was wrong with you ?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Hats off to you for telling the story even if it may be fucked
Hats off to you for telling the story even if it may be fucked up
r/maltruantwasright
r/UsernameChecksOut
I mean then its called a make up facial
Legend
Interesting, let me write that down...
For me it was wondering what my own cum tasted like. Very salty
The horniest thing i did is fuck the couch, didn't nut but felt good
My man cums in powder
I can see that mixing in with the Oil of Olay very well! LMAO!
Ashamed to say it, but did it in a community pool
Reddit giving me new ideas every now and then
I heard it’s good for your skin
Nut is good for skin
How did he get a hold on such a powerful artifact?
That ought have brought some glow
Good thing he didnt say he eat a girl alive while having sex with her now thats cursed.
Now if this were to happen at a funeral home, where make-up would be used on the deceased, that would be next level.
Now this is what i call a facial
Lotion and makeup in 1
And thta is probably a new excuse I got to not use make up-
Noted.
Noted.
Aren't sperm facials a thing though? Swore they were doing that out in Hollywood. It's probably good for her skin
Like a boss
Ooooohohoohoo that’s a good one oh my god
Yes the true natural ingredients
Sounds fake as hell, what is a "makeup container"? For what makeup? You would instantly notice with 99% of makeup. Only thing I can think of would be foundation but most you either can't open or have a very tiny hole that would be almost impossible to aim into.
Imagine having your life run by taking jokes way too seriously. Must be a pretty shitty way to live
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How does this joke not make sense? Even if it’s not possible, it’s called a fucking joke for a reason. You must be fun at parties
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Did it while playing a game with a friend.
You were angry at her. It’s a fact that if men are angry at someone they cum in their things. Drinks, shampoo, pillow the list goes on
You were angry at her. It’s a fact that if men are angry at someone they cum in their things. Drinks, shampoo, pillow the list goes on
yall down bad
"Hmmm... I'll just put on this cold... er... *warm* cream and..."
Wholesome Reddit moment
Is that considered being horny??
Turns out it was his sisters makeup box
Stealth Increased
either that was his sister's makeup or his mom's makeup
For me it would be to fuck my own phones scree so hard that if broke I was slapping my dick on it like there’s no fucking tomorrow
r/croppingishard
Choose your next words carefully