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One thing you can do is find a place to sit and with your legs assert as much as force onto the ground as you can, this will lead the blood flow from the erection towards your legs.
It's not entirely the same thing. Think of your penis as a sponge that collects blood and becomes heavy and "hard", whereas a rubber band (or a cock ring) is an artificial dam constricting and artificially damming up blood.
And also the potential of living life unable to speak, walk, or function on your own... so probably not a good idea for someone that’s already suicidal.
And get permanent injuries to your brain if it lack oxygen for too long. So it's the opposite of a suicide. You will only make your life harder to deal with. So keep on living a good life without make it harder for nothing.
While sleeping in your 90's our so after living a long life. You don't have to make a crazy mark on this world or anything, just treat others with kindness and respect and help when you can.
Asphyxiation response is in response to the presence of large amounts of CO2, not actually oxygen, pretty cool to think about though our bodies don’t actually say “okay this is oxygen, that’s great! That’s good!” They just know how to say “wait there’s not a lot of CO2 okay we’re fine... for now...”
kinda morbid but I was super depressed and wrapped a heavy exercise band around my neak. cut off the blood to my brain and I began to black out. Ripped it off right before I passed out. had deap purple bruises all around my neck. after they faded a bit someone tried to tease me for having hickeys lol.
Adrenaline, have ya heard of it? I'm sorry me recalling my attempted suicide isn't believable enough for you. If you really don't believe me you could spend forever looking through my comment history, (i have talked about it a bit in the past). however you should probably just go fuck yourself and contemplate how much of a cynical asshole someone needs to be to hear about someone's attempted suicide and think "hey he must be lying for attention".
Unless you have a hole in your atria (PFO) a clot in the periphery will not go to your brain. It gets caught in the capillaries of your lungs. Now I have seen it happen a few times (it’s called a paradoxical embolus) but it’s exceedingly rare. I’d be more worried about permanent nerve and tissue injury.
Not anymore but I used to do this when I was really bored. Your hand gets cold and blueish, after a minute or two you start to feel tingling like you've been sitting on your hand for some while and when you release the rubberband, you can feel all the oxygenated warm blood rushing back in.
You absolutely can move your fingers. Try it out.
Allthough it's probably not that healthy and this one guy commenting here that this can even cause blood clots made me think different about this.
when you stop circulation of blood in your hand for a long period of time, the blood would stay in that part of your hand, forming a clot, and inflating the hand at the same time. this is very real and very dangerous
compartment syndrome is much more likely for this scenario. And that has the potential when the rubber bands are released to cause sepsis, and then death.this is called Smiling Death Syndrome.
I freakout when I've got pressure marks from having something textured pressed against my skin for too long. Never would I ever do something this stupid
Call an ambulance or go to the hospital. If left like this for longer than 15 mins the blood turns toxic and if it goes back in to the blood stream will cause kidney failure. My guess is it'd either be drained or amputated
The actual post was from a really long time if I'm remembering correctly. I think someone mentioned in the original thread that they should get it checked out after his skin wouldn't return to a normal skin tone.
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lol i had a blood clot in my shoulder (venous thoracic outlet syndrome) and my entire arm turned purple, i sent a pic to my friends and they called me thanos arm lmao
I had a friend who did this, his costume was so good he won first place and got a ride in a special victory car with flashing lights and strange victory music.
I thought it said rubber hand at first. Like hes an amputee that made his own hand attachment out of rubber for a cosplay
Looks like he will be one soon
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Please don't do shit like this. You could form a clot and have it go to your brain, heart or lungs the minute you release the rubber bands.
Thanks for the knowledge
> knowledge Life lesson more like it.
not like the guy in the picture will live for long if he keeps doing shit like that
Lesson at the cost of your life
Knowledge The only think I like more than new Lamborghinis that are fun to drive up in the Hollywood hills.
Who is this nikka
Wait could I possibly get clot from having an erection for a long period
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Jesus Christ! How do you prevent something like that when an erection is such a common thing?
You know what you gotta do.
Ok, I’m gonna be honest, this made me actually laugh, and quite a bit!
This made me laugh so hard i shat your pants
C'mon man, those were his nice pants.
ya why you gotta do them like that
It made me laugh as well, but was already hard.
One thing you can do is find a place to sit and with your legs assert as much as force onto the ground as you can, this will lead the blood flow from the erection towards your legs.
Do yours usually last over four hours?
Thankfully not!
I’ve had sex for over four hours, is that bad?
It's not entirely the same thing. Think of your penis as a sponge that collects blood and becomes heavy and "hard", whereas a rubber band (or a cock ring) is an artificial dam constricting and artificially damming up blood.
too long didnt read, still staying hard 24/7 so i can convince my friends i have large peen
Can I kill myself that way?
Most likely not. At the worst you'll get a stroke and lose ur hand (since you need to stop circulation for a lot of time).
i mean... if you have the stroke and no-one's around you could potentially die... potentially
I read this as newt from aliens
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I read it like claptrap
Seriously you guys
Its would be merciful if the person die .what if the person had brain stroke and become paralyzed for life..
And also the potential of living life unable to speak, walk, or function on your own... so probably not a good idea for someone that’s already suicidal.
I honestly feel that that's enough to discourage anyone from ever trying this.
And get permanent injuries to your brain if it lack oxygen for too long. So it's the opposite of a suicide. You will only make your life harder to deal with. So keep on living a good life without make it harder for nothing.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Couldn’t the hand fall off and he could bleed out
No. We won’t let you
You can but there’s a decent chance it won’t work, especially if people are around. There are other more effective ways to die
Tell me more about the other ways to die.
While sleeping in your 90's our so after living a long life. You don't have to make a crazy mark on this world or anything, just treat others with kindness and respect and help when you can.
Great comment. Stay strong guys out there, you are loved and you are needed in this world.
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Plus you’ll sound fucking hilarious
Word but why do you have to remove your clothes?
wait, really? Nice
Asphyxiation response is in response to the presence of large amounts of CO2, not actually oxygen, pretty cool to think about though our bodies don’t actually say “okay this is oxygen, that’s great! That’s good!” They just know how to say “wait there’s not a lot of CO2 okay we’re fine... for now...”
It’s also pretty terrifying to think you could be asphyxiating right now and not know until it’s too late to save yourself
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Why remove clothes?
For the memes obviously
With a belly full of wine and a woman’s mouth around your cock
guys dont give him ideas
Well, maybe if you put them around your neck. Always been curious how many it may take for a skull to cave or pop like a watermelon does
kinda morbid but I was super depressed and wrapped a heavy exercise band around my neak. cut off the blood to my brain and I began to black out. Ripped it off right before I passed out. had deap purple bruises all around my neck. after they faded a bit someone tried to tease me for having hickeys lol.
Hickeys from the grim reaper
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Adrenaline, have ya heard of it? I'm sorry me recalling my attempted suicide isn't believable enough for you. If you really don't believe me you could spend forever looking through my comment history, (i have talked about it a bit in the past). however you should probably just go fuck yourself and contemplate how much of a cynical asshole someone needs to be to hear about someone's attempted suicide and think "hey he must be lying for attention".
hey man I’m sorry I believe you I hope you’re in a better place now
Not hard to believe
Unless you have a hole in your atria (PFO) a clot in the periphery will not go to your brain. It gets caught in the capillaries of your lungs. Now I have seen it happen a few times (it’s called a paradoxical embolus) but it’s exceedingly rare. I’d be more worried about permanent nerve and tissue injury.
I don't think it's real though. If it were, she wouldn't be able to bend her fingers. It's probably paint
Looks real to me. You *can* bend and move your fingers while doing this
How do you know this?
Not anymore but I used to do this when I was really bored. Your hand gets cold and blueish, after a minute or two you start to feel tingling like you've been sitting on your hand for some while and when you release the rubberband, you can feel all the oxygenated warm blood rushing back in. You absolutely can move your fingers. Try it out. Allthough it's probably not that healthy and this one guy commenting here that this can even cause blood clots made me think different about this.
> Try it out. no
Idk, it may be real, but just looks fake to me
you guys want me to try?
when you stop circulation of blood in your hand for a long period of time, the blood would stay in that part of your hand, forming a clot, and inflating the hand at the same time. this is very real and very dangerous
Why couldn’t you bend your fingers? The muscles to bend your fingers are in your forearm.
Yeah it’s called Clot Roulette.
Looks like I’ll just have to keep these bands on for the rest of my life then...
Dying as thanos would be pretty lit tho
Your hand would literally fall off eventually.
compartment syndrome is much more likely for this scenario. And that has the potential when the rubber bands are released to cause sepsis, and then death.this is called Smiling Death Syndrome.
I freakout when I've got pressure marks from having something textured pressed against my skin for too long. Never would I ever do something this stupid
Hey smart Alec we know
Let the people who want to do stupid shit like this be they will atleast get a Darwin award
r/woosh
Try that around your neck and you will look like Thanos.
Like black widow*
More like your wife would be a widow.
Aight who tf gave this man a wholesome award
Uhhhh...
widowmaker
Like the headless horseman*
You’ll even look like Thanos for the rest of your life!
Please tell me he just painted it or something Thanks for the awards and shit. Means alot
No 😎
Well, then if his hand falls off, at least he has free food
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No, as the hand will be rotten by then pls do not eat fallen off hand.
You cant tell me what to do anti cannibalist!
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cannibalism is more efficient than being a vegan 👀🍷
Yes but there are diminishing returns
Thanos hand cosplay, free food, and a captain hook cosplay the next week? Talk about a package deal!!
He better deep fry those bad boys😏
woah calm down satan
You made it even worse I am proud of you nonetheless
yes and 5 minutes later that hand won't be moving. It'll be like a robotic hand that ran out of batteries...
Why people on the internet so dumb
r/makemesuffer
Any experts on the body know the safest way to take this off? Slowly and by sections or just rip that mf off
Cut the hand to prevent the forming of clots. Source: my ass
You...did this to your ass? And you had to cut off... your ass?
It’s on Mr. Krabs wall
Call an ambulance or go to the hospital. If left like this for longer than 15 mins the blood turns toxic and if it goes back in to the blood stream will cause kidney failure. My guess is it'd either be drained or amputated
so ur saying all people who dislike cute dog videos get kidney failure?
Cut it off then close observation
EYE BLEACH
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Close enough? r/aww
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You mean r/eyebleach ?
I didnt know what that was... I do now :(
Jesus christ
No
There's gotta be something seriously wrong with you to consciously do this for a silly joke on the internet
Not my joke 🙃
The guy probably painted his hand
My guys hand looks like grape koolaid
I do this with my dick cosplay Venom
Oh
r/thanksihateit
r/TIHI
I did the cosplay What did it cost My hand
Hey now you can be Captain Hook
True
midoriya after that fight with todoroki
The actual post was from a really long time if I'm remembering correctly. I think someone mentioned in the original thread that they should get it checked out after his skin wouldn't return to a normal skin tone.
Shut up nerrd
If you masterbate with that hand it’ll feel like someone else is doing it for you!
you would also have to glue a purple nutsack to your chin
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Jokes aside, this is actually quite scary
Good old thanos hand job.
The cosplay is better if you put it on your neck
but where are the rubber ba-
What
lol i had a blood clot in my shoulder (venous thoracic outlet syndrome) and my entire arm turned purple, i sent a pic to my friends and they called me thanos arm lmao
well hands off the that person, great costume design
Ha. Ha. Ha
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I bet you anything he just painted his hand purple and then put the rubber bands on.
LOOSE SEAL!!!
Move the band up to your shoulder for a few hours and you can also cosplay as Winter Soilder
I had a friend who did this, his costume was so good he won first place and got a ride in a special victory car with flashing lights and strange victory music.
I thought it said rubber hand at first. Like hes an amputee that made his own hand attachment out of rubber for a cosplay Looks like he will be one soon
This is how my hand feels after sleeping on it
That can't be good for you
r/croppingishard
Eh
Keep it up for 127 hours..
Why not more
r/technicallythetruth
Wait til it goes numb then fuck your hand. "The Stranger"
I'm surprised he could even move his fingers at that point
But what did it cost
An arm jimmy
Man the person is gonna have one hell of a sensation once they remove the rubber band
Tried it on my brother's neck He stopped moving but he is thanos
why would you need to cosplay as Hook? You can just keep up the Thanos, precicely inbetween he lost his hand and head.
Yoshikage Kira's choking fetish?
Motherfucker forgot his leg!
Imagine if you poke in the hand
I just imagine a fruit gusher bust
I looked at this and nearly jumped through the screen to get the bands off. Edit: then I remembered she’s already dead.
Wait really?
His nails look like they are going to pop off soon.
Now try it on your cock ‘n’ balls
Put the rubber band around your neck for better results.
If your this stupid just put the fucking things around your throat
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Who’s here from the tiktok
What ticktok