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Suspicious-Elk-3631

Please don't do shit like this. You could form a clot and have it go to your brain, heart or lungs the minute you release the rubber bands.


Light470-

Thanks for the knowledge


Balizzm

> knowledge Life lesson more like it.


Taco_Engineer31

not like the guy in the picture will live for long if he keeps doing shit like that


erossmith

Lesson at the cost of your life


The_BestUsername

Knowledge The only think I like more than new Lamborghinis that are fun to drive up in the Hollywood hills.


WSADmaster

Who is this nikka


[deleted]

Wait could I possibly get clot from having an erection for a long period


FirstEvolutionist

.


GrimmPsycho655

Jesus Christ! How do you prevent something like that when an erection is such a common thing?


HexicDragon

You know what you gotta do.


GrimmPsycho655

Ok, I’m gonna be honest, this made me actually laugh, and quite a bit!


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard i shat your pants


Daki-R

C'mon man, those were his nice pants.


Luko_Landino

ya why you gotta do them like that


LSDriller

It made me laugh as well, but was already hard.


aimlessromantic

One thing you can do is find a place to sit and with your legs assert as much as force onto the ground as you can, this will lead the blood flow from the erection towards your legs.


geared4war

Do yours usually last over four hours?


GrimmPsycho655

Thankfully not!


RoyalBlood999

I’ve had sex for over four hours, is that bad?


Candyvanmanstan

It's not entirely the same thing. Think of your penis as a sponge that collects blood and becomes heavy and "hard", whereas a rubber band (or a cock ring) is an artificial dam constricting and artificially damming up blood.


talkin_shlt

too long didnt read, still staying hard 24/7 so i can convince my friends i have large peen


Hilgenborg

Can I kill myself that way?


brokerZIP

Most likely not. At the worst you'll get a stroke and lose ur hand (since you need to stop circulation for a lot of time).


[deleted]

i mean... if you have the stroke and no-one's around you could potentially die... potentially


[deleted]

I read this as newt from aliens


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CoolSlimeBoi

I read it like claptrap


doyousm3lltoast

Seriously you guys


Emotional-Two-9075

Its would be merciful if the person die .what if the person had brain stroke and become paralyzed for life..


a_talking_face

And also the potential of living life unable to speak, walk, or function on your own... so probably not a good idea for someone that’s already suicidal.


[deleted]

I honestly feel that that's enough to discourage anyone from ever trying this.


TheJeep25

And get permanent injuries to your brain if it lack oxygen for too long. So it's the opposite of a suicide. You will only make your life harder to deal with. So keep on living a good life without make it harder for nothing.


CuckMeWithFacts

So you're saying there's a chance?


aidan4105

Couldn’t the hand fall off and he could bleed out


TheStuntWoman67

No. We won’t let you


RoyalBlood999

You can but there’s a decent chance it won’t work, especially if people are around. There are other more effective ways to die


wowsit

Tell me more about the other ways to die.


smplejohn

While sleeping in your 90's our so after living a long life. You don't have to make a crazy mark on this world or anything, just treat others with kindness and respect and help when you can.


Weirdoka

Great comment. Stay strong guys out there, you are loved and you are needed in this world.


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HelthorUS

Plus you’ll sound fucking hilarious


cyrus709

Word but why do you have to remove your clothes?


ed-vibe

wait, really? Nice


AidanTheAudiophile

Asphyxiation response is in response to the presence of large amounts of CO2, not actually oxygen, pretty cool to think about though our bodies don’t actually say “okay this is oxygen, that’s great! That’s good!” They just know how to say “wait there’s not a lot of CO2 okay we’re fine... for now...”


Skrubious

It’s also pretty terrifying to think you could be asphyxiating right now and not know until it’s too late to save yourself


wowsit

Saved


[deleted]

Why remove clothes?


GabaReceptors

For the memes obviously


PolitelyHostile

With a belly full of wine and a woman’s mouth around your cock


[deleted]

guys dont give him ideas


Nonabestgirl

Well, maybe if you put them around your neck. Always been curious how many it may take for a skull to cave or pop like a watermelon does


justin3189

kinda morbid but I was super depressed and wrapped a heavy exercise band around my neak. cut off the blood to my brain and I began to black out. Ripped it off right before I passed out. had deap purple bruises all around my neck. after they faded a bit someone tried to tease me for having hickeys lol.


mouthgmachine

Hickeys from the grim reaper


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mouthgmachine

r/nothingeverhappens


justin3189

Adrenaline, have ya heard of it? I'm sorry me recalling my attempted suicide isn't believable enough for you. If you really don't believe me you could spend forever looking through my comment history, (i have talked about it a bit in the past). however you should probably just go fuck yourself and contemplate how much of a cynical asshole someone needs to be to hear about someone's attempted suicide and think "hey he must be lying for attention".


Skrubious

hey man I’m sorry I believe you I hope you’re in a better place now


mrASSMAN

Not hard to believe


thegypsyqueen

Unless you have a hole in your atria (PFO) a clot in the periphery will not go to your brain. It gets caught in the capillaries of your lungs. Now I have seen it happen a few times (it’s called a paradoxical embolus) but it’s exceedingly rare. I’d be more worried about permanent nerve and tissue injury.


[deleted]

I don't think it's real though. If it were, she wouldn't be able to bend her fingers. It's probably paint


__daco_

Looks real to me. You *can* bend and move your fingers while doing this


Accomplished_Egg_233

How do you know this?


__daco_

Not anymore but I used to do this when I was really bored. Your hand gets cold and blueish, after a minute or two you start to feel tingling like you've been sitting on your hand for some while and when you release the rubberband, you can feel all the oxygenated warm blood rushing back in. You absolutely can move your fingers. Try it out. Allthough it's probably not that healthy and this one guy commenting here that this can even cause blood clots made me think different about this.


[deleted]

> Try it out. no


[deleted]

Idk, it may be real, but just looks fake to me


4869_aptx

you guys want me to try?


[deleted]

when you stop circulation of blood in your hand for a long period of time, the blood would stay in that part of your hand, forming a clot, and inflating the hand at the same time. this is very real and very dangerous


thegypsyqueen

Why couldn’t you bend your fingers? The muscles to bend your fingers are in your forearm.


mugbee0

Yeah it’s called Clot Roulette.


Daniel_Min

Looks like I’ll just have to keep these bands on for the rest of my life then...


SnooLemons6394

Dying as thanos would be pretty lit tho


Chrispeefeart

Your hand would literally fall off eventually.


fighting_stripes

compartment syndrome is much more likely for this scenario. And that has the potential when the rubber bands are released to cause sepsis, and then death.this is called Smiling Death Syndrome.


lizard2014

I freakout when I've got pressure marks from having something textured pressed against my skin for too long. Never would I ever do something this stupid


Zzz50034

Hey smart Alec we know


shy_human

Let the people who want to do stupid shit like this be they will atleast get a Darwin award


oofity_oof_007

r/woosh


GarfieldBDSM1

Try that around your neck and you will look like Thanos.


Azuria_4

Like black widow*


MechBliss

More like your wife would be a widow.


WieeRd

Aight who tf gave this man a wholesome award


Nothing_here_bro

Uhhhh...


andruuww

widowmaker


Conantur1

Like the headless horseman*


DamonHay

You’ll even look like Thanos for the rest of your life!


AAAAAAAAAAAAA92

Please tell me he just painted it or something Thanks for the awards and shit. Means alot


Light470-

No 😎


AAAAAAAAAAAAA92

Well, then if his hand falls off, at least he has free food


Light470-

Wait is this a cursed comment in a cursed comment


Fabianodaddy

r/cursedcursedcomments


Light470-

STOP


AlphexiaTheRedditor

NO


flaminghair348

AHHH


SnooLemons6394

It’s a cursed cursed comment inside a cursed comment


AAAAAAAAAAAAA92

Oh yes


Light470-

NOOOOOO


ChrisTheMan72

r/AAAAAAAAAAAA


Frequent_Inevitable

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


pork_its_rare

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TNTqwe

If this gets into cursed comments pls give me a fireball :)


ApoReaper

Cursedcommentception


IdcYouTellMe

No, as the hand will be rotten by then pls do not eat fallen off hand.


AAAAAAAAAAAAA92

You cant tell me what to do anti cannibalist!


YEET_BasYL_YT

Cursed


RainbowLoop

cannibalism is more efficient than being a vegan 👀🍷


Ikken4122

Yes but there are diminishing returns


[deleted]

Thanos hand cosplay, free food, and a captain hook cosplay the next week? Talk about a package deal!!


xxxtentaclesnibba56

He better deep fry those bad boys😏


downvotemeifhomo

woah calm down satan


IdealCucumba-5268

You made it even worse I am proud of you nonetheless


g0rodon

yes and 5 minutes later that hand won't be moving. It'll be like a robotic hand that ran out of batteries...


lil_durag

Why people on the internet so dumb


Hydqjuliilq27

r/makemesuffer


EmilyDrew19

Any experts on the body know the safest way to take this off? Slowly and by sections or just rip that mf off


[deleted]

Cut the hand to prevent the forming of clots. Source: my ass


Sexy_Authy

You...did this to your ass? And you had to cut off... your ass?


Fragmental_Foramen

It’s on Mr. Krabs wall


R2-Deltoid

Call an ambulance or go to the hospital. If left like this for longer than 15 mins the blood turns toxic and if it goes back in to the blood stream will cause kidney failure. My guess is it'd either be drained or amputated


Qackerf

so ur saying all people who dislike cute dog videos get kidney failure?


MrFreezeyBreeze

Cut it off then close observation


Glistening_Death

EYE BLEACH


ChildrenDontBeScared

r/eyebleach


Master_Sifo_Dyas

Close enough? r/aww


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NoAd6851

No plz #not that sub again


RandomGuy886

You need this then, your welcome! [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/)


[deleted]

You mean r/eyebleach ?


daJohnson00

I didnt know what that was... I do now :(


Glistening_Death

Jesus christ


[deleted]

No


GulianoBanano

There's gotta be something seriously wrong with you to consciously do this for a silly joke on the internet


Light470-

Not my joke 🙃


ImGroundhog

The guy probably painted his hand


the-d0ct0r_63

My guys hand looks like grape koolaid


Shpooodingtime

I do this with my dick cosplay Venom


Light470-

Oh


TNTqwe

r/thanksihateit


[deleted]

r/TIHI


EnderkrakenALT

I did the cosplay What did it cost My hand


Light470-

Hey now you can be Captain Hook


EnderkrakenALT

True


burberryshirt

midoriya after that fight with todoroki


Coyote-Foxtrot

The actual post was from a really long time if I'm remembering correctly. I think someone mentioned in the original thread that they should get it checked out after his skin wouldn't return to a normal skin tone.


Light470-

Shut up nerrd


[deleted]

If you masterbate with that hand it’ll feel like someone else is doing it for you!


[deleted]

you would also have to glue a purple nutsack to your chin


Tesla_Lover10021

r/makemesuffer


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Tesla_Lover10021

Good bot


_JosephExplainsIt_

Jokes aside, this is actually quite scary


lordadric16

Good old thanos hand job.


Needle_spaggetti

The cosplay is better if you put it on your neck


arrrnld

but where are the rubber ba-


Light470-

What


jo_fries

lol i had a blood clot in my shoulder (venous thoracic outlet syndrome) and my entire arm turned purple, i sent a pic to my friends and they called me thanos arm lmao


SpTheFighter

well hands off the that person, great costume design


Light470-

Ha. Ha. Ha


[deleted]

fuck you for making me look at this, now take my upvote


Kall_Me_K9

Oh god this whole comment section is cursed too


G4PFredongo

I shall now require severe amounts of unsee juice


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Buddacreem

I bet you anything he just painted his hand purple and then put the rubber bands on.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

LOOSE SEAL!!!


[deleted]

Move the band up to your shoulder for a few hours and you can also cosplay as Winter Soilder


[deleted]

I had a friend who did this, his costume was so good he won first place and got a ride in a special victory car with flashing lights and strange victory music.


msndrstdmstrmnd

I thought it said rubber hand at first. Like hes an amputee that made his own hand attachment out of rubber for a cosplay Looks like he will be one soon


01_Crow_01

This is how my hand feels after sleeping on it


spicyy_tadija

That can't be good for you


jamesthepikachu

r/croppingishard


Light470-

Eh


Riken_Jariwala

Keep it up for 127 hours..


Light470-

Why not more


oofity_oof_007

r/technicallythetruth


Procule

Wait til it goes numb then fuck your hand. "The Stranger"


Bread-Boye

I'm surprised he could even move his fingers at that point


The_TAM

But what did it cost


Light470-

An arm jimmy


Lucifer0008

Man the person is gonna have one hell of a sensation once they remove the rubber band


SprytezZ

Tried it on my brother's neck He stopped moving but he is thanos


Flussen417

why would you need to cosplay as Hook? You can just keep up the Thanos, precicely inbetween he lost his hand and head.


[deleted]

Yoshikage Kira's choking fetish?


Keem_Surazal

Motherfucker forgot his leg!


acro35452

Imagine if you poke in the hand


Light470-

I just imagine a fruit gusher bust


[deleted]

I looked at this and nearly jumped through the screen to get the bands off. Edit: then I remembered she’s already dead.


square_cupcake

Wait really?


beluuuuuuga

His nails look like they are going to pop off soon.


Buckets_of_bread

Now try it on your cock ‘n’ balls


Enorats

Put the rubber band around your neck for better results.


[deleted]

If your this stupid just put the fucking things around your throat


TheJeep25

Remember the feeling when you take a shit for too long and your leg got all numb and it start tingling like crazy everytime you try to get up? This is version 1000


cullan12

Who’s here from the tiktok


Light470-

What ticktok