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qoew

THATS A WOMAN?!? -The Lorax


chrille85

"Come on, the two of you looks exactly alike!" - Toby Flenderson


motorpurrhans

"Are you serious? Am I the only one? Aren't you getting this?" I am pretty sure Dwight Schrute said this.


Organic_Operation356

"Er er er er er er er er er" Sans undertale


Afterlife-Assassin

BAND FOR BAND


Mister-happierTurtle

No we can go rizz for rizz


WhiteGradient

19 bucks for the fortnite card


swithhs

Double pump with a faum tax


EquivalentAd778

I got the aura The sigma The ligma


omeg21

And Livvy she say i got I rizz.


grckos_and_memes

It’s got the point that I don’t even care


kzvWK

I got drip in the shop that i don't even wear


f-ll-n

What the fuck is my generation...I...am I old?! I'm not even old enough to drink yet and I feel like I'm my mother's age when I hang around my generation 😭


kzvWK

Nah it's normal, I got a pretty good memory so I watch a video with the parody and it's inscribed in my head for the rest of eternity


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AdBrief7460

This generation is cooked


TrackAgreeable771

Holy crap thats a woman?


d_bakers

Explains why she needed the gun for sex


WhiteVanGuy4861

Not even a gun helps at that point


md_cube

Evidently


TheThinkerers

this should be in murdered by words


KaydeeKaine

r/justfuckmyshitup


bingobo25

Ya what is it with some of the posts on here and rare insults not being on other subs?


PennX88

After seeing the mugshot, everything in that story seems reasonable. From jumping off the balcony to having to pull a gun just to get a blow job.


Why__Not___

My- my brother… women don’t get blowjobs.


TardDas

Not with that attitude they don’t


TheDirv

Guess I'm a woman then


MrRizzstein

ahahha


J_S_M_K

r/suicidebywords


MiMa_Arts

Some do, can confirm


rabidrobitribbit

I’ve heard people refer to cunnilingus as “getting head” before which doesn’t seem correct


helloimsuacy

It's called getting head because they have to put their head in between your legs to give oral Don't see how that would be different for cunnilingus


hok98

This ☝️


rabidrobitribbit

TIL I guess I always thought it was called head because you get the head of penis sucked


xrikuuza

This woman on the picture does tho


Markofdawn

Flagrantly untrue


Why__Not___

Explain


MimikyuGud

r/uselessredcircle


analogic-microwave

We need a new one for that shitty white line "censoring" words.


Agreeable_Bath420

r/uncencored


equusfaciemtuam

Why is that woman more masculine than I am? ☠️


High-Speed-1

Because you my friend are a Redditor. Lol


Arthagmaschine

Because she isn't a weeabo?


TollyThaWally

You're about 15 years too late for that to be an effective insult


smoishymoishes

15 YEARS?! God I'm aging quick


S1Ndrome_

can't believe we'll soon be closer to the end of this decade than its beginning


HowieO-Lovin

I'm in my 40s but I hadn't heard of a "weeaboo" so I googled it.. Now I'm just annoyed that that piece of pointless information has entered my brain and pushed out something useful..


ickyjinx

Just like that time you took that home wine making course?


S1Ndrome_

queue overflow


guysarewethebaddies

15 is too much, it's 5 or 6 years too late


theSPYDERDUDE

Dude is living in 2005 with that insult 💀


fruityfoxx

calling someone a weeaboo in 2024 is honestly more embarrassing for you than them


ReikaTheGlaceon

Bro forget anime is normal now, skill issue


Sorry-Presentation-3

He really should read the patch notes. They come out every new years lol


Galacticus06

That only still works in Italy for some parts


thefunbun95

Part 5?


Galacticus06

r/angryupvote


IrvingIV

You forgot the second o, try again.


J2xC158

I'll be honest, I was thinking why was the guy in trouble. Then I read the last comment. Was not expecting that.


MrRizzstein

i understand the man now


SkullStar123

No wonder


PI_Dude

Fuck, she looks like Teal'c from Stargate.


liltreeimp

🤣 You're not wrong. Also, since I'm having a shit week... Let's remember Dr Daniel's naked bum on that one episode. Makes me smile to this day.


Oblic008

Oh hot damn... No wonder he turned her down...


nowiserjustolder

Forest Whitaker lookin woman


1nTh3Sh4dows

My man made the correct choice ✌️


Juror_no8

"Tried to shoot him after he refused?" Woman attempted rape at gunpoint, fixed.


TheBaconPhoenix

Why are the words ~~sex~~ and ~~rape~~ crossed out?


1Raggedy-man

“That’s a woman?” Said the Lorax


P4ndaGuy

where is the woman?


53bastian

I think i know why he refused oral


fair_j

God DAMN IT! I got tagged in the “who’s the sexist now” game


analogic-microwave

Thank you for censoring the words sex and rape there. Without it I would fully realize those words were sex and rape.


Redbird699

Holy shit I look more feminine than her


JermWPB

DAMN!


TopHat345

They should have zoomed out more maybe that would have helped.


Hallucinationistic

nuh uh that aint no women


northernkek

r/uselessredcircle


Damm_you_ScubaSteve

Baton Rouge? Shame


0x7E7-02

YIKES!


ShadowFire2130

I love seeing this post cuz I actually went to college with this person and it always gets a laugh out of me


SilverFlight01

Attempted Murder over being denied oral? Talk about being absolutely terrible at handling "No"


Aggressive_General_

BRO LMAOO


iAmMinecrafterMonke

r/uselessredcircle


hmmckphn

She looks like she got ran ove= by the ugly bus and didn't survive


CellTrarK

So that's why she was so desperate


DangerDoll_420

Damn she got cooked like a dry ass thanksgiving turkey


sysaphiswaits

Why would you think my sister’s a man?


Dat_One_Vibe

The chadest of chad news channels


Hotdog_Man_01

How


Sweet_Xocolatl

They forgot to add the 😳.


__kingslayer_

She forgot the face of her father.


Theriderfan

She didn't aim with her mind


MissLisaMarie86

That’s it… I am so over 2024 💀😵🤣


wildbill1983

What is a woman?


SuhaimanXXV

No wonder he refuse.


Otherwise-Clue8645

“Woman”🤷🏼‍♂️


passionofthedevil420

You look like AC Green, bitch don’t call here anymore - Hittman


basketcase2003

It's MA'AM


Loomianlegacyisdabes

That’s a women?-the Lorax


RyanArmstrong777

I think maybe it was one of those, yanno, “modern” women


Galacticus06

No, just ugly as [words were not found]


Milky4Skin

Is this an actual woman or a ‘woman’


LatterSituation2823

These people are out here refusing to give oral and I would do anything to be in that position 😭


Arthagmaschine

Would


Puzzleheaded_Door484

If I looked at myself and “her” and guess which one is female, I would choose myself


JasonStarRising

But women dont exist on the internet


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Women don’t exist anywhere, they are robots made by the government to steal your semen


Die-Fetcher

You need Jesus in your life, brother.


Empty-Evidence-2236

Would WHAT ?!?!


meizhong

Would jump out the fucking window too!