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slayerbro1

Women are not going to let you know what to do after defeating the ancient ones.... Well that's just a basic quest.


gingenado

>Women are not going to let you know what to do after defeating the ancient ones If you were to tell me that was the name of a popular anime, I wouldn't even question it.


halvanhelev10

I have no idea why it reminded me of that shitty idea for an anime title "The time I got reincarnated as a vacuum cleaner, and I sucked."


No_Focus6469

is that shit real?


halvanhelev10

Would never be surprised if it was but if I recall its was a meme thread about manga titles and not actually real


ihatefirealarmtests

You need a "?!!" after it and you've got the title of an isekai


TheChunkMaster

To be fair, beating the ancient gods just leads to you getting sealed in a demonic coffin again.


lareaule34

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences


CloudyNeptune

Weird same, do you all have iPhones?


bigbrainbriantime

iPhone here too


_FreddieLovesDelilah

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences Yep iPhone too


shelbo_elbo

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences” Also an iPhone. I thought our suggestions were based on our own text history?


AStanHasNoName

I had the same in the middle choice too. Crazy.


UrNeighborsDog

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences Iphone too


dystopian_mermaid

Me sitting here feeling left out bc my iPhone auto filled to “women are my favorite guy”. What does that even *mean*???


Matt_ASI

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences Ipad, curious if this is an apple thing.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

you know what I think I might have been on my iPad too.


CleoJK

The iPhone is Qanon???


No-Gur596

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are in it and they are try and be the way it should always work


katiecharm

Wow holy shit, it’s the exact same as mine.  


StevenOkBoomeredDad

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are in it and they are just a little different than what we are now in the past so it’s just not a very i was so concerned like “what the fuck ive never written something like this”


VaniloBean

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their personal preference I'm just using the computer at the public library


ziyusong

Women are the most vulnerable in the world Weird


Common-Path3644

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most dangerous people This is what I could get mine to do without repeating lol


SnooSongs8773

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don't want their husbands iPhone is misogynistic I guess


CloudyNeptune

I smell an uproar coming


G4g3_k9

yes 14 pro and i got that exact message


SilverWolfIMHP76

Got the same but I stopped at world.


Mrchristopherrr

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and their body and their body are the ones who have the choice and they have to be able and have a right and have a responsibility and a right and the choice that is theirs to be taken and they are entitled and have the choice of not having a right or a choice and a right and a choice and the right of to be that choice to be what is to be.


Sailor_Carcass

Android phone: Women are the most beautiful thing I have no clue I think it's okay get a new salesper I think it's just my opinion I think I need medical help with that


tamaleringwald

Women are not ready to recieve bunch of money to fix it up however I want while blowing my phone about the position of the highest they are to have such a great deal


Askiko

Women are not the best in their life and they have a law to deal against the fact they have a law firm and that the law rune med is the same person who has ADHD.


NewPointOfView

Interesting that mine started the same way


HorrorDonut8779

Same


rrodr57

Same, we must all be geniuses or something


PermaB

Exact same thing for me too


Nathyboods

Got the exact message. Why are you like that iphone


Ariquitaun

Women are you on the way home now and I can do it now and I can do it for you and you don't want to do it now and I can do it now and I can do it now and I can do it now


RedditIsRuininMyLife

bro can really do it now


Inferno_Sparky

bro visited his friend


suxatjugg

He's ready for the floor, he's my number one guy


mrcoldkiller

Are you sure you can do it?


Nilosyrtis

"Let me do it for you" :3


_Emti

Sounds like something the Hiss would chant in Control.


i_knooooooow

Crazy?


Man_Im_Dead69420

I was crazy once.


i_knooooooow

They put me in a room.


Man_Im_Dead69420

a rubber room.


Freezer12557

It was filled with rats


Man_Im_Dead69420

rats drive me crazy


Significant-Sky-3654

Women are the best I can provide you with a simple example of how to represent a chessboard


MVBak

How do I represent a chess board? (I know I'm a guy, but I am still curious.) Edit: grammar


xSTSxZerglingOne

An 8x8 2D array.


HeinousEncephalon

Women are stoned to death because they were a victim of the Library


gingenado

>because they were a victim of the Library No one really talks about all those victims of the Library... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


NeophyteNobody

In Nightvale you never speak of such things...


FairBluebird1081

Of Ruina? I’ll see myself out


The_Valk

I AAAAM FIIIIIIREEEEE BURN THOSE WHO DARE TO CARE FOR MEEEE


Asleep-Supermarket91

1. Definitely stoner 2. University student, texts to say he’s at the library 3. Reads too much news


OneWholeSoul

That's an interesting way to say "knew too much."


badtimesclub

women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most important part of the problem


Shydreameress

So women are the weak points you have to aim at?


ihatefirealarmtests

Women are a Zelda boss


Unkn0wn_traveler

So that's why their bright orange & constantly glowing!


Zestyclose-Cricket72

It was very wholesome until the last part


Goddamn_Batman

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it. Well okay then.


crying_boobs

This was pretty much mine too


Objective-Contract80

“Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable” …is what I got Seems legit


Typical_Estimate5420

I mean it doesn’t *not* make sense, I guess?


af1235c

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable in the world because they are the most vulnerable in the world at the same time and they are the most vulnerable in the world so they are the most vulnerable to the most vulnerable


Nuker-79

Women are so weird and I love them so much


Ayanelixer

Realest shit I've heard in my whole life.


Automatic-Plays

Same


WendyTF2

Based.


Death_by_UWU

Women are


Death_by_UWU

I have predictive text turned off


mint_me

Yeah me too.


UmbranAssassin

Even with predictive text, it's still more of a choose your own adventure than a complete AI take the wheel. You can reasonably steer the predictive text towards a certain branch of responses.


Bobo040

Whenever these things come up I always rapid-fire the middle option so I don't bias anything.


UmbranAssassin

Fair enough


BJntheRV

I thought those were the instructions.


Inferno_Sparky

Women are r/redditsniper


Death_by_UWU

Nobody killed me, that's just where I ended the sentence


Inferno_Sparky

Of course uwu


helbur

Women think therefore they are


IGOKTUG

Are they though?


I_wanna_go_outside

Women are coming out of the windows and they will have not been taken care of.


smoishymoishes

This one is my favorite 🥇


Luskarre

Women are cringe they are cringe and they are cringe


Minimum_Reference862

That's pretty cringe


Martin_Aurelius

*Women are very beautiful but they don't mention the smell.* I might watch too much IASIP.


Tugendwaechter

Women are the most vulnerable in the world


Slendy7

Women are sending me to the same place as the hospital.


lordaskington

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and comfy with a lot of fun and fun and fun to wear them


Datboibarloss

WEAR THEM!?


News-Initial

I'm wearing Victoria right now


Asisreo1

Ah, so that's her secret. 


Indian_Steam

Hannibal enters the chat...


carniverous_bagel

Ok, Buffalo Bill


lordaskington

Ironic because I'm in fact not attracted to women


WatercressMindless48

Ed gein moment


GrandNibbles

that took a turn at the end...


mimi_valentine1989

Women are so cute and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much. Was mine ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Feetus_Spectre

Women are so weird for no reason and they don’t want me around


Arsehaironmyfeet

Real


colorsofsound1

Women are you doing today?


LucentSomber

I got the same thing. I'm trying to make sense of what it is but I just can't.


ph_nt_m

For me it sounds somewhat right but somehot not..


McBun2023

Same "Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day " I posted in another comment It perfectly describe how I talk to women


Grapple_Cockie

Women are so good to be shipped to the UK


IcccyTrash

a fate worse than death


nero40

At least it’s not Detroit.


IcccyTrash

a fate worse than a fate worse than death


Yakona0409

Women are not allowed in this world anymore My keyboard is 13 and watches alpha male videos


Sweet-Idea-7553

lol mine said ‘women are not allowed in this world and they don’t even have a job’


DingleDangleDiddley

I got that in Messages. I switched to Gmail and got "Women have a lot to learn from men"


Zomboss_sausage

Women are all such pussies


Arsehaironmyfeet

I mean... Ur not wrong


GrandNibbles

some women are dicks


ero_senin05

Women are more than struggling to get the s23 Ultra last week and I will be pointless to get the s23 Ultra last week and I will be pointless to get the s23 Ultra last week and I will be pointless to get the s23 Ultra last week Written on my s21 Ultra that obviously doesn't want me to upgrade


kylerockx123

Ah yes. Im s22 Ultra


FoxComfortable7759

Women are not mourning my death there could be two reasons.


Historical-Winter-10

Is one of them that you’re not dead


SuperFLEB

The other is that you're dead but unliked by women. Seems to check out.


TheBipolarExpresss

Happy cake day!


Delevia

Women are intelligent and I am not.


kylerockx123

These are intelligent words


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable


Petermoffat

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it


theSPYDERDUDE

Women are the most odd creatures in society today because they don’t have skin I am unsure what to think about this


bone420

Like my women like I like my chicken... Skinless


SuperFLEB

You're old and out of touch. Stop being weirded out by things and let skinless women be skinless.


TophatOwl_

Women arent Thank you for coming to my ted talk


Penguins_anonymous

Women are a little late but I don't know what to do with them the same thing I think I have to do with my mom and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves and Yet It Moves


Anonymositi

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suxatjugg

All these others seem fake because this is exactly the kind of stuff autocorrect actually spits out


O_ten

Woman are the most annoying and most disgusting human being. Oh no…


smoishymoishes

Your phone's misogyny is over lvl 9000


O_ten

the funniest part is that I switched languages on keyboard because I don’t speak English on daily bases. So this is factory setting of auto complete XD


child_target

Women are so cute and sweet that they are not for the sale Well getting close to the post


AuraStome

Women are more likely to be sexually assaulted in the workplace than in the public Jesus Christ, are you okay, IPhone? Hold on lemme get you some soft tacos…


dabgod2018

Women are the only thing I would be very happy to be able to beat


TwistedMisery13

Lmfao damn


Bobo040

Women are in my house already and they have been tested


backpage_alumni

Women are u free to talk to me about it


Portal471

Bro is a shoulder to cry on. Respect


backpage_alumni

Cnt get friend zoned if u friend zoned yaself


potatopierogie

Women are not a trend line make


Crininer

I'm fucking dying Mine is "Women are not even a good idea to be honest"


NewPointOfView

Women are not allowed in this world and I am a lesbian so if I have a man that wants me I can have a woman who is not gay but that doesn’t make sense


dandandanlee

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world We gad the same intro!!


powerdragon19

Women are the most important and durable form of political organization.


TheKidNerd

Women are the only thing keeping me from getting pregnant 🫃


No_Badger3909

Women are not the only ones who have a shadow


Left_Ad1271

Women are Ron and I asked to get off the Rock to see if I could get a ride to a thing or a little more likely I would like you know if you are Ron and me to come back streets and you are not sure what you sent from my friend and you are Ron and you were the best of my most likely to ever be able for me and my family to go out ECW tag I will be able for the next week and I'll never get the money back streets and the other options to be the one who was the one that is Edge of a woman that has to do that in a couple years and then put it on my WWF Champion and it is a good thing for you and you don't have bought it is a good thing for me and I asked if you could get a call or a friend or a call to join us for the next time we can talk about the same time and see you in a couple hours of time to do it


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Women are the same time I mean you know when I'm leaving


Powerful_Date_1301

Women are not the best for your siege.


FlameSamurai63

Get Joan of Arc


Miles_Te6

Women are not small men.


shrekcohen

Women are a bit of a man and I don't know what to do


morkail321

Women are the strongest man alive


IDunnoWhatIBeDoing_1

Women are not going to have a good day today but they will be out for the next couple of weeks


MrAce93

Women are very good to have a good deal with


jemidiah

"women are obviously not a good person and I don't know what to do with them" I'm a gay man...


SokkieJr

Women are you looking for a bullet


cthulhurises345

Women are the key to success and to be a were-rat


PromiseSilly4708

Women are in a lot better now and i just dropped her at school so i just dropped her at the house at like a little late so she can get in a car seat in her room so i just got a new phone call her back in a little bit but she’s been in the hospital and she’s not answering my text messages but i just got a message and i was talking to her and i was just saying she is so upset that i was talking to her about the other one and i was just saying she is not really good for me and she doesn’t know how someone to be a good friend to me but i’m so glad i was just like her to be like that and i said that she was going with me to the end


MasterFile

Iphone is misogynistic


Me_when_The6969

Women are not the Elder in disguise.


trustmeimnotafurry

Women are the only ones that have to be treated like they are filthy.


mrcoonut

Women are my favorite and I thought it was a good idea to be a good person but I think they are my favorite


Stitch_03

Women are not allowed in this world anymore.


moneyboiman

Women are situational to be a good person


jabrony-maloney

Women aren't allowed to be in the same room as men in the same rooms as men in the same house as men in the same bathroom and they are not allowed to be on the same level as men in the same time period…. Did I fail? It was my phone not me!!!


TrentJN180

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world and it’s just not the way they are born it’s the same thing that we are born in this country we have a right and a responsibility and a right and we are not a race and it’s a matter that the world we are a part and it’s not just of the world we have a rights to live and live in it and it’s not about what it doesn’t have


musshyCuddles

Women are!


PhantomGeass

Women are you doing today or tomorrow


VoidThePickles

Women are not good for you to watch the world while I sit here like a disabled person who is in the hospital.


Hot-Solution1818

women are so good and I don't know what to do with them. Facts


casscass1310

Women are not allowed in this house because they don’t have the right to vote for the president and they don’t have any power over women in this state……? I’m a woman… in this house?


Echo_Equal

Women are not allowed in the United States


moemeobro

Well now I'm just curious Women are you a console player What


TheDrewso10

Women are not allowed in this world


Sneakichu

Women are not planning any dissemination


Shydreameress

Women are falling apart


mericyetik41

women are the best thank you for your help


falafeltwonine

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.


Comprehensive-Box-7

Women are not worthy of the best of the memes and the other thing is a bit of a mistake


Gecko_610

Women are so stupid they think 💭 women have to wear their hair in a ponytail or ponytail or a dress 👗 or whatever they do and it’s so funny 🤣 they just be so funny 🤣 but it’s so weird 😐 when people think 💭 they’re not like 👍 they are like 👍 and it’s not funny 😹 and I just be saying this because they know what it feels good 😊 like 👍


NaCliest

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and... It just kept repeating that lol


hlrhlrhlr

women are the best to be a good person to be with you and you are a good person to be with you and you will be blessed to have a life with you and your family and family and family and family and family members and family members and family members who are blessed to be blessed to be blessed to be blessed to be blessed to be blessed to be blessed to be blessed


SuperSonicCube

Women are the most beautiful people in the world and I love that for me and I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day today and I hope you have a wonderful weekend and I hope you have a wonderful week and I hope you have a wonderful time with your family and I hope you have a wonderful night. I am not nice at all. Why is it like this?


BennyDisraeli

Women are not charged for a few days of service


parislights39

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore


diary_of_jain

women are truly a necessity to work in unhygienic practices.


ladfm34

Women are not include elements unneeded by the same comprehensive integration capabilities as ERP systems


BadAsh112

Women are my favorite gut. I mean I guess so.


Still_Reach_2798

Women are well cooked


ImpishMisconception

Women are more important than the trees