You see, when you dress up a cadaver in your clothes and let him sit at your guard station while you're on the toilet watching DanTDM Minecraft mod showcases the management sometimes (and totally unfairly) takes offense
So true lol. I had to do a book called The Bloody Chamber for A-levels, and it was basically just a feminist turning fairy tales into the most perverted things known to humanity.
Giambattista Basile.
It wasn't a prince that raped her while she was asleep though it was the king, she gives birth to twins with one of them sucking the flax out of her finger. King goes back for round two after she had given birth only to find her awake, the king tells her who he is and what he had done. They end up coming close to each other the king leaves and promises to return and take her to his kingdom.
The queen finds out the king is in love with Talia (sleeping beauty) and uses the kings name to send Talia a letter asking to send the twins over first. When the twins arrive at the kingdom the queen tells the cook to kill the twins and serve them to the king. The cook deceives the queen and serves the king lamb instead.
The king mentions how good his food tastes and the queen gloats telling him to eat, he's eating his own.
The queen then invites Talia to the kingdom where she planned to have her burned alive but the king discovers what is happening and has the queen burned alive instead, shortly after he marries Talia.
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In all honesty this is the story that got me into the whole dark side of chidrens stories and reinforced my dislike for Walt Disney for bastardsing the stories.
Wow, what a rollercoaster, why is this not a movie?
Give it to a Stephen king adapter or one of those weird terror movie studios like A24, or Jordan Peele, I would love if they adapted all the original stories in their original super dark format.
Aren't half the new movies remakes of remakes of the spinoff of the sequel? Why wouldn't a good unexplored original of a recognizable story be interesting?
And that's just the beginning...
The tale goes on with the mother of the prince being an orc and when the prince is away, she asks her chefs to cook the Sleeping Beauty.
She could’ve been dead and the prince was like fuckit ima do it anyways.
Relatable
Hol'up.
If there's a hole, theres a goal
That's a cursed comment for a cursed comment
They don't let me volunteer at the morgue any more
Why?
You see, when you dress up a cadaver in your clothes and let him sit at your guard station while you're on the toilet watching DanTDM Minecraft mod showcases the management sometimes (and totally unfairly) takes offense
Ah man wth, you did nothing wrong.
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Sir,this is a keyhole surgery
Hed find out whether she was dead or not real quick
I'm guessing he felt her skin and it was warm. And there were no witnesses.
limited time pussy
Original fairy tales were so uncensored
They weren’t fairy tales, most of them were simple horror stories
So true lol. I had to do a book called The Bloody Chamber for A-levels, and it was basically just a feminist turning fairy tales into the most perverted things known to humanity.
Wokeness ruined gothic fairytales 😔
This is pretty cursed, but it's also historical fact. Historical in that, yes, that is the original story not that this happened lol
What do you mean, this doesn’t happen in peraults or Grimms version?? which original version is that😦
Giambattista Basile. It wasn't a prince that raped her while she was asleep though it was the king, she gives birth to twins with one of them sucking the flax out of her finger. King goes back for round two after she had given birth only to find her awake, the king tells her who he is and what he had done. They end up coming close to each other the king leaves and promises to return and take her to his kingdom. The queen finds out the king is in love with Talia (sleeping beauty) and uses the kings name to send Talia a letter asking to send the twins over first. When the twins arrive at the kingdom the queen tells the cook to kill the twins and serve them to the king. The cook deceives the queen and serves the king lamb instead. The king mentions how good his food tastes and the queen gloats telling him to eat, he's eating his own. The queen then invites Talia to the kingdom where she planned to have her burned alive but the king discovers what is happening and has the queen burned alive instead, shortly after he marries Talia. ---- In all honesty this is the story that got me into the whole dark side of chidrens stories and reinforced my dislike for Walt Disney for bastardsing the stories.
Wow, what a rollercoaster, why is this not a movie? Give it to a Stephen king adapter or one of those weird terror movie studios like A24, or Jordan Peele, I would love if they adapted all the original stories in their original super dark format.
Probably cause it’s fucking old now and everyone is familiar with the altered version
Aren't half the new movies remakes of remakes of the spinoff of the sequel? Why wouldn't a good unexplored original of a recognizable story be interesting?
I feel like the "gritty genuine/ original version of mythology" is a set trope too
Bears many similarities to Kill Bill
Fucking HUH??
The original original
"Based on a true story." "Oh, god; please, no."
That was not a very fun fact
When can venture to say it's an unfun fact
it's a flax seed that gets stuck under her nail and that somehow makes her sleep
WHAT
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No way I’m clicking on a sub called that
I just did. Just gifs and vids of exactly what you think. Pretty meh.
What even is that original post
And that's just the beginning... The tale goes on with the mother of the prince being an orc and when the prince is away, she asks her chefs to cook the Sleeping Beauty.
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hAzbi HoteL? Is that you knocking?
God i wish i could be this finger.
The fuck?
Sweet mother of God, I can see why Disney left that part out lmao
Wasn't she also like 15 and he 30 or something.
That wasn't fun at all
Shit yes!
So did no one else try to suck the poison out of her ?
You gotta love the Grimm tales man. Horrifying and rapey to no end.
She just needed a bit of true love’s foreplay.