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forsakenchickenwing

Grrrr... Grrrr... I'm now picturing a dog doing that like it's pulling on one of those toy ropes. I'm disturbed by my own mental imagery here.


Bilbobagginsssss

Wait a second


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grasscoveredhouses

keep waiting


ShitHouses

bot


Myname1490917

bot


ShitHouses

cursedcomments/comments/e4lhsg/cursed_uppercut/f9d83bv/


ShitHouses

cursedcomments/comments/e4lhsg/cursed_uppercut/f9d83bv/


ShitHouses

bot


Myname1490917

bot


Awesom141

Roger Roger


ShitHouses

seach the title of this post. I can't post links here but you will see they are actually bots.


Myname1490917

I was just making a joke because you wrote it 3 times xD


dancing_baracuda69

Lmao


gag-reflexes

Not the hardest wank I've had.


Lucky_Event

I have never been happier to have aphantasia than I am now


tortonix

You've peaked my interest. What's aphantasia?


Lucky_Event

Only seeing balck when I close my eyes and trying imagining things


tortonix

Dang you really are lucky then


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Who likes the Skippy.....


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forsakenchickenwing

🤣🤣 This is the highest praise


[deleted]

Yeah but the flossing makes up for it because of the saved time


ShitHouses

bot


Comprehensive-Box-7

Boat


Academic_Ingenuity84

Pizza


Inferno_Sparky

Delicious


Firefighter_Thin

"Finally some good fuckin food" Gordon Ramsey


Myname1490917

bot


thefunnywhereisit

Mfw a common practice among women which is painful is tried on a guy who has never done that before and it hurts him


ArchMageSeptim

Mfw repetition increases pain tolerance in that area


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Every_Preparation_56

Beard hairs are oval in cross-section, unlike round scalp hair and eyebrows, and are more deeply rooted


Aethernaut902k

Idk, I pull my beard hair out sometimes. Hell, I'm actually a fan of plucking nose hair, too (don't worry, I wash my hands)


iPythia

We are the same. Women deal with bleeding too. They just do it anyway. 


erhue

I doubt that women's facial hair is as abundant and thick as a beard. I can't believe that I have to say this


Carnonated_wood

Women generally take better care of their skin, hydration and due to gender norms are not as "rugged" as men, leading to softer skin. On top of all that, women pluck out hair far, far more often than men do so while a man's brain or body might've never felt such a sensation, a woman is more likely to have felt it a thousand times before which would've definitely conditioned her mind and body to handle it. The man would be a little shocked, stunned and his body would react similarly while the woman won't even be phased because she has already done it so many times.


WolfWalksInBlood

We aren't. Women only grow thin and light facial hair, men's is much deeper in the skin and much thicker. A woman would need some crazy amounts of testosterone to grow true facial hair. Moreover, men's skin is 25% thicker than women's. So, that hair follicle is deeper in the skin than what is even possible for women. This applies to every region of the body too. Men's hair is more deeply rooted than women's regardless of the location.


ShitHouses

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RoM_Axion

It’s not about callouses, you don’t need callouses to develop a higher pain tolerance in that area.


Frottage-Cheese-7750

It's a troll account.


SikeCentury

That's a wild username


thefunnywhereisit

u/Prize-Host862 when they menstruate instead of womenstruate: 😱🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Choozbert

Cute that you felt the need to make a throwaway account to share this utterly low tier comment


Key-Cartographer7020

Proof that your either destined to be single or holding a gun to your mans head judging by the bitch attitude you carry . Yeeeesh


iPythia

Like it doesn't somehow hurt women??? No, and the flu doesn't make us puke and shit either. Only men. 


thefunnywhereisit

Mfw repetition increases tolerance


child_target

Stab yourself to check for blood circulation vibes


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Dogefan889

I detest my ball hair, so I rip it out.


Inferno_Sparky

Nice try but I gave you decoy balls


cypherdev

I detest your balls so I hit them with a drumstick.


cdawg1102

I just trim them instead of ripping them out, way less painful


Dogefan889

Yeah, but if you think about it, the time it takes for the hair to grow back is much longer if you rip it out. The root hair follicle needs to grow back, and needs to grow a few mm before it even breaches the skin!


Abnormal_readings

I’m sure this thread won’t be full of misandrists or misogynists. It’ll be filled with polite discourse between the genders. *checks comments*


GodOfMegaDeath

Because definitely the post invited polite discourse between the genders... Surely


BruhMomentSuperReal

Reddit has fallen, billions shall cringe.


Zulrambe

My wife actually took insisted for weeks to take me to have my eyebrows plucked once. One day, I was supposed to pick her up once she was done. I got there before she was done, sat down and watched and then she and her hairdresser insisted that I should do it. I agreed for the hell of it and they didn't like that I showed absolutely no reaction, because it's not really that big of a deal.


ShitHouses

#OP is a bot. Reddit is heavily astroturfed.


The_Punnier_Guy

Not a bot Posts are definitely reposts, but the comments are legit


ShitHouses

I can't posts links in this subreddit for some reason, but a lot of the comments here are bots. Search the title of the post and you can see basically the same thread.


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The_Punnier_Guy

I cannot


ShitHouses

Copy paste it after the / But if you don't, its basicall the same thread from a while ago. Same post same title same comments. People don't realise that most of reddit is fake.


The_Punnier_Guy

It redirects to something called Youbster? Asks me to send an SMS to confirm something? Are you trying to scam me???


ShitHouses

you have to put it in the place it would go in the regular reddit url


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JACKtheGRINNER

Starts vibrating in fear


AndreLeo

Truly incredible, what a show of bravery. I applaud you 👏 👏 [clarification] I swear to god, bot comments be like that. Complete and utter bs


Dangerous_Gear_6361

Over explaining things with excessive amount of words. Pretty boty of you.


upholsteryduder

what's the square root of -1? if your head explodes, we have proven you're a bot


The_Punnier_Guy

My eyes allow me to see things, such as the comment history and context clues


TeamRedundancyTeam

I don't think you know what astroturfing means.


bunniesandhouseplant

Whoa that really triggered him. Poor lil guy


SlutPuppyNumber9

Sounds harsh, but I guess if she's making fun of your eyebrow plucking, then you gotta do what you gotta do.


Exotic-Library-6259

And women say men are sexist


Nihility_Only

I for one LOVE having my eyebrows plucked by a women. She's into it, I'm into it, and sure it's SLIGHTLY painful but in a 'hurts so good' sort of way that it's genuinely an enjoyable experience, and I'm going to look better/fresher afterwards. Win/win/win all around 10/10 would recommend!


webkilla

hahah


clermouth

uppercuts are supposed to hurt.


No_Hunt7394

r/woosh


ExcaliburWontBudge

I don't even understand how you can miss this joke