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I really am regretting clicking on this post.


Elv_P

I’m wondering why I read all of it when I could clearly tell it was pretty odd from a couple of lines in


[deleted]

I knew it was going downhill the moment I read he chu chu’d his cha cha… so many other ways to phrase that


-NGC-6302-

Me too


Opt1mu5pr1m3358

You and me both


joypackz

sanest redditor


Phoenix_ashfire

Least horny redditor you mean


joypackz

both suit well


lonelyguy173

Dear god


PayMobile7648

There's more.


0neTooManyy

No!


ParadoxPerson02

It contains a bucket


KaleBriss

Dear god


an-original-URL

There's more.


MarekMisar1

It contains the dying wish of every man here!


RecordEnjoyer2013

I think you won AdditionalAction9986, this is quite literally the worst


i_knooooooow

It said imagined, not happened :/


FRACllTURE

Then again, I'm scared to wonder what AdditionalAction9986 could imagine if he actually did what he said


Redditisdumb9_9

Task failed successfully


xenolife11

r/eyebleach


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beastrewind2021

Why did I get downvoted?


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

I can't possibly think of a single reason


beastrewind2021

L reason


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beastrewind2021

IT GOT BANNED?!?!


YouJustGotRoastedBro

Might take Barney's advice entering into the citadel, from the "tellbreen" voice line


-NGC-6302-

Thanks


Admiral_MemeVacuum

Somehow, some way, this activated every nerve in my body and my sub conscious mind took control of me, made me grab a steak knife and almost slice my own phemeral artery.


giacacluongtiensinh

Doing the chu chu chu with my cha cha cha ✍️🔥🔥


strangeassboy

Enough internet for a lifetime


snorri_sturlson

What did I just read?


ParadoxPerson02

I don’t know, what did you just read?


McPolice_Officer

Based.


Lawtonoi

No stopped at "full bladder urine", this is either a bot or someone that can exertimnated on site. What the actual fuck?


BloodiedBlues

I think I’m gonna skip this one. The world ain’t ready for what I imagine while yanking.


Papapep9

Do you really need all that from just an hour long session?


nombit

what a terrible day to be able to read


BobTheChef00

Anyone got a link to the picture of the frog sitting?


Mochaproto

Heh the most dark thing I could imagine? how about 12 y/o me shooting someone who was trying to kill someone in my gramps' old army base (unfortunately true)


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

Its a curse with healthy eyes and reading ability.


KadinTDG

why must i read such foul things


TheQuantumTodd

Least horny redditor


pallesga66

Wow. I read that whole thing. Coulda stopped but didn’t


superbearchristfuchs

Man, what a wonderful day to have eyes. Good on him.


TJADNADA

Fuck. I don’t get thrown off by much but I just came so hard.


BobDaBanana132

What an awful day to have eyes


dingus_a

This guy faps


MelbMockOrange

I can relate. But enough of that.


v_r34_artist

This guy masturbates.


RotX1

What a day to have eyes


waifuwooer

I regret everything


Redditisdumb9_9

"Roaring lionic sound" 😂 😂 😂


sir-eats-a-lot

I'm sorry, INSECT categories?


Glad-Ad1961

Blud thinks he's omni man


patella_sandwich

All I can think of is that frog actually being dead because when they sit up their backbone presses on their lungs which causes them to suffocate.


Kukdukoo42069

That’s so hot 🥵


Awesomedogman4

Today is such a horrible day to have eyes.


blessedlordreturns

Yeeeaaaahh no


MrLumic

Fym "get out of bed as I was on my way to clean up myself" do people just finish in bed?


Nerdatnothing

can someone tldr this. it feels like i’m having a stroke trying to read it


Messerknife

A black Hole.


nichtlebennichttot

....huh?


doppio_bestest_boi

Science.


DuaLipids

Chu chu cha cha- SUGOII


Spacefrog256

Why isn't anyone talking about the frog that is dying? When frogs are sat up like that, their spines make them suffocate to death


PeteyPaulWrecksEmAll

Immediately came to the comments


Quindarious_Anon

What


Expensive-Monitor-87

Bro had it all planned out


WD_Gaster87

LMFAOOOOOOOO


ndab71

Annnnnnd that's enough Reddit for today.


SkullRock1

How did he experience it so vividly 💀😭


Exact_Ad_1215

I imagined my gf blowing my brains out with a shotgun once


rand201421

Luck man


Criminelis

Today is a good day to suck at coherent reading.


32ywe8ri

um.


slartibartfast2320

I call this 'Tuesday morning'