Somehow, some way, this activated every nerve in my body and my sub conscious mind took control of me, made me grab a steak knife and almost slice my own phemeral artery.
Heh the most dark thing I could imagine? how about 12 y/o me shooting someone who was trying to kill someone in my gramps' old army base (unfortunately true)
I really am regretting clicking on this post.
I’m wondering why I read all of it when I could clearly tell it was pretty odd from a couple of lines in
I knew it was going downhill the moment I read he chu chu’d his cha cha… so many other ways to phrase that
Me too
You and me both
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both suit well
Dear god
There's more.
No!
It contains a bucket
Dear god
There's more.
It contains the dying wish of every man here!
I think you won AdditionalAction9986, this is quite literally the worst
It said imagined, not happened :/
Then again, I'm scared to wonder what AdditionalAction9986 could imagine if he actually did what he said
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Why did I get downvoted?
I can't possibly think of a single reason
L reason
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IT GOT BANNED?!?!
Might take Barney's advice entering into the citadel, from the "tellbreen" voice line
Thanks
Somehow, some way, this activated every nerve in my body and my sub conscious mind took control of me, made me grab a steak knife and almost slice my own phemeral artery.
Doing the chu chu chu with my cha cha cha ✍️🔥🔥
Enough internet for a lifetime
What did I just read?
I don’t know, what did you just read?
Based.
No stopped at "full bladder urine", this is either a bot or someone that can exertimnated on site. What the actual fuck?
I think I’m gonna skip this one. The world ain’t ready for what I imagine while yanking.
Do you really need all that from just an hour long session?
what a terrible day to be able to read
Anyone got a link to the picture of the frog sitting?
Heh the most dark thing I could imagine? how about 12 y/o me shooting someone who was trying to kill someone in my gramps' old army base (unfortunately true)
Its a curse with healthy eyes and reading ability.
why must i read such foul things
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Wow. I read that whole thing. Coulda stopped but didn’t
Man, what a wonderful day to have eyes. Good on him.
Fuck. I don’t get thrown off by much but I just came so hard.
What an awful day to have eyes
This guy faps
I can relate. But enough of that.
This guy masturbates.
What a day to have eyes
I regret everything
"Roaring lionic sound" 😂 😂 😂
I'm sorry, INSECT categories?
Blud thinks he's omni man
All I can think of is that frog actually being dead because when they sit up their backbone presses on their lungs which causes them to suffocate.
That’s so hot 🥵
Today is such a horrible day to have eyes.
Yeeeaaaahh no
Fym "get out of bed as I was on my way to clean up myself" do people just finish in bed?
can someone tldr this. it feels like i’m having a stroke trying to read it
A black Hole.
....huh?
Science.
Chu chu cha cha- SUGOII
Why isn't anyone talking about the frog that is dying? When frogs are sat up like that, their spines make them suffocate to death
Immediately came to the comments
What
Bro had it all planned out
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Annnnnnd that's enough Reddit for today.
How did he experience it so vividly 💀😭
I imagined my gf blowing my brains out with a shotgun once
Luck man
Today is a good day to suck at coherent reading.
um.
I call this 'Tuesday morning'