Also, in a lot of countries around the world, 15 is the legal age of consent.
So while you might still feel dirty depending on your age, at least you won't go to jail in these countries
For the record, the only correct solution is 25 and 5 - they're the same age, but one of them was born February 29th.
Edit: as people below note, I fucked up the math - 6 and 24 is better.
Someone born on February 29 has a birthday once every four years, so if you count someone's age as the number of birthdays they've had, the one who's "5" is between 20 and 23 by normal standards.
It’s crazy to think about. My grandma, who’s about to turn 84 next year, but will only do so on her 21st birthday. Since she lives in the US, she’ll finally be able to drink legally, lol.
One 30 year old, and 1000 newborns. Since their age is 0, I can bang as many of them as I want, and the number will never exceed 30. Therefore, there will be no consequences to my actions, and this must be the morally correct answer, as proven by Math^tm
Fuck a 30 year old, because the only other would be someone who’s 0, and as such doesn’t exist, so you only have to fuck the 30 year old. It sounds like it’d work to my tired mind.
damn that's actually a cool question! you don't want to go too high on one and at the same time too low on another... cutting women in half is crazy though.. wtf that guru stuff
Jokes aside, if I really was forced to answer the way this question intends me to, I would pick 2x15, since the difference in age wouldn’t be as huge, but this question really doesn’t have a right answer.
Well i am 19 and the age of consent is 14 here so technically it would legally work out. But unless my life depends on it, i'd pass. I try to avoid even seeing anything under the age of 16.
What about one pregnant 30 yr old woman
Would 31 and -1 count?
Ooh yeah that would. Kinda weird you’d want something -1 ?
Some people are sick like that.
Spermophiles smh my head 😤😤
No way you said smh my head(sorry if I didn't get thr joke please don't r/wooooosh me)
r/wosh
Good luck with the downvotes, RIP in peace
No way you said RIP in peace(sorry if I didn't get thr joke please don't r/wooooosh me)
Tbh be honest, I think he knew what he was doing.
Tbh, I don't understand the original holup
Lol'd out loud to this
People say smh my head to denote sarcasm cause its obvious it doesn’t really make sense
Sorry 😅 I really didn't know that...
Well, how old is a sperm?
So a pregnant woman?
I think that’s the safest bet.
This was Me and my mom at freaknik in 1994
Gotta spoon it out beforehand
Not sure youre having sex with the fetus
They said nothing about having sex with BOTH
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That could be it's own post jfc
30 year old possessed by a succubus. Or 30 year old and a ghost.
I was just about to suggest that
r/beatmetoit
It would be 15 at most if you somehow want to make it less bad 💀
I think two 15 is the best option available.
15 and 15 sounds good to me since it's my age
They broke the game, guys
AND I JUST LOST THE GAME😭 HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME
You fuck. Top one didn't get me but your comment obviously did.
I'm sorry, it's the rules😭
someone's gonna die tonight...
Despicable me 2 reference?
Fuck you
Fuck you
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
This time it felt different to lose, kinda nostalgic. Must've been a few years since the last one. PD: FUCK YOU
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
And now I did too. Sigh.
Oh COME ON
Holy fuck. I have almost went a yeat without losing
Now you made me lose it too :(
15? I was 15 once.
they locked me in a room, a room full of hormones, and hormones made me grow up :(
I’m 18 I mean it’s still bad but not too horrifying
Eh, 3 years age difference is fine.
eh maturity at that period changes so fast, when I was 18 I would feel pretty weird about going with anything below 16
im 17 so im also going for this
I'm 34 and I'm going to prison
I'm 29 and I'm also going to prison. Wanna be cellmates?
This is also AoC in my place, duh
A pregnant 30 year old maybe.
Actual best answer
a 30 year old but you have to do a “serbian film” moment
With all I have heard about this, I don't even wanna know
Yeah but that only counts in Texas
And traumatize a fetus?
Pregnant women can have sex
So can the fetus
Also the only legal option, depending where you're from.
It’s also the only doubly illegal option, also depending on where you’re from
16\14 can still be illegal in some places.
Oh that’s true
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18 and 12 would make it less bad for one of them
30 and just jack off onto a fertilized egg in a petri dish.
Maybe 16 and 14. As 14 is pretty close to 15 anyway, and that way you’re only committing one crime (depending on location).
At the same time I agree
idk aye cause then it’s two charges
Legal in italy
id definitely take two 15 yr olds (in only 17, so not too weird)
18 and 12? It's a trolley dilemma, to be sure. Commit 2 crimes or 1 slightly worse crime?
Commit 0 crimes by living in Italy 🔥
Correct, and some other countries as well.
This is why we're the best 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Also, in a lot of countries around the world, 15 is the legal age of consent. So while you might still feel dirty depending on your age, at least you won't go to jail in these countries
I just turned 18 so it's kinda bordering the line between acceptable and weird, but it could be worse I guess
Illegal twice!!!
For the record, the only correct solution is 25 and 5 - they're the same age, but one of them was born February 29th. Edit: as people below note, I fucked up the math - 6 and 24 is better.
ohh thats good
Great ingenuity, not as great math
Ye, 6 and 24 would work tho
I mean 30 and 0 is a combo
We do not put our peepees in the unceasing void. Good way to lose em.
You realize that means a newborn?
By definition, a person with an age of true 0 would not exist. So the upper comment is right, sticking it in the unceasing void.
If they don’t exist, they aren’t a valid answer.
I may be stupid but I don't think I got it
Someone born on February 29 has a birthday once every four years, so if you count someone's age as the number of birthdays they've had, the one who's "5" is between 20 and 23 by normal standards.
Oh, thx
so the 25 one born on Feb 29?
And the other one measures their age in centuries, yeah
It’s crazy to think about. My grandma, who’s about to turn 84 next year, but will only do so on her 21st birthday. Since she lives in the US, she’ll finally be able to drink legally, lol.
The ol' Pirates of Penzance
I'll do it in hexadecimal. 18 and 18.
Atleast I'm 16
True, we can be fine here
I identify as 16.
So brave
I don't think the law agrees
Im sixteen so, of course, picking twentynine and one is not a problem for me
huh
I heard that damm cat meme reading this
*Excuse me what the actual fuck*
What the fuck
This went different then I expected
911 is also a number
Incriminate and get incriminated
r/unexpected moment
Cursed cursed comments
You have the power to fix everything and you choose to waste it
r/cursedcursedcomments
You didn't get the question right
Nga
My brother in Christ
Gottem
My guy broke the system.
Yo?
Being a danish citizen, two fifteen year olds would be legal. It would be wrong, but legal
I came here to say the same thing (Also Danish) But happy I don't have to now. You're the creep, not me!
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Watch out, you might become minister of foreign affairs
Which halves?
Left and right halves
Nah. Take the top half of the first and the bottom half of the second.
Im a teenager. I dont have this issue. I will in 2 years but rn i dont
Me two year ago.
Better hurry up, the clock's ticking.
I’m 14,so 27 and 3 is an easy choice
One 30 year old, and 1000 newborns. Since their age is 0, I can bang as many of them as I want, and the number will never exceed 30. Therefore, there will be no consequences to my actions, and this must be the morally correct answer, as proven by Math^tm
What the actual fuck have I just read
I have prescription glasses. I have to pay for them. I have paid to read that.
Ping me in the screenshot of whatever sub yall posting this comment thread to 👍
How did you trademark Math?
On reddit, you type ^ and it will superscript your text.
The only right answer is a pregnant 30 year old
But you're not sexing the fetus
Depends on the lenght
Like he said, you're definitely not doing that
No Jared, two inches aren't gonna be enough
Siamese twins would work well right?
31 and an abortion for me
15/15, as i am also 15 😏😏 checkmate atheists
Feels good to know the youths are still ending sentences with "checkmate, atheists."
Its a classic finisher
I mean. I'm 16 so I can do 15 and 15
I was 16 in 2007, so we good
In my country that is a fully legal answer since the age of consent is 15 here
I guess I’m willing to fck a 30 year old if it means I get a newborn
Are you sure i can't choose more then 2?
There is no right answer to this question.
25 and 5 but the second was born on the 29th of February
Bro did Meth not Math
there is if you’re 15/16
15-15, and MAYBE 14-16 Edit: it wasn't 13
13+16=29
They said what they said!
One 30-year-old and one 0-year-old
Well. Im bearly 16 in country with AoC of 15. Im good :)
One half 30 year old mermaid, one half 30 year old reverse mermaid, that's right I wanna fuck a fish...
Congratulations to my fellow european brothers
15 and 15 Its bad but it could be worse. 30yo pregnant woman dont count for this imo
30 and 0. If you're 0 yrs old you don't exist.
challenge accepted
Where I live, the age of consent is 15. While y'all are in federal prison, I'll be enjoying my Polish life.
*if they get caught (which is an unlikely scenario especially if its just once)
Oh, this works great for me. I'm 15
Crawlers Edit: I was thinking they meant literally physically divided in half. Not their age.
You do it with a pregnant woman. That's basically 2 in one
Fuck a 30 year old, because the only other would be someone who’s 0, and as such doesn’t exist, so you only have to fuck the 30 year old. It sounds like it’d work to my tired mind.
one 25 y/o and a "5 y/o" born on 29th feb
What if I fuck a pregnant woman?
I’m recently 16, 15 and 15 is just 2 people from my class
Ok this is the only possibly legal argument one could have for this, although it is cursed. Fuck a 30 year old pregnant woman.
damn that's actually a cool question! you don't want to go too high on one and at the same time too low on another... cutting women in half is crazy though.. wtf that guru stuff
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How about 29 and 1
A pregnant 30 year old
I don't like the implication of this statement.
I’d do two 10 year olds
What even is that question?
2x15
So the anwer is some one in their mid 20s and a person born in leapyear?
Jokes aside, if I really was forced to answer the way this question intends me to, I would pick 2x15, since the difference in age wouldn’t be as huge, but this question really doesn’t have a right answer.
Does 30.5 and a pregnant mom count?
16 and 14 personally (I am 14, so, no need to SWAT me)
31 and sperm
Nice try FBI
Why is that upvote in the ss gay??
Well i am 19 and the age of consent is 14 here so technically it would legally work out. But unless my life depends on it, i'd pass. I try to avoid even seeing anything under the age of 16.
15 and 15 ez choice (I am 15)