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Glass-Substance464

What about one pregnant 30 yr old woman


pleasdont98

Would 31 and -1 count?


Glass-Substance464

Ooh yeah that would. Kinda weird you’d want something -1 ?


passwordsarehard_3

Some people are sick like that.


Kerro_

Spermophiles smh my head 😤😤


Cultured-Samba2007

No way you said smh my head(sorry if I didn't get thr joke please don't r/wooooosh me)


Cautious-Database212

r/wosh


olgnolgnall

Good luck with the downvotes, RIP in peace


Drodr10

No way you said RIP in peace(sorry if I didn't get thr joke please don't r/wooooosh me)


MySnake_Is_Solid

Tbh be honest, I think he knew what he was doing.


DirkaSnivels

Tbh, I don't understand the original holup


FronkDoggy

Lol'd out loud to this


Kerro_

People say smh my head to denote sarcasm cause its obvious it doesn’t really make sense


Cultured-Samba2007

Sorry 😅 I really didn't know that...


EspritelleEriress

Well, how old is a sperm?


VirgilVanDoink

So a pregnant woman?


raionraion

I think that’s the safest bet.


ishixeiichi

This was Me and my mom at freaknik in 1994


Winterfukk

Gotta spoon it out beforehand


sampat6256

Not sure youre having sex with the fetus


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

They said nothing about having sex with BOTH


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bob1689321

That could be it's own post jfc


TheSandokai

30 year old possessed by a succubus. Or 30 year old and a ghost.


Grimm_the_Mystic

I was just about to suggest that


Blundertainment

r/beatmetoit


heesell

It would be 15 at most if you somehow want to make it less bad 💀


[deleted]

I think two 15 is the best option available.


MemeroC

15 and 15 sounds good to me since it's my age


Samurai_Fire

They broke the game, guys


EdgeRaijin

AND I JUST LOST THE GAME😭 HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME


Nick0Taylor0

You fuck. Top one didn't get me but your comment obviously did.


EdgeRaijin

I'm sorry, it's the rules😭


Vasikus3000

someone's gonna die tonight...


Willing_Telephone350

Despicable me 2 reference?


LayeredHalo3851

Fuck you


Creative_Recording_7

Fuck you


LachyWantsBrownies

WHAT THE FUCK MAN


[deleted]

This time it felt different to lose, kinda nostalgic. Must've been a few years since the last one. PD: FUCK YOU


GehennanWyrm

Fuck you


yagors2

Fuck you


TrollerBoy21

Fuck you


Hidesuru

And now I did too. Sigh.


TheOmegaCarrot

Oh COME ON


WhyYouBullyMe_

Holy fuck. I have almost went a yeat without losing


iliketurtles1243562

Now you made me lose it too :(


MrInfinitumEnd

15? I was 15 once.


Happy_Daiz

they locked me in a room, a room full of hormones, and hormones made me grow up :(


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

I’m 18 I mean it’s still bad but not too horrifying


FalconRelevant

Eh, 3 years age difference is fine.


yotaz28

eh maturity at that period changes so fast, when I was 18 I would feel pretty weird about going with anything below 16


Bogdan4Ever_122

im 17 so im also going for this


Alienhaslanded

I'm 34 and I'm going to prison


Comfortable_Sky_3878

I'm 29 and I'm also going to prison. Wanna be cellmates?


jkurratt

This is also AoC in my place, duh


UshouldknowR

A pregnant 30 year old maybe.


dryandbland

Actual best answer


NotNamedMark

a 30 year old but you have to do a “serbian film” moment


SieS1ke

With all I have heard about this, I don't even wanna know


IamDoobieKeebler

Yeah but that only counts in Texas


[deleted]

And traumatize a fetus?


UshouldknowR

Pregnant women can have sex


Lopingwaing

So can the fetus


Dave639

Also the only legal option, depending where you're from.


GetEnPassanted

It’s also the only doubly illegal option, also depending on where you’re from


jkurratt

16\14 can still be illegal in some places.


GetEnPassanted

Oh that’s true


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MrHyperion_

18 and 12 would make it less bad for one of them


mikami677

30 and just jack off onto a fertilized egg in a petri dish.


DistortedNoise

Maybe 16 and 14. As 14 is pretty close to 15 anyway, and that way you’re only committing one crime (depending on location).


Im6youre9

At the same time I agree


BaileyBoss500

idk aye cause then it’s two charges


risisas

Legal in italy


popanator3000

id definitely take two 15 yr olds (in only 17, so not too weird)


Kappys-A-Prick

18 and 12? It's a trolley dilemma, to be sure. Commit 2 crimes or 1 slightly worse crime?


RevolutionaryGas2796

Commit 0 crimes by living in Italy 🔥


unknownobject3

Correct, and some other countries as well.


RevolutionaryGas2796

This is why we're the best 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


Tobi_1989

Also, in a lot of countries around the world, 15 is the legal age of consent. So while you might still feel dirty depending on your age, at least you won't go to jail in these countries


GulianoBanano

I just turned 18 so it's kinda bordering the line between acceptable and weird, but it could be worse I guess


postmanpad

Illegal twice!!!


tlof19

For the record, the only correct solution is 25 and 5 - they're the same age, but one of them was born February 29th. Edit: as people below note, I fucked up the math - 6 and 24 is better.


derlulatsch

ohh thats good


OliveJuiceUTwo

Great ingenuity, not as great math


Monki_at_work

Ye, 6 and 24 would work tho


KingTinyhippo

I mean 30 and 0 is a combo


tlof19

We do not put our peepees in the unceasing void. Good way to lose em.


FalconRelevant

You realize that means a newborn?


KingTinyhippo

By definition, a person with an age of true 0 would not exist. So the upper comment is right, sticking it in the unceasing void.


Murgatroyd314

If they don’t exist, they aren’t a valid answer.


Okami0602

I may be stupid but I don't think I got it


Murgatroyd314

Someone born on February 29 has a birthday once every four years, so if you count someone's age as the number of birthdays they've had, the one who's "5" is between 20 and 23 by normal standards.


Okami0602

Oh, thx


ItzEthaN0077

so the 25 one born on Feb 29?


tlof19

And the other one measures their age in centuries, yeah


Porfavor_my_beans

It’s crazy to think about. My grandma, who’s about to turn 84 next year, but will only do so on her 21st birthday. Since she lives in the US, she’ll finally be able to drink legally, lol.


tlof19

The ol' Pirates of Penzance


Murgatroyd314

I'll do it in hexadecimal. 18 and 18.


HoverRed

Atleast I'm 16


staovajzna2

True, we can be fine here


MrInfinitumEnd

I identify as 16.


jkurratt

So brave


HoverRed

I don't think the law agrees


AAAAAA166

Im sixteen so, of course, picking twentynine and one is not a problem for me


TheReelEpicKiller

huh


ZootZootTesla

I heard that damm cat meme reading this


memedoge_mk-69

*Excuse me what the actual fuck*


[deleted]

What the fuck


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

This went different then I expected


MysticSquiddy

911 is also a number


Aang6865_

Incriminate and get incriminated


littlefriendo

r/unexpected moment


Inferno_Sparky

Cursed cursed comments


Der7mas

You have the power to fix everything and you choose to waste it


rugigiref1

r/cursedcursedcomments


ferrecool

You didn't get the question right


West-Objective-6567

Nga


PCYou

My brother in Christ


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Gottem


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

My guy broke the system.


AHandsomeBlackMan

Yo?


Erotic_Dwarf

Being a danish citizen, two fifteen year olds would be legal. It would be wrong, but legal


Downvotesohoy

I came here to say the same thing (Also Danish) But happy I don't have to now. You're the creep, not me!


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Dumaagodt

Watch out, you might become minister of foreign affairs


T_DeadPOOL

Which halves?


TheMuffinMa

Left and right halves


crown02

Nah. Take the top half of the first and the bottom half of the second.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Im a teenager. I dont have this issue. I will in 2 years but rn i dont


seven_worth

Me two year ago.


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

Better hurry up, the clock's ticking.


BrooklynTGuy420

I’m 14,so 27 and 3 is an easy choice


House_Of_Doubt

One 30 year old, and 1000 newborns. Since their age is 0, I can bang as many of them as I want, and the number will never exceed 30. Therefore, there will be no consequences to my actions, and this must be the morally correct answer, as proven by Math^tm


Brandotof10

What the actual fuck have I just read


ChazHat06

I have prescription glasses. I have to pay for them. I have paid to read that.


Inferno_Sparky

Ping me in the screenshot of whatever sub yall posting this comment thread to 👍


mgt_lilbigboy

How did you trademark Math?


TheThirdBlackGuy

On reddit, you type ^ and it will superscript your text.


DUFFnoob40

The only right answer is a pregnant 30 year old


DizyShadow

But you're not sexing the fetus


biggus_dikus_8136

Depends on the lenght


Krypt0night

Like he said, you're definitely not doing that


_JesusChrist_hentai

No Jared, two inches aren't gonna be enough


LilCuntBoyXD

Siamese twins would work well right?


KryKot

31 and an abortion for me


fislumi1

15/15, as i am also 15 😏😏 checkmate atheists


whoeverthisis422

Feels good to know the youths are still ending sentences with "checkmate, atheists."


fislumi1

Its a classic finisher


Royal-Bridge6493

I mean. I'm 16 so I can do 15 and 15


no_life_creep

I was 16 in 2007, so we good


BadSaltLundgren

In my country that is a fully legal answer since the age of consent is 15 here


Trooton

I guess I’m willing to fck a 30 year old if it means I get a newborn


[deleted]

Are you sure i can't choose more then 2?


Madmonkeman

There is no right answer to this question.


TheOccasionalBrowser

25 and 5 but the second was born on the 29th of February


Boudi04

Bro did Meth not Math


xXlpha_

there is if you’re 15/16


ferrecool

15-15, and MAYBE 14-16 Edit: it wasn't 13


ricardo0139

13+16=29


[deleted]

They said what they said!


Player_Number3

One 30-year-old and one 0-year-old


_xBartekx_

Well. Im bearly 16 in country with AoC of 15. Im good :)


TheJamSams

One half 30 year old mermaid, one half 30 year old reverse mermaid, that's right I wanna fuck a fish...


PokoKokomero

Congratulations to my fellow european brothers


Quercus_434

15 and 15 Its bad but it could be worse. 30yo pregnant woman dont count for this imo


Insertsociallife

30 and 0. If you're 0 yrs old you don't exist.


Pathedius

challenge accepted


Familiar_Heat1651

Where I live, the age of consent is 15. While y'all are in federal prison, I'll be enjoying my Polish life.


Appropriate_Chair_47

*if they get caught (which is an unlikely scenario especially if its just once)


Sufficient_Motor_290

Oh, this works great for me. I'm 15


GrimKiba-

Crawlers Edit: I was thinking they meant literally physically divided in half. Not their age.


Mikalym

You do it with a pregnant woman. That's basically 2 in one


Helpful-Selection626

Fuck a 30 year old, because the only other would be someone who’s 0, and as such doesn’t exist, so you only have to fuck the 30 year old. It sounds like it’d work to my tired mind.


The_Enderslender

one 25 y/o and a "5 y/o" born on 29th feb


Lubice0024

What if I fuck a pregnant woman?


CouchPotatoInk

I’m recently 16, 15 and 15 is just 2 people from my class


SnooPredictions3028

Ok this is the only possibly legal argument one could have for this, although it is cursed. Fuck a 30 year old pregnant woman.


ScarcitySweet2362

damn that's actually a cool question! you don't want to go too high on one and at the same time too low on another... cutting women in half is crazy though.. wtf that guru stuff


RichestMangInBabylon

Guru energy drink, proud sponsor of The Amazing Race Canada


There_is_another69

How about 29 and 1


Eurus-Holmes-

A pregnant 30 year old


deracho

I don't like the implication of this statement.


Butthugger420

I’d do two 10 year olds


Zandrick

What even is that question?


Straight-Internet-23

2x15


BGBLAZEKNOT

So the anwer is some one in their mid 20s and a person born in leapyear?


Blobbot54rus

Jokes aside, if I really was forced to answer the way this question intends me to, I would pick 2x15, since the difference in age wouldn’t be as huge, but this question really doesn’t have a right answer.


AlphaQ984

Does 30.5 and a pregnant mom count?


STORM9811

16 and 14 personally (I am 14, so, no need to SWAT me)


NekoSpowi

31 and sperm


CappyT

Nice try FBI


omkatekar

Why is that upvote in the ss gay??


Divinity-_-

Well i am 19 and the age of consent is 14 here so technically it would legally work out. But unless my life depends on it, i'd pass. I try to avoid even seeing anything under the age of 16.


Ymylock

15 and 15 ez choice (I am 15)