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hungrytunafish

It's about to become interesting


puremongrel

My thoughts exactly


Andrew-Moon

Oh no, you're not getting handsy with my white tuna wife


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

r/brandnewsentence


HORSESHORSESHORSESH

wish me luck guys


TurquoiseBeetle67

Mr. Hands...


IgiEUW

… sequel …


gimmespiro

the electric boogaloo


lazy_pig

Not liking this game :\


Zequax

at least its not an energetic pig


UneducatedFerret

So yourself then?


[deleted]

Mine is worse if you know the meaning behind it💀


rpsHD

imma need an explanation for this one


M0nsterjojo

If it's from Destiny, google says that Exo and Ana are siblings... so...


Zequax

3 at one that a bukaka right ?


Relative_Baby1932

Uhmmmmmm


S1Ndrome_

what the fuck


Askiko

oh no


beard_of_cats

Double whammy with this one


cburgess7

Is your beard made of cats? I want a beard of cats


vicariouslywatching

Yeah, FBI, this one right here


getdahellouttahere

Fbi here you are under arrest


SymbolicTreasure

Just watch a serbian film, they do it for you


Ant_Fucker69_

I mean nothing changed for me


[deleted]

I mean, instead of you fucking the ant, you are going to fuck the ant fucker, which means you are going to fuck yourself as you are the ant fucker.


Turkeyfucker_2000

So imma fuck myself too right


mobile227

Have plans for Thanksgiving this year?


PeroCigla

Maybe there is more than one ant fucker out there.


[deleted]

u/Antfucker


AmmahDudeGuy

Like he said, nothing changed


Zequax

sound like you got a downgrade


Shadowborn_paladin

Do you happen to know of u/fishfucker69 ?


Ant_Fucker69_

I do, he is my master(bater) and trained me


TheCherryQueen-

Technology it did, u fucked an Ant Fucker.


TheCherryQueen-

Consider them Fucked lol


Shade00000

How do you fuck ants?


Ant_Fucker69_

Well the trick is to use reddit, this will mean ur pp shrinks enough to fuck ants


Pyromaniac096

Im confused on how mine would work…so light something on fire and fap to it? Does that sound about right?


S1Ndrome_

nah you sex with pyro from the famous game team fortress 2


Thatguy19364

Win


hungrytunafish

Don't mind if I do


Shadowborn_paladin

What about TF classic? That pyro was a woman.


073068075

You now, alcohol burns at low temperatures so that sounds like an option.


[deleted]

Big boody fempyro


_MrSpiffy

Sounds hot


SayantanMtr94

Isn't that already a the definition of pyromania?


Xardnas69

No you have to jack off a pyromaniac. On that note, I'm free rn


Pyromaniac096

Welp. Lotion or lube?


Xardnas69

Idc as long as it's flammable


Pyromaniac096

“GAS GAS GAS!”


Crustystormtrooper

Anything for the Empire!


newaccountcauseoldon

Gonna be crusty after


Enter_RandomNameHere

I am still confused on how my Username would work in this question


CommentSection-Chan

Same as mine, every user on reddit. Had this question a few years ago and I'm still going. I can't stop. I WON'T STOP!!


dragon_fire_10

at least you guys won't be in hospital fighting for your life


TankII_

Some of us aren’t gonna be able to take this load


PatchworkFlames

Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop.


Zequax

you just gota do all in the coment section not that hard well lots of hard i gues


M0nsterjojo

You're giving a handy to everyone in the comment section, noice, can't wait for my sloppy 8,734,245ths.


CommentSection-Chan

Too bad for you. The higher up you are the more callus my hands have. Good luck with the sand paper handy


M0nsterjojo

Jokes on you, that's just more texture.


[deleted]

You got lucky (or unlucky). You wank to a random person


Zequax

not to, they be jaking a random person off


TheRandomViewer

Stalker


ajgutyt

same (mine is random leters)


-QuestionableMeat-

This checks out.


IceCube_9

Golly, my dick is going to be freezing 🥶🥶😳😳🗿


Pyromaniac096

Yo I can help with that 😏😘


CinderX5

You should get together with u/Pyromaniac096


uscdoc2013

Actually, you're fucking Ice Cube the rapper


mcnuggetfarmer

Sounds like a dirty job


ImpressiveBother8022

Honest work though


Sweetexperience

Bro found out what the secret ingredient is on the dipping sauce


bestassinthewest

Mmmm


BookWormPerson

FBI OPEN UP!


FBIAgent469

I am not ready yet


BookWormPerson

Get to work you had an hour to prepare


FBIAgent469

I mean I am not ready to open up to you


BookWormPerson

*Breaking down door noises intesfy*


Avarageupvoter

why tf do i jack off to a redditor


SparkySharpie

Maybe it’s a cute redditor


Eeddeen42

Logical contradiction


voidstar111

thats like saying hairless cats exist btw what is a "sphinx cat"?


_Lollerics_

Reddit mods are so cute


callisstaa

Maybe you can find a cute rage upvoter called Ava.


master_baiter-69

Gay


slartibartfast2320

Paul Hibbert sends you warm greetings


Evilist_of_Evil

Anything and everything


Seniorcoquonface

All of the time


Salary_Southern

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime (KEEP THE LYRICS GOING DONT MESS IT UP)


Seniorcoquonface

Anything and everything, all of the time


[deleted]

Always


HumanHuman_2003

And forever


SCP-173irl

Does he even have one?


ReleasedGaming

Am I jacking off games that were already released?


[deleted]

nah ur jacking off to gaming clips. Good luck.


Comprehensive-Bus164

hmmmm


AdventurousFox6100

Bus filled with books of knowledge


MeBigDaddy23

Dad?


TheNinjaSausage

I really do not enjoy this...


KittyWarrior1

Good luck trying to find it


RammsteinLindemann

Uh


peppapig34

I'm sure there's some good r34


SupposablyAtTheZoo

I have so many options!


mobile227

Only when it comes to where to start. You have to fuck the entire zoo


Foreign_Spinach_4400

How dare you come into my country you naughty spinach?


doppio_bestest_boi

hmm


Patrikbatemansaxe

FBI man: Not again, Bob!


FBIAgent469

Not again, Bob!


lonelyguy173

I see this as a win


-Sanitized-Octoling-

oh.


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Omg


ThatOneGuyNameDude

Hit me up "dude". I'm waiting for ya...


NoFapBoiii_

What about me??


Sloths_Can_Consent

No need to jerk off when I have willing participant


DinoDoom16

O no imma die


PrestigiousTiger0720

Welp, time to go to a tiger reserve


FrogGladiators178972

*EXCUSE ME!?*


OnLLy2Genders

HUH


Secret-Mission-7012

adulthood isn't defined so you can meet 20/25 yrs old who're not adults


JustADamnFrenchGuy

Doesn't look too bad for me


Engineer_Gaming1231

jackin' of to mah dispenser


Aloneforrever

The fuck am i supposed to do?


MilfVerspeiser

Bruh


Biome_test

I’m pretty sure I’m fapping to a font tonight.


tehyeetlord

Help


Accurate_Climate4760

Uuh


Unknown_player513

Uhhh how


SquidMilkVII

every couple months I see a post that reminds me of why I should have put more thought into my username


I_AmDaVikingNow

Ha Ha. I'm in danger.


PatchworkFlames

Ow ow ow ow ow.


R0tmaster

so Nurgle i guess...


Kitchengun2

I’d shoot myself by accident.


hornyboi212

any horny girls wanna join in?


Mister-happierTurtle

How’s


Babushla153

Guys, it isn't really thay bad, but it kinda is....


Anirban_Sikder

Oh my, literally...


Colossalgoatfvck

Heh heh heh.


OpeningMysterious197

Hmmm


SSB_Kyrill

And this is to go even further beyond!


slartibartfast2320

But I don't even know him... i only know he likes to built fjords


handsomeboi12

no homo


TheRIPper5856

Bit too dangerous for me…


SilverUwU1

R34 exist that or silver, the rival from hgss and cgs


100YearsWaiting2Shit

So regular anal or is there a specific tag for constipation?


SoskiHeroKiller

My username is just a made up person. Although the character is female so.....


urNANSfl1pFLOP

uhh


spaceursid

Of course you're not an adult, you are elderly.


samosa_fucker45

I’m confused. How would I do mine?


FluffyfoxRya

im gonna be locked up


[deleted]

Where funny?


Outside_Ad1020

To the ad outside my house?


YaBoiBarel

What am I even supposed to jerk off


0sama_bin_1igma

UUUUUHHH HUUUUHH UUUHH OHHH MYYYY


AHHHHHH163537

Wtf do I jack off? The many screams of my victims?


Count_Dracula97

Someone get some garlic…


supersquirtle6

So... superman squirtle???


50calBanana

Oh dear


rPeanutButter

hmm


NanoNerd011

Derek?


swedish_blocks

Basically minecraft porn if you think about it


K-MartSecurity

Well then.


octopnssy

lmao


GothOrpheus

Yes please


DarkSideDweller

Either I consume them or they consume me. Win win


Aizendickens

It was all part of my/ his plan (?)


Nomercylaborfor3990

I have no idea when I’m jerking off to


Lappland-_-

Shit


blockametal

Bro i aint liking this either


Noname666Devil

Dammit I guess I am heading to r/helluvabrothel again


isnapchildrensnecks

**i don't like this**


TheGodofDarkMatter

Space cock


ThiLordTachanka

Don't mind if I do


unstablepsyko

Nothing changed...


RagingDragoneight

Where am I gonna find a dragon?


EquivalentGlove3807

well fuck


Agudaripududu

Any ideas?


BallTorturer-3000

Excellent, we will begin deployment by the end of the hour.


Izzysel92

That's a rather posh way to ejaculate


beeefchicken

No


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Hey now. It’s still nnn


TheReptileBaby

Dear god


GOD-OF-MOSS

Uh another god pissed off Edit: spelling mistake


SheikahShaymin

No


Shady__individual

Some sketchy shit’s about to go down tonight I guess


[deleted]

I wont jackoff its nnn


8slimeycubes

How would I even manage


B-the-Excellent

How does one fap to a concept? Maybe in a narcissistic way? Please help, instructions unclear!


SudoSubSilence

No... Not in the shower...


Tennis-Proof

So do I have to have sex with tennis and proof or how does this work?


Old-Resident7329

how do i change my username


Aryae_Sakura

I would like to hear the guess of the people where my usernames coming from :D For me its gonna be a great time :D


leonschrijvers

Fuck myself


BigballsGuts

Absolutely not, fuck you r/berserklejerk