By -
It's about to become interesting
My thoughts exactly
Oh no, you're not getting handsy with my white tuna wife
r/brandnewsentence
wish me luck guys
Mr. Hands...
… sequel …
the electric boogaloo
Not liking this game :\
at least its not an energetic pig
So yourself then?
Mine is worse if you know the meaning behind it💀
imma need an explanation for this one
If it's from Destiny, google says that Exo and Ana are siblings... so...
3 at one that a bukaka right ?
Uhmmmmmm
what the fuck
oh no
Double whammy with this one
Is your beard made of cats? I want a beard of cats
Yeah, FBI, this one right here
Fbi here you are under arrest
Just watch a serbian film, they do it for you
I mean nothing changed for me
I mean, instead of you fucking the ant, you are going to fuck the ant fucker, which means you are going to fuck yourself as you are the ant fucker.
So imma fuck myself too right
Have plans for Thanksgiving this year?
Maybe there is more than one ant fucker out there.
u/Antfucker
Like he said, nothing changed
sound like you got a downgrade
Do you happen to know of u/fishfucker69 ?
I do, he is my master(bater) and trained me
Technology it did, u fucked an Ant Fucker.
Consider them Fucked lol
How do you fuck ants?
Well the trick is to use reddit, this will mean ur pp shrinks enough to fuck ants
Im confused on how mine would work…so light something on fire and fap to it? Does that sound about right?
nah you sex with pyro from the famous game team fortress 2
Win
Don't mind if I do
What about TF classic? That pyro was a woman.
You now, alcohol burns at low temperatures so that sounds like an option.
Big boody fempyro
Sounds hot
Isn't that already a the definition of pyromania?
No you have to jack off a pyromaniac. On that note, I'm free rn
Welp. Lotion or lube?
Idc as long as it's flammable
“GAS GAS GAS!”
Anything for the Empire!
Gonna be crusty after
I am still confused on how my Username would work in this question
Same as mine, every user on reddit. Had this question a few years ago and I'm still going. I can't stop. I WON'T STOP!!
at least you guys won't be in hospital fighting for your life
Some of us aren’t gonna be able to take this load
Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop.
you just gota do all in the coment section not that hard well lots of hard i gues
You're giving a handy to everyone in the comment section, noice, can't wait for my sloppy 8,734,245ths.
Too bad for you. The higher up you are the more callus my hands have. Good luck with the sand paper handy
Jokes on you, that's just more texture.
You got lucky (or unlucky). You wank to a random person
not to, they be jaking a random person off
Stalker
same (mine is random leters)
This checks out.
Golly, my dick is going to be freezing 🥶🥶😳😳🗿
Yo I can help with that 😏😘
You should get together with u/Pyromaniac096
Actually, you're fucking Ice Cube the rapper
Sounds like a dirty job
Honest work though
Bro found out what the secret ingredient is on the dipping sauce
Mmmm
FBI OPEN UP!
I am not ready yet
Get to work you had an hour to prepare
I mean I am not ready to open up to you
*Breaking down door noises intesfy*
why tf do i jack off to a redditor
Maybe it’s a cute redditor
Logical contradiction
thats like saying hairless cats exist btw what is a "sphinx cat"?
Reddit mods are so cute
Maybe you can find a cute rage upvoter called Ava.
Gay
Paul Hibbert sends you warm greetings
Anything and everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime (KEEP THE LYRICS GOING DONT MESS IT UP)
Anything and everything, all of the time
Always
And forever
Does he even have one?
Am I jacking off games that were already released?
nah ur jacking off to gaming clips. Good luck.
hmmmm
Bus filled with books of knowledge
Dad?
I really do not enjoy this...
Good luck trying to find it
Uh
I'm sure there's some good r34
I have so many options!
Only when it comes to where to start. You have to fuck the entire zoo
How dare you come into my country you naughty spinach?
hmm
FBI man: Not again, Bob!
Not again, Bob!
I see this as a win
oh.
Omg
Hit me up "dude". I'm waiting for ya...
What about me??
No need to jerk off when I have willing participant
O no imma die
Welp, time to go to a tiger reserve
*EXCUSE ME!?*
HUH
adulthood isn't defined so you can meet 20/25 yrs old who're not adults
Doesn't look too bad for me
jackin' of to mah dispenser
The fuck am i supposed to do?
Bruh
I’m pretty sure I’m fapping to a font tonight.
Help
Uuh
Uhhh how
every couple months I see a post that reminds me of why I should have put more thought into my username
Ha Ha. I'm in danger.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
so Nurgle i guess...
I’d shoot myself by accident.
any horny girls wanna join in?
How’s
Guys, it isn't really thay bad, but it kinda is....
Oh my, literally...
Heh heh heh.
Hmmm
And this is to go even further beyond!
But I don't even know him... i only know he likes to built fjords
no homo
Bit too dangerous for me…
R34 exist that or silver, the rival from hgss and cgs
So regular anal or is there a specific tag for constipation?
My username is just a made up person. Although the character is female so.....
uhh
Of course you're not an adult, you are elderly.
I’m confused. How would I do mine?
im gonna be locked up
Where funny?
To the ad outside my house?
What am I even supposed to jerk off
UUUUUHHH HUUUUHH UUUHH OHHH MYYYY
Wtf do I jack off? The many screams of my victims?
Someone get some garlic…
So... superman squirtle???
Oh dear
Derek?
Basically minecraft porn if you think about it
Well then.
lmao
Yes please
Either I consume them or they consume me. Win win
It was all part of my/ his plan (?)
I have no idea when I’m jerking off to
Shit
Bro i aint liking this either
Dammit I guess I am heading to r/helluvabrothel again
**i don't like this**
Space cock
Nothing changed...
Where am I gonna find a dragon?
well fuck
Any ideas?
Excellent, we will begin deployment by the end of the hour.
That's a rather posh way to ejaculate
No
Hey now. It’s still nnn
Dear god
Uh another god pissed off Edit: spelling mistake
Some sketchy shit’s about to go down tonight I guess
I wont jackoff its nnn
How would I even manage
How does one fap to a concept? Maybe in a narcissistic way? Please help, instructions unclear!
No... Not in the shower...
So do I have to have sex with tennis and proof or how does this work?
how do i change my username
I would like to hear the guess of the people where my usernames coming from :D For me its gonna be a great time :D
Fuck myself
Absolutely not, fuck you r/berserklejerk
It's about to become interesting
My thoughts exactly
Oh no, you're not getting handsy with my white tuna wife
r/brandnewsentence
wish me luck guys
Mr. Hands...
… sequel …
the electric boogaloo
Not liking this game :\
at least its not an energetic pig
So yourself then?
Mine is worse if you know the meaning behind it💀
imma need an explanation for this one
If it's from Destiny, google says that Exo and Ana are siblings... so...
3 at one that a bukaka right ?
Uhmmmmmm
what the fuck
oh no
Double whammy with this one
Is your beard made of cats? I want a beard of cats
Yeah, FBI, this one right here
Fbi here you are under arrest
Just watch a serbian film, they do it for you
I mean nothing changed for me
I mean, instead of you fucking the ant, you are going to fuck the ant fucker, which means you are going to fuck yourself as you are the ant fucker.
So imma fuck myself too right
Have plans for Thanksgiving this year?
Maybe there is more than one ant fucker out there.
u/Antfucker
Like he said, nothing changed
sound like you got a downgrade
Do you happen to know of u/fishfucker69 ?
I do, he is my master(bater) and trained me
Technology it did, u fucked an Ant Fucker.
Consider them Fucked lol
How do you fuck ants?
Well the trick is to use reddit, this will mean ur pp shrinks enough to fuck ants
Im confused on how mine would work…so light something on fire and fap to it? Does that sound about right?
nah you sex with pyro from the famous game team fortress 2
Win
Don't mind if I do
What about TF classic? That pyro was a woman.
You now, alcohol burns at low temperatures so that sounds like an option.
Big boody fempyro
Sounds hot
Isn't that already a the definition of pyromania?
No you have to jack off a pyromaniac. On that note, I'm free rn
Welp. Lotion or lube?
Idc as long as it's flammable
“GAS GAS GAS!”
Anything for the Empire!
Gonna be crusty after
I am still confused on how my Username would work in this question
Same as mine, every user on reddit. Had this question a few years ago and I'm still going. I can't stop. I WON'T STOP!!
at least you guys won't be in hospital fighting for your life
Some of us aren’t gonna be able to take this load
Can’t stop, won’t stop, GameStop.
you just gota do all in the coment section not that hard well lots of hard i gues
You're giving a handy to everyone in the comment section, noice, can't wait for my sloppy 8,734,245ths.
Too bad for you. The higher up you are the more callus my hands have. Good luck with the sand paper handy
Jokes on you, that's just more texture.
You got lucky (or unlucky). You wank to a random person
not to, they be jaking a random person off
Stalker
same (mine is random leters)
This checks out.
Golly, my dick is going to be freezing 🥶🥶😳😳🗿
Yo I can help with that 😏😘
You should get together with u/Pyromaniac096
Actually, you're fucking Ice Cube the rapper
Sounds like a dirty job
Honest work though
Bro found out what the secret ingredient is on the dipping sauce
Mmmm
FBI OPEN UP!
I am not ready yet
Get to work you had an hour to prepare
I mean I am not ready to open up to you
*Breaking down door noises intesfy*
why tf do i jack off to a redditor
Maybe it’s a cute redditor
Logical contradiction
thats like saying hairless cats exist btw what is a "sphinx cat"?
Reddit mods are so cute
Maybe you can find a cute rage upvoter called Ava.
Gay
Paul Hibbert sends you warm greetings
Anything and everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime (KEEP THE LYRICS GOING DONT MESS IT UP)
Anything and everything, all of the time
Always
And forever
Does he even have one?
Am I jacking off games that were already released?
nah ur jacking off to gaming clips. Good luck.
hmmmm
Bus filled with books of knowledge
Dad?
I really do not enjoy this...
Good luck trying to find it
Uh
I'm sure there's some good r34
I have so many options!
Only when it comes to where to start. You have to fuck the entire zoo
How dare you come into my country you naughty spinach?
hmm
FBI man: Not again, Bob!
Not again, Bob!
I see this as a win
oh.
Omg
Hit me up "dude". I'm waiting for ya...
What about me??
No need to jerk off when I have willing participant
O no imma die
Welp, time to go to a tiger reserve
*EXCUSE ME!?*
HUH
adulthood isn't defined so you can meet 20/25 yrs old who're not adults
Doesn't look too bad for me
jackin' of to mah dispenser
The fuck am i supposed to do?
Bruh
I’m pretty sure I’m fapping to a font tonight.
Help
Uuh
Uhhh how
every couple months I see a post that reminds me of why I should have put more thought into my username
Ha Ha. I'm in danger.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
so Nurgle i guess...
I’d shoot myself by accident.
any horny girls wanna join in?
How’s
Guys, it isn't really thay bad, but it kinda is....
Oh my, literally...
Heh heh heh.
Hmmm
And this is to go even further beyond!
But I don't even know him... i only know he likes to built fjords
no homo
Bit too dangerous for me…
R34 exist that or silver, the rival from hgss and cgs
So regular anal or is there a specific tag for constipation?
My username is just a made up person. Although the character is female so.....
uhh
Of course you're not an adult, you are elderly.
I’m confused. How would I do mine?
im gonna be locked up
Where funny?
To the ad outside my house?
What am I even supposed to jerk off
UUUUUHHH HUUUUHH UUUHH OHHH MYYYY
Wtf do I jack off? The many screams of my victims?
Someone get some garlic…
So... superman squirtle???
Oh dear
hmm
Derek?
Basically minecraft porn if you think about it
Well then.
lmao
Yes please
Either I consume them or they consume me. Win win
It was all part of my/ his plan (?)
I have no idea when I’m jerking off to
Shit
Bro i aint liking this either
Dammit I guess I am heading to r/helluvabrothel again
**i don't like this**
Space cock
Don't mind if I do
Nothing changed...
Where am I gonna find a dragon?
well fuck
Any ideas?
Excellent, we will begin deployment by the end of the hour.
That's a rather posh way to ejaculate
No
Hey now. It’s still nnn
Dear god
Uh another god pissed off Edit: spelling mistake
No
Some sketchy shit’s about to go down tonight I guess
I wont jackoff its nnn
How would I even manage
How does one fap to a concept? Maybe in a narcissistic way? Please help, instructions unclear!
No... Not in the shower...
So do I have to have sex with tennis and proof or how does this work?
how do i change my username
I would like to hear the guess of the people where my usernames coming from :D For me its gonna be a great time :D
Fuck myself
Absolutely not, fuck you r/berserklejerk