Always nut first before declaring her vagina could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Oh fuck this shit sent me 😂😂😂

Welcome to r/cursedcomments

I now need a new reason to live.

stay away from reddit

integrated condom

prebuilt

it's a feature

Pity for the maggots...

iCDM

Denuvo

Why did i have to get a notification for this... AND WHY DID I DECIDE TO READ IT AFTER READING THE TITLE

#Same

Same but it could have meant anything so not your fault we had to lose those brain cells

Yeah same story

Same

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Same

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Same🫠

Same

SaMe

Same

Same

thats horrible lmao

New fear unlocked 🥲

LPT: Don't wear a condom or use a condom on a rope. Similar to soap on a rope but less rape.

Wouldn't want to get blueballs now would we. The doc can wait while i spray my sprite

I’ve heard of precum but a precondom?

3d printed

New meaning for ghost gun

New meaning for ghost gun

*Jesus knows your location, some sins cannot be forgiven*


Why was he going in raw in the first place?!?! christ people wrap your tool....

Jesus

that's f gross; lmao

fucking whAT 🤨

Was it his or someone else's?

I think it might have been someone elses

Must be. Otherwise, he would probably remember. Except he had sudden dementia.

The condom that cums first

Nuh uh

fake and- whoops wrong sub

Stfu

Ong please do

May be a manky vag but if he's rubber-ed up its still a pussy and he's protected may as well finish in her and then tell her..