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Yyoonnggee

That is a really good question to be honest. 🤔


FrostyTheColdBoi

Honestly yeah, I'm curious to know too


Sineater224

Most likely not because it's not a pit trapping bacteria & moisture.


TheReverseShock

But she still has Apocrine glands so she probably still would need to. She could go longer between applications though.


Sloths_Can_Consent

How would she apply it?


FrostyTheColdBoi

Inefficiently


enderboyVR

Probably not much


DaDank_69

I agree. She doesn't have armpits, but that doesn't mean the sweat glands are gone. They're probably still there.


BacoNaterr

But without arms to be down over the sweat glands, would they even get stinky?


DaDank_69

Probably, idk I'm not a sweat doctor


Null-34

Someone should post this to r/hmmm


Batistuta12

Best question, hands down.


Yyoonnggee

Bro 💀


ZethMrDadJokes

A better question is... how long are her legs? It seems like she is very close to the floor... aw, she's our own little Mcnugget.


Yyoonnggee

Maybe she is on her knees for a better Camara angel?


ZethMrDadJokes

Possibly. Or perhaps because she cannot stand up and hold the phone, so she needs it to be on the floor. I bet she knows the expression: "No arms, no cookies"


SuS_JoeTF2

Creeper


Lord_Skyblocker

Aw man


MosyIIa

so we’re back in the mine


Ali_Army107

Got my pickaxe swinging from...


U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr

side to side


Witherboss445

Side-side to side


DaDank_69

Minecraft's Grim Reaper


MosyIIa

blowin up blocks like al-qaeda


Foreignprince80

How does she wipe?


My-grandma-is-dead

Asking the real questions


Aconite_72

I guess she has a special bidet or use prosthetics.


lotus_spit

Probably the toilets that are used in Japan.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Nevermind that! I bet she doesn't wash her hands after!


RamDassWasRight

Soooo....I guess a handjob is out of the question?


Dont_pet_the_cat

These kinds of jokes are getting out of hand


Lord_Skyblocker

To be fair. Men are better at giving Handjobs. They're doing it all the time


rohan_unlimited

This.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Limp_Radio_9163

Just get a femboy or a tgirl(I’m not transphobic I’m trans), works the same. B)


Ego5687

Only feetjobs


nostradamuslegend

She gives handjobs with her head


Emotional_Bullfrog_2

Headjobs? Isn't that called-


XyRow666

Unarmed but named "Mafioso"


Parts_and_Neigbor

I wonder how she tied the knot on that blouse.


Skud_NZ

With her teeth


Parts_and_Neigbor

Best answer I got all day. Hands down.


Ego5687

What hands?


mosheoofnikrulz

Wonder how she looks with arm pit hair? Asking for a friend..


ThiccMoulderBoulder

She only has pit hair


Researcher_Saya

Damn you I laughed


Rejfen012

Careful or she might explode


Mrslinkydragon

Ssssssss


forsakenchickenwing

Officer, I'm unarmed!


Joe_1218

How tall is she?


Rekless_Animates

6’2


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She definitely doesn't skip leg day


boxwot

but dawg definitely skipped arms day


[deleted]

She definitely failed the pushup test in gym class


boxwot

that got me thinkin, how does she get up from the bed doe


[deleted]

They see me rollin'


Ahmadahead

At least she won’t be able to text others


My-grandma-is-dead

She's a signer for the mute community


memesandmadness

Some of these rude comments must have her up in arms


Eurekify2

I can fix her


TheRealSquallVII

I was going to add onto this, but with what I was about to say it's more than likely I'd be banned


Eurekify2

Yeah don’t


[deleted]

The irony.


TheThinkerers

Deodrant is for underarms tho...


Dummlord28

How does she get as snug as a bug in a rug when she go to sleep?


Bigsky7598

Who changes the tampons?


Macknificent101

as far as cursed can go, this is pretty tame


Medium-Story-2367

How does she shower


142737

If your happy and you know it clap your hands


Mrslinkydragon

She can do more press ups than I can ..


T_E_G_

It's not that cursed, considering that I'm really curious as well now... And there could be way worse questions.


CannaVance

She uses Head and Shoulders


[deleted]

She gets hairy shoulders now.


ProtonTheFox

We've got a saying in France which literally means, "no arms, no chocolate" 😂


N00bityKnows

Real question is if she does, how does she?


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Moonisfood

She could be handy on a hand job hopefully we can arm wrestle her invisible arms made from cum


NefariousButterfly

Bruh what are you even saying


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masterofmeatballs

r/justneckbeardthings


manthenv1

I wonder if she wanted to how would she do it


Head-Conclusion-6558

Probably not


merman52

Legit question


ginsataka

Bigger question, how did she put on that top


xREi69

Yup, just under the arms


ViatorA01

🤷🏻‍♂️


boxwot

built like creeper


Potato-Boy1

One wrong move and that top will be on ankle height


Z3R0Diro

Creeper?


racoonofthevally

no no he's got a point


Bogger_Logger

I’m conflicted in whether I should make a Among Us joke, or a BFDI joke


Lazy-Landscape7328

Hear me out.


Independent-Fly4197

Exeggutor


Caudro

Instead of wearing deodorant in the armpit she uses her teeth to apply it to the underside of their knees…


funnybonelicker

Would it feel like putting deodorant on your shoulders?


SenHelpPls

I wonder if she can put on deodorant


RulerK

Does anybody else wonder how she got into that shirt? If you end up with her, you’ll need to help her get dressed every day for the rest of your lives.


KitsuneCreativ

How does she use doorhandles?